When we last left our Goofballs they had sought the aid of Steven Hawking and were creating what could possibly be their 6th Goofball, using Steven's High Tech PC. Their first attempt had not worked out, so they have decided to try once again....
Steve quickly pushed the print button, and their computer generated began to take shape. When it was fully finished it turned out to be an exact duplicate of none other than...
Sailor Venus!
Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Making every man a man
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no-one else had
Wa!
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Then from out of nowhere a large green ogre arrived onto the scene, filled with rage.
"CAN YOU STOP IT WITH ALL THIS SINGING!!", he exclaimed with a Scottish accent, "No wonder you guys couldn't find anyone who wanted to join your group. Nobody would want to be in a fic full of song lyrics!! CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE IT A REST!!!!"
"I guess so", answered Howard, thus the ogre left. Behind him was a donkey.
"WAIT UP FOR ME!!", he screamed.
"Okay, now let's get back to business", said Howard.
"The thing I don't understand is why we got Sailor Venus. Shouldn't we have gotten an original creation?", asked Batman.
"That's because I just discovered that she was floating around the Internet, and I decided to download her. The real creation is still laying on my computer waiting to be created! However, she is too good and would be a waste to send her over to you. That makes her mine all mine! And with her I WILL RULE THE WORLD!", Steven announced in as evil of a voice one could make using a computerized voice box, "Besides the only way to make this truly work is to wear women's underwear on your head while doing it. I'M OFF TO THE LENGARIE STORE!", and with that he sped off with his wheel chair.
"Blah. Who cares about her. At least we got someone now", Howard said. "You are willing to join the Goofballs, right Venus?"
"Sure. Anything beats being stuck on the Internet for a couple years", Venus replied.
"Then, I guess the only thing we have left to do is get that Brock guy", said Marty.
"Who did you end up on the Internet?" asked Howard.
"I dunno, last thing I remember I was on Space Ghost..."
"Well that guy does have a way of ending good careers" replied ALF.
"True dat"
So now this elite super hero (term used loosely) team are now back to 6, but to be truly effective they must have 7 but can they lure Brock back...
"Ha ho hey" says a guy with perfect hair.
"Who the hell is that?" asked Howard.
Then the figure stepped forward and revealed himself to be none other than Johnny Bravo.
He looks over at Venus. "Hey there pretty mama, wanna see me comb my hair really really fast?"
"Who is this guy?" asked Venus.
"Arg, its just Johnny Bravo... a guy who thinks he's all that with the ladies..." replied Howard.
"Kinda like Brock?" asked Goku,
"Exactly like... hey Johnny wanna be a goofball?" asked Howard.
"What's that?" asked Johnny.
"Well you get to hang with us and Mina over there," replied Goku.
"Wow, I'm in really really fast." replied Johnny.
Now there are once again 7, Will Howard now reveal the reason he summoned them all? Well asking silly rhetorical questions won't solve it, so let's just get going with the story.
"Well, I suppose you're all wondering why I all brought you together", started Howard, after the seven of them returned to his house and were all settled in his living room.
"Actually, I've been wondering when we're going to eat", said Johnny, "I'm getting hungry here."
"Yeah yeah", replied Howard, "We'll get to that soon. But first, as most of you know, a couple of months ago I received an urgent phone call. A phone call which inspired to reassemble the group of seven goofballs!"
"Who was it? What did they say?", asked ALF who was getting very impatient.
"It was the Columbian Record club. You see, they have this special offer, if someone signs up themselves and six of their friends they get a special discount. And you six are the only real friends I've got, I decided to reassemble you guys to ask if you want to join."
"WHOAH! Hold on a second I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment", exclaimed Johnny.
"You're joking? You wouldn't go through all that work just to get a cheap discount?", asked Sailor Venus
"Yeah this must be some type of joke. What's the real reason you've brought us here", asked Goku.
"Ahhh yeah.. a joke, eh?... The real reason..." mumbled Howard, who really had no idea what he was going to say, "Well, it uhh..getting kind of late. I'm going to hit the hay and I'll discuss the real reason tomorrow morning."
"But it's only 4 in the afternoon", mentioned Goku.
"Yeah, well, I like to get a lot of sleep", said Howard.
That night, or make it afternoon, Howard fell into a deep sleep and had revelating and inspiring dream...
He found himself at some sort of diner from the 1950s. A short mustached man came up to him and asked if he wanted to try the fish but Howard declined. He sat down at a table, and he saw an interesting looking fellow enter the diner. He was wearing a leather jacket with slicked black hair. He had a certain air of coolness about him. It could be only one person: THE FONZ! And he was walking straight towards Howard table.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", greeted the Fonz.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", responded Howard, trying to do his best Fonz impression.
"I've heard you have a bit of a dilemma", said the Fonz, "You need to find some type of mission for your goofballs to complete, so you don't sound like an idiot who just wanted to save a couple of bucks on a deal with the Columbian record club."
"How do you do know this?", asked Howard with extreme puzzlement.
"I'm the Fonz. I know these things."
"So, you have a plan? What is it?", asked Howard.
"You and the goofballs will do the impossible!" aid the Fonz.
"Yes? Yes? What is that?"
"Go back to school and take English again!"
"Horrors!?! That is too difficult and insane, don't you have something that is easier?!?"
"Well..." said the Fonz "you could just search for the Holy Grail"
"Yes, that would be much easier. Thank You Fonz."
"Anytime"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Suddenly Howard woke up. He finally had the reason he assembled the goofballs. Later...
"So that is what we will do" said Howard.
"Why do we want a holy pail?" asked Goku.
"Not holy pail, HOLY GRAIL!!!" exclaimed Sailor Venus.
"Will it get us chicks?" asked Johnny as he combed his hair really really fast.
"I doubt it.." replied the teen from 1985.
"What is this Holy Grail?" asked the alien.
"Well its a grail and its holy." replied Howard cuz he had no idea.
Then the well educated and intelligent Bruce Wayne told the others what the Holy Grail is.
"It is supposedly the cup in which Jesus Christ drank from and used during the last supper. During the Middle Ages, King Arthur and his Knights of the Round table went on a quest to find this grail, however they did not succeed for they were all arrested by a group of police officers, who suspected one of them of killing a famous historian."
The other seven goofballs looked at Batman with puzzled looks on the faces.
"Okay", replied Howard., "Anyways, we are going to go on a quest to seek this Grail. Why? Because we need something to do. I believe, it would be best for the 7 of us to split up in groups. Me and--" Suddenly, Howard was interrupted by knocking of the door. "Hmmm, now who could that be?"
Howard opened the door, and standing there was a young black haired guy with a yellowed spotted bandanna around his head. "Can I help you?", Howard asked.
"Is this the Tendo Training Hall?", asked the guy.
"No", answered Howard. "This is my house.. Besides the Tendo Training Hall is somewhere in Japan"
"Then where am I?"
"Uhhmm", said Howard. "I'll get back to you on that." And he turned towards the other goofballs. "Where are we right now?"
"I thought we were in Tokyo"
"I thought we were in New York City"
"I thought we were in Australia"
"I thought we were in Vegreville"
"I thought we were in Antarctica"
"I thought"... This went on for about an hour or so until the seven of them finally decided that they were either in Cochobamba, Bolivia or Omaha, Nebraska.
"Okay. Now what were we talking about before we were interrupted.", said Howard, trying to get back on topic, "Oh I remember. The quest. I think we should split up in groups and head in different directions. Me, Alf and Goku will head North. Johnny and Sailor Venus will head East. And Marty and Batman will head West. Any questions?"
"Uhm, who's heading south?", asked Marty.
"Uhmmm... That's not important right now. Now let's get going"
And so the seven goofballs headed out the door, knocking over the guy with the bandanna who was still standing in the doorway, and started heading in their separate destinations.
Now Johnny and Sailor Venus headed East. In fact they ended up in the far east, more specifically Japan. In fact they randomly found their way to Tendo Training Hall.
"Hey, isn't this that place that stupid kid was looking for?" asked Johnny.
"Yes indeed it is..." said Sailor Venus as she knocked.
Panda Genma answers the door. He holds up a sign.
"Huh... I don't speak Japanese Panda boy." said a bewildered Johnny.
Luckily Mina is Japanese...
"Oh you want us to come in Mr Panda." said Mina as she walked in the door followed by Johnny Bravo.
"Hey Genma get back here!!! We need to finish our 123,232,345,785,572,743rd game of checkers!." yelled Soun Tendo.
"This beast has a name?" asked Johnny. Soun poured hot water on Genma. "Yes I do have a name thank you very much." replied Genma.
"Oh, we have come many miles (not sure how many sicne they dunno where they started) to seek..." said Sailor Venus as Johnny noticed a bowl of cheese puffs. "CHEESE PUFFS" exclaimed Johnny as he started devouring them.
"You came many miles to seek Cheese Puffs? take all you need then." replied Genma. Just then Akane walked into the room. "My cheese puffs?!?!?!" shouted Akane. Johnny looked up from the finished bowl, "Hey there good looking, how about you and I..." just then Johnny was thrown into the wall by Akane.
"No we came here for something else... Awwww... I forgot what it was..." said Mina and she started to cry.
Nabiki and Kasumi walk into the room. Nabiki leaned over to her older sister and whispered, "bet you $200 they are looking for the Holy Grail." Her older sister Kasumi whispered back, "No they'd remember that. Your on." Nabiki smiled and turned to the travelers, "would you happen to be looking for the Holy Grail which we keep in our shed next to the lawn mower?"
Mina stopped crying. "No I don't think that was it." A stunned Nabiki hands over $200 to Kasumi. "Well then I guess you came to the wrong place..." said Kasumi. Female Ranma walked into the room. "Anybody seen that crazy Shampoo, she's still trying to kill me."
"If your shampoo is trying to kill you, I recommend changing brands." said Mina.
"No the amazon girl, Shampoo." replied Ranma. Akane pours hot water on Ranma, "Now she won't try to kill you."
"Arg... This is much worse..." said Ranma now in his male form.
"Ohhh, there is another hot chick here?" said Johnny. Mina turns to Johnny, "Oh and what am I?"
"Your Mina, my partner in our search for the whatever."
"Aren't I a hot chick?" asked the now depressed scout.
"Uh huh"
Though flattered by the "compliment", Mina still took offense and threw him against the wall. "Wow, you're as strong as Akane and prettier too" said Ranma which was followed by him being thrown into the wall right next to Johnny.
"What I say?" said Ranma and Johnny together as they regained consciousness.
"Well sorry for disturbing you, we must return to our search" said Mina as she dragged Johnny out of the Tendo Training Hall.
At the same time Howard and Goku were traveling North and passed Castle Anthrax, but were not fooled by the Grail Shaped Beacon because they saw the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They came upon Hinata Inn. Howard knocked on the door. A dark black haired figure in an apron answered the door.
Who is this dark black hared figure? Will he be friend or foe? And how the heck did Howard, ALF, and Goku get to a place like Hinata Inn from traveling North from either Omaha, Nebraska or Cochobamba, Bolivia? Stay tuned to the next exciting chapter of GBZ? Pi: The Irrational Story!
Steve quickly pushed the print button, and their computer generated began to take shape. When it was fully finished it turned out to be an exact duplicate of none other than...
Sailor Venus!
Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Making every man a man
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no-one else had
Wa!
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Then from out of nowhere a large green ogre arrived onto the scene, filled with rage.
"CAN YOU STOP IT WITH ALL THIS SINGING!!", he exclaimed with a Scottish accent, "No wonder you guys couldn't find anyone who wanted to join your group. Nobody would want to be in a fic full of song lyrics!! CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE IT A REST!!!!"
"I guess so", answered Howard, thus the ogre left. Behind him was a donkey.
"WAIT UP FOR ME!!", he screamed.
"Okay, now let's get back to business", said Howard.
"The thing I don't understand is why we got Sailor Venus. Shouldn't we have gotten an original creation?", asked Batman.
"That's because I just discovered that she was floating around the Internet, and I decided to download her. The real creation is still laying on my computer waiting to be created! However, she is too good and would be a waste to send her over to you. That makes her mine all mine! And with her I WILL RULE THE WORLD!", Steven announced in as evil of a voice one could make using a computerized voice box, "Besides the only way to make this truly work is to wear women's underwear on your head while doing it. I'M OFF TO THE LENGARIE STORE!", and with that he sped off with his wheel chair.
"Blah. Who cares about her. At least we got someone now", Howard said. "You are willing to join the Goofballs, right Venus?"
"Sure. Anything beats being stuck on the Internet for a couple years", Venus replied.
"Then, I guess the only thing we have left to do is get that Brock guy", said Marty.
"Who did you end up on the Internet?" asked Howard.
"I dunno, last thing I remember I was on Space Ghost..."
"Well that guy does have a way of ending good careers" replied ALF.
"True dat"
So now this elite super hero (term used loosely) team are now back to 6, but to be truly effective they must have 7 but can they lure Brock back...
"Ha ho hey" says a guy with perfect hair.
"Who the hell is that?" asked Howard.
Then the figure stepped forward and revealed himself to be none other than Johnny Bravo.
He looks over at Venus. "Hey there pretty mama, wanna see me comb my hair really really fast?"
"Who is this guy?" asked Venus.
"Arg, its just Johnny Bravo... a guy who thinks he's all that with the ladies..." replied Howard.
"Kinda like Brock?" asked Goku,
"Exactly like... hey Johnny wanna be a goofball?" asked Howard.
"What's that?" asked Johnny.
"Well you get to hang with us and Mina over there," replied Goku.
"Wow, I'm in really really fast." replied Johnny.
Now there are once again 7, Will Howard now reveal the reason he summoned them all? Well asking silly rhetorical questions won't solve it, so let's just get going with the story.
"Well, I suppose you're all wondering why I all brought you together", started Howard, after the seven of them returned to his house and were all settled in his living room.
"Actually, I've been wondering when we're going to eat", said Johnny, "I'm getting hungry here."
"Yeah yeah", replied Howard, "We'll get to that soon. But first, as most of you know, a couple of months ago I received an urgent phone call. A phone call which inspired to reassemble the group of seven goofballs!"
"Who was it? What did they say?", asked ALF who was getting very impatient.
"It was the Columbian Record club. You see, they have this special offer, if someone signs up themselves and six of their friends they get a special discount. And you six are the only real friends I've got, I decided to reassemble you guys to ask if you want to join."
"WHOAH! Hold on a second I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment", exclaimed Johnny.
"You're joking? You wouldn't go through all that work just to get a cheap discount?", asked Sailor Venus
"Yeah this must be some type of joke. What's the real reason you've brought us here", asked Goku.
"Ahhh yeah.. a joke, eh?... The real reason..." mumbled Howard, who really had no idea what he was going to say, "Well, it uhh..getting kind of late. I'm going to hit the hay and I'll discuss the real reason tomorrow morning."
"But it's only 4 in the afternoon", mentioned Goku.
"Yeah, well, I like to get a lot of sleep", said Howard.
That night, or make it afternoon, Howard fell into a deep sleep and had revelating and inspiring dream...
He found himself at some sort of diner from the 1950s. A short mustached man came up to him and asked if he wanted to try the fish but Howard declined. He sat down at a table, and he saw an interesting looking fellow enter the diner. He was wearing a leather jacket with slicked black hair. He had a certain air of coolness about him. It could be only one person: THE FONZ! And he was walking straight towards Howard table.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", greeted the Fonz.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", responded Howard, trying to do his best Fonz impression.
"I've heard you have a bit of a dilemma", said the Fonz, "You need to find some type of mission for your goofballs to complete, so you don't sound like an idiot who just wanted to save a couple of bucks on a deal with the Columbian record club."
"How do you do know this?", asked Howard with extreme puzzlement.
"I'm the Fonz. I know these things."
"So, you have a plan? What is it?", asked Howard.
"You and the goofballs will do the impossible!" aid the Fonz.
"Yes? Yes? What is that?"
"Go back to school and take English again!"
"Horrors!?! That is too difficult and insane, don't you have something that is easier?!?"
"Well..." said the Fonz "you could just search for the Holy Grail"
"Yes, that would be much easier. Thank You Fonz."
"Anytime"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Suddenly Howard woke up. He finally had the reason he assembled the goofballs. Later...
"So that is what we will do" said Howard.
"Why do we want a holy pail?" asked Goku.
"Not holy pail, HOLY GRAIL!!!" exclaimed Sailor Venus.
"Will it get us chicks?" asked Johnny as he combed his hair really really fast.
"I doubt it.." replied the teen from 1985.
"What is this Holy Grail?" asked the alien.
"Well its a grail and its holy." replied Howard cuz he had no idea.
Then the well educated and intelligent Bruce Wayne told the others what the Holy Grail is.
"It is supposedly the cup in which Jesus Christ drank from and used during the last supper. During the Middle Ages, King Arthur and his Knights of the Round table went on a quest to find this grail, however they did not succeed for they were all arrested by a group of police officers, who suspected one of them of killing a famous historian."
The other seven goofballs looked at Batman with puzzled looks on the faces.
"Okay", replied Howard., "Anyways, we are going to go on a quest to seek this Grail. Why? Because we need something to do. I believe, it would be best for the 7 of us to split up in groups. Me and--" Suddenly, Howard was interrupted by knocking of the door. "Hmmm, now who could that be?"
Howard opened the door, and standing there was a young black haired guy with a yellowed spotted bandanna around his head. "Can I help you?", Howard asked.
"Is this the Tendo Training Hall?", asked the guy.
"No", answered Howard. "This is my house.. Besides the Tendo Training Hall is somewhere in Japan"
"Then where am I?"
"Uhhmm", said Howard. "I'll get back to you on that." And he turned towards the other goofballs. "Where are we right now?"
"I thought we were in Tokyo"
"I thought we were in New York City"
"I thought we were in Australia"
"I thought we were in Vegreville"
"I thought we were in Antarctica"
"I thought"... This went on for about an hour or so until the seven of them finally decided that they were either in Cochobamba, Bolivia or Omaha, Nebraska.
"Okay. Now what were we talking about before we were interrupted.", said Howard, trying to get back on topic, "Oh I remember. The quest. I think we should split up in groups and head in different directions. Me, Alf and Goku will head North. Johnny and Sailor Venus will head East. And Marty and Batman will head West. Any questions?"
"Uhm, who's heading south?", asked Marty.
"Uhmmm... That's not important right now. Now let's get going"
And so the seven goofballs headed out the door, knocking over the guy with the bandanna who was still standing in the doorway, and started heading in their separate destinations.
Now Johnny and Sailor Venus headed East. In fact they ended up in the far east, more specifically Japan. In fact they randomly found their way to Tendo Training Hall.
"Hey, isn't this that place that stupid kid was looking for?" asked Johnny.
"Yes indeed it is..." said Sailor Venus as she knocked.
Panda Genma answers the door. He holds up a sign.
"Huh... I don't speak Japanese Panda boy." said a bewildered Johnny.
Luckily Mina is Japanese...
"Oh you want us to come in Mr Panda." said Mina as she walked in the door followed by Johnny Bravo.
"Hey Genma get back here!!! We need to finish our 123,232,345,785,572,743rd game of checkers!." yelled Soun Tendo.
"This beast has a name?" asked Johnny. Soun poured hot water on Genma. "Yes I do have a name thank you very much." replied Genma.
"Oh, we have come many miles (not sure how many sicne they dunno where they started) to seek..." said Sailor Venus as Johnny noticed a bowl of cheese puffs. "CHEESE PUFFS" exclaimed Johnny as he started devouring them.
"You came many miles to seek Cheese Puffs? take all you need then." replied Genma. Just then Akane walked into the room. "My cheese puffs?!?!?!" shouted Akane. Johnny looked up from the finished bowl, "Hey there good looking, how about you and I..." just then Johnny was thrown into the wall by Akane.
"No we came here for something else... Awwww... I forgot what it was..." said Mina and she started to cry.
Nabiki and Kasumi walk into the room. Nabiki leaned over to her older sister and whispered, "bet you $200 they are looking for the Holy Grail." Her older sister Kasumi whispered back, "No they'd remember that. Your on." Nabiki smiled and turned to the travelers, "would you happen to be looking for the Holy Grail which we keep in our shed next to the lawn mower?"
Mina stopped crying. "No I don't think that was it." A stunned Nabiki hands over $200 to Kasumi. "Well then I guess you came to the wrong place..." said Kasumi. Female Ranma walked into the room. "Anybody seen that crazy Shampoo, she's still trying to kill me."
"If your shampoo is trying to kill you, I recommend changing brands." said Mina.
"No the amazon girl, Shampoo." replied Ranma. Akane pours hot water on Ranma, "Now she won't try to kill you."
"Arg... This is much worse..." said Ranma now in his male form.
"Ohhh, there is another hot chick here?" said Johnny. Mina turns to Johnny, "Oh and what am I?"
"Your Mina, my partner in our search for the whatever."
"Aren't I a hot chick?" asked the now depressed scout.
"Uh huh"
Though flattered by the "compliment", Mina still took offense and threw him against the wall. "Wow, you're as strong as Akane and prettier too" said Ranma which was followed by him being thrown into the wall right next to Johnny.
"What I say?" said Ranma and Johnny together as they regained consciousness.
"Well sorry for disturbing you, we must return to our search" said Mina as she dragged Johnny out of the Tendo Training Hall.
At the same time Howard and Goku were traveling North and passed Castle Anthrax, but were not fooled by the Grail Shaped Beacon because they saw the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They came upon Hinata Inn. Howard knocked on the door. A dark black haired figure in an apron answered the door.
Who is this dark black hared figure? Will he be friend or foe? And how the heck did Howard, ALF, and Goku get to a place like Hinata Inn from traveling North from either Omaha, Nebraska or Cochobamba, Bolivia? Stay tuned to the next exciting chapter of GBZ? Pi: The Irrational Story!