THINGS......I'll let you figure them out.......



these are just some things that are in my head...((dissclaimer : i own none of the LOK people, but i do own the things not to...to do.ect...)) please sit back ,relax , R&R and laugh your guts out!!!



** note : not responcible for loss of body fluids or organs..thanx **



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THINGS NOT TO SAY...........



to raziel :

" Hey boney butt!! "

" You suck!! " ( actually it's for all vamps...)

" Bite me !! " ( same with this one..)

" Blue is not your colour.." ( okay so this ones not that funny....)









to kain :

" Get a hair cut !!! "

" Your gay ! " ( it was funny at the time, you just had to be there....)

" Your weak!! My grandma could kick your butt !! "

" Your too old for this......"









to any vampire in the LoK nation :

" Your weak !!! "

" Bite me!! "

"Go soak your head!! " ( gets everyone mad but the vamps that can withstand water.....) " Go away!! "







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more to come : things to say to a vamp

things to do when in nosgoth

things not to do when in nosgoth

and much more.......



PLEASE REVIEW AND GIVE ME ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR ANY UPCOMMING THINGS TO... THANK YOU FOR READING....