Characters:
In Order Of Appearance
Wadsworth ==Sirius
Guard Dogs ==Fluffy
Yvette== Hermione
Mrs.Ho== Snape
Colonel Mustard== Seamus
Mrs. White== Dean
Mrs. Scarlet== Harry
Professor Plum==Draco
Mrs. Peacock== Parvati
Mr. Green== Ron
Mr. Boddy== Pansy
Motorist== Goyle
Cop== Lavendar
J. Edgar Hoover==Neville
Singing Telegram Girl== Crabbe
12 -- EXT. ROADSIDE -- 12
A slim man is standing by his broken down car.
An owl can be heard.
He hits the car, obviously frustrated.
Thunder roars in the distance.
The man sees headlights a short way away. He smoothes his
pants.
As the car nears, he bends over the engine and lifts a leg.
The car screeches to a halt just past him and backs up.
The man goes to the car and peers in.
MAN 2's VOICE: Want a lift?
MAN 1:(sultry) Yes, please . . .
He gets in.
13 -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 13
MAN 1: Thanks. I'm late for a dinner date.
MAN 2: Me too. Where are you going?
The man pulls out a sheet of paper.
MAN 1: (looking at paper) Let's see . . . Hill House. Off Route 41.
MAN 2: Wait a minute. Let me look at that. (takes paper) That's where I'm going. I got a letter like this.
They both look disturbed.
14 -- EXT. CAR -- 14
The rain has started.
The windshield wipers start as the car pulls away.
15 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 15
We see a woman.
Sirius: And this is Mrs. Parvati.
Seamus: How do you do?
Dean: Hello.
Sirius: Hermione, will you go and check that dinner will be ready as soon as all the guests have arrived?
Hermione nods.
Mrs. Parvati stares approvingly at Hermione's exposed cleavage.
Hermione exits the library.
The doorbell rings.
16 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT DOOR -- 16
It is now raining quite hard.
A man is standing at the door, much like Col. Seamus was.
Fluffy, of course, is growling.
Sirius opens the door.
MAN: Is this the right address to meet Mrs.Pansy?
Sirius: Oh, you must be Mr. Ron.
Ron: Yes . . .
Sirius: (to Fluffy) Sit!
Ron frantically sits on a bench by the door.
Sirius: No. Not you, sir.
Mr. Ron sheepishly gets up and enters the house.
17 -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17
MAN 1: It should be just off there.
17a -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--VIEW FROM FRONT GATE -- 17a
17b -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17b
MAN 2: That must be it.
17c -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--VIEW FROM FRONT GATE -- 17c
Lightning crashes, illuminating the house.
17d -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17d
MAN 1: Why is the car stopped?
MAN 2: It's frightened.
17e -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT GATE -- 17e
The car is started again and it rolls up the driveway.
18 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 18
Lightning crashes, making Mr. Ron gulp.
19 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT--DRIVEWAY -- 19
Man 1 and man 2 exit their car and run for the front door.
Man 2 shields man 1 from the now heavy rain.
MAN 2: What a godforsaken place!
He squeezes one of man 1's buttocks.
Man 1 shakes his hand off, looking disgusted.
The door opens, revealing Sirius.
Sirius: Professor Draco! And Mr. Harry. I didn't realize you were acquainted.
Harry: (glancing at Draco) We weren't.
They enter.
20 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 20
The doors open to reveal Prof. Draco and Mr. Harry.
Sirius: May I present Professor Draco . . . and Mr. Harry.
Nods all around.
Draco and Harry receive wine glasses from Hermione, whom Draco eyes.
Prof. Draco clinks glasses with Mr. Harry, who looks annoyed.
Sirius: Of course, since you've each been addressed by a pseudonym, you'll have realized that nobody here is being addressed by their real name.
The guests glance around suspiciously.
In Order Of Appearance
Wadsworth ==Sirius
Guard Dogs ==Fluffy
Yvette== Hermione
Mrs.Ho== Snape
Colonel Mustard== Seamus
Mrs. White== Dean
Mrs. Scarlet== Harry
Professor Plum==Draco
Mrs. Peacock== Parvati
Mr. Green== Ron
Mr. Boddy== Pansy
Motorist== Goyle
Cop== Lavendar
J. Edgar Hoover==Neville
Singing Telegram Girl== Crabbe
12 -- EXT. ROADSIDE -- 12
A slim man is standing by his broken down car.
An owl can be heard.
He hits the car, obviously frustrated.
Thunder roars in the distance.
The man sees headlights a short way away. He smoothes his
pants.
As the car nears, he bends over the engine and lifts a leg.
The car screeches to a halt just past him and backs up.
The man goes to the car and peers in.
MAN 2's VOICE: Want a lift?
MAN 1:(sultry) Yes, please . . .
He gets in.
13 -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 13
MAN 1: Thanks. I'm late for a dinner date.
MAN 2: Me too. Where are you going?
The man pulls out a sheet of paper.
MAN 1: (looking at paper) Let's see . . . Hill House. Off Route 41.
MAN 2: Wait a minute. Let me look at that. (takes paper) That's where I'm going. I got a letter like this.
They both look disturbed.
14 -- EXT. CAR -- 14
The rain has started.
The windshield wipers start as the car pulls away.
15 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 15
We see a woman.
Sirius: And this is Mrs. Parvati.
Seamus: How do you do?
Dean: Hello.
Sirius: Hermione, will you go and check that dinner will be ready as soon as all the guests have arrived?
Hermione nods.
Mrs. Parvati stares approvingly at Hermione's exposed cleavage.
Hermione exits the library.
The doorbell rings.
16 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT DOOR -- 16
It is now raining quite hard.
A man is standing at the door, much like Col. Seamus was.
Fluffy, of course, is growling.
Sirius opens the door.
MAN: Is this the right address to meet Mrs.Pansy?
Sirius: Oh, you must be Mr. Ron.
Ron: Yes . . .
Sirius: (to Fluffy) Sit!
Ron frantically sits on a bench by the door.
Sirius: No. Not you, sir.
Mr. Ron sheepishly gets up and enters the house.
17 -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17
MAN 1: It should be just off there.
17a -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--VIEW FROM FRONT GATE -- 17a
17b -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17b
MAN 2: That must be it.
17c -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--VIEW FROM FRONT GATE -- 17c
Lightning crashes, illuminating the house.
17d -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17d
MAN 1: Why is the car stopped?
MAN 2: It's frightened.
17e -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT GATE -- 17e
The car is started again and it rolls up the driveway.
18 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 18
Lightning crashes, making Mr. Ron gulp.
19 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT--DRIVEWAY -- 19
Man 1 and man 2 exit their car and run for the front door.
Man 2 shields man 1 from the now heavy rain.
MAN 2: What a godforsaken place!
He squeezes one of man 1's buttocks.
Man 1 shakes his hand off, looking disgusted.
The door opens, revealing Sirius.
Sirius: Professor Draco! And Mr. Harry. I didn't realize you were acquainted.
Harry: (glancing at Draco) We weren't.
They enter.
20 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 20
The doors open to reveal Prof. Draco and Mr. Harry.
Sirius: May I present Professor Draco . . . and Mr. Harry.
Nods all around.
Draco and Harry receive wine glasses from Hermione, whom Draco eyes.
Prof. Draco clinks glasses with Mr. Harry, who looks annoyed.
Sirius: Of course, since you've each been addressed by a pseudonym, you'll have realized that nobody here is being addressed by their real name.
The guests glance around suspiciously.