Wadsworth ==Sirius
Guard Dogs ==Fluffy
Yvette== Hermione
Mrs.Ho== Snape
Colonel Mustard== Seamus
Mrs. White== Dean
Mrs. Scarlet== Harry
Professor Plum==Draco
Mrs. Peacock== Parvati
Mr. Green== Ron
Mr. Boddy== Pansy
Motorist== Goyle
Cop== Lavendar
J. Edgar Hoover==Neville
Singing Telegram Girl== Crabbe
32 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 32
The party runs from the study to the Kitchen.
33 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--KITCHEN -- 33
They all get stuck in the door, except for Ron.
He steps down into the kitchen and looks around.
Ron: Well. He's not here.
The door to the freezer starts to open.
Harry screams.
Snape's body tumbles out into Ron's arms.
He now has the dagger sticking out of his back.
Snape was not (and is not) a small person.
He is having difficulty holding him.
Ron: I didn't do it!! (pause) Somebody help me, please? (nobody moves)
Somebody help me, PLEASE?
Several guests go to help.
One of them reaches for the knife.
Seamus: Don't touch it. That's evidence.
Dean: Not for us. We have to find out who did this. We can't take fingerprints!
Seamus: (to Sirius) I think you'd better explain yourself, Sirius.
Sirius: Me? Why me?
Ron: Who would want to kill the cook?
Harry: Dinner wasn't that bad.
Seamus: How can you make jokes at a time like this?
Harry: It's my defense mechanism.
Seamus: Some defense. If I was the killer, I would kill you next.
Several guests look shocked
Harry: Oh?
Uncomfortable silence
Seamus: I said "if." "If"! (pause) Hey, come on. There is only one admitted killer here, and it is certainly not me, it is him!
He points at Dean.
Dean: I've admitted nothing.
Seamus: Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands have you had?
Dean: Mine or other people's?
Seamus: Yours.
Dean: Five.
Seamus: Five.
Dean: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.
Seamus: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
Dean: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Seamus: Right! (Again, he realizes what he just said)
Seamus: Well, if it wasn't you, then who was it? Who had the dagger, anyway? It was you, Mrs. Parvati, wasn't it?
Parvati: Yes, but I put it down.
Draco: Where?
Parvati: In the study.
Draco: When?
Parvati: I don't know! Before I fainted, after I fainted, I don't know! But any of you could have picked it up.
Sirius: Hmm. Look. I suggest we take the cook's body into the study.
Seamus: Why?
Sirius: I'm the butler. I like to keep the kitchen tidy.
Guard Dogs ==Fluffy
Yvette== Hermione
Mrs.Ho== Snape
Colonel Mustard== Seamus
Mrs. White== Dean
Mrs. Scarlet== Harry
Professor Plum==Draco
Mrs. Peacock== Parvati
Mr. Green== Ron
Mr. Boddy== Pansy
Motorist== Goyle
Cop== Lavendar
J. Edgar Hoover==Neville
Singing Telegram Girl== Crabbe
32 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 32
The party runs from the study to the Kitchen.
33 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--KITCHEN -- 33
They all get stuck in the door, except for Ron.
He steps down into the kitchen and looks around.
Ron: Well. He's not here.
The door to the freezer starts to open.
Harry screams.
Snape's body tumbles out into Ron's arms.
He now has the dagger sticking out of his back.
Snape was not (and is not) a small person.
He is having difficulty holding him.
Ron: I didn't do it!! (pause) Somebody help me, please? (nobody moves)
Somebody help me, PLEASE?
Several guests go to help.
One of them reaches for the knife.
Seamus: Don't touch it. That's evidence.
Dean: Not for us. We have to find out who did this. We can't take fingerprints!
Seamus: (to Sirius) I think you'd better explain yourself, Sirius.
Sirius: Me? Why me?
Ron: Who would want to kill the cook?
Harry: Dinner wasn't that bad.
Seamus: How can you make jokes at a time like this?
Harry: It's my defense mechanism.
Seamus: Some defense. If I was the killer, I would kill you next.
Several guests look shocked
Harry: Oh?
Uncomfortable silence
Seamus: I said "if." "If"! (pause) Hey, come on. There is only one admitted killer here, and it is certainly not me, it is him!
He points at Dean.
Dean: I've admitted nothing.
Seamus: Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands have you had?
Dean: Mine or other people's?
Seamus: Yours.
Dean: Five.
Seamus: Five.
Dean: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.
Seamus: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
Dean: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Seamus: Right! (Again, he realizes what he just said)
Seamus: Well, if it wasn't you, then who was it? Who had the dagger, anyway? It was you, Mrs. Parvati, wasn't it?
Parvati: Yes, but I put it down.
Draco: Where?
Parvati: In the study.
Draco: When?
Parvati: I don't know! Before I fainted, after I fainted, I don't know! But any of you could have picked it up.
Sirius: Hmm. Look. I suggest we take the cook's body into the study.
Seamus: Why?
Sirius: I'm the butler. I like to keep the kitchen tidy.