Wadsworth ==Sirius
Guard Dogs ==Fluffy
Yvette== Hermione
Mrs.Ho== Snape
Colonel Mustard== Seamus
Mrs. White== Dean
Mrs. Scarlet== Harry
Professor Plum==Draco
Mrs. Peacock== Parvati
Mr. Green== Ron
Mr. Boddy== Pansy
Motorist== Goyle
Cop== Lavendar
J. Edgar Hoover==Neville
Singing Telegram Girl== Crabbe
36 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE STUDY -- 36
Parvati has evidently recovered somewhat.
The women are taking the heavier Snape into the room, the men have the lighter Mrs. Pansy.
The guests make groans of exertion.
Col. Seamus is issuing orders.
Seamus: Okay, put the corpses on the sofa. (pause) Ladies first.
More sounds of exertion.
They plop Snape on the sofa.
Sirius enters, holding ice to his head.
Sirius: Careful, don't get blood on the sofa.
Hermione: How do we do sis? Ze dagger will go furzer into 'is back.
Seamus: Tip him forward, over the arm.
They do so.
Seamus: Now Mrs. Pansy.
More sounds of exertion.
Col. Seamus nods.
Prof. Draco is stuck on the couch between the two corpses. Rather than move, he decides to make himself comfortable.
Seamus: Now. Who-- (he closes Mrs. Pansy's staring eyes) Who had access to the candlestick?
Dean: It was given to you.
Harry: Yeah, but I dropped it on the table. Anyone could have picked it up. You . . . him . . .
Sirius starts going around the room, picking up the weapons.
Sirius: Look. We still have all these weapons. The gun, the rope, the wrench, the lead pipe. Let's put them all in this cupboard and lock it. There's a homicidal maniac about!
He locks the weapons in the cupboard.
Everyone states their approval.
Ron: What are you doing with the key?
Sirius: Putting it in my pocket.
Ron: Why?
Sirius: Well, to keep it safe, obviously.
Parvati: That means that you can open it, whenever you want.
Sirius: But it also means that you can't.
Parvati: But what if you're the murderer?
Sirius: I'm not.
Seamus: But what if you are?!
Sirius: Well, it's got to be put somewhere. If I've got it, I know I'm safe.
Parvati: We don't know that WE are!
Sirius: I've an idea. We'll throw it away!
The party agrees.
37 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL--FOYER -- 37
Sirius opens the door and prepares to throw the key out.
Waiting outside the door is a brown haired man, who ducks, thinking Sirius is about to hit him.
The butler quickly recovers and pockets the key.
The rest of the party runs up behind him.
Sirius: Sorry . . . Sorry . . . (laughs nervously) Can we help?
MAN: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb the whole household, but . . .My name is Goyle and my car broke down out here, and I was wondering if I could use your phone.
Sirius: Just a moment, please.
The party huddles together and discusses it.
Goyle looks rather confused.
After a time, the group turns to Goyle.
Sirius: Very well, sir. Would you care to come in?
Goyle: Well? Where is it?
Sirius: What, the body?
Goyle: The phone. What body?
Sirius: Well, there's no body. There's nobody. There's nobody in thestudy.
PARTY: No!
Sirius: But I think there's a phone in the lounge.
Goyle: Thank you.
38 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE LOUNGE -- 38
Sirius leads the Goyle inside and indicates the phone.
Sirius: When you've finished your call, perhaps you'd be good enough towait here. It is not a question.
Goyle: Certainly.
Sirius exits the lounge. (Goyle notices the door being locked and looks surprised)
39 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 39
Sirius closes the door to the lounge and locks it.
Col. Seamus comes up behind him and puts a hand on his shoulder.
Sirius yells in fright.
Seamus: Where's the key?
Sirius: In my pocket.
Draco: Not that key; the key to the cupboard with the weapons!
Sirius: Do you still wish me to throw it away?
ALL: Yes!!
40 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT -- 40
Sirius takes the key from his pocket and throws it.
We see it land on the cement and bounce into the foliage.
41 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 41
Sirius closes the door.
Sirius: Well. What now?
Dean: (holding his hand out) Sirius, let me out.
Sirius: No.
Dean: Why not?
Sirius: We've got to know who did it. We're all in this together, now.
Parvati: If you leave, I'll say that you killed them both.
General agreement among the guests.
Dean rubs against Sirius.
Dean: Oh, Sirius, I'll make you sorry you ever started this. One day, when we're alone together . . .
Sirius: Mr. Dean, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you.
Seamus: Well, I could use a drink!
General agreement again.
Col. Seamus goes to the study and looks in.
Seamus: Just checking.
Parvati: Everything all right?
Seamus: Yup. Two corpses. Everything's fine.
Guard Dogs ==Fluffy
Yvette== Hermione
Mrs.Ho== Snape
Colonel Mustard== Seamus
Mrs. White== Dean
Mrs. Scarlet== Harry
Professor Plum==Draco
Mrs. Peacock== Parvati
Mr. Green== Ron
Mr. Boddy== Pansy
Motorist== Goyle
Cop== Lavendar
J. Edgar Hoover==Neville
Singing Telegram Girl== Crabbe
36 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE STUDY -- 36
Parvati has evidently recovered somewhat.
The women are taking the heavier Snape into the room, the men have the lighter Mrs. Pansy.
The guests make groans of exertion.
Col. Seamus is issuing orders.
Seamus: Okay, put the corpses on the sofa. (pause) Ladies first.
More sounds of exertion.
They plop Snape on the sofa.
Sirius enters, holding ice to his head.
Sirius: Careful, don't get blood on the sofa.
Hermione: How do we do sis? Ze dagger will go furzer into 'is back.
Seamus: Tip him forward, over the arm.
They do so.
Seamus: Now Mrs. Pansy.
More sounds of exertion.
Col. Seamus nods.
Prof. Draco is stuck on the couch between the two corpses. Rather than move, he decides to make himself comfortable.
Seamus: Now. Who-- (he closes Mrs. Pansy's staring eyes) Who had access to the candlestick?
Dean: It was given to you.
Harry: Yeah, but I dropped it on the table. Anyone could have picked it up. You . . . him . . .
Sirius starts going around the room, picking up the weapons.
Sirius: Look. We still have all these weapons. The gun, the rope, the wrench, the lead pipe. Let's put them all in this cupboard and lock it. There's a homicidal maniac about!
He locks the weapons in the cupboard.
Everyone states their approval.
Ron: What are you doing with the key?
Sirius: Putting it in my pocket.
Ron: Why?
Sirius: Well, to keep it safe, obviously.
Parvati: That means that you can open it, whenever you want.
Sirius: But it also means that you can't.
Parvati: But what if you're the murderer?
Sirius: I'm not.
Seamus: But what if you are?!
Sirius: Well, it's got to be put somewhere. If I've got it, I know I'm safe.
Parvati: We don't know that WE are!
Sirius: I've an idea. We'll throw it away!
The party agrees.
37 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL--FOYER -- 37
Sirius opens the door and prepares to throw the key out.
Waiting outside the door is a brown haired man, who ducks, thinking Sirius is about to hit him.
The butler quickly recovers and pockets the key.
The rest of the party runs up behind him.
Sirius: Sorry . . . Sorry . . . (laughs nervously) Can we help?
MAN: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb the whole household, but . . .My name is Goyle and my car broke down out here, and I was wondering if I could use your phone.
Sirius: Just a moment, please.
The party huddles together and discusses it.
Goyle looks rather confused.
After a time, the group turns to Goyle.
Sirius: Very well, sir. Would you care to come in?
Goyle: Well? Where is it?
Sirius: What, the body?
Goyle: The phone. What body?
Sirius: Well, there's no body. There's nobody. There's nobody in thestudy.
PARTY: No!
Sirius: But I think there's a phone in the lounge.
Goyle: Thank you.
38 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE LOUNGE -- 38
Sirius leads the Goyle inside and indicates the phone.
Sirius: When you've finished your call, perhaps you'd be good enough towait here. It is not a question.
Goyle: Certainly.
Sirius exits the lounge. (Goyle notices the door being locked and looks surprised)
39 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 39
Sirius closes the door to the lounge and locks it.
Col. Seamus comes up behind him and puts a hand on his shoulder.
Sirius yells in fright.
Seamus: Where's the key?
Sirius: In my pocket.
Draco: Not that key; the key to the cupboard with the weapons!
Sirius: Do you still wish me to throw it away?
ALL: Yes!!
40 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT -- 40
Sirius takes the key from his pocket and throws it.
We see it land on the cement and bounce into the foliage.
41 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 41
Sirius closes the door.
Sirius: Well. What now?
Dean: (holding his hand out) Sirius, let me out.
Sirius: No.
Dean: Why not?
Sirius: We've got to know who did it. We're all in this together, now.
Parvati: If you leave, I'll say that you killed them both.
General agreement among the guests.
Dean rubs against Sirius.
Dean: Oh, Sirius, I'll make you sorry you ever started this. One day, when we're alone together . . .
Sirius: Mr. Dean, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you.
Seamus: Well, I could use a drink!
General agreement again.
Col. Seamus goes to the study and looks in.
Seamus: Just checking.
Parvati: Everything all right?
Seamus: Yup. Two corpses. Everything's fine.