A bright light flashes and several Jellicles and a human with a computer are illuminated. The Human is sitting in a swivel chair and is typing furiously at the keyboard. Suddenly, she twirls in her chair, odviously using a bit too much force in her turn. After twirling about three more times, She watches the Jellicles glance at her in worry. "What are you going to make us do this time?" Munkustrap, as the leader felt the need to protect his tribe. Although we all know the only thing he ever protected them from was a mouse and even then he had to have Alonzo kill it. "Into the Woods!" The human grinned, suddenly industrious, she pulled out a thick packet of computer paper. Putting reading glasses with no glass on, she began to recite; "Baker; Munkustrap Baker's Wife; Demeter Jack; Pouncival Jack's Mother; Jellylorum Narrator; Skimbleshanks Cinderella; Victoria Cinderella's Prince; Rum Tum Tugger Cinderella's Father; Bustopher Jones Rapunzel; Etcetera Rapunzel's Prince; Mistoffelees Young Witch; Bombalurina Old Witch: Grizabella Little Red Riding Hood; Jemima Granny; Jennyanydots Cinderella's "mother"; Evil Stepsister; Tantomile Evil Stepsister 2; Cassandra Evil Stepmother; Exotica Steward; Admetus Wolf; Macavity Baker's Father; Rumblepurr" Looking up, the human grinned, odviously proud of her self for thinking up this 'ever so clever' Cast listing. Munkustrap and his tribe were staring at her in disbelief. Bombalurina was sponged to her fullest extent. Twitching violently she spat at the human. "WITCH! I'm NOT going to play an, old ugly WITCH!" The scarlet queen towered over the human, who was smiling peacefully. "Bombalurina, the young witch is your part. She's beautiful, not ugly. Upon hearing this, Bombalurina grinned and sauntered over to 'The' Tugger. Who pulled her into his lap. Now the old witch is.er..quite unattractive. As you know, Grizabella has that part." "HEY!" C'mon Griz, you know it's true. " Rolling her eyes, the author smiled at the eldely gray queen. "Well, " Rolling her eyes, the author smiled at the eldely gray queen. "Well, yeah, but you don't have to say it." Crossing her arms over her chest, she glared at the young girl. "Sorry, Okay.." The human began tossing scripts at the Jellicles, who caught them and cautiously began to read. "I've highlighted each of your parts so you kno what to say. And, oh, Tugger? You'll have to shave your vest. " The color suddenly went out of the said tom's face, he dropped Bombalurina unceremoniously to the floor. Who got up and stalked over to Pouncival who was extremely embarrassed and pleased to have his crush next to him. Alas, when he tried to put an arm around her, she hissed and went over to Tumble.who also liked her. Are we sensing a trend here? Meanwhile, Rum Tum Tugger was opening and shutting his mouth. "You.want me to.s-shave my.v-vest?" Tugger was trying hard to be calm and collected, but his shaking was disturbing the mood.