Kitty: *Disclaimer* I don't own Digimon, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Kitty: Hey! I saw Spiderman today! *dances around* And it was goooooooodddddd! I liked it, it was super! Did I mention how much Homework I should be doing right now? Ohh.... the trageties of junior high! Hope y'all like mah stooorrrryyyy!!!!!!!!!!
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E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
1. AcRoNyMs*
Ken stared at the back of Kari's head for the 50th time. He'd memorized every wave, highlight, and tangle 13 times. In other words, he was bored. He looked across the room at another classmate, Takeru, or TK. He was scribbling something in his notebook. 'Ah, that a good idea, thanks, Toots!' Ken thought. TK telekinetically answered Ken with his evil hat powers, 'Your welcome.' Ken smiled and pulled out his notebook. He wrote the letters "KEHA" and highlighted it. Underneath a bit smaller he wrote "Kari's Eleven Haters Anonymous". It was a club he intended to start very soon, for all eleven digidestined(excluding Kari herself) hated Kari with dear passion. He giggled and his pencil began to sketch furiously...
On the other side of the room Daisuke Motomiya was also drawing in his notebook. His acronyms were far more different than what Ken had been creating. For on his book were scribbled ROTMED aka, Rovolting Of The Man- Eating Ducks, or Reunion, whatever floats your boat. If you have a boat that is...! Yes, Davis believed that when the human race no longer existed, that giant man-eating ducks would grace the planet. With ease they would hypnotize innocent creatures with their beady, unblinking eyes. The world would become unbearable for any other living being, the pressure too great! Davis looked upon his paper and grinned, pen flying in a fury of rough sketching...
In his own little world, Takeru aka TK Takaishi was also scemeing his own evil plots, for TK had evil hat powers. Yes, that horrible and disgusting white misfit that sat amoung his gelled, golden locks was an evil placed upon our cruel planet. He scribbled letters of unkown value onto that precious secret notebook. The letters EPOTEHPA aka, Evil Plots Of The Evil Hat Powers Academy. TK smirked devilishly then right in the middle of math class... let out a manic eruption of evil laughter. No one noticed though, they had bigger evils to conquer. Like waking up every day and realizing you're are going to have to go to the bathroom or you'll explode! No one ever dared not go to the bathroom after they wake up in the morning...
Kari's notebook was simple. All the pages said, "horsemeat". That is why everyone hated her. Her obsession with horsemeat and other non- scrumcious proteins had caused her to become a constantly loathed outcast. She believed that the sun hissed at her, so she wore sunglasses everywhere she went. She wore green everyday. She had an obsession with meat and the color psychodelic orange(I wonder if that's a real color...?), but she wore green.
TBC...
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Kitty: This chapter was short, don't worry the others will be longer. So what do you people think.
Bill: I am very very sorry...
Kitty: *Pats his head* We forgive you Bill...
Ken: I'm in a sewer.
Kitty: Yes, yes you are. What do you have to say about that?
Ken: Donde esta el retrete...
Kou: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE QUESTION SHE JUST ASKED YOU!
Ken: *sniff* She's petting Bill Clinton!
*Tai, Matt, and TK run in and all begin to pet Bill too*
Ken: Wah... Hmmm... I still have to go to the bathroom...
Kitty: BTW, this story is dedicated to mah lovely gal Hannah! Too bad she is outta state right now and would rip mah arse off for throwing Ken down a sewer...!
Ken: But you've adored me 345 days longer than her...!
Kitty: Life is a bitch.
TK: *evil voice that sounds a hell of a lot like Cartman* Respect mah authoritah!
Ken: Oi vey! *smacks head against walls many many times*
All: ByeBye!
Kitty: Hey! I saw Spiderman today! *dances around* And it was goooooooodddddd! I liked it, it was super! Did I mention how much Homework I should be doing right now? Ohh.... the trageties of junior high! Hope y'all like mah stooorrrryyyy!!!!!!!!!!
~~
E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
1. AcRoNyMs*
Ken stared at the back of Kari's head for the 50th time. He'd memorized every wave, highlight, and tangle 13 times. In other words, he was bored. He looked across the room at another classmate, Takeru, or TK. He was scribbling something in his notebook. 'Ah, that a good idea, thanks, Toots!' Ken thought. TK telekinetically answered Ken with his evil hat powers, 'Your welcome.' Ken smiled and pulled out his notebook. He wrote the letters "KEHA" and highlighted it. Underneath a bit smaller he wrote "Kari's Eleven Haters Anonymous". It was a club he intended to start very soon, for all eleven digidestined(excluding Kari herself) hated Kari with dear passion. He giggled and his pencil began to sketch furiously...
On the other side of the room Daisuke Motomiya was also drawing in his notebook. His acronyms were far more different than what Ken had been creating. For on his book were scribbled ROTMED aka, Rovolting Of The Man- Eating Ducks, or Reunion, whatever floats your boat. If you have a boat that is...! Yes, Davis believed that when the human race no longer existed, that giant man-eating ducks would grace the planet. With ease they would hypnotize innocent creatures with their beady, unblinking eyes. The world would become unbearable for any other living being, the pressure too great! Davis looked upon his paper and grinned, pen flying in a fury of rough sketching...
In his own little world, Takeru aka TK Takaishi was also scemeing his own evil plots, for TK had evil hat powers. Yes, that horrible and disgusting white misfit that sat amoung his gelled, golden locks was an evil placed upon our cruel planet. He scribbled letters of unkown value onto that precious secret notebook. The letters EPOTEHPA aka, Evil Plots Of The Evil Hat Powers Academy. TK smirked devilishly then right in the middle of math class... let out a manic eruption of evil laughter. No one noticed though, they had bigger evils to conquer. Like waking up every day and realizing you're are going to have to go to the bathroom or you'll explode! No one ever dared not go to the bathroom after they wake up in the morning...
Kari's notebook was simple. All the pages said, "horsemeat". That is why everyone hated her. Her obsession with horsemeat and other non- scrumcious proteins had caused her to become a constantly loathed outcast. She believed that the sun hissed at her, so she wore sunglasses everywhere she went. She wore green everyday. She had an obsession with meat and the color psychodelic orange(I wonder if that's a real color...?), but she wore green.
TBC...
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Kitty: This chapter was short, don't worry the others will be longer. So what do you people think.
Bill: I am very very sorry...
Kitty: *Pats his head* We forgive you Bill...
Ken: I'm in a sewer.
Kitty: Yes, yes you are. What do you have to say about that?
Ken: Donde esta el retrete...
Kou: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE QUESTION SHE JUST ASKED YOU!
Ken: *sniff* She's petting Bill Clinton!
*Tai, Matt, and TK run in and all begin to pet Bill too*
Ken: Wah... Hmmm... I still have to go to the bathroom...
Kitty: BTW, this story is dedicated to mah lovely gal Hannah! Too bad she is outta state right now and would rip mah arse off for throwing Ken down a sewer...!
Ken: But you've adored me 345 days longer than her...!
Kitty: Life is a bitch.
TK: *evil voice that sounds a hell of a lot like Cartman* Respect mah authoritah!
Ken: Oi vey! *smacks head against walls many many times*
All: ByeBye!