Kitty: Chapter two, lalala!
Kitty: *Disclaimer* I do not own Digimon!!!!!! *dances like the Doozy she is*
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E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
2. ThE sEwEr KnOcKeR*
After class, the four "friends" met up in the hall. Ken, always the one to speak in code, opened his mouth... and spoke. "Dirt," he said. The others responded by removing their left shoes and smacking themselves with it. Then they each chucked it at an innocent peer. Three unlucky peers lay unconcious on the ground. Ken nodded in approval and spoke his next command. "Gypsy on my llama," he said strictly. Davis handed him a toothpick. "Arigatou!!!!!" Ken stated and began a very weird tribal little dance right there in the hall, tiki torches and all. But no one noticed, for they had other evils to conquer...
Then Davis looked at his desolate shoe laying next to Clyde's head. "Oi! There's a snake in my boot!" he shouted, and began to shake the shoe violently. A penny falls out. They all stare at it for a while, then, without warning, all dive after it at the same time. Unfortunately, we all know that that, just doesn't work... They all banged heads together and the scene after that wasn't too pretty...
Ken: *Begins to wail* Owwww!!!!!! *cries harder*
TK: Uhhh....?
Kari: Ken, shhhhh!!!! You're making a scene!
Ken: *wails increasingly louder*
Davis: *huggles Ken* Show me where it hurts...
Ken; *pokes around the top of his head* Here, and here, and here...
Davis: *pretending to perform some strange tribal healing* Tofu... Tofu... Chicken pot pie, remove the monkey from my eye. Feel so happy you could fly, Be yourself in a tired sigh...!
Ken: *strangely falls asleep then awakes again* :::yawns::: I feel super!!!!!
Davis: *huggles Ken*
They all stand up and preceed to walk down the hall to go home. Ken begins speaking in code to Daisuke again. That only arouses a few stares, they'll never figure out what "leave the pickle in the bathtub" means anyhow...
Upon dawning into the May afternoon sun we all took a deep breath. It was so nice to be outside after school. Just as they were crossing the street a giant Amity truck squashes Kari. "Oh my god! They killed Kari!" TK yelled. "You dorkweeds!" Davis added before staring at her dead body. "Hmmm... Let's make a vase out of her!" Ken mused quite thouhgtfully. "No! Even better, a puppet!" TK shrieked. He got up and grabbed her leg as they continued to walk home.
Just then they just happened to run into Bill Clinton. Neither of them speaking English, they just stared at him for a long time. After a while, Ken began to cry. That just happened to trigger TK's hat into doing evil things... A giant shoelace lunged out of his head and slithered right up Clintion's snoot. Soon he suffocated and died. Davis decided to pull him. Ken continued to cry.
"Ken, why are you still crying? He's gone now." Davis stated, Clinton's head bounced off of a rock. "I'm- I'm- I'M HALF MUSHROOM!" Ken sobbed. "Gasp!" TK said, his evil hat still triggered, slithered into TK's thoughts. Without warning, TK pushed Ken into a manhole. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Ken as his butt met the sewer pipes below. Many signs of Ken's crying could be heard above.
"TK! What did you do!?" Davis shrieked, his beloved Ken had been pushed into a sewer! "I swear I didn't do it!" TK yelled. "But Ken speaks Yiddish!" Davis screamed and peered down the hole again. "Wait a minute, what?!?" TK asked puzzled, Ken did NOT speak Yiddish... "Nevermind, you're missing the point! We have to go find help!" With that Davis grabbed Bill and began running down the street. TK followed not far behind.
"Wahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" Ken wailed, flailing his skinny little arms. His buttcheeks were wedged quite snuggly in between the pipes. "Hmmm... Hey is that a hotdog!?!" Ken stated, as the moldly old dog slithered past. He reached as far as he could to grab the stinky old fart pit of a hotdog. But it floated on downstream. "Hey!" he called, reaching desperately for it! "I wanna hotdog!!!" Just then the pipes gave way and Ken plummeted into the stench below...
"Hey, Davis," TK whined, after they had been walking to go find Tai and Matt to help. "What is it, TJ?" Davis asked, obviously annoyed. "Kari's beginning to rot," TK whined again, "and my name is Mergatroid." Just then the batpig came flying out of nowhere. "Hey, TK! Over here!" it called in it's annoying piggy voice. TK's eyes turned red(the work of the hat) at the sound of the annoying bat's voice. Little lazer beams shot out and turning Batpig into fried chicken roasting over a spit. Davis, oblivious to what was going on behind him spoke, "Hey, Mergatroid, you were right, Kari really stinks..."
"That's the pig," TK- errr, Mergatroid replied. Normal now. "Err, huh...?" Davis said, turning around, upon seeuing the pig he exclaimed, "OH GOD! THAT THING REEKS! Let's get out of here!" With that Davis, Mergatroid, Clinton, and the now rotting Kari, flew down the sidewalk.
TBC...
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Kitty: Yay! Dun dun dun! A cliffhanger! With Ken be rescued? Will Kari rot? Will Clinton rot? Will Mergatroid and davis get help in time? Will Ken die of bad stench? Find out in my next chapter!
Ken: I... am... drowning... in... a... SEWER!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Yes you are!
Ken: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Hey! Shut your wordhole!
*Tai, Matt, and Clinton enter and duct tape ken's mouth*
Kitty: Kinkie!
Kitty: *Disclaimer* I do not own Digimon!!!!!! *dances like the Doozy she is*
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E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
2. ThE sEwEr KnOcKeR*
After class, the four "friends" met up in the hall. Ken, always the one to speak in code, opened his mouth... and spoke. "Dirt," he said. The others responded by removing their left shoes and smacking themselves with it. Then they each chucked it at an innocent peer. Three unlucky peers lay unconcious on the ground. Ken nodded in approval and spoke his next command. "Gypsy on my llama," he said strictly. Davis handed him a toothpick. "Arigatou!!!!!" Ken stated and began a very weird tribal little dance right there in the hall, tiki torches and all. But no one noticed, for they had other evils to conquer...
Then Davis looked at his desolate shoe laying next to Clyde's head. "Oi! There's a snake in my boot!" he shouted, and began to shake the shoe violently. A penny falls out. They all stare at it for a while, then, without warning, all dive after it at the same time. Unfortunately, we all know that that, just doesn't work... They all banged heads together and the scene after that wasn't too pretty...
Ken: *Begins to wail* Owwww!!!!!! *cries harder*
TK: Uhhh....?
Kari: Ken, shhhhh!!!! You're making a scene!
Ken: *wails increasingly louder*
Davis: *huggles Ken* Show me where it hurts...
Ken; *pokes around the top of his head* Here, and here, and here...
Davis: *pretending to perform some strange tribal healing* Tofu... Tofu... Chicken pot pie, remove the monkey from my eye. Feel so happy you could fly, Be yourself in a tired sigh...!
Ken: *strangely falls asleep then awakes again* :::yawns::: I feel super!!!!!
Davis: *huggles Ken*
They all stand up and preceed to walk down the hall to go home. Ken begins speaking in code to Daisuke again. That only arouses a few stares, they'll never figure out what "leave the pickle in the bathtub" means anyhow...
Upon dawning into the May afternoon sun we all took a deep breath. It was so nice to be outside after school. Just as they were crossing the street a giant Amity truck squashes Kari. "Oh my god! They killed Kari!" TK yelled. "You dorkweeds!" Davis added before staring at her dead body. "Hmmm... Let's make a vase out of her!" Ken mused quite thouhgtfully. "No! Even better, a puppet!" TK shrieked. He got up and grabbed her leg as they continued to walk home.
Just then they just happened to run into Bill Clinton. Neither of them speaking English, they just stared at him for a long time. After a while, Ken began to cry. That just happened to trigger TK's hat into doing evil things... A giant shoelace lunged out of his head and slithered right up Clintion's snoot. Soon he suffocated and died. Davis decided to pull him. Ken continued to cry.
"Ken, why are you still crying? He's gone now." Davis stated, Clinton's head bounced off of a rock. "I'm- I'm- I'M HALF MUSHROOM!" Ken sobbed. "Gasp!" TK said, his evil hat still triggered, slithered into TK's thoughts. Without warning, TK pushed Ken into a manhole. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Ken as his butt met the sewer pipes below. Many signs of Ken's crying could be heard above.
"TK! What did you do!?" Davis shrieked, his beloved Ken had been pushed into a sewer! "I swear I didn't do it!" TK yelled. "But Ken speaks Yiddish!" Davis screamed and peered down the hole again. "Wait a minute, what?!?" TK asked puzzled, Ken did NOT speak Yiddish... "Nevermind, you're missing the point! We have to go find help!" With that Davis grabbed Bill and began running down the street. TK followed not far behind.
"Wahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" Ken wailed, flailing his skinny little arms. His buttcheeks were wedged quite snuggly in between the pipes. "Hmmm... Hey is that a hotdog!?!" Ken stated, as the moldly old dog slithered past. He reached as far as he could to grab the stinky old fart pit of a hotdog. But it floated on downstream. "Hey!" he called, reaching desperately for it! "I wanna hotdog!!!" Just then the pipes gave way and Ken plummeted into the stench below...
"Hey, Davis," TK whined, after they had been walking to go find Tai and Matt to help. "What is it, TJ?" Davis asked, obviously annoyed. "Kari's beginning to rot," TK whined again, "and my name is Mergatroid." Just then the batpig came flying out of nowhere. "Hey, TK! Over here!" it called in it's annoying piggy voice. TK's eyes turned red(the work of the hat) at the sound of the annoying bat's voice. Little lazer beams shot out and turning Batpig into fried chicken roasting over a spit. Davis, oblivious to what was going on behind him spoke, "Hey, Mergatroid, you were right, Kari really stinks..."
"That's the pig," TK- errr, Mergatroid replied. Normal now. "Err, huh...?" Davis said, turning around, upon seeuing the pig he exclaimed, "OH GOD! THAT THING REEKS! Let's get out of here!" With that Davis, Mergatroid, Clinton, and the now rotting Kari, flew down the sidewalk.
TBC...
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Kitty: Yay! Dun dun dun! A cliffhanger! With Ken be rescued? Will Kari rot? Will Clinton rot? Will Mergatroid and davis get help in time? Will Ken die of bad stench? Find out in my next chapter!
Ken: I... am... drowning... in... a... SEWER!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Yes you are!
Ken: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: Hey! Shut your wordhole!
*Tai, Matt, and Clinton enter and duct tape ken's mouth*
Kitty: Kinkie!