Kitty: *Disclaimer* Digimon is not mine! *smiles* BUT LAWYER DUDE IS!
LawyerDude: I am not! *slaps Kitty*
Ken: OOOOO!!!!! CATFIGHT! *grabs Dai, Matt, Tai, Clinton, and some popcorn*
Kitty: Grr...
PS. My small Batpig eraser sits high and mighty on my desk, he gives me inspiration, his name is Spud. SqueeeeeeGeeeeeeee! *Huggles Batpig* A Gomamon too, his name is Buck. *Huggles Dinorat* And half an inch, Davis, Digimon Kaiser, and a little dude with a jackhammer! Really! *Huggles all*
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E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
3. MuCh WaNtEd AsSiStAnCe*
Ken flailed his arms wildly in the erm... water. Number one, it stunk: BAD! Number two, Ken didn't know how to swim. Heh heh heh... "Neeeedddd.... AIR!" he gasped, fighting to stay above the sewage. Just then, a giant Chinese takeout container smacked him in the face. Dazed, Ken stated, "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, smack me with a ladel...!" So a ladel came from the sky and hit him right in the noggin. "Ouch!" he screeched. Just then, he saw a pipe up a head. He grabbed it as he sailed past, it kept him above for now, but this was ridiculous.
--
Davis and TK ran as fast as they could to Tai's house. They needed his and Matt's help to save Ken. They also needed to break it to him about Kari. God, did she stink! Upon dawning at the erm... tipi where Tai and Kari lived, well technically she didn't anymore but... Tai was outside yelling at a squirrel. "Damn squirrel! Gimme my nuts back!" Tai screamed, a bit too loudly. "Tai!" TK and Davis screeched in unison. "Oh, hey guys," Tai smiled, forgeting completely about the squirrel. "Your sister's dead and she smells like crap," TK threw out quickly. "Oi, vey," Davis mentally kicked himself. "Oh," Tai said. He sniffed her then threw her inside the tipi. "That's okay, so what's the problem?" he asked curiously. "Ken's stuck in a sewer, Bill Clinton scared him," Davis replied. "Did you kill him?" "Hell no!" "Clinton I mean," "Oh, ya, we got him." "Good," Tai sighed, "For a moment I thought he might be raiding Japan of its' sushi bars!"
"How, bizarre," TK stated. "TK HAS EVIL HAT POWERS!" Davis screeched and smacked TK in the head. "OW!" TK yelled. "See! What I tell ya!?!" Davis screamed, and thwaped TK again. "Fight nice, children, right now we must devise a plan on saving Ken!" Tai muttered. "Wait a minute, won't that call for intellingence?" Davis asked, still beating TK in the head. "Yah, I guess you're right-- Let's go get Ishida!" Tai yelled, and with that, they ran off.
--
"Kill, kill, kill, the hat, joyfully with glee... Slashing, pounding, burning, bulldozing, sent back to hell from me..." Ken sang, it took him 6 and a half minutes to write the song. He didn't like sewers. He only hoped that Davis would arrive with help soon. But then he saw it-- The Magical Rat Fairy. "Is it really you?!?" Ken stated in disbelief. He had been waiting to have a visit from the Magical Rat Fairy all of his pathetic little life. And when it finally arrived, it was more grand than in his wildest dreams.
"Bwa, erm, what might ya be needin, chum?" It asked, hovering, trying to uphold it's great weight. Ken would have jumped with glee and wrapped his thin anerexic arms around the fat blob of a rat, but unfortunately, the situation forbid so. But before he could speak, a large object came snaking down the sewage... It was BILL CLINTON! It seemed that Davis had dropped him some time or another and somehow he wound up down here. Ken screamed in terror and let go of the pipe. He fell down a giant sewagy waterfall into "The Land Of Flushed Fish Of Year 1857". "Oh, damn," Ken stated, before meeting his fishy fate.
--
Tai, TK, and Davis hastily pounded on Matt's door. When that didn't work, TK's evil hat powers took over and burnt a hole through the fridge, how ironic that it just *Happened* to be in front of the door. "Weird..." Tai stated, "It's almost as if he doesn't want us in his house..." "Yeah, freak me out," Davis added. They marched in and found Matt rehearsing with the teletubies. "Dear gods, man! What has been put in your drink!?!" TK screeched. Just then the teletubies growled angrily and attacked! "PBS... PBS..." They chanted like little, gay, posessed zombies. Just then, Barney marched in carrying a sign and wearing a cheerleader out fit. Yolei, Misty, and Aeyka follow also wearing cheerleader outfits.
"C'mon, girls, let's riot!" Barney yelled. "RIOT! RIOT!" the girls chorused--
***We interupt this program to bring you a special bulletin!***
LawyerDude: Magnetic paper-eating ponies are bad.
NewscasterDude: Yes, like drugs.
LawyerDude: So remember, kids: Say no to drugs...
NewscasterDude: Say Hello to alcohol, Good day...
:::click:::: :::static:::
******
"What the hell is going on here, Ishida?!?" Tai demanded angrily. "He's been mind-warped by TK's evil hat powers!" Davis guessed, and once again, thwaped TK on the noggin. "My name has now been legally changed to Mergatroid..." TK whispered shyly.
"Bye, bye, this japan guy, he was mind-warped by a hat, as Barney passed by. Now Davis and Tai are wanting to cry, "TK deserves to die! Afterwards we'll celebrate with pie!" Matt sang, solemnly.
TBC...
~~
Kitty: That song is quite catchy, I wrote it myself... *poses for the camera*
Ken: FISHY!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down*
Kitty: Someone's had too much Expresso...
Tai: Damn squirrel!
Kitty: Uh...ya... Anyway, reveiw if you want me to continue, yes, there is a plot in there somewheres... And sorry I haven't written anymore lately... I was *Temporarily* suspended... Er... FREE PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!
Clinton: *thumbs up and winks*
Kitty: The public loves me...
LawyerDude: I am not! *slaps Kitty*
Ken: OOOOO!!!!! CATFIGHT! *grabs Dai, Matt, Tai, Clinton, and some popcorn*
Kitty: Grr...
PS. My small Batpig eraser sits high and mighty on my desk, he gives me inspiration, his name is Spud. SqueeeeeeGeeeeeeee! *Huggles Batpig* A Gomamon too, his name is Buck. *Huggles Dinorat* And half an inch, Davis, Digimon Kaiser, and a little dude with a jackhammer! Really! *Huggles all*
~~
E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
3. MuCh WaNtEd AsSiStAnCe*
Ken flailed his arms wildly in the erm... water. Number one, it stunk: BAD! Number two, Ken didn't know how to swim. Heh heh heh... "Neeeedddd.... AIR!" he gasped, fighting to stay above the sewage. Just then, a giant Chinese takeout container smacked him in the face. Dazed, Ken stated, "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, smack me with a ladel...!" So a ladel came from the sky and hit him right in the noggin. "Ouch!" he screeched. Just then, he saw a pipe up a head. He grabbed it as he sailed past, it kept him above for now, but this was ridiculous.
--
Davis and TK ran as fast as they could to Tai's house. They needed his and Matt's help to save Ken. They also needed to break it to him about Kari. God, did she stink! Upon dawning at the erm... tipi where Tai and Kari lived, well technically she didn't anymore but... Tai was outside yelling at a squirrel. "Damn squirrel! Gimme my nuts back!" Tai screamed, a bit too loudly. "Tai!" TK and Davis screeched in unison. "Oh, hey guys," Tai smiled, forgeting completely about the squirrel. "Your sister's dead and she smells like crap," TK threw out quickly. "Oi, vey," Davis mentally kicked himself. "Oh," Tai said. He sniffed her then threw her inside the tipi. "That's okay, so what's the problem?" he asked curiously. "Ken's stuck in a sewer, Bill Clinton scared him," Davis replied. "Did you kill him?" "Hell no!" "Clinton I mean," "Oh, ya, we got him." "Good," Tai sighed, "For a moment I thought he might be raiding Japan of its' sushi bars!"
"How, bizarre," TK stated. "TK HAS EVIL HAT POWERS!" Davis screeched and smacked TK in the head. "OW!" TK yelled. "See! What I tell ya!?!" Davis screamed, and thwaped TK again. "Fight nice, children, right now we must devise a plan on saving Ken!" Tai muttered. "Wait a minute, won't that call for intellingence?" Davis asked, still beating TK in the head. "Yah, I guess you're right-- Let's go get Ishida!" Tai yelled, and with that, they ran off.
--
"Kill, kill, kill, the hat, joyfully with glee... Slashing, pounding, burning, bulldozing, sent back to hell from me..." Ken sang, it took him 6 and a half minutes to write the song. He didn't like sewers. He only hoped that Davis would arrive with help soon. But then he saw it-- The Magical Rat Fairy. "Is it really you?!?" Ken stated in disbelief. He had been waiting to have a visit from the Magical Rat Fairy all of his pathetic little life. And when it finally arrived, it was more grand than in his wildest dreams.
"Bwa, erm, what might ya be needin, chum?" It asked, hovering, trying to uphold it's great weight. Ken would have jumped with glee and wrapped his thin anerexic arms around the fat blob of a rat, but unfortunately, the situation forbid so. But before he could speak, a large object came snaking down the sewage... It was BILL CLINTON! It seemed that Davis had dropped him some time or another and somehow he wound up down here. Ken screamed in terror and let go of the pipe. He fell down a giant sewagy waterfall into "The Land Of Flushed Fish Of Year 1857". "Oh, damn," Ken stated, before meeting his fishy fate.
--
Tai, TK, and Davis hastily pounded on Matt's door. When that didn't work, TK's evil hat powers took over and burnt a hole through the fridge, how ironic that it just *Happened* to be in front of the door. "Weird..." Tai stated, "It's almost as if he doesn't want us in his house..." "Yeah, freak me out," Davis added. They marched in and found Matt rehearsing with the teletubies. "Dear gods, man! What has been put in your drink!?!" TK screeched. Just then the teletubies growled angrily and attacked! "PBS... PBS..." They chanted like little, gay, posessed zombies. Just then, Barney marched in carrying a sign and wearing a cheerleader out fit. Yolei, Misty, and Aeyka follow also wearing cheerleader outfits.
"C'mon, girls, let's riot!" Barney yelled. "RIOT! RIOT!" the girls chorused--
***We interupt this program to bring you a special bulletin!***
LawyerDude: Magnetic paper-eating ponies are bad.
NewscasterDude: Yes, like drugs.
LawyerDude: So remember, kids: Say no to drugs...
NewscasterDude: Say Hello to alcohol, Good day...
:::click:::: :::static:::
******
"What the hell is going on here, Ishida?!?" Tai demanded angrily. "He's been mind-warped by TK's evil hat powers!" Davis guessed, and once again, thwaped TK on the noggin. "My name has now been legally changed to Mergatroid..." TK whispered shyly.
"Bye, bye, this japan guy, he was mind-warped by a hat, as Barney passed by. Now Davis and Tai are wanting to cry, "TK deserves to die! Afterwards we'll celebrate with pie!" Matt sang, solemnly.
TBC...
~~
Kitty: That song is quite catchy, I wrote it myself... *poses for the camera*
Ken: FISHY!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down*
Kitty: Someone's had too much Expresso...
Tai: Damn squirrel!
Kitty: Uh...ya... Anyway, reveiw if you want me to continue, yes, there is a plot in there somewheres... And sorry I haven't written anymore lately... I was *Temporarily* suspended... Er... FREE PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!
Clinton: *thumbs up and winks*
Kitty: The public loves me...