Kitty: *Disclaimer* I do not own Digimon, if I did, Yolei and Kari would be
dead.
Kitty: I like ham... STORY!
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E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
4. ThE lAnD oF fIsH*
Ken awoke and realized he had hit his head, "Oww, where am I?" "You are in the land of the flushed fish of 1857..." rang a heavenly voice. "Are you an angel? Am I dead?" Ken asked, bewildered. "Something like that," the voice said, "Only I am an angel-fish, and you are far from dead." Ken looked up and above him at a beautiful, black and white angel fish, she seemed to glow with heavenly love. "Hmmm..." Ken smiled, he sat up and took in everything he saw slowly.
It was beautiful there. He sure was hungry though. "Not to be a burden, but err, do you have any *human* food down here?" Ken asked politely, he didn't want to upset this godly trout. Just then a flock of rabid kung fu rats burst into the area. An alarm went off... :::RING! RING! Please step away from the rat... RING! RING!::: Ken stared in awe as some Ninja fish came and fended them off. "Does this happen often?" Ken asked. "Oh, umm, yes," the angel-fish replied. "What's your name, human child?" she asked. "Oh, umm, it's Ken. Ken Tao Ichijouji." Ken replied prouldly. "Lovely," said the fish, "Mine's Angel." "How original..." Ken mused. "Huh?" "Oh, nothing..." Ken said, turning his head to get a better view of the place.
"Would you like a Swedish fish?" Angel asked, an outstretched err... fin in front of him. "Hell no!" Ken screamed, and quickly backed away, "Swedish fish were developed in the evil crevices of Hell!" "Oh," said Angel, "That is quite new information to me...--" "Well then update your calendar! Argh!" Ken interupted, quite disturbed by the whole "Swedish fish" offering. "We don't have calendars... You see, Kipp--" Angel said. "It's Ken," Ken corrected. "Err, Ken, you see, we fish people are trapped in a sewer and our souls are trapped, when you arrived it was like a blessing." "What does that have to do with food?" Ken asked, while poking strange animals living in the sewage. "Don't touch that," Angel said. "Gomen..." Ken stated and began to walk around.
"My friends better find me soon, or I'll go insane! I'll have to eat Swedish fish and listen to Liberty Bitch FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!" Ken wailed. "Pardon?" Angel asked, confused, "You can't *leave*." "What the hell are you talkin', Lady?!? You mean I'm stuck in this Hell-hole forever?!?" Ken cried. "Well, there is one way to get out..." "Tell ME!" "Well, in order to leave you must set all of us free, for you, my dear boy, are the key," Angel recited. "What the hell planet are you from?" Ken asked, "Planet bitch in a poetic manner to drive your guests insane?! You are totally not *CO-necting* with me here, Baby cakes!" "I beg your pardon, Baby... Cakes...? Did I miss something?" Angel asked. "No, but you sure as hell lost something: MY DAMN SANITY! AND I WANT IT BACK NOW!" Ken cried and ran around in circles. Angel just sighed, this was going to be harder than she had thought!
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"OH, SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! YEE-HA! SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! WHOOPAH! SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN, SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN, SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! GO BITCH!" sang Tai, Merg, Matt, and Davis all crammed into Matt's black convertible. (Fame *IS* everything! '-^) "So, where exactly are we going?" Matt asked as he cruised down Main Street. "Uhhh.... I FORGET!" Davis smiled, and continued singing. "Bitches..." Matt muttered, "So basically I'm wasting gas for nothing?" "Ken's not a nothing!" Davis defended. "Now we're getting somewhere..." Matt smiled.
--
Somewherez else, in a secret laboratory on the other side of Tokyo, an evil diabolical guy had found a new specimen that had washed up in the lake. He had been mingling with it for about 7 minutes now, and he was finally finished. "With that last touch of green paint, this thing is the perfect distraction, so I can get my hands on that damn hat! Wakey, wakey, Baby!" He pulled the lever, and a jolt of electricity was sent through the being, it's eyes shot open, and the fingers began to twitch. "IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I call it... Franken-Clinton... Bwahahaha..... BwaHAHA! BWAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!" "Monika, oh Monika, where are you honey, I'm feeling naughty..."
TBC...
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Kitty: HAHAHA! Now Clinton is aliiiiiiiiivee again! Bwahahaha! I am sooooooo evil!
Kitty: Who is this evil diabolical guy that wants Mergatroid's hat? Is he part of the Evil Plots of the Evil Hat Powers Academy? Will Ken be free ever? Will Davis give Matt the right information? What the hell is up with Clinton? Find out in *dun dun dun* MY NEXT CHAPTER, WHICH SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, BECAUSE I JUST HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF ONE YET!
Ken: Kinkie!
Kitty: Thank you, MysticBlackFairy! You are the only one who has reviewed me! If you are an author plz sign my story with your login name!
Ken: I'm a BISHOUNEN!
Kitty: Yay!!!!!!! Tomorrow is the last damn day of school!!! I'm gonna miss that bitch hole...
Kitty: I like ham... STORY!
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E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
4. ThE lAnD oF fIsH*
Ken awoke and realized he had hit his head, "Oww, where am I?" "You are in the land of the flushed fish of 1857..." rang a heavenly voice. "Are you an angel? Am I dead?" Ken asked, bewildered. "Something like that," the voice said, "Only I am an angel-fish, and you are far from dead." Ken looked up and above him at a beautiful, black and white angel fish, she seemed to glow with heavenly love. "Hmmm..." Ken smiled, he sat up and took in everything he saw slowly.
It was beautiful there. He sure was hungry though. "Not to be a burden, but err, do you have any *human* food down here?" Ken asked politely, he didn't want to upset this godly trout. Just then a flock of rabid kung fu rats burst into the area. An alarm went off... :::RING! RING! Please step away from the rat... RING! RING!::: Ken stared in awe as some Ninja fish came and fended them off. "Does this happen often?" Ken asked. "Oh, umm, yes," the angel-fish replied. "What's your name, human child?" she asked. "Oh, umm, it's Ken. Ken Tao Ichijouji." Ken replied prouldly. "Lovely," said the fish, "Mine's Angel." "How original..." Ken mused. "Huh?" "Oh, nothing..." Ken said, turning his head to get a better view of the place.
"Would you like a Swedish fish?" Angel asked, an outstretched err... fin in front of him. "Hell no!" Ken screamed, and quickly backed away, "Swedish fish were developed in the evil crevices of Hell!" "Oh," said Angel, "That is quite new information to me...--" "Well then update your calendar! Argh!" Ken interupted, quite disturbed by the whole "Swedish fish" offering. "We don't have calendars... You see, Kipp--" Angel said. "It's Ken," Ken corrected. "Err, Ken, you see, we fish people are trapped in a sewer and our souls are trapped, when you arrived it was like a blessing." "What does that have to do with food?" Ken asked, while poking strange animals living in the sewage. "Don't touch that," Angel said. "Gomen..." Ken stated and began to walk around.
"My friends better find me soon, or I'll go insane! I'll have to eat Swedish fish and listen to Liberty Bitch FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!" Ken wailed. "Pardon?" Angel asked, confused, "You can't *leave*." "What the hell are you talkin', Lady?!? You mean I'm stuck in this Hell-hole forever?!?" Ken cried. "Well, there is one way to get out..." "Tell ME!" "Well, in order to leave you must set all of us free, for you, my dear boy, are the key," Angel recited. "What the hell planet are you from?" Ken asked, "Planet bitch in a poetic manner to drive your guests insane?! You are totally not *CO-necting* with me here, Baby cakes!" "I beg your pardon, Baby... Cakes...? Did I miss something?" Angel asked. "No, but you sure as hell lost something: MY DAMN SANITY! AND I WANT IT BACK NOW!" Ken cried and ran around in circles. Angel just sighed, this was going to be harder than she had thought!
--
"OH, SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! YEE-HA! SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! WHOOPAH! SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN, SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN, SHE'LL BE COMIN' 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! GO BITCH!" sang Tai, Merg, Matt, and Davis all crammed into Matt's black convertible. (Fame *IS* everything! '-^) "So, where exactly are we going?" Matt asked as he cruised down Main Street. "Uhhh.... I FORGET!" Davis smiled, and continued singing. "Bitches..." Matt muttered, "So basically I'm wasting gas for nothing?" "Ken's not a nothing!" Davis defended. "Now we're getting somewhere..." Matt smiled.
--
Somewherez else, in a secret laboratory on the other side of Tokyo, an evil diabolical guy had found a new specimen that had washed up in the lake. He had been mingling with it for about 7 minutes now, and he was finally finished. "With that last touch of green paint, this thing is the perfect distraction, so I can get my hands on that damn hat! Wakey, wakey, Baby!" He pulled the lever, and a jolt of electricity was sent through the being, it's eyes shot open, and the fingers began to twitch. "IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I call it... Franken-Clinton... Bwahahaha..... BwaHAHA! BWAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!" "Monika, oh Monika, where are you honey, I'm feeling naughty..."
TBC...
~~
Kitty: HAHAHA! Now Clinton is aliiiiiiiiivee again! Bwahahaha! I am sooooooo evil!
Kitty: Who is this evil diabolical guy that wants Mergatroid's hat? Is he part of the Evil Plots of the Evil Hat Powers Academy? Will Ken be free ever? Will Davis give Matt the right information? What the hell is up with Clinton? Find out in *dun dun dun* MY NEXT CHAPTER, WHICH SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, BECAUSE I JUST HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF ONE YET!
Ken: Kinkie!
Kitty: Thank you, MysticBlackFairy! You are the only one who has reviewed me! If you are an author plz sign my story with your login name!
Ken: I'm a BISHOUNEN!
Kitty: Yay!!!!!!! Tomorrow is the last damn day of school!!! I'm gonna miss that bitch hole...