Kitty: *Disclaimer* Ugh... I grow tiresome of these damn disclaimers.... I
dun own Digimon... Shadow King told me to put this warning...
Warning: Do not read while eating or drinking... You may choke spite of
laughter...
Kitty: YAY! This chapter is dedicated to Shadow King whom I worship and
greatly admire for finally reviewing one of my works! He is a genius!!!!!
I recommend his "Not Your Average Digimon Fanfic" story!!!!!!! AND PLEASE
FINISH IT!! I HAVE NEVER READ SOMETHING SO FUNNY IN MY LIFE! KEN CRACKS
ME UP!!!!!!
Okay... I'm done now...
Ken: About time...
Kitty: Why are you sooooooo mean to me!????????
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E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
6. PiNk FuZzY tHiNgS aReN't As HaRmLeSs As ThEy SeEm*
As everyone knows, Tai, Matt, Davis, and Mergatroid were driving along, having an intriguing conversation about car sickness, when something weird crossed their path... "What the hell is that?!" Tai squealed, and stared at the hidious creature. "It... It sorta looks like Bill... Clinton..." Matt mused, the car screeching to a hault. Just then, the Clinton monster thingy turned, and pulled out a giant vaccuum. "AHH!" the four occupants of the car screamed, as the giant sucking machine was pointed their direction, but amazingly bid no harm. "Now," said Clinton, "I speak your language... Are any of you perhaps the bearer of the evil hat?" They group instantly hid Mergatroid. "No," They chorused. "Okay," Clinton bought it and walked away. "This is begining to go way over our heads..." Tai mused. "Yeah," the rest agreed. -- ~*Now... Back to where we *really* left off...*~ "I will do it then... IF YOU JUST GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Ken said... kindly... "Okay, then, all you need to do is pull this lever... here," Angel beamed happily. Ken's jaw dropped. "Is something wrong?" Angel asked. "You mean, I've been down here for hours, and all I had to do was pull this damn lever to get out?!" Ken raged. "Uh... Well you see... It's not as simple as you think..." Angel warned. Ken stuck his tongue out at her and strut up to the little lever thingy. The moment his hands met the cool metal, little pink fuzzy things began falling from the sky. "What the...?" Ken mused, as a little pink thing landed on his shoe. "Watch out! They're landmines!" Angel squealed. Ken jumped out of the way just before his foot got blown off. "AHHH!" he screeched. "I told you it wouldn't be easy..." Angel chortled, and Ken gave her a nasty look. -- "Hey, Matt, you missed the turn..." Davis explained, as Matt turned right instead of left. "I want to pick something up," Matt answered cooly. "At a time like this?!" Davis scolded. "I wanted to pick up some medicine at the drug store for Ken, I've been thinking about what you told me, and I love my car too much to chance anything..." Matt replied, as he stopped in front of EcKrd(sp?). "Someone come in with me," Matt requested. "I will," Tai offered. As the duo walked in, Davis got curious very quickly as to his possibilities of sitting up front, he quickly slid into the driver's seat. "What are you doing?" Mergatroid asked wearily. "Nothing...!" Davis answered in a sing song voice. He beeped the horn three times before, sliding sneakily back to his own. "He won't take it..." Davis mused. "What?" Mergatroid inquried at Davis's sudden livelyment. "Ken won't take the medicine, he's suspicious like that..." Davis answered, as if deep in thought, "Oh, my Ken, where art thou..." "Uhh..." Mergatroid was suddenly feeling uneasy in the car alone with him. "We're back!" Tai sang happily, as he and Matt piled into the car once again. "Ken! Ken! Where art thou, Ken?! Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thee with silk strands of indigo hair, framing that of a lively, hype face..." Davis mumbled insanely. "Okay... I think someone has been sitting in the hot car too long..." Matt said uneasily as he rolled down the windows. -- "I miss my friends!" Ken sobbed, after many attempts at pulling the lever, the pink fuzzies things finally drove him off the edge. He was now cowering in a corner, bawling his eyes out. "I just wanted to go home and play video games today! I was going to have meatloaf for dinner, and then I was going to go get ice cream with Davis...and... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried. "Just once more, please, for the sake of you and everyone else here?" Angel pleaded, she was begining to feel sorry for the kid, but she wanted to be free also. Then, Ken turned abrubtly towards her, "You..." he growled menacing me. "Yes, I'm me..." Angel replied. "You did this to me!" Ken lunged at the fish and began to strangle the godly fish. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" she squealed. -- At Ken's sudden rage, Mergatroid's hat suddenly triggered into evilness again, Merg decided to try his Telepathic powers. 'Ken, where the hell are you?!' *I'm in a sewer... stragling fish...* 'Well... I'm going to teleport you into the car.' *No! Cars are evil! I can't go in a car!!!!!!* 'Davis told us all about your mishap...' *Nooooooo! I told him never to speak of that!* 'Ba-da Boom...' -- "Human! You're fading!" Angel cried, as Ken dropped her to the ground. "Nano nano..." Ken stated, then was teleported away... TBC... ~~ Kitty: WOO WOO!!!!!!!! I'd say only around maybe three chapters to go! Ken: You are aware, you little readers out there, that this story is plotless-- Kitty: *Clamps Ken's mouth shut* He doesn't know what he's talking about! It's the after affect of all that Nyquil!! He... he couldn't sllleeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Ken: Bah, You're the one that stayed up until five thirty watching 'The Cosby Show'. Kitty: And where were you??????????????! Hmmmmmmmm?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? Ken: I was in the kitchen... Kitty: Doing what?! Cuz you sure as hell weren't eating you twig! Ken: Hey! I do too eat! I was eating meatloaf! Kitty: That was MY MEEEAAAAAATLLLOAAAFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! *begins to strangle Ken* Ken: Eep... losing... oxygen...
As everyone knows, Tai, Matt, Davis, and Mergatroid were driving along, having an intriguing conversation about car sickness, when something weird crossed their path... "What the hell is that?!" Tai squealed, and stared at the hidious creature. "It... It sorta looks like Bill... Clinton..." Matt mused, the car screeching to a hault. Just then, the Clinton monster thingy turned, and pulled out a giant vaccuum. "AHH!" the four occupants of the car screamed, as the giant sucking machine was pointed their direction, but amazingly bid no harm. "Now," said Clinton, "I speak your language... Are any of you perhaps the bearer of the evil hat?" They group instantly hid Mergatroid. "No," They chorused. "Okay," Clinton bought it and walked away. "This is begining to go way over our heads..." Tai mused. "Yeah," the rest agreed. -- ~*Now... Back to where we *really* left off...*~ "I will do it then... IF YOU JUST GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Ken said... kindly... "Okay, then, all you need to do is pull this lever... here," Angel beamed happily. Ken's jaw dropped. "Is something wrong?" Angel asked. "You mean, I've been down here for hours, and all I had to do was pull this damn lever to get out?!" Ken raged. "Uh... Well you see... It's not as simple as you think..." Angel warned. Ken stuck his tongue out at her and strut up to the little lever thingy. The moment his hands met the cool metal, little pink fuzzy things began falling from the sky. "What the...?" Ken mused, as a little pink thing landed on his shoe. "Watch out! They're landmines!" Angel squealed. Ken jumped out of the way just before his foot got blown off. "AHHH!" he screeched. "I told you it wouldn't be easy..." Angel chortled, and Ken gave her a nasty look. -- "Hey, Matt, you missed the turn..." Davis explained, as Matt turned right instead of left. "I want to pick something up," Matt answered cooly. "At a time like this?!" Davis scolded. "I wanted to pick up some medicine at the drug store for Ken, I've been thinking about what you told me, and I love my car too much to chance anything..." Matt replied, as he stopped in front of EcKrd(sp?). "Someone come in with me," Matt requested. "I will," Tai offered. As the duo walked in, Davis got curious very quickly as to his possibilities of sitting up front, he quickly slid into the driver's seat. "What are you doing?" Mergatroid asked wearily. "Nothing...!" Davis answered in a sing song voice. He beeped the horn three times before, sliding sneakily back to his own. "He won't take it..." Davis mused. "What?" Mergatroid inquried at Davis's sudden livelyment. "Ken won't take the medicine, he's suspicious like that..." Davis answered, as if deep in thought, "Oh, my Ken, where art thou..." "Uhh..." Mergatroid was suddenly feeling uneasy in the car alone with him. "We're back!" Tai sang happily, as he and Matt piled into the car once again. "Ken! Ken! Where art thou, Ken?! Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thee with silk strands of indigo hair, framing that of a lively, hype face..." Davis mumbled insanely. "Okay... I think someone has been sitting in the hot car too long..." Matt said uneasily as he rolled down the windows. -- "I miss my friends!" Ken sobbed, after many attempts at pulling the lever, the pink fuzzies things finally drove him off the edge. He was now cowering in a corner, bawling his eyes out. "I just wanted to go home and play video games today! I was going to have meatloaf for dinner, and then I was going to go get ice cream with Davis...and... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried. "Just once more, please, for the sake of you and everyone else here?" Angel pleaded, she was begining to feel sorry for the kid, but she wanted to be free also. Then, Ken turned abrubtly towards her, "You..." he growled menacing me. "Yes, I'm me..." Angel replied. "You did this to me!" Ken lunged at the fish and began to strangle the godly fish. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" she squealed. -- At Ken's sudden rage, Mergatroid's hat suddenly triggered into evilness again, Merg decided to try his Telepathic powers. 'Ken, where the hell are you?!' *I'm in a sewer... stragling fish...* 'Well... I'm going to teleport you into the car.' *No! Cars are evil! I can't go in a car!!!!!!* 'Davis told us all about your mishap...' *Nooooooo! I told him never to speak of that!* 'Ba-da Boom...' -- "Human! You're fading!" Angel cried, as Ken dropped her to the ground. "Nano nano..." Ken stated, then was teleported away... TBC... ~~ Kitty: WOO WOO!!!!!!!! I'd say only around maybe three chapters to go! Ken: You are aware, you little readers out there, that this story is plotless-- Kitty: *Clamps Ken's mouth shut* He doesn't know what he's talking about! It's the after affect of all that Nyquil!! He... he couldn't sllleeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Ken: Bah, You're the one that stayed up until five thirty watching 'The Cosby Show'. Kitty: And where were you??????????????! Hmmmmmmmm?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? Ken: I was in the kitchen... Kitty: Doing what?! Cuz you sure as hell weren't eating you twig! Ken: Hey! I do too eat! I was eating meatloaf! Kitty: That was MY MEEEAAAAAATLLLOAAAFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! *begins to strangle Ken* Ken: Eep... losing... oxygen...