Kitty: *Disclaimer* I don't own Digimon..........!
OKayz!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kitty: Woo woo.
LawyerDude: I'm back!
Kitty: Where was you?!
LawyerDude: In a galaxy far far awayz...
Kitty: You, that's enough from you.
Ken: Who me?
Kitty: Yes.
Ken: What'd I do?!?!
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E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A.
7. CoMpLiCaTiOnS [The End]*
"What the hell...?!" Tai mused, as Ken was suddened snugly wedged in between him and Mergatroid. Ken blinked in confusion. "What's going on back there?" Matt asked, breifly turning around and spotting Ken. "Hey! How'd you get back there?!" He slammed on the brakes. "Hmmm... One minute I was beating the crap out of a mutant fish and then... I was here..." Then Ken's eyes glazed over and he began to cry. "What's the matter?" Davis asked, concerned. "Oh! I missed you guys SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ken sobbed happily, and jumping in the front with Davis, and huggling him to death. "I missed you too!" Davis began to cry. "What a touching display of affection!" Tai wiped away a little tear. "Yeah, this is all happy squat, but Ken you're going to sit up here, Davis, you get in the back," Matt directed. "But... But! I can't I'll walk home okay!" Ken tried to climb out of the car, but Matt grabbed the back of his shirt. "No, here, take this medication, and you will be fine!" Ken was about to protest, but when he opened his mouth, Matt shoved a pill down his throat. Gagging for a couple of minutes, the medicine was downed, and the car was started. "I have a bad feeling about this..." Ken whined. "So do we, but at least you're sitting by Matt!" Tai laughed. "I suddenly feel unsafe..." Mergtroid whispered. Ken whimpered as they started out on the open road. "So where were you again?" Davis asked curiously. Ken turned around in his seat, aready begining to feel woozy. "I was in a sewer... With dead fish... that talked..." he answered shakily, taking in breaths of air. "Dude! Get your face away from me!" Tai whined. And Ken turned around in his seat. "Ken, you barf in my car, and I will personally see to it that you are harmed greatly..." Matt stated, calmly. Ken gulped, and began to feel fuzzy. "Stick your head out the window!" Davis directed. Ken did so, and the people behind them got a happy little surprise. They gave Ken the finger. "Okay... I feel better now...ugh..." Ken said. "Bitch..." Mergatroid muttered, for the first time. The rest of the trip was spent getting honked at and being throw the finger, let's just say Ken stuck his head out the window many timez... But they finally arrived at Matt's house. "I need to reapply my make-up!" whined someone, as soon as they stepped out of the car. "Ah! Mimi, what are you doing here?!" Matt asked in surprise. "I-I WAaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Mimi wailed. "Let's lock her in the trunk..." Davis suggested. "Good plan, Kari's still in there..." Tai said. "You mean! You actually put her in the car!" Matt squealed. "Well, yeah, I wasn't going to leave her lying around for mom to find!" Tai protested. With all said, they tied Mimi up, then threw her in the trunk. "Ah! There's something rotting in here!" she screamed, but they all ignored her.
~*~I guess it's time to throw in a gag to whittle away your precious time...~*~ Ken: Knock knock. Davis: Who's there? Ken: Yo mama. Davis: Yo mama, who? Ken: Wait a minute... I forget... * Davis: That wasn't funny... Ken: It wasn't suppoed to be. Matt: That's not a real knock knock joke. Tai: I know. Matt: I wasn't talking to you... Tai: Ouch... ~*~ Back to my plottyful storyz~!~!~!~*~
"I need to brush my teeth..." Ken mused while walking into the kitchen. "Yeah, you do..." Tai whispered to no one in particular, well, mostly Ken. "My ass is happy," Davis stated. "WHAT?!" Matt squealed. "Haven't you seen the new Austin Powers movie, 'Goldmember'? It's shagadelic..." Davis stated. "And what is that supposed to mean?!" Mergatroid demanded... harsh... "My assignment is an unhappy one, heheh..." Davis giggled. "Ugh! You are sooooo immature!" Mergatroid scolded, gayly... "Would you like some shit?" Davis asked. Mergatroid boiled. "What he means *wink wink* is 'Would you like some shittuke mushrooms!'" Ken bubbled happily. "We totally are no longer grasping the plot of this story..." Matt reminded. "Okay, then let's sum it up!" Tai added cheerfully. "Okay, here's what happened to everyone..." Ken began.
Clinton* He never woke up after running into that wall, so all of the fish decided to eat him.
Mimi* She died after having severe loss of oxygen, and she to this day is still in Matt's trunk with Kari.
Angel* Lived 5 more hours before falling into a state of depression, and commit suicide. Her last meal was Bill Clinton.
Weird Diabolical Guy* He gave up on searching for the hat. He quit the E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A. He was the only member anyway, he retired, and moved to the Bahamas.
Mergtroid* Finally got rid of his hat... Ken was happy.
Davis* He and Ken went to go get ice cream to celebrate.
Ken* He had to go to the dentist, he had 7 cavities from throwing up so many times, and eating so much ice cream.
Matt* He made some cookies, and he and Tai shagged like bunnies by the fire.
Tai* He had a good time...
~*OWARI*~ ~~ Kitty: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! It's over!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ken: Shagged like bunnies...? Kitty: Yeah! MAn! Them things must really get it on! Ken: ...disturbing... Kitty: Man... Tigger and a Moose that sings 'Grandma got run over by a Reindeer' That was a shag! Ken: Umm... *scoots away cautiously...* Kitty: Don't worry, I'm all talk! Ken: *whew* Kitty: SOOOOOOO!! People! HOw did you think of mah first complete story?!?! Like it, hate it?! TELL ME! BYEZ~!
"What the hell...?!" Tai mused, as Ken was suddened snugly wedged in between him and Mergatroid. Ken blinked in confusion. "What's going on back there?" Matt asked, breifly turning around and spotting Ken. "Hey! How'd you get back there?!" He slammed on the brakes. "Hmmm... One minute I was beating the crap out of a mutant fish and then... I was here..." Then Ken's eyes glazed over and he began to cry. "What's the matter?" Davis asked, concerned. "Oh! I missed you guys SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ken sobbed happily, and jumping in the front with Davis, and huggling him to death. "I missed you too!" Davis began to cry. "What a touching display of affection!" Tai wiped away a little tear. "Yeah, this is all happy squat, but Ken you're going to sit up here, Davis, you get in the back," Matt directed. "But... But! I can't I'll walk home okay!" Ken tried to climb out of the car, but Matt grabbed the back of his shirt. "No, here, take this medication, and you will be fine!" Ken was about to protest, but when he opened his mouth, Matt shoved a pill down his throat. Gagging for a couple of minutes, the medicine was downed, and the car was started. "I have a bad feeling about this..." Ken whined. "So do we, but at least you're sitting by Matt!" Tai laughed. "I suddenly feel unsafe..." Mergtroid whispered. Ken whimpered as they started out on the open road. "So where were you again?" Davis asked curiously. Ken turned around in his seat, aready begining to feel woozy. "I was in a sewer... With dead fish... that talked..." he answered shakily, taking in breaths of air. "Dude! Get your face away from me!" Tai whined. And Ken turned around in his seat. "Ken, you barf in my car, and I will personally see to it that you are harmed greatly..." Matt stated, calmly. Ken gulped, and began to feel fuzzy. "Stick your head out the window!" Davis directed. Ken did so, and the people behind them got a happy little surprise. They gave Ken the finger. "Okay... I feel better now...ugh..." Ken said. "Bitch..." Mergatroid muttered, for the first time. The rest of the trip was spent getting honked at and being throw the finger, let's just say Ken stuck his head out the window many timez... But they finally arrived at Matt's house. "I need to reapply my make-up!" whined someone, as soon as they stepped out of the car. "Ah! Mimi, what are you doing here?!" Matt asked in surprise. "I-I WAaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Mimi wailed. "Let's lock her in the trunk..." Davis suggested. "Good plan, Kari's still in there..." Tai said. "You mean! You actually put her in the car!" Matt squealed. "Well, yeah, I wasn't going to leave her lying around for mom to find!" Tai protested. With all said, they tied Mimi up, then threw her in the trunk. "Ah! There's something rotting in here!" she screamed, but they all ignored her.
~*~I guess it's time to throw in a gag to whittle away your precious time...~*~ Ken: Knock knock. Davis: Who's there? Ken: Yo mama. Davis: Yo mama, who? Ken: Wait a minute... I forget... * Davis: That wasn't funny... Ken: It wasn't suppoed to be. Matt: That's not a real knock knock joke. Tai: I know. Matt: I wasn't talking to you... Tai: Ouch... ~*~ Back to my plottyful storyz~!~!~!~*~
"I need to brush my teeth..." Ken mused while walking into the kitchen. "Yeah, you do..." Tai whispered to no one in particular, well, mostly Ken. "My ass is happy," Davis stated. "WHAT?!" Matt squealed. "Haven't you seen the new Austin Powers movie, 'Goldmember'? It's shagadelic..." Davis stated. "And what is that supposed to mean?!" Mergatroid demanded... harsh... "My assignment is an unhappy one, heheh..." Davis giggled. "Ugh! You are sooooo immature!" Mergatroid scolded, gayly... "Would you like some shit?" Davis asked. Mergatroid boiled. "What he means *wink wink* is 'Would you like some shittuke mushrooms!'" Ken bubbled happily. "We totally are no longer grasping the plot of this story..." Matt reminded. "Okay, then let's sum it up!" Tai added cheerfully. "Okay, here's what happened to everyone..." Ken began.
Clinton* He never woke up after running into that wall, so all of the fish decided to eat him.
Mimi* She died after having severe loss of oxygen, and she to this day is still in Matt's trunk with Kari.
Angel* Lived 5 more hours before falling into a state of depression, and commit suicide. Her last meal was Bill Clinton.
Weird Diabolical Guy* He gave up on searching for the hat. He quit the E.P.O.T.E.H.P.A. He was the only member anyway, he retired, and moved to the Bahamas.
Mergtroid* Finally got rid of his hat... Ken was happy.
Davis* He and Ken went to go get ice cream to celebrate.
Ken* He had to go to the dentist, he had 7 cavities from throwing up so many times, and eating so much ice cream.
Matt* He made some cookies, and he and Tai shagged like bunnies by the fire.
Tai* He had a good time...
~*OWARI*~ ~~ Kitty: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! It's over!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ken: Shagged like bunnies...? Kitty: Yeah! MAn! Them things must really get it on! Ken: ...disturbing... Kitty: Man... Tigger and a Moose that sings 'Grandma got run over by a Reindeer' That was a shag! Ken: Umm... *scoots away cautiously...* Kitty: Don't worry, I'm all talk! Ken: *whew* Kitty: SOOOOOOO!! People! HOw did you think of mah first complete story?!?! Like it, hate it?! TELL ME! BYEZ~!