Disclaimer: I do not own Mario Bros., Nintendo does.
Mario was in trouble. Bowser was about to kill the little plumber, definitely ruining Mario's vacation on Yoshi's Island. "MWA HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Bowser. "You shall now be spit on by my fire!"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(gag)oooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(g ag)." Thirty seconds later, Mario was dead. Later, Luigi arrived at the scene. "Hey, someone killed Mario!" Then, he saw Bowser. Luigi walked over to Bowser, and said," How can I ever thank you?!" Luigi began kissing Bowser's feet. Bowser got an ingenious plan! "Luigi," he said," I have an ingenious plan. A plan that will forever be recognized as the most clever, ingenious plan thought of by I, Bowser, the most ingenious creator of the most ingenious plan ever thought of by an ingenious creator of ingenious plans who is a genious named Bowser, who was born July 24, 1967, on a small island, Isla Nublar, located 500 miles west of Costa Rica, inhabited by dinosaurs that were scientifically created by scientists from DNA collected from the mosquitoes in amber, which is fossilized tree sap that preserves an insect, until something went terribly wrong, as the power went out and the dinosaus killed a lawyer and threatened to kill several others but in fact the others escaped from a T-Rex and were rescued by a helicopter, and then several years later, a T-Rex was brought to San Diego to make a Jurassic Park there until in fact that goes terribly wrong and the T-Rex escaped and terrorized the town until it was contained and taken back to Isla Sorna, where it met a tall and handsome male T-Rex, which she married, and together they had a beautiful baby, which they named Bowser, who went on to appear in several video games that were about Mario, a plumber, who is Bowser's nemesis, that always foiled his plans to control the world, but he had to learn patience, because as his mother once told him," Spaghetti is good for you!" which is true indeed because spaghetti is a vital Italian dish which benefits our society in many ways because it helps to make you healthy, and health is important to many people and animals, including Bowser, and I am Bowser, the creator of the ingenious plan who was born to the Gonzale family, twice removed for mental reasons, accepted in to the Molto family and is in fact your brother Marcus." Bowser was finally through talking. Bowser looked at Luigi. He had fallen asleep. Bowser was outraged! He had taken the time to explain his entire life story and give good nutritional tips, and Luigi can't even stay awake? Bowser, flaming with anger, blew fire and killed Luigi.
Mario was in trouble. Bowser was about to kill the little plumber, definitely ruining Mario's vacation on Yoshi's Island. "MWA HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Bowser. "You shall now be spit on by my fire!"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(gag)oooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(g ag)." Thirty seconds later, Mario was dead. Later, Luigi arrived at the scene. "Hey, someone killed Mario!" Then, he saw Bowser. Luigi walked over to Bowser, and said," How can I ever thank you?!" Luigi began kissing Bowser's feet. Bowser got an ingenious plan! "Luigi," he said," I have an ingenious plan. A plan that will forever be recognized as the most clever, ingenious plan thought of by I, Bowser, the most ingenious creator of the most ingenious plan ever thought of by an ingenious creator of ingenious plans who is a genious named Bowser, who was born July 24, 1967, on a small island, Isla Nublar, located 500 miles west of Costa Rica, inhabited by dinosaurs that were scientifically created by scientists from DNA collected from the mosquitoes in amber, which is fossilized tree sap that preserves an insect, until something went terribly wrong, as the power went out and the dinosaus killed a lawyer and threatened to kill several others but in fact the others escaped from a T-Rex and were rescued by a helicopter, and then several years later, a T-Rex was brought to San Diego to make a Jurassic Park there until in fact that goes terribly wrong and the T-Rex escaped and terrorized the town until it was contained and taken back to Isla Sorna, where it met a tall and handsome male T-Rex, which she married, and together they had a beautiful baby, which they named Bowser, who went on to appear in several video games that were about Mario, a plumber, who is Bowser's nemesis, that always foiled his plans to control the world, but he had to learn patience, because as his mother once told him," Spaghetti is good for you!" which is true indeed because spaghetti is a vital Italian dish which benefits our society in many ways because it helps to make you healthy, and health is important to many people and animals, including Bowser, and I am Bowser, the creator of the ingenious plan who was born to the Gonzale family, twice removed for mental reasons, accepted in to the Molto family and is in fact your brother Marcus." Bowser was finally through talking. Bowser looked at Luigi. He had fallen asleep. Bowser was outraged! He had taken the time to explain his entire life story and give good nutritional tips, and Luigi can't even stay awake? Bowser, flaming with anger, blew fire and killed Luigi.