Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is my first time writing Jhonen Vasquez stuffs. Flame if you want, because I don't care. I really didn't know how to write HNB, but I don't care. I had fun! WHEEEEEEEEEE!
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We start a young girl, about maybe 6 years old riding a big wheel around the park, when she sees a weird skinny man on a box yelling at people to do odd things. The little girl rides up to the man resembling a stick figure. "Hiya mister, my name is Gina, what's your name?" She asked the man on the soap box.
"My name? HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY MONKEYS ASS!!!" The man, who you've figured out is Happy Noodle Boy is, yelled.
Gina giggled and said, "Your funny Mr. Noodely man."
"Wuzzat?" HNB asked while pointing to Gina's hair bow.
"It's a bow, silly, you wear it in your hair to make you look nice."
"WHY DO YOU WEAR SUCH A STRING IN YOUR HEAD OF YARN? I MUST CEASE TO SHAVE YOUR POODLE!!!"
Gina looked at HNB while pulling her bow out of her hair and said, "Here, you wear it!"
"She waves the flag of tacos! That must mean she has no eyelids, and that is why we must never scratch our ass then pick our nose," Happy Noodle Boy exclaimed then grabbed the child by her blonde pigtails.
"MOMIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She yelled as HNB wind-milled her around.
"BE FREE TO SWIM BOB THE BUILDER!!!!!" HNB yelled while letting go of her hair causing her seemingly fly into a tree.
A tall and poorly drawn woman walked up to HNB and asked "Why you do that to my baby?"
"Moo," Happy Noodle Boy replied.
"Your going down Noodley man," She said pulling out a gun and blowing HNB brains out.
THE END!!!
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Well, that's the end of that, and review and flame if you want. I don't plan on writing a sequel or anything.
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We start a young girl, about maybe 6 years old riding a big wheel around the park, when she sees a weird skinny man on a box yelling at people to do odd things. The little girl rides up to the man resembling a stick figure. "Hiya mister, my name is Gina, what's your name?" She asked the man on the soap box.
"My name? HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY MONKEYS ASS!!!" The man, who you've figured out is Happy Noodle Boy is, yelled.
Gina giggled and said, "Your funny Mr. Noodely man."
"Wuzzat?" HNB asked while pointing to Gina's hair bow.
"It's a bow, silly, you wear it in your hair to make you look nice."
"WHY DO YOU WEAR SUCH A STRING IN YOUR HEAD OF YARN? I MUST CEASE TO SHAVE YOUR POODLE!!!"
Gina looked at HNB while pulling her bow out of her hair and said, "Here, you wear it!"
"She waves the flag of tacos! That must mean she has no eyelids, and that is why we must never scratch our ass then pick our nose," Happy Noodle Boy exclaimed then grabbed the child by her blonde pigtails.
"MOMIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She yelled as HNB wind-milled her around.
"BE FREE TO SWIM BOB THE BUILDER!!!!!" HNB yelled while letting go of her hair causing her seemingly fly into a tree.
A tall and poorly drawn woman walked up to HNB and asked "Why you do that to my baby?"
"Moo," Happy Noodle Boy replied.
"Your going down Noodley man," She said pulling out a gun and blowing HNB brains out.
THE END!!!
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Well, that's the end of that, and review and flame if you want. I don't plan on writing a sequel or anything.