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Hey guys! Sorry this is so short… but I have good news for you and some bad news too. The good news is that Neko Sea woke up from her catnap and has helped make this a lighthearted chapter. The bad news was that Chibi Chel got jealous and made the first part a bit dark, then shotgunned the next chapter.
You are probably asking yourselves, 'who the hell is she talking about?" well, let me introduce them to you.
Chibi Chel, some of you may already know. She is the short, vengeful, four-year-old version of myself. She dresses in all black, and has cute little demon wings growing from her back. When mad, Chibi Chel will speak in third person and annoy the hell out of me. For example "Chibi Chel doesn't need to know how to spell" or "Chibi Chel does not care if those characters die, because I didn't like them in the first place."
Neko Sea, on the other hand, is the sweet one. Neko Sea dresses in the same manner as Chibi Chel, UFO pants and tank top, but instead of wearing all black, she wore all white and had little angel wings instead of demon ones. But what Made Neko Sea and Chibi Chel Different was that Neko Sea was half cat half-human. But that made her all the more adorable.
If you put the two together, you get me, Chelsea.
Now that, that is all said and done on to the chapter.
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Gli Sciocchi Di Aprile.
The April Fools
Sirius found him self in the most beautiful place imaginable. He stood, clad in white on a grassy knoll in a place he has never seen before. Flowers covered the grass as far as the eye could see, hazy blue mountains could been seen in the distance, each capped lightly with snow. Sirius furrowed his brow and thought. He was not afraid of this place. He felt comfortable, safe, yet watched. Sirius looked around in front of him, he could see no other around him, but the dread piled on to his chest. Slowly he turned around, fearing what he would be seeing. The air caught in his chest as he stumbled back at the sight that was before him. There, a woman was seen, yet she was not a woman in life. She was in the shape of a woman, but she was covered head from toe in metallic black shards of glass and stone. Her body was suspended in air, both of her arms held out, her body creating a cross, head was cast back, face looking up, her hair consisting of black knives which seemed to cascade down her back, reaching her knees.
Sirius was speechless.
"Do you know what that is?" a voice hissed softly, behind him.
Sirius whirled around, expecting to see some one behind him, but all he saw was a black fog, in the relative shape of a featureless man.
"Wh-who are you?" he stammered, stepping back towards the woman of glass.
"You Boy, you do not believe in such things as I." He fog hissed, drawling out the S's. "You see her? She is the one."
"What is she." Sirius asked, his voice quivering.
"Look upon her mortal. She is apparently not a woman of mercy, but of destruction. She wields a power that could destroy your world as you know it."
"But, why am I here, what does she want from me." Sirius questioned, fear evident in he voice.
The black smoke whipped around behind him, placing two smoky hands on his shoulders, his face next to his ear. "Free her from this prison. It is your task, or the mortal world in which you live shall perish under the hands of the Lady of Destruction."
Sirius eyes widened as the wisp of black smoke disappeared from sight, leaving him alone with the statue of annihilation.
He looked back upon the woman, reaching one weary hand out as if to touch to sight before him. Slowly he bushed his palm against smooth part of one of the blades and cried out as he stumbled back, blood now falling freely from his hand.
Sirius woke up with a start, sweat pouring down his face in small rivulets. He looked at his hand, which was once covered in blood and sighed with relief to see that it was normal, and that no scar remained. What he had seen was unclear to him as the dream slipped away, the only thing remaining was the statue of jagged edges, the Woman of Obliteration.
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It was four in the morning when she first saw it. Gemini didn't know who did it, or when it had occurred. There was only one thing she was sure of.
When she found out who did it, she would have their head.
She stood in front of her wardrobe, in a large black tee shirt and big black socks, her eyes wide and her jaw dropped. Each and every one of her normally black items of clothing, was now a different color. But it wasn't just any different color, but it was pink. And not that pink was bad enough, it was pink with puce spots, and puce was such an ugly color. And that wasn't the worst part.
As hard as Gemini tried, they would not turn back to their original color. Gemini went though each color changing spell she knew and the only results she got was changing her clothes from pink with puce spots, to puce with pink spots.
Gemini muttered a few very well chosen vulgar phrases as she thought for a moment before turning on her heel and opening her trunk. After rummaging around for a few moments she pulled out a few ingredients, her cauldron, and a spray bottle and got to work.
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It was six o'clock (am) when Gemini had turned all of her clothes back to their original colors. Her dorm mates had all left her to her brewing as nobody was stupid enough to bother Gemini when she was on a murderous rampage, not even Sirius.
What Gemini needed right now was a shower and she needed it now. She grumbled as she pulled some pants on, grabbed a towel, her shampoo and conditioner and headed out the door, her eyes narrowed.
She burst in to the common room, brown hair whipping out behind her as she passed her friends, four of whom where stifling back laughter. Gemini was so angry that even she, as sharp eyed as she was, didn't notice James pull out his wand.
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"Lemony fresh" she uttered as she reached the bathroom.
She stormed into the bathroom and closed and locked the door behind her. If the other prefects wanted to use the bathrooms, they could go to the other bathrooms on the other floors, she didn't care.
Shedding her clothes on the way towards the shower she stepped in tapping her fingers on to the spout, turning the water on to her perfect temperature.
She smiled as the hot water ran over her skin, washing away all out the potion that had splashed on to her. Smiling for the first time that morning, she reached for some shampoo and squirted it on top of her head.
As she ran her fingers through her hair she though to herself, 'Funny, I don't remember ever using honey scented shampoo'
And that was the precise moment that her fingers got stuck.
Eyes wide in horror Gemini looked at the bottle on the shelf and screamed.
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Gemini was not mad, oh no, she was may past the point of being mad. She was livid. She stormed into the common room; the fat lady not bothering to ask for the password for Gemini powers threw open the portrait for her.
Eye burning black she looked at each and every Gryffindor in the room, not caring that she was in a large tee shirt with a towel on her waist.
Sirius looked over and nearly burst out laughing at the sight of his short friend. Gemini stood, towel around her waist, the tee shirt hanging off of her shoulder. Her prized hair matted was down to her head as if it were plastic, a bottle of honey held in her shaking hand.
"I am giving you all one chance." She said slowly, and deadly, "to tell me who transfigured my shampoo in to honey. If no one fesses up, the entire house will suffer. Now I know only two people in this room talented enough to do this. James, Sirius do you have something to say?"
Sirius and James could not hold it in anymore as they both exploded with laugher, only causing the Italian to get more infuriated.
"Fine, if you two do not want to fess up that's ok." she said, her eyes narrowing, "But just remember, what ever you did to me, will come back to you three times worse through the rule of three."
James and Sirius both stopped laughing at that very moment as Gemini turned on her heel and stormed out of the room, to fix her poor, honey drenched tresses.
-
It took Gemini an hour and a half to finally get all of the honey to of her hair, and an extra 45 minutes to wash it. When she finally reentered the common room, she was in a black tank top with a pair or black boxing shorts, her eyes were narrowed, but a small malevolent smirk lay on her lips as she looked at the Marauders.
The four boys were all laughing but each of their mirth fell as they saw the look of revenge on Gemini face. They were, to put it at the least, scared for their lives. They knew very well that Gemini had a thing for revenge, and she lived by her rule of three. 'Ever mind the rule of three, three times your act returns to thee, this lesson well you must learn, for thee only gets what thee dost earn.'
Gemini' s smirk turned in to a wide grin as she trotted up the stairs, an evil idea formulating in her head. She opened the door of her dorm and stalked across the room, stopping in front of her wardrobe. She looked at her self in the mirror, her sharp eyes staring back at her, wet umber hair clinging to the sides of her face. She would get them back. She grinned evilly as she sat back on her bed, her eyes falling upon her cauldron on the floor, bluebell flames still ignited underneath. And she knew exactly how too as well.
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Gemini spent her entire day in her room, brewing her revenge. Nobody messed with Gemini Cielo and got away with it. She smiled evilly as she put a stopper on the last vial and placed it with the others. Four vials labeled Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs sat on her bed, just waiting to be used.
Gemini knew the boys and their talents well enough to figure out who did what that morning.
Remus was clever and strategically talented. He was the mastermind behind most of the boy's pranks and most of them were foolproof, until Sirius or Peter messed it up and got them caught. So Gemini brewed him a special potions that made him speak and write Pig Latin only, if nobody could understand him, then intelligence behind the chaos would be destroyed
Sirius as he said, was quiet proud of his manhood, and his reputation as Captain Testosterone. Gemini knew his one weakness was Mr. Happy getting hurt. His pride, his ego and his life would be destroyed if anything bad happened to Mr. Happy. To bad for Mr. Happy Gemini knew of this particular weakness and planned on using this to her advantage. A shrinkage potion would do most nicely.
Peter was the scavenger. He was the collector of the materials; he could sneak around the school with out an invisibility cloak and not get caught. But Peter had no common sense what so ever, and his book smarts weren't nearly as high as they should be. Peter had this… thing about girls. He thought they could never achieve anything in life, other than go out with Sirius, or get married, hitched and become a housewife. That's why Gemini and Peter did not get along that well. Gemini was independent and the complete opposite of peter view on his opposite sex. Gemini found that if he didn't want a 'weak, incapable creature' such a girl in his life, a man would do nicely. And Severus Snape was the perfect candidate. And Hogwarts had no rule against lust potions now did they?
James loved his hair more that anything in the world. Lily came in a close second, but his hair was a definite winner. He loved it. Even though it was messy just about every minute of the day, he adored it nonetheless. Granted, his hair was silky soft and Lily loved running her fingers through it, it remained messy the same. He also had the darkest hair of anyone, even darker than Sirius'. And if they found it so funny to change all of Gemini's black clothes pink, they should find it equally funny if James's hair was pink as well. At least she would, and that's all that mattered.
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"Buona Mattina" Gemini said lightly the next morning at breakfast.
The four boys looked at her strangely; each of them expecting her to be slightly deranged with vengeance, with the whole red eyes, steam coming out of her nose thing.
"Something to drink?" she asked them sweetly, four goblets of pumpkin juice hovering towards the four boys, who sat down, looking at the goblets cautiously.
"What's in it?" Sirius asked, picking his up and smelling it.
Gemini's fake smiled remained as she answered, "Pumpkin juice, smell it? Nothing else."
"If you spiked this I swear I will kill you Gemini." Peter said, staring at her from over the rim of his cup.
"Oh do try to kill me Petey, I would love to see you attempt to tackle something harder than flobber worm." Gemini said sweetly, her poker face in place. "Drink up boys." Gemini rose her goblet to her lips and drank slowly, savoring every last drop.
"Well, bottom's up." Sirius said as he and the four marauders tipped the goblets and the pumpkin juice ran down their throats.
The potions where immediate.
"Oh my god! James!" Lily cried, trying to hold back her laughter, "Your hair!"
"What about it?" James asked, running one of his snitch catching hands through his now pink locks.
"You'reay airhay! It'syay Inkpay! Ymay oicevay!" Remus cried, his hands grabbing his throat as Gemini continued to smile.
Gemini looked to where Peter was sitting, to find his spot empty. Then the scream of Severus Snape filled the air. Peter potion worked just fine as he chased a very confused and very disturbed Snape out of the great hall.
"Nothing's happening to me." Sirius mused aloud, smirking towards as now grinning Gemini.
"I wouldn't say that." Gemini said lightly, holding the goblet in her hand, "Why don't you ask Mr. Happy what happened."
Sirius's smile fell as he paled, jaw dropping. "You didn't"
"You really underestimate me Sirius." Gemini said smoothly, "take a look if you don't believe me."
Slowly Sirius looked down and took at little peak down his pants. A scream filled the air as Sirius fainted on the spot, and Gemini erupted in laughter.
The entire school was in hysterics by the time her prank was finished. The boy didn't know the potions where only a 24-hour thing as they were all traumatized. And even though she would be serving detention for the next few weeks, it was well worth it to see Sirius's face when he found out the Mr. Happy… wasn't so happy anymore.
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It was a typical spring day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Very Typical.
The birds were singing; Gemini was boxing; the sun was shining; Bella was sparkling, the grass was growing; Remus was studying; the bee's were buzzing; Sirius was bouncing; the clouds were clouding; James was manipulating; the Slytherins where conspiring; and Peter was… well… being.
But the one thing that was abnormal for that day was that 'Miss Optimism' also known as Lily was fuming. She had just gotten the invitation that morning. Her darling sister Petunia was getting married to that big great oaf Vernon Dursley. That weekend in fact, Petunia probably wanted to hold off the invitation to her younger sister as long as possible, but her parents came through at the last minute.
"Alright." Lily exclaimed, "Who's going with me?"
"Sorry love, but that's the day of the quidditch match against Slytherin. If we lose where out of the quidditch cup!" James said, "And you know that's the only way for our house to get recognition!"
"Yeah, because we get so many points taken away that we never win the house cup." Sirius laughed, "Isn't that right Prongs."
"Shut up Padfoot I'm trying to study." Remus called out to Sirius.
"Oh I am so sorry Moony." Sirius laughed as he rolled over on his back, "I swear, if I'd known any better the sorting hat would have probably put you in Ravenclaw."
Remus pretended he didn't hear that last part as he continued to read his Advanced DADA textbook, getting ready for his practical exam.
"I'll go." Gemini said, wiping the sweat from her eyebrow with a wrapped hand.
"What!" James and Sirius shouted, looking at her with shock in their eyes.
"Remember, I'm not allowed to play in the game, or the next." Gemini said nonchalantly as she went back to shadow boxing.
A grin swept across Sirius's face, "Yeah, you know I never though they'd throw you out of the game if you hit a spectator."
"Yeah well Malfoy deserved it." Gemini retaliated, as she made a swift right hook left upper cut combination. "No body call me a, oh what did he call me again?"
If I remember correctly," Sirius said in mock concentration, " I think it was… An Italain transvestite with a bat on a broom."
"Yeah that was it." Gemini nodded, "nobody calls me a he she and gets away with it. Just because I can," another quick swipe, "Kicks his ass does not mean I am a he she."
"So you'll go?" Lily asked hopefully.
"Do you think I'd miss Petunia in a wedding dress?" Gemini asked seriously, but a grin broke out as Lily exploded with laughter. "You can bet your ass I'm going. When do we leave?"
"Tomorrow, after classes. We have to speak to Dumbledore about this though." Lily said, chewing on her lower lip, "You think he'll let us go?"
"Of course he will." Gemini said reassuringly as she tossed her towel over her sweat-drenched shoulders, "I mean, we're going to go anyway, it's not like it's going to kill us."
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"I am sorry Miss Evans, Miss Cielo, but I cannot allow you to go." Dumbledore said sadly, looking over the brim of his moon rimmed glasses.
"W-w-why not!" Lily stammered, completely flabbergasted at his response.
"Lily, if you have forgotten, both you and Gemini have been abducted by Voldemort," at this Lily shivered slightly "and he is still after both of you, and you are safest in hogwarts."
"But what of my training?" Gemini asked, "Does that not count for anything?"
"Gemini my dear, I do not believe that a party full of muggles is the best place to expose yourself as who you really are." Dumbledore said softly, but his voice was firm. "Right now, Hogwarts is the safest place to be."
"But you let me go with my father." Gemini stated her voice clear and precise.
"That is different Gemini." Dumbledore said. "You were with a fully qualified wizard, who has both knowledge and experience."
"I have experience as well!" Gemini said, her hand flying in the air. "I have been in auror training for over a year, I think I can handle it!"
"Miss Cielo." Dumbledore said firmly, his voice strict, "I am aware of your training. I am not underestimating you, but as you said, you are in training. I know you are powerful and capable of battle, but it is not only you. It is you, Miss Evans, and her family. You are only 16 Gemini. You can't take the Dark Lord on by yourself."
"Alright." Gemini sighed, giving up this one sided argument.
"Beside Miss Evans, I have never heard you speak highly of your sister, Petunia was it?"
Lily blushed slightly, "Yes I guess you could say that."
"Then there appears to be no problem here." Dumbledore said, ending their conversation. "Your quidditch match is coming up, against Slytherin a believe, you two should get your rest."
"Yes sir," the two girls said as the stood and walked out of the office, their hopes of going to the wedding ruined.
"Well, think of the bright side." Gemini said as they made their way back to the Gryffindor Tower. "You won't have to see Petunia in a wedding dress."
At this Lily burst out laughing and the two walked, both in gales of laughter, brightening their day, but not their future.
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HAHAHA another cliffhanger! You hate me, don't cha! Hehehe. As I said before, soak up the lightness of this chapter, because the next chapter will be a heart jerker, and hopefully a long one too. It will have the match against Slytherin (why always Slytherin, their the most fun : ) ) And now here is a note to my reviewers ::Hugs you all::
Aloha- Hey! HPAC is in Howelle Nj. Just thought I'd let you know. And I know my spelling is horrible. My mind works faster than my fingers I'm afraid : ( and I don't have a beta reader to catch these types of things, so I'm sorry for any mistakes) I try I really do, but my mind is faster than my eyes to so I skip over the mistakes! Sorry!
Nutmeg – Yeah, I figured that Bella should stand up for herself, and stand up she did. Showed those two twins whose boss. I've got a bit of a soft spot when it comes to Bella. I want to make her seem sweet, but wont take anything from anyone past a certain point. I like her personality, and her character as well, I hope you do to!
JoeBob – Hey! It is an accomplishment! Be proud! Hehe. Now all you have to figure out is the rest of the riddle and you'll be on your way! * Grins * And I'll be sure to add some Gemini romance in soon, but not the next chapter, that's Lily's chapter. But remember, Gemini a stubborn girl, and although she may be vigilant (as Moody tells her to be!) she is blind when it comes to love. Can she see what's in front of her or will she end up alone for all eternity? Ha! I'm not going to tell you! And no I don't think you use to many "…" I am obsessed with "…" myself… a lot. Hehehe. Thanks so much for review!
Lady*of*the*lake- Hey Girl! Doesn't Bella rock! I had to give her some butt kicking action! You can thank Nettey (Nettey Potter) for the Lake idea. She was pretty much… throw her in the lake, every other sentence until I gave in and added it! Glad you like it! And for Mary Sue… I have some plans for her ::Rubs hands together menacingly:: Most of My characters (Mary Sue, Fiona, Kai, Moana and Carmen) will be making a comeback, at one point or another, in this story or the next. So look out for them! Thanks for the Review!
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Alli- Thanks! Wow, I didn't know people liked this story so much! I feel honored that you read my story as soon as you came back! * smiles * Thanks for the review!
Nettey – How's my partner in crime doing? I'm up to the part when Harry and Neville Fall out of the closet! Hehehe. Woah, our "High on…" stories are whack, but funny! Love Ya!
Woah! I'm so surprised that my story is so liked, even with an original character starring in it! Thanks Guys! ::Big Hugs::
And I thinks that's it… if I left you out, I'm SORRY! Just tell me and I'll be sure to add you next time! Lots of Love!
Neko Sea & Chibi Chel
(AkA Chel's 2 sides)
once again
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