Here be Chapter 4!!!!! YAY!
Chapter 4: Bunny comes clean!!! (Put that back on!)
"Just another five minutes," the Doctor said as the trio walked through endless hallways that all looked the same.
"Demo, you said that thirty minutes ago!" Sailor Moon whined. Mars sighed and rolled her eyes but silently, she agreed with the odangoed princess.
The Doctor chuckled. "Ah, yes, well..."
Sailor Moon whimpered. "I'm tired! And my feet hurt!!"
"Shall I carry you?" the Doctor asked, nicely.
Sailor Moon sniffed, as if hurt. "Iie, I can stand on my own two feet, thank you very much!" And, of course, at that exact moment, she tripped. "Ow..." The next thing she knew, she was up in the air, under the Doctor's left arm.
"It'll be quicker this way," he said quietly.
"Hey, put me down!" Sailor Moon shouted. "Put me down!" She then proceeded to kick and twist her body in an attempt to escape the clutches of the seemingly mad Doctor.
Mars snorted from behind the two. "What a sight, Odango. Your butt's in the air, as usual."
Sailor Moon grunted. "Shut up, pyro." She continued kicking until a sickening crunch was heard, a loud curse, and then a thud. "Nani?" Usagi asked, twisting around to see what had happened. And she saw Sailor Mars, on the floor, holding her nose and groaning in pain.
"Nice going, baka." Mars pulled her hands away from her nose and a trickle of blood seeped down her face.
Sailor Moon gasped. "Oh, gomen, Rei-chan. I didn't mean to kick you. I promise!!!" She then grinned. "At least the blood will blend in."
The Doctor turned around. He walked over to the scout of Mars and picked her up, placing her under his right arm. "Alright, off we go!" he stated, rather excitedly.
"Stop it!" Mars screamed, kicking and twisting, just like the blonde was doing a few minutes ago. "I demand that you put me down!"
Another five minutes passed and the Doctor finally stopped walking. The two scouts had finally stopped struggling, admitting defeat. Sailor Mars was stiff-armed, scowling while Sailor Moon just had all of her limbs dangling precariously.
"See, it was just five more minutes," the Doctor said smugly.
Sailor Moon sighed. "Well, if I hadn't said anything, it would have been another hour before we got here."
The Doctor rolled his eyes. "Oh child of little faith."
Both scouts looked up. "Huh?"
Suddenly, both girls were flying through the air towards one of the many sofas in the room. "Iie!!!!" Sailor Moon yelled. She then landed, head first, on a sofa. "Owwww?"
Mars landed beside her, in a somewhat sitting postition.
"Did he just throw us?" Sailor Moon asked as she sat up into a decent position.
Mars grunted. "Hai, across the room."
The Doctor cleared his throat. "Well, now that we are in the sitting room, you should be comfortable enough to answer my questions." He stared pointedly at Sailor Moon before going on. "You are comfortable aren't you?"
"Oh, yes, yes. I'm fine thank you."
"Are you sure you wouldn't like a cup of tea?"
At the mention of tea, Mars turned red. Well, redder.
"Hai, Doctor, where's the restroom? I still need to go!"
From his place at a single Victorian era chair, the kaleidoscopic man rose to point out the door. "There. Third door down on your right. I think. It's somewhere around there."
"Arigato!" Sailor Mars set off to go to the bathroom when Usagi's cry stopped her.
"Hey! You're supposed to protect me and you're just going to leave me here alone with him??? Some protector you are!"
"Calm down Usagi, if he acts up, just use Moon Gorgeous Meditation on him. Somehow I think that his protestations of friendship are true. You can take care of yourself."
Returning to his chair, the Doctor had managed to materialize a steaming teapot and a set of three cups. From where, Sailor Moon did not know. Her friend Mars had gone to the bathroom, leaving her in a strange room full of chairs. Soft, comfy chairs.
oO Oh well Oo thought Sailor Moon. The Doctor smiled sedately when he understood that the blonde scout was going no where, firmly ensconced in the fluffiness of the sofa surrounding her. In fact, she looked like she was about to fall asleep.
oO I better ask her my questions now! Oo
He sat back further in his chair, sipping on his tea while Sailor Moon sighed heavily.
"So, what's your name?"
"Tsukino Usagi... Sailor Moon," she responded dreamily, somewhere between waking and sleep.
"How old are you?"
"16... I'm the Moon Princess you know, so you have to be nice... Got any food?"
The Time Lord laughed softly, saying "Moon Princess... we'll soon get this to rights..." To Usagi he asked "Are you really from the moon?"
"Yes, I'm a Lunarian... That's what you call people from the Moon you know..."
"Can you speak Lunarian?"
"No, but Luna can..."
"And who's Luna?"
"My talking cat..."
There was a pause before he continued. "You know Usagi, although your story sounds completely crazy, I believe you."
"You do?" she inquired, nearly gone.
"Yes, I do. I've heard of the Moon Kingdom before, earlier in my travels. How you got to be so far out of your time, I don't know, but the truth exists that perhaps you are Lunarian. The Kingdom no longer exists does it?"
"Oh no, it's long gone. But I am the Moon Princess, sent forward in time to save the world and universe. I have my faithful planet scouts to protect me so I can become Neo-Queen Serenity. You follow?" she asked, slowly leaning over further and further into the couch.
Taking the last sip of his tea, he smiled slyly, his merriment hidden by his teacup. "Yes, I follow Usagi. Now go to sleep young lady."
"Okay..." And with that, she was out, sprawled across the sofa, cup of tea long forgotten as she slipped into a peaceful slumber. The implanted suggestion had done its work well.
At just that moment, Mars flung open the white roundeled door to reveal the Doctor still entrenched in his chair and Sailor Moon slung across the three-person couch, mouth open, snoring lightly, drool starting to ooze down her chin.
Shocked and dismayed, Rei pointed from him to her, hollering "What did you do to her?!"
To be continued...
Will Rei kill the Doctor? Will Peri ever find civilization again? Will Usagi ever wake up? (Doubtful) But we'll see! Be ready for the next action-packed episode of Sailor... Who?
Chapter 4: Bunny comes clean!!! (Put that back on!)
"Just another five minutes," the Doctor said as the trio walked through endless hallways that all looked the same.
"Demo, you said that thirty minutes ago!" Sailor Moon whined. Mars sighed and rolled her eyes but silently, she agreed with the odangoed princess.
The Doctor chuckled. "Ah, yes, well..."
Sailor Moon whimpered. "I'm tired! And my feet hurt!!"
"Shall I carry you?" the Doctor asked, nicely.
Sailor Moon sniffed, as if hurt. "Iie, I can stand on my own two feet, thank you very much!" And, of course, at that exact moment, she tripped. "Ow..." The next thing she knew, she was up in the air, under the Doctor's left arm.
"It'll be quicker this way," he said quietly.
"Hey, put me down!" Sailor Moon shouted. "Put me down!" She then proceeded to kick and twist her body in an attempt to escape the clutches of the seemingly mad Doctor.
Mars snorted from behind the two. "What a sight, Odango. Your butt's in the air, as usual."
Sailor Moon grunted. "Shut up, pyro." She continued kicking until a sickening crunch was heard, a loud curse, and then a thud. "Nani?" Usagi asked, twisting around to see what had happened. And she saw Sailor Mars, on the floor, holding her nose and groaning in pain.
"Nice going, baka." Mars pulled her hands away from her nose and a trickle of blood seeped down her face.
Sailor Moon gasped. "Oh, gomen, Rei-chan. I didn't mean to kick you. I promise!!!" She then grinned. "At least the blood will blend in."
The Doctor turned around. He walked over to the scout of Mars and picked her up, placing her under his right arm. "Alright, off we go!" he stated, rather excitedly.
"Stop it!" Mars screamed, kicking and twisting, just like the blonde was doing a few minutes ago. "I demand that you put me down!"
Another five minutes passed and the Doctor finally stopped walking. The two scouts had finally stopped struggling, admitting defeat. Sailor Mars was stiff-armed, scowling while Sailor Moon just had all of her limbs dangling precariously.
"See, it was just five more minutes," the Doctor said smugly.
Sailor Moon sighed. "Well, if I hadn't said anything, it would have been another hour before we got here."
The Doctor rolled his eyes. "Oh child of little faith."
Both scouts looked up. "Huh?"
Suddenly, both girls were flying through the air towards one of the many sofas in the room. "Iie!!!!" Sailor Moon yelled. She then landed, head first, on a sofa. "Owwww?"
Mars landed beside her, in a somewhat sitting postition.
"Did he just throw us?" Sailor Moon asked as she sat up into a decent position.
Mars grunted. "Hai, across the room."
The Doctor cleared his throat. "Well, now that we are in the sitting room, you should be comfortable enough to answer my questions." He stared pointedly at Sailor Moon before going on. "You are comfortable aren't you?"
"Oh, yes, yes. I'm fine thank you."
"Are you sure you wouldn't like a cup of tea?"
At the mention of tea, Mars turned red. Well, redder.
"Hai, Doctor, where's the restroom? I still need to go!"
From his place at a single Victorian era chair, the kaleidoscopic man rose to point out the door. "There. Third door down on your right. I think. It's somewhere around there."
"Arigato!" Sailor Mars set off to go to the bathroom when Usagi's cry stopped her.
"Hey! You're supposed to protect me and you're just going to leave me here alone with him??? Some protector you are!"
"Calm down Usagi, if he acts up, just use Moon Gorgeous Meditation on him. Somehow I think that his protestations of friendship are true. You can take care of yourself."
Returning to his chair, the Doctor had managed to materialize a steaming teapot and a set of three cups. From where, Sailor Moon did not know. Her friend Mars had gone to the bathroom, leaving her in a strange room full of chairs. Soft, comfy chairs.
oO Oh well Oo thought Sailor Moon. The Doctor smiled sedately when he understood that the blonde scout was going no where, firmly ensconced in the fluffiness of the sofa surrounding her. In fact, she looked like she was about to fall asleep.
oO I better ask her my questions now! Oo
He sat back further in his chair, sipping on his tea while Sailor Moon sighed heavily.
"So, what's your name?"
"Tsukino Usagi... Sailor Moon," she responded dreamily, somewhere between waking and sleep.
"How old are you?"
"16... I'm the Moon Princess you know, so you have to be nice... Got any food?"
The Time Lord laughed softly, saying "Moon Princess... we'll soon get this to rights..." To Usagi he asked "Are you really from the moon?"
"Yes, I'm a Lunarian... That's what you call people from the Moon you know..."
"Can you speak Lunarian?"
"No, but Luna can..."
"And who's Luna?"
"My talking cat..."
There was a pause before he continued. "You know Usagi, although your story sounds completely crazy, I believe you."
"You do?" she inquired, nearly gone.
"Yes, I do. I've heard of the Moon Kingdom before, earlier in my travels. How you got to be so far out of your time, I don't know, but the truth exists that perhaps you are Lunarian. The Kingdom no longer exists does it?"
"Oh no, it's long gone. But I am the Moon Princess, sent forward in time to save the world and universe. I have my faithful planet scouts to protect me so I can become Neo-Queen Serenity. You follow?" she asked, slowly leaning over further and further into the couch.
Taking the last sip of his tea, he smiled slyly, his merriment hidden by his teacup. "Yes, I follow Usagi. Now go to sleep young lady."
"Okay..." And with that, she was out, sprawled across the sofa, cup of tea long forgotten as she slipped into a peaceful slumber. The implanted suggestion had done its work well.
At just that moment, Mars flung open the white roundeled door to reveal the Doctor still entrenched in his chair and Sailor Moon slung across the three-person couch, mouth open, snoring lightly, drool starting to ooze down her chin.
Shocked and dismayed, Rei pointed from him to her, hollering "What did you do to her?!"
To be continued...
Will Rei kill the Doctor? Will Peri ever find civilization again? Will Usagi ever wake up? (Doubtful) But we'll see! Be ready for the next action-packed episode of Sailor... Who?