It's us again! Here's Chapter 7 for your enjoyment. We do not own Sailor Moon, Doctor Who, or the song "Girls' Night Out." We don't even know who did that song. Oh well, on with the chappy!!!!
Chapter 7: Girls' Night Out
Peri closed the door and turned around to see the girls wandering around her room aimlessly. She told the Japanese girls, "Go ahead, do whatever you want. You can't destroy my room much more than I already have."
They just stared at her, then Mars nodded once, definitively. Peri turned to put on some music, and when she looked up again, both Sailors had de-transformed from their red and pink outfits into their school uniforms. She shook her head and yet again thought oO Boy I wish I could change like that! Oo Music came on from the stereo, a woman's voice saying "Well it's a girls' night out, baby there ain't no doubt…"
Usagi and Rei had perused the room once, then decided to attack the pile of clothes in the corner. Picking up one white dress, Usagi said to Rei, "Look Rei-chan, it's my Princess dress!" Rei snorted and said "It's a bit too small for you!" Usagi looked hurt. "No it's not!" To Peri she asked, "Can I try this on?" Usagi waved the dress in front of her and pointed at herself.
Peri pointed to another door and said "Go on, I don't mind." Usagi squealed her delight and skipped to the door, flinging it open to reveal a powder room.
"I'll be out in a sec!" she said in a singsong voice.
Rei rolled her eyes and looked over at Peri, who smiled and raised an eyebrow. "Would you like to try something on?" Peri asked, motioning to the sea of clothing.
The miko glanced at the pile of cloths on the floor, catching what the other girl had asked. "No, thank you," Rei said. She walked over to the bed and sat down.
A few minutes ticked by in silence. How could two girls from two different countries, that spoke two different languages have a good conversation?
Finally, much to Rei's relief, the door to the powder room opened, revealing…
"Princess Serenity!" Rei exclaimed.
Usagi giggled. "I told you it looked like my princess dress!!" She gracefully walked into the room. "It fits me beautifully."
Rei smiled. "Hai, you were right… for once."
Usagi frowned. "Rei! You're so mean!!!"
Rei laughed as Peri just looked on in confusion. She hadn't caught any of that "conversation." oO Why didn't I take Japanese in high school? Oo
The door to the bedroom suddenly flew open. The Doctor stood in the doorway, looking very smug. "Hello young la-"
He was cut off by three screams.
"Get out, Doctor!"
"AHHHHHH!"
"EEK!"
The Doctor's eyes widened and he quickly shut the door, breathing hard. Then, he stopped, narrowed his eyes and opened the door again. "You did it again!" he shouted, causing small gasps out of Peri and Usagi. Rei just looked at him.
"You better be glad we weren't naked!" Peri exclaimed. The Doctor rolled his eyes and walked into the room.
"Well, you weren't so everything is fine." He handed Peri a device that resembled an earpiece headphone. "This is an automatic translator. It translates any known language, and a few of the unknown ones, too." He winked at Usagi, who in turn narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously.
He handed one to Rei and another to Usagi, who still had on her "princess dress." Peri and Rei quickly put the device in their ear while Usagi just looked at the odd shaped mechanism.
"How-" she began, "I- uh… matte, Rei. I can't…" Throughout this stuttering, Usagi was glancing at Rei as she examined the ear translator. "It goes in your ear, ne?" At Rei's slow nod, Usagi grinned and put it in her ear… backwards.
Rei sighed and walked over to the blonde. She took it out of Usagi's ear, turned it around, and stuck it back in. "Here. It might work better if it's in the right way."
Usagi pouted. Peri grinned, "I understood that!" Usagi's pout turned to a smile as she returned "I understood you too!"
"I'm glad to have been of assistance. Perhaps now we'll all be happier, with no need for translation." The Doctor pulled up a chair, seating himself on it, facing the back of the chair. He looked over the three smiling girls and he paused on Usagi. "What, if I may ask, is that dress you are wearing?"
Usagi looked down at her clothing and giggled. "I found this in Peri's clothes pile. It looks like my princess dress from the Moon Kingdom." She gave a small twirl and sat down on the bed. "It fits just right, too!"
The Doctor gave a small smile. "I'm glad you like it. And it looks wonderful on you,"
Usagi blushed at the compliment. Rei sniggered and nudged the blonde. "Don't forget about Mamoru." Rei said.
Usagi turned on Rei. "I will NEVER forget about Mamo-chan!" She yelled.
"Whoa, Usagi-chan, lower the decibels." Rei said covering her ears. Usagi narrowed her eyes at the raven-haired miko. The Doctor quickly cut in before another argument started.
"First of all," he started. "I'd like to know about your personal lives."
"Oh, what would you like to know?" Rei asked. "We don't really have much of a personal life, considering that we spend our time fighting evil by moonlight."
"Winning love by daylight…" Usagi whispered. Peri laughed as Rei elbowed her in the ribs. "Ow!"
Rei said "We never run from a real fight" to which Usagi countered "I AM THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON."
Everyone stopped. And looked at each other. And then looked again, just to make sure. Usagi had one hand on her hip, the other hand making a V with her fingers in front of her face. "Oh, gomen!" she put a hand over her mouth in apology, bowing.
Peri was confused. "Where did that come from?"
Rei slapped her forehead. "Nowhere. Just never mind."
Again, Peri interrupted before the Doctor could proceed. "Wait though, who are Mamoru and Mamo-chan?"
Usagi-chan, back on a subject she knew LOTS about, shrieked "My Prince!" and then gazed off into nothing for a bit. When she snapped back, she corrected Peri's misunderstanding of Japanese names. "Mamoru is his proper name, and Mamo-chan is my name for him. A bit informal. He's Tuxedo Kamen! He's the best man in the world!"
"Oh really," Peri challenged. "Is he that good of a catch?"
"A CATCH? How dare you refer to my Mamo-chan like that he's the best person ever and I love him and he loves me and we marry each other and have Chibiusa and-" her lower lip quivered before she screamed "I'LL PUNISH YOU!"
Rei tackled her. "Stoppit!"
"Now now, children, please stop fighting in the TARDIS. Though you may use your skills to save the Earth from evil, there will be no punishing or chastising or anything else here. In my TARDIS, I make the rules."
Usagi began mocking the Doctor relentlessly. "Look at me, I'm the Doctor, I'm all stupid and wear ugly clothes and I make the rules, nyah nyah nyah, look at me, my little cat pin." She started doing a dance, looking ridiculous. All three of the other occupants of the room were watching her. Usagi forgot that everything she said was translated. And no matter how quietly she mocked, her words would be loud and clear over the ear transmitters. Once she realized this though….
She looked at Peri, who was pointing at the Doctor and making a kill motion. Usagi turned to the Doctor, who was sitting absolutely dead still, one eye twitching, his mouth transfixed in a murderous smile. Lastly, she slowly glanced at Rei, who just smirked and shrugged, as if to say "You're in trouble, and I think it's funny!"
The Doctor slowly rose from his chair, swinging his leg over it to stand upright, and he started making his way across the room. Hands outstretched, he approached Usagi, who shrieked and made to run away….
To Be Continued…
Will Usagi survive her stupid choices? Why did she have to taunt the Doctor? Why doesn't Rei care? Where did Peri get all those clothes? Answers in the next exciting chapter of Sailor… Who?
Chapter 7: Girls' Night Out
Peri closed the door and turned around to see the girls wandering around her room aimlessly. She told the Japanese girls, "Go ahead, do whatever you want. You can't destroy my room much more than I already have."
They just stared at her, then Mars nodded once, definitively. Peri turned to put on some music, and when she looked up again, both Sailors had de-transformed from their red and pink outfits into their school uniforms. She shook her head and yet again thought oO Boy I wish I could change like that! Oo Music came on from the stereo, a woman's voice saying "Well it's a girls' night out, baby there ain't no doubt…"
Usagi and Rei had perused the room once, then decided to attack the pile of clothes in the corner. Picking up one white dress, Usagi said to Rei, "Look Rei-chan, it's my Princess dress!" Rei snorted and said "It's a bit too small for you!" Usagi looked hurt. "No it's not!" To Peri she asked, "Can I try this on?" Usagi waved the dress in front of her and pointed at herself.
Peri pointed to another door and said "Go on, I don't mind." Usagi squealed her delight and skipped to the door, flinging it open to reveal a powder room.
"I'll be out in a sec!" she said in a singsong voice.
Rei rolled her eyes and looked over at Peri, who smiled and raised an eyebrow. "Would you like to try something on?" Peri asked, motioning to the sea of clothing.
The miko glanced at the pile of cloths on the floor, catching what the other girl had asked. "No, thank you," Rei said. She walked over to the bed and sat down.
A few minutes ticked by in silence. How could two girls from two different countries, that spoke two different languages have a good conversation?
Finally, much to Rei's relief, the door to the powder room opened, revealing…
"Princess Serenity!" Rei exclaimed.
Usagi giggled. "I told you it looked like my princess dress!!" She gracefully walked into the room. "It fits me beautifully."
Rei smiled. "Hai, you were right… for once."
Usagi frowned. "Rei! You're so mean!!!"
Rei laughed as Peri just looked on in confusion. She hadn't caught any of that "conversation." oO Why didn't I take Japanese in high school? Oo
The door to the bedroom suddenly flew open. The Doctor stood in the doorway, looking very smug. "Hello young la-"
He was cut off by three screams.
"Get out, Doctor!"
"AHHHHHH!"
"EEK!"
The Doctor's eyes widened and he quickly shut the door, breathing hard. Then, he stopped, narrowed his eyes and opened the door again. "You did it again!" he shouted, causing small gasps out of Peri and Usagi. Rei just looked at him.
"You better be glad we weren't naked!" Peri exclaimed. The Doctor rolled his eyes and walked into the room.
"Well, you weren't so everything is fine." He handed Peri a device that resembled an earpiece headphone. "This is an automatic translator. It translates any known language, and a few of the unknown ones, too." He winked at Usagi, who in turn narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously.
He handed one to Rei and another to Usagi, who still had on her "princess dress." Peri and Rei quickly put the device in their ear while Usagi just looked at the odd shaped mechanism.
"How-" she began, "I- uh… matte, Rei. I can't…" Throughout this stuttering, Usagi was glancing at Rei as she examined the ear translator. "It goes in your ear, ne?" At Rei's slow nod, Usagi grinned and put it in her ear… backwards.
Rei sighed and walked over to the blonde. She took it out of Usagi's ear, turned it around, and stuck it back in. "Here. It might work better if it's in the right way."
Usagi pouted. Peri grinned, "I understood that!" Usagi's pout turned to a smile as she returned "I understood you too!"
"I'm glad to have been of assistance. Perhaps now we'll all be happier, with no need for translation." The Doctor pulled up a chair, seating himself on it, facing the back of the chair. He looked over the three smiling girls and he paused on Usagi. "What, if I may ask, is that dress you are wearing?"
Usagi looked down at her clothing and giggled. "I found this in Peri's clothes pile. It looks like my princess dress from the Moon Kingdom." She gave a small twirl and sat down on the bed. "It fits just right, too!"
The Doctor gave a small smile. "I'm glad you like it. And it looks wonderful on you,"
Usagi blushed at the compliment. Rei sniggered and nudged the blonde. "Don't forget about Mamoru." Rei said.
Usagi turned on Rei. "I will NEVER forget about Mamo-chan!" She yelled.
"Whoa, Usagi-chan, lower the decibels." Rei said covering her ears. Usagi narrowed her eyes at the raven-haired miko. The Doctor quickly cut in before another argument started.
"First of all," he started. "I'd like to know about your personal lives."
"Oh, what would you like to know?" Rei asked. "We don't really have much of a personal life, considering that we spend our time fighting evil by moonlight."
"Winning love by daylight…" Usagi whispered. Peri laughed as Rei elbowed her in the ribs. "Ow!"
Rei said "We never run from a real fight" to which Usagi countered "I AM THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON."
Everyone stopped. And looked at each other. And then looked again, just to make sure. Usagi had one hand on her hip, the other hand making a V with her fingers in front of her face. "Oh, gomen!" she put a hand over her mouth in apology, bowing.
Peri was confused. "Where did that come from?"
Rei slapped her forehead. "Nowhere. Just never mind."
Again, Peri interrupted before the Doctor could proceed. "Wait though, who are Mamoru and Mamo-chan?"
Usagi-chan, back on a subject she knew LOTS about, shrieked "My Prince!" and then gazed off into nothing for a bit. When she snapped back, she corrected Peri's misunderstanding of Japanese names. "Mamoru is his proper name, and Mamo-chan is my name for him. A bit informal. He's Tuxedo Kamen! He's the best man in the world!"
"Oh really," Peri challenged. "Is he that good of a catch?"
"A CATCH? How dare you refer to my Mamo-chan like that he's the best person ever and I love him and he loves me and we marry each other and have Chibiusa and-" her lower lip quivered before she screamed "I'LL PUNISH YOU!"
Rei tackled her. "Stoppit!"
"Now now, children, please stop fighting in the TARDIS. Though you may use your skills to save the Earth from evil, there will be no punishing or chastising or anything else here. In my TARDIS, I make the rules."
Usagi began mocking the Doctor relentlessly. "Look at me, I'm the Doctor, I'm all stupid and wear ugly clothes and I make the rules, nyah nyah nyah, look at me, my little cat pin." She started doing a dance, looking ridiculous. All three of the other occupants of the room were watching her. Usagi forgot that everything she said was translated. And no matter how quietly she mocked, her words would be loud and clear over the ear transmitters. Once she realized this though….
She looked at Peri, who was pointing at the Doctor and making a kill motion. Usagi turned to the Doctor, who was sitting absolutely dead still, one eye twitching, his mouth transfixed in a murderous smile. Lastly, she slowly glanced at Rei, who just smirked and shrugged, as if to say "You're in trouble, and I think it's funny!"
The Doctor slowly rose from his chair, swinging his leg over it to stand upright, and he started making his way across the room. Hands outstretched, he approached Usagi, who shrieked and made to run away….
To Be Continued…
Will Usagi survive her stupid choices? Why did she have to taunt the Doctor? Why doesn't Rei care? Where did Peri get all those clothes? Answers in the next exciting chapter of Sailor… Who?