Shopping With Wrestlers

Stacy Keibler

Disclaimer: I only own me. (and I like eggs)

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Stacy Keibler: -walks into the store, which is now a Victoria's Secret (©)-

Jadyn: Hello. Oh, god, not another slut!

SK: -looks both confused and angry at this remark- Look, I need a thong. -touches a bra on a hanger-

Jadyn: I don't doubt it. What color?

SK: -sighs- I don't know. Maybe… purple?

Jadyn: -leaves and returns with a few pairs of thongs; all are size XXXL-

SK: Hey! These are all, like, *way* too big!

Jadyn: Well, I was just judging on what I can see.

SK: -thinks about what Jadyn said for ten minutes- Hey, I am not fat!

Jadyn: You must be really bad at Pictionary.

SK: Look, just let me get my thong.

-all of a sudden-

Bubba Ray Dudley: Stacy! We still haven't forgiven you for screwing up our title shot!

D-Von Dudley: Yeah!

BRD: D-VON! GET THE TABLES!

DVD: -magically pulls a table out of nowhere-

SK: -screams-

BRD and DVD: -3d SK through the table-

SK: -lies on the floor unconscious-

Jadyn: -throws a purple thong on SK's face- Here you go! I found one your size!

Jadyn and the Dudley Boyz: -leave to go get lunch at Chik-Fil-A (©)-