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Dear Diary
Destination Two
Don't guess this one. It's probably too hard.
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Princess Florea: So I found out the reason Kurapika's so girly!
Kurapika-sama: Why?
Princess Florea: You know those choir boys? I forgot where...
Floraleon: Go on.
Princess Florea: Well this is true. People liked their high-pitched voices, and they didn't want them to change.
Floraleon: You mean when they deepen.
Princess Florea: Yeah, so they... um...
Floraleon: Oh... That...
Kurapika-sama: WHAT?!
Princess Florea: They... um... had their... um... testicles cut out... and they never really grew up...
Kurapika-sama: >_
Princess Florea: So... um... I think that's what happened to Kurapika...
Floraleon: Not a good thought. But... Who knows what Togashi's thinking in that mind of his...

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Princess Florea: HAHA!!! HxH artbook!!! So cute!!!
Kurapika-sama: HOLY COW!!!
Floraleon: Leorio, yes. Kurapika, no. He is not perverted. But... it's still not like him to look at Menchi in the shower...
Princess Florea: *snickers* Another KurapikaXSushi pic... sushi, like the stuff Menchi made them make...
Floraleon: And they have the guts to say in the book, "GonXKillua" and "CurarpikyXQuoll."
Princess Florea: Ugh. The real spellings: Gon Freecss, Killua Zaoldyeck, Curarpikt (No last name), Leorio, Quoll, Hyskoa, Mahha, Zeno, Sillva, Kkkyau, Yellmi, Myllki, Calltt (The Zoldick kids are Double L's...), Ging, Mitoo... I think that's it...
WAITAMINUTE!!! Don't they all say that Kurapika is very lightweight?
Kurapika-sama: Yeah.
Princess Florea: Somebody correct me if I'm wrong. One kilogram is about two pounds. One kilogram is approximately the weight of a regular jar of peanut butter... so... isn't fifty-nine kilograms kind of heavy?
Floraleon: A hundred and eighteen pounds?! Fifty-nine jars of PEANUT BUTTER?!
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Kurapika-sama: What's with Princess F today?
Floraleon: *To Princess Florea* What did you do yesterday?
Princess Florea: Went to my cousin's house... spent the whole afternoon reading the first four volumes of SlamDunk... some Doraemon... Pokemon... some other stuff...
Floraleon: OK... that's a little too much manga...
Princess Florea: ...and somebody turned on the air conditioning... which came through the air vent... which I just happened to be sitting in front of...
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Princess Florea: Okay... Kurapika, Kurapica, Clapika, Curapikt, Curarpikt, Curarpiky.
Floraleon: ... Kurapi, Clappy, Klappy,Curarpiky...
Kurapika-sama: Neon, Kuroro, Leorio, Killua, Gon, Hisoka...
Princess Florea: A-hem.
Kurapika-sama: *sweatdrops* ... and Machi.
Princess FLorea: ^-^
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