Shopping With Wrestlers
Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Disclaimer: I don't think I own Hulky. -checks- Nope, he's not mine.
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[# denotes singing]
Hulk: -walks into The Store, now a music store-
Jadyn: It's you! Yay! -celebrates-
Hulk: Were you… expecting me?
Jadyn: -jumps into his arms- You betcha! You are so freakin' cool! -plays some Jimi Hendrix at top volume-
Hulk: Hey, you're not too bad yourself! -dances-
Jadyn: So what can I help you buy today, Cool Hulky Boy-Man?
Hulk: I dunno, I was just gonna look around.
Jadyn: How about you listen to my band, The Water Balloons That Love Hulk Hogan? I'm the only person in the band, but…
Hulk: Um, okay…
Jadyn: -puts on a CD-
The Water Balloons That Love Hulk Hogan:
# Hulk, he's so cool #
# Hulk, come swim in my pool #
# Hulk, come visit my school #
# Hulk, you totally rule! #
# Oh, Hulk Hogan rocks #
# He rocks, rocks, rocks #
# He rocks my socks #
# Eddie Guerrero changed my locks! #
# Chickens and cocks! #
# But mostly Hulk rocks! #
Jadyn: So, whatcha think?
Hulk: -all choked up- I… *loved* it!
Jadyn: Yay! Hugs!
Hulk: Yeah!
Jadyn: D'ya want a Pocky?
Hulk: Ooh, Pocky! Did you see me kick Kurt Angle's ass last night?
Jadyn: Yeah!
Kurt Angle: -runs in- Hey! Stop eating my Pocky!
Jadyn: They are *my* Pocky, Kurt! Go away!
Kurt: He didn't kick my ass that bad. And why'd you write him a song and not me?
Jadyn: Because Hulky rocks! He rocks my socks!
Kurt: Ookay. I'm just gonna leave then.
Hulk: Hey, don't be ashamed to be bald! Bald really is beautiful!
Jadyn/Hulk: -giggles-
-silence-
Jadyn: D'ya think he went to the wig store down the street?