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Dear Diary:
Destination Four
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Kurapika-sama: *looking out the taxi window* What's that place?
Princess Floréa: East China Normal University.
Floraleon: YOU STUPID!!!
Princess Floréa: What?
Floraleon: YOU JUST GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION!!!
Kurapika-sama: You sound like that guy in Mulan.
Princess Floréa: Oops... *sigh*
Kurapika-sama: What's so normal about this place, anyway?
Floraleon: ?
Kurapika-sama: Elephant potato, potato...
Princess Floréa: It's patotoy.
Kurapika-sama: Potato...

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[Ten hours later...]
Kurapika-sama: Elephant potato, potato, potato...
Floraleon: I still can't believe he mooned the taxi driver!!!
Princess Floréa: Maybe we should get him neutered...
Floraleon: *sweatdrop* I don't think that would work...
Princess Floréa: You're right... maybe I'll take away his fanfiction rights instead...
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Kurapika-sama: Hey, look what I captured on the train! *drags out a very frazzled-looking Kuroro-sama*
Kuroro-sama: @_@ Food... bathroom...
Princess Floréa: AND YOU DARED TO KEEP THAT THING IN MY BACKPACK?!
Kurapika-sama: ^-^
Princess Floréa: *sigh* When did Kurapika-sama learn Nen, anyway?
Floraleon: That's not a Nen chain. That's a bunch of paper clips.
Kurapika-sama: Traitor...
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Princess Floréa: Black Angel!!! Black Angel!!! Black Angellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!! Kurapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurapika-sama: o.O Is it alcoholic? Is she drunk?!
Floraleon: *sigh* She's hyper... "Black Angel" is a type of soda...
Kurapika-sama: Tsk, tsk, tsk... Such a bad example.
Floraleon: *glomps Kurapika-sama* You are too... Ya know that?
Kurapika-sama: Oof.
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Kurapika-sama: Princess F's looking sorta strange today.
Princess Floréa: Hey, you people reading this right now, can anyone give me advice? I'm being stalked via Internet. This is not a joke.
Kurapika-sama: Stalked by who?
Princess Floréa: Falcon250. He sends me all kinds of strange stuff and weird questions... it's freaky. I didn't give him my address or anything either.
Kurapika-sama: What kinds of freaky stuff?
Princess Floréa: You shouldn't know about that. So as a revenge thing, I found a very sick story somewhere. Could be described as "lemon." Oh yeah, thanks you three for telling me what that was. So I went and changed the names in the story to him and one of his buddies.
Kurapika-sama: >.
Princess Floréa: ^-^
Princess Floréa: >. Bad image...
Kurapika-sama: What?
Princess Floréa: Hisoka X Kurapika. Porn shots... lemons...
Floraleon: *comes into the room* Anybody want lemonade?!
Princess Floréa and Kurapika-sama: >.
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So that concludes our trip>
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Kurapika-sama: You lazy bums go find out where we went!
Princess Floréa: THAT WAS SO RUDE!!! *smacks Kurapika-sama*
Kurapika-sama: That didn't hurt me!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Princess Floréa: *holds up a pair of scissors* Apologize.
Kurapika-sama: Sorry. Please guess where we went.
Princess Floréa: ^-^ Much better.
Floraleon: Give the correct guesser a prize.
Princess Floréa: Like what?
Floraleon: *whisper* Kurapika-sama.
Kurapika-sama: I HEARD THAT!!!
Princess Floréa: How about a sneak peek at the next work of fanfiction?
All: ^-^