Shopping With Wrestlers
Test
Disclaimer: I only own me.
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Test: -walks into the store, now a video rental store-
Jadyn: Hi. Oh, wow, a pony!!
Test: What do you mean?
Jadyn: Wow! A talking pony!
Test: I'm not a pony. I am a person.
Jadyn: No, you're not. Check out those teeth.
Test: I just need braces.
Jadyn: You're telling me, pony-boy. Now, what video do you want to rent?
Test: -leans in very, VERY close- Do you have any, ahem, *special* videos?
Jadyn: You mean for retarded people? Yeah, we have a couple… come with me.
Test: No! I mean, special videos that only adults can watch… you know?
Jadyn: Oh! Yes, come here. -takes him to the movie GROUNDHOG DAY-
Test: No, damn it! I want the kind of video that gets you all hot and bothered! Come on!
Jadyn: Very well. -takes him to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW-
Test: -sighs-
Jadyn: What? It got *me* all hot and bothered.
Test: Okay, I'm going to explain this VERY carefully. I want a video that kids can't watch, that will get me hot and that is probably in a special room. Do you have any of those?
Jadyn: OH! I get it! Come on! -grabs his hand and takes him into the backroom, to a movie called HAIRSPRAY-
Test: -turns away and screams-
Jadyn: What is wrong with you? You'll get hot after you see Ricki Lake in this!
Test: Look, you psycho, I want PORN! PORN, PORN, PORN! I have had no tail in six months and I want porn! Give me your PORN!
Jadyn: We only have one.
Test: I don't care. I'll take it!
Jadyn: All right. -puts it in a bag and hands it to him-
Test: -leaves-
~~~ 1/2 an hour later ~~~
Test: -gets to his hotel room, and takes the movie out. He puts it in the VCR and sits back. All that shows up on the TV is naked firemen. He looks at the title. Test reads FEEDING THE FIRE: GAY LOVE. Screams-
Test
Disclaimer: I only own me.
~~~
Test: -walks into the store, now a video rental store-
Jadyn: Hi. Oh, wow, a pony!!
Test: What do you mean?
Jadyn: Wow! A talking pony!
Test: I'm not a pony. I am a person.
Jadyn: No, you're not. Check out those teeth.
Test: I just need braces.
Jadyn: You're telling me, pony-boy. Now, what video do you want to rent?
Test: -leans in very, VERY close- Do you have any, ahem, *special* videos?
Jadyn: You mean for retarded people? Yeah, we have a couple… come with me.
Test: No! I mean, special videos that only adults can watch… you know?
Jadyn: Oh! Yes, come here. -takes him to the movie GROUNDHOG DAY-
Test: No, damn it! I want the kind of video that gets you all hot and bothered! Come on!
Jadyn: Very well. -takes him to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW-
Test: -sighs-
Jadyn: What? It got *me* all hot and bothered.
Test: Okay, I'm going to explain this VERY carefully. I want a video that kids can't watch, that will get me hot and that is probably in a special room. Do you have any of those?
Jadyn: OH! I get it! Come on! -grabs his hand and takes him into the backroom, to a movie called HAIRSPRAY-
Test: -turns away and screams-
Jadyn: What is wrong with you? You'll get hot after you see Ricki Lake in this!
Test: Look, you psycho, I want PORN! PORN, PORN, PORN! I have had no tail in six months and I want porn! Give me your PORN!
Jadyn: We only have one.
Test: I don't care. I'll take it!
Jadyn: All right. -puts it in a bag and hands it to him-
Test: -leaves-
~~~ 1/2 an hour later ~~~
Test: -gets to his hotel room, and takes the movie out. He puts it in the VCR and sits back. All that shows up on the TV is naked firemen. He looks at the title. Test reads FEEDING THE FIRE: GAY LOVE. Screams-