Shopping With Wrestlers
Booker T
Disclaimer: I own Booker and me. I actually bought him on Ebay for $5.73. And I got a free Vince McMahon action figure! (If you didn't understand that was a joke, I must now injure you!)
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Booker T: -walks into the store, which is now a dry cleaner-
Jadyn: Hi. Do you need something?
BT: I want the shirts I had dry-cleaned.
Jadyn: Let me see your ticket, sir.
BT: You did not just say that! -turns to a random customer- Tell me she did not just say that!
Random Customer: Huh?
Jadyn: Why are you so freaked out?
BT: I am Booker T! Five time WCW Champion! -counts to five-
Jadyn: What are you talking about?
BT: -frustrated- Here are my tickets.
Jadyn: -looks through the movey-dry-cleany-thingy-maboby and hands him a giant orange dress-
BT: What? I had three shirts dry-cleaned!
Jadyn: This is what your ticket matches. Now go!
BT: No! -does the spinning part of a Spinarooni-
Jadyn: Why are you spinning on your head?
BT: -huffs and leaves with dress-
~~~ about 3 minutes later ~~~
- an extremely large woman walks in and hands Jadyn a ticket-
Jadyn: -looks through the movey-dry-cleany-thingy-maboby again and pulls out three shirts-
ELW: I gave you an orange dress.
Jadyn: -gulps-
Booker T
Disclaimer: I own Booker and me. I actually bought him on Ebay for $5.73. And I got a free Vince McMahon action figure! (If you didn't understand that was a joke, I must now injure you!)
~~~
Booker T: -walks into the store, which is now a dry cleaner-
Jadyn: Hi. Do you need something?
BT: I want the shirts I had dry-cleaned.
Jadyn: Let me see your ticket, sir.
BT: You did not just say that! -turns to a random customer- Tell me she did not just say that!
Random Customer: Huh?
Jadyn: Why are you so freaked out?
BT: I am Booker T! Five time WCW Champion! -counts to five-
Jadyn: What are you talking about?
BT: -frustrated- Here are my tickets.
Jadyn: -looks through the movey-dry-cleany-thingy-maboby and hands him a giant orange dress-
BT: What? I had three shirts dry-cleaned!
Jadyn: This is what your ticket matches. Now go!
BT: No! -does the spinning part of a Spinarooni-
Jadyn: Why are you spinning on your head?
BT: -huffs and leaves with dress-
~~~ about 3 minutes later ~~~
- an extremely large woman walks in and hands Jadyn a ticket-
Jadyn: -looks through the movey-dry-cleany-thingy-maboby again and pulls out three shirts-
ELW: I gave you an orange dress.
Jadyn: -gulps-