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Shin-chan Terrorizes! (Kurapika, That Is)
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Kurapika: *gets in the car* I will not go over the cliff, I will
not
go over the cliff...
Car: *approaches the cliff*
Mysterious Thing That Was Hanging on Kurapika's Back: *covers
Kurapika's eyes**blows in Kurapika's ear**(sound familiar?)*
Car: *goes over the cliff*
Kurapika: DISGUSTING!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Mysterious Thing That Was Hanging on Kurapika's Back: Shinnosuke(A/N:
I forgot his last name). Everyone calls me Shin-chan. I'm five. *starts
blushing* Do you like to eat green peppers?
Kurapika: *sigh*
Shin-chan: You're very pretty. Wanna be my girlfriend?
Kurapika: I'm a BOY!!!
Shin-chan: So you had plastic surgery or something?
Kurapika: *bangs his head on the windshield**thinking* How did
this freak get into my car?!
Shin-chan: So where are you going?
Kurapika: The supermarket.
Shin-chan: I want little bear cookies and chocolate!!!
Kurapika: I never asked you what you wanted...
Car: *lands in the parking lot*
Kurapika: *gets out of the car*
Shin-chan: Take me with you!
Kurapika: Fine. Where's your mother, anyway?
Shin-chan: At home. Wanna see a picture of my family?
Kurapika: *outside* Okay. *inside* No.
Shin-chan: Here. *shows Kurapika a picture*
Kurapika: Your dad looks a lot like Leorio. *thinking* This
is Leorio's kid?!
Shin-chan: Who's Leorio?
Kurapika: Nobody.
Shin-chan: Your boyfriend?
Kurapika: I TOLD YOU I'M A GUY!!!
Everyone in the Store: *stare*
Kurapika: *sigh*
Shin-chan: I want little bear cookies and chocolate!!!
Kurapika: No.
Shin-chan: *to other shoppers**yelling* Help! She's trying to
kidnap me!!!
Kurapika: O.O SHUT UP!!! Fine, I'll buy them!
Kurapika and Shin-chan: *at the checkout line*
Everyone in Line: *stare*
Scary-looking Man: *to Shin-chan* Hello.
Shin-chan: o.O Mommy!!! *grabs Kurapika's leg*
Everyone in Supermarket: *stare*
Shin-chan: These cookies taste old.
Kurapika: *makes another crack on the windshield*
Kurapika: Yeah. And a little—
Shin-chan: *shaking Leorio* Daddy, Daddy, what are you doing here?
Everyone Else (Besides Shin-chan, Leorio and Kurapika): o.O
Leorio: Eh? Who are you?
Shin-chan: Mommy—*points to Kurapika*—took me shopping!
Killua: *to Gon* Ah, so Kurapika is a woman!
Kurapika: *faints from utter desperation*
Kuroro: So we were dealing with a Chain-Girl instead of a Chain-Guy!
Neon: *to Hisoka* Do you know CPR?
Shin-chan: I do!!!
Neon: Really...
Shin-chan: It's Candy, Presents, and Reindeer!!!
Neon: Uh, no. Nobody else knows CPR?
The Guys: Absolutely not!!!
Caruto: I didn't learn that.
Shizuku: I forgot it.
Menchi: I know the Heimlich Maneuver, but it probably won't help.
Machi: I think I know it.
Neon: Thank the lord.
Machi: *bends over Kurapika**gives him CPR*
Everyone Else: o.O
Shin-chan: Lesbians?
Machi: Where did you learn that word?!
Kurapika: @.@ *throws his arms around Machi's neck*
Machi: *blush*
Everyone Else: o.O
Shin-chan: *singing* Ding-dong, the wedding bells are ringing...
Kurapika: *wakes up**blushes*
Shin-chan: *singing* Here comes the groom, skinny as a broom. Here comes the bride, fair, fat, and wide. Here comes the usher, the old toilet flusher..
Kurapika and Machi: Shut up.