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Many years earlier..

An uncharacteristically hot day at Hogwarts led to the Hogwarts Lake being open for students to go swimming. James and Sirius were lazing around the side of the lake, occasionally taking a dip. It was Day 23 into the bet with Lily and Anya, and the girls were getting worried. The boys didn't seem to be showing any signs of weakness, and they would be damned to spend a month as James' and Sirius' slaves. Thinking fast, Anya decided a little seduction would be in order. So she and Lily picked out their prettiest bikini's (pink with embroidery for Anya, and blue and red stars for Lily) and waltzed down to the lake. Noting James and Sirius were sitting on the shoreline, the girls positioned themselves directly in view. James and Sirius didn't seem to notice, and if they did, they hid it very well.

"Oh hey boys," Anya said casually as if she had just noticed them.

"Hello," Sirius replied cautiously. James grinned at Lily, and she smiled bashfully back.

"Oh darn it! I've forgotten my sunblock!" Anya pouted toward Sirius. He wordlessly offered her a bottle. She smiled and allowed her fingers to gently graze his when she accepted the bottle.

"Thanks," she said shyly. Sirius smirked.

"Not a problem,"

Silence lapsed over the group. Lily stuck her nose in a book, and James rolled over onto his side, presumably to have a snooze.

"Sirius," Anya spoke up in a cutesy-pie tone. He raised his eyebrows.

"Can you please rub this into my back, I can't reach," and with that Anya turned her back toward him, took a deep breath and untied her bikini top at the neck. Sirius coughed noisily, but proceeded to pour a little puddle of creamy white sunscreen into his palm. He started to spread the liquid over Anya's back. She shivered at the coolness.

"You OK?" Sirius asked, concerned. She turned slightly and smiled.

"Just fine," she said seductively. She turned around, and Sirius bit his lip, restraining himself from kissing her right then and there. He finished up with the sunscreen, and retied her bikini for her.

"Thanks," she said, turning around to face him

"So what have you been up to? Missing me much?" she teased.

"Like you aren't missing me!" Sirius teased back. Anya giggled, but replied,

"Of course, but you still haven't answered my question,"

"I miss you like the desert misses the rain," Sirius said, unable to hold himself back any longer. He leant in for a kiss. Lily had glanced up from her book, and caught the little interlude, silently cheering to herself. If this kiss happened, she wouldn't have to slave after James Potter. Unfortunately, the afore-mentioned Potter had awakened to find his best friend about to kiss Anya. He quickly jumped up, and tackled Sirius, just as his lips met Anya's.

"What do you think you're doing Black?!" James roared. Sirius groaned as he realised what had just happened, while Lily and Anya grinned and hi-fived.

"I'm so sorry James," Sirius apologised.

"Yeah, I'm really sorry too James," Anya said in a faux-apologetic voice, wide-eyed and innocent. James scowled at her. Lily sauntered up to her boyfriend.

"Don't worry darling, I won't make you do anything too horrible. I'm sure you won't mind being Snape's partner in Potions instead of me!" Lily entwined her arm into James'. He smiled weakly at her, before turning on Sirius.

"Yeah yeah, I'll do it," Sirius said, dejected.

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"That's right, we totally won that bet Black!" Anya smiled victoriously.

"You cheated!"

"You never said we couldn't seduce," Anya said calmly. Remus interjected.

'She does have a point Padfoot my friend. I remember you and James were planning on doing the same thing,"

"Traitor," Sirius muttered. Portia smiled at the story.

"I'm sure the girls didn't make you do anything too bad!" she comforted Sirius. He glowered.

"If you don't count being Snape's lab partner bad," he grumbled. The other three laughed.

"Well, I think you learned your lesson from that, and it's that the most important thing?" Anya said. Sirius's raised eyebrow said it all.