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Chapter 10: Everybody Hates Mel!
12:49 AM, The Food Machine
"Oh my GOD!!"
"Nooooo!"
Usagi jumped up from her seat and darted behind Rei. Peri followed her example, both terrified at the sight in the doorway. Rei jumped up and scooted back a little, taking the other two girls with her.
The sight was terrible. The figure in the doorway was tall and looming, silhouetted by the light coming from the outer room. It stood perfectly still, not a sound being made, until.
"What, may I ask, is going on?"
Peri gave a small sigh of relief. "Oh, Doctor! It's just you."
"Just him?" Usagi asked, sarcastically. "He scared the mess outta me!" She stomped up to the Doctor, ready to once again, tell him off for disturbing a "girl moment." But, when she got close enough to the tall man, she screamed, closed her eyes, and fell to the floor, breathing rapidly.
"Usagi!" Rei shouted, running up to the blonde. She knelt beside the princess and sat her up. "What's wrong?"
Usagi blinked and shook her head, "He. he's practically naked!!"
"Nani?" Rei asked, looking up at the Doctor, expecting to see the man in just his underwear. But instead, he was in a multicolored robe, closed and not showing anything. "Thank Kami." Rei thought, sighing gratefully.
"You know Doctor, you should stop these suddenly entrances. They're destroying Usagi's last nerves. She only had a few good ones in the beginning."
Usagi's eye twitched. "No they're not! I'm perfectly fine. fine. fine." With that last remark she fell to the floor, her eyes rolled up in her head.
Peri ran to her friend's side. Feeling for a pulse (she didn't know how to, you know) she found none. "She's dead Jim!"
There was a pause. The Doctor didn't get it and crossed his arms over his robe sash. "No she's not!"
Usagi's head came up and she whispered "I'm not dead yet!"
Peri looked down at her "Shuttup. Yes you are!"
Both of them started laughing and Rei just rolled her eyes. And wondered.
oO What do they mean? And who is Jim? Oh well. WAIT! Could Jim. The Doctor? His real name? YES!!!! Oo
Rei smirked with the realization of the Doctor's true name. Jim. Magnificent logic.
Usagi sat up and regained her footing, rubbing her head.
"No, really now girls, what were you three doing out here at this time of night. You should be asleep!"
Peri and Usagi both burst out with "We were eating!!! Chocolate!! Mmmmmmmmmmmm."
Rei countered with "Everybody knows, Doctor, that girls do not sleep at a sleepover!"
He stopped and looked between the three of them. "Really? How terribly illogical. I tell you, you humans make less and less sense the more of you I get together. Is there some mathematical formula for this inane silliness?"
To this the three burst out laughing and shook their heads.
"No? Oh well, I thought I'd try." The Doctor smiled and waved them off. "Carry on, carry on young ladies. I'll see you in the morning. Good night!" He took off down the hall, robe flapping behind him. Once he got out into the light, the terrible trio could see his apparel more closely. Yes, his robe was multicolored, but his slippers were white with red question marks.
oO Always a man of mystery, even in his skivvies Oo Peri thought. Then she blotted out that horrifying mental image of the Doctor in his skivvies, and turned to Rei and Usagi. "Let's follow him!!!!"
They snickered in turn and leaned in. "Plan?" Rei asked.
"Oh yeah, a plan. How bout, we let him get a good ways ahead, then hop intersections behind him. If he sees one of us, the one who has been seen could just ask where the nearest bathroom is. We're girls, so looking for a bathroom ought to seem natural to him."
The other two nodded and they all tiptoed to the open doorway. Peri cautiously leaned around the corner, watching the Doctor stride purposefully down the hallway. She snickered and motioned to Usagi.
"Look at 'em go!" She whispered loudly. Usagi snickered and leaned over Peri, looking over her to see the Doctor's back. Usagi, in turn, motioned for Rei to look over her. So, there they were, Peri kneeling on the floor, Usagi leaning on Peri's back peering around the corner and Rei leaning on Usagi. The three looked like a girl head totem pole.
Suddenly, Peri let out a gasp. "Owwww, Usagi you're hurting me!"
Usagi shifted her weight then sighed. "Well, I can't move because Rei's leaning on ME!"
Rei snorted. "Oh, please! You just weigh too much!"
Usagi's head snapped around to enable her to glare at the miko. "I do not!"
Rei laughed. "Hai," she nodded knowingly. "You do!"
"Take that back, Rei!" Usagi shouted, twisting her body around. That, however, didn't work out like she thought it would. With her body moving so much, it caused Rei to lose her balance, which in turn, caused Usagi to lose her balance even more. And of course, this made Peri start wobbling.
"No, you guys! Stop moving!" Peri gasped out. Those were her last words before they all tumbled to the floor in one big heap.
They all regained their footing, hastily dusting themselves off, and giving each other evil glares. Peri and Usagi straightened their pajamas, while Rei looked down the hall.
"Uh, guys, where's the Doctor?"
They exchanged looks, then bolted off down the hall towards where they had last seen him.
"I think he's--- AAAH! Shiiiiieeeeooooooot!"
Usagi laughed "Ha ha, I know what you were gonna say!!!"
"Shuttup Odango," Rei said, pulling back from the intersection.
The Doctor was on a side hall, walking down the corridor towards his final destination. The bedroom that no one had seen. Ever. In the history of Doctor Who. Where did the man sleep? Did he sleep? The answers would be found soon.
Rei held both Peri and Usagi back from the edge, until Peri looked round it again. "There he goes, let's keep up." They snuck down the corridor, quietly as they could. When they caught sight of the Doctor again, they slowed down and waited.
This continued on for a time, through all manner of twists and turns and sloping floors, until they came to a hall with a magnificent carved wooden door to the left, covered in a huge question mark. The Doctor stopped, looked all around him, then stealthily slipped through the door, closing it behind him.
"That must be his room!" Peri whispered urgently.
Usagi snuck up to the edge of the door and said "Come on, let's go! We've got him just where we want him!"
Rei rolled her eyes. "Oh, if you mean, we've followed him so deep into the TARDIS that we'll never make it out on our own, we're lost, and we're in his territory, that he knows like the back of his hand. Then you're right."
Peri and Usagi considered this for a moment. "Oh. dear. Yes. well." A pause. "Let's get him!!!!"
Rei hung back in safety, then slowly moved forward to protect Usagi, should anything go wrong or things get out of hand. Peri slipped up beside the door and knelt down, her head to the floor, looking under the questionable (hehehe) door.
"I don't see anything, no light, nothing."
"Look harder!" Usagi urged, taking up a position on the other side of Peri. Now Peri was on her stomach on the floor, her nose to the crack between the floor and the door.
"No" she whispered "I still can't see anything. Wait! I think. I see. No, nevermind, I can't see----"
She turned her head to Usagi. "What are you looking at?"
There was a rush of air next to her face, and Peri looked up, to see what Usagi was staring at. The Doctor.
With quick thinking, Peri turned to get a good look into the darkened room behind her. There was a shaft of light coming from what looked to be an old-fashioned desk lamp that illuminated a rug and a high backed chair, and part of a writing desk. A book lay open. But after that first evaluation, she had no more time for another one. The Doctor stepped over her, pulling the door with him.
Rei stood and took up a defensive stance. Usagi was still kneeling next to Peri, who was still laying prone on the floor, looking over her shoulder at her traveling mentor.
"Uh, hi Doctor! Good morning!"
He smirked, an evil look in his eyes. "Good. morning girls. So what have you been up to?" He offered a hand to Peri, and lifted her up from the floor.
"Well. Nothing really, just a little bit of wandering, thought we saw a. a."
Usagi came up with an appropriate ending and offered, "ROACH!"
"WHERE?" Peri screamed, jumping up into the air, conveniently landing in the Doctor's arms. She shook his lapels, hollering "Kill it! Kill it!" Then she stopped.
"You're wearing clothes. I mean, your clothes. How could you be? Just two minutes ago you were wearing your robe and slippers. I mean, as we followed you down the. Oooooh, nevermind."
He raised an eyebrow and gently sat her down on her feet. "There are no roaches here girls. Not in my TARDIS. And I knew you were following me. I'm 950 years old, not deaf."
Usagi leaned over and whispered "It's all your fault Rei!"
"What??? How can it be?"
Solemnly, Usagi rationalized her assertion. "Well, you did want to find out if Time Lords slept, and where the Doctor's room was. If it hadn't been for your curiosity, Peri and I would still be at the kitchen. Eating."
Rei moved forward towards Usagi, as if to strangle her. She yelped and dashed behind the Doctor for safety. Rei stopped and looked at him. Then she looked into his eyes. He was amused, but silently told her to let her friend off, just this one time.
Clapping his hands, he offered "Well, shall we go?" "Go where Doctor?" Peri asked.
"Well your friends must go home now. It is 8AM Tokyo time."
"WHAT?" both the Japanese girls screamed. "We have to go! School!"
The Doctor nodded. "Yes you do have to go. I must say, I'm sorry to see you go. You've brought a good bit of excitement to the TARDIS. And happiness to my companion, something that I sometimes cannot seem to do." He paused. "Well, in the future," he grinned "or in the past. Call on me if you need help. I'll do the same."
Rei and Usagi bowed to the Doctor, sealing their agreement, then they were led back to Peri's room to change into their school uniforms.
~~20 Minutes Later~~
In Tokyo Square, flashing lights and a wheezing sound preceded the appearance of a blue police call box. The door opened and a head poked out. Rei hollered back inside "Hai, this is the place." Usagi exited the TARDIS as well, and the two stood outside, looking in. All had taken off their translation devices, as a result, Peri could not understand them once again.
"Well. ja!" Usagi said, a hint of sadness in her voice.
Rei smiled and waved. "Hai, Ja ne!"
The two bowed once more then turned and started walking back to town.
Back inside the TARDIS, Peri sighed. "Well, that was fun. I'm gonna miss them." Her eyes suddenly lit up. "Hey, could you take me to."
Back outside the TARDIS, Rei and Usagi slowly walked to school, not really excited about getting there.
"I am so late." Usagi sighed.
Rei sighed as well. She turned to Usagi. "Well, you do realize we have to tell the others about this, ne?"
Usagi nodded. "Hai, I know."
~Later that afternoon~
"You mean. he was from some other galaxy?"
"Hai, and his companion, Peri, was from California."
The blue-haired genius, Ami, raised her eyebrows. "Interesting. And he called himself the Doctor?"
Rei nodded and took a fry off Usagi's plate. Usagi, in turn, screeched and tried to take the fry back. And of course, this started another argument between the blonde and the miko. The others at the table in the arcade, all sighed and rolled their eyes.
The other blonde, Minako, giggled. "I guess that experience didn't change their temperament towards each other."
The brunette, Makoto, nodded. "Hai," she laughed. "Too bad."
The other three just watched the argument with amused expressions on their faces. Suddenly, there was a streak of colors outside the arcade window followed by a flash of pink and a strangely familiar clacking in the background.
"Nani?!" The miko and blonde said in unison. They both jumped up and looked out the window.
"Can it be.?" Rei asked.
"Iie!" Usagi argued.
"Maybe!!"
They both ran outside and yelled as one. "Hai!!!"
The scouts of Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter all sweat-dropped, then stood up, paid the bill, and followed the other two.
Makoto sighed. "I don't even wanna know."
Ami smiled then shook her head. "Then why follow?"
Minako grinned and countered with, "You know what they say. Birds of a feather fly into glass houses!"
Somewhere, sometime, an eerily familiar voice rang out. "Sheesh" Pluto said, "she hasn't changed a bit..." ~~~~ ::Cue Ending Credits Doctor Who theme. In the middle of the "doo dee doos" cue Sailor Moon's ending theme, complete with lyrics sung in Japanese on top of all the "doo dee doos".:: End Sailor Who. ^_^
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Chapter 10: Everybody Hates Mel!
12:49 AM, The Food Machine
"Oh my GOD!!"
"Nooooo!"
Usagi jumped up from her seat and darted behind Rei. Peri followed her example, both terrified at the sight in the doorway. Rei jumped up and scooted back a little, taking the other two girls with her.
The sight was terrible. The figure in the doorway was tall and looming, silhouetted by the light coming from the outer room. It stood perfectly still, not a sound being made, until.
"What, may I ask, is going on?"
Peri gave a small sigh of relief. "Oh, Doctor! It's just you."
"Just him?" Usagi asked, sarcastically. "He scared the mess outta me!" She stomped up to the Doctor, ready to once again, tell him off for disturbing a "girl moment." But, when she got close enough to the tall man, she screamed, closed her eyes, and fell to the floor, breathing rapidly.
"Usagi!" Rei shouted, running up to the blonde. She knelt beside the princess and sat her up. "What's wrong?"
Usagi blinked and shook her head, "He. he's practically naked!!"
"Nani?" Rei asked, looking up at the Doctor, expecting to see the man in just his underwear. But instead, he was in a multicolored robe, closed and not showing anything. "Thank Kami." Rei thought, sighing gratefully.
"You know Doctor, you should stop these suddenly entrances. They're destroying Usagi's last nerves. She only had a few good ones in the beginning."
Usagi's eye twitched. "No they're not! I'm perfectly fine. fine. fine." With that last remark she fell to the floor, her eyes rolled up in her head.
Peri ran to her friend's side. Feeling for a pulse (she didn't know how to, you know) she found none. "She's dead Jim!"
There was a pause. The Doctor didn't get it and crossed his arms over his robe sash. "No she's not!"
Usagi's head came up and she whispered "I'm not dead yet!"
Peri looked down at her "Shuttup. Yes you are!"
Both of them started laughing and Rei just rolled her eyes. And wondered.
oO What do they mean? And who is Jim? Oh well. WAIT! Could Jim. The Doctor? His real name? YES!!!! Oo
Rei smirked with the realization of the Doctor's true name. Jim. Magnificent logic.
Usagi sat up and regained her footing, rubbing her head.
"No, really now girls, what were you three doing out here at this time of night. You should be asleep!"
Peri and Usagi both burst out with "We were eating!!! Chocolate!! Mmmmmmmmmmmm."
Rei countered with "Everybody knows, Doctor, that girls do not sleep at a sleepover!"
He stopped and looked between the three of them. "Really? How terribly illogical. I tell you, you humans make less and less sense the more of you I get together. Is there some mathematical formula for this inane silliness?"
To this the three burst out laughing and shook their heads.
"No? Oh well, I thought I'd try." The Doctor smiled and waved them off. "Carry on, carry on young ladies. I'll see you in the morning. Good night!" He took off down the hall, robe flapping behind him. Once he got out into the light, the terrible trio could see his apparel more closely. Yes, his robe was multicolored, but his slippers were white with red question marks.
oO Always a man of mystery, even in his skivvies Oo Peri thought. Then she blotted out that horrifying mental image of the Doctor in his skivvies, and turned to Rei and Usagi. "Let's follow him!!!!"
They snickered in turn and leaned in. "Plan?" Rei asked.
"Oh yeah, a plan. How bout, we let him get a good ways ahead, then hop intersections behind him. If he sees one of us, the one who has been seen could just ask where the nearest bathroom is. We're girls, so looking for a bathroom ought to seem natural to him."
The other two nodded and they all tiptoed to the open doorway. Peri cautiously leaned around the corner, watching the Doctor stride purposefully down the hallway. She snickered and motioned to Usagi.
"Look at 'em go!" She whispered loudly. Usagi snickered and leaned over Peri, looking over her to see the Doctor's back. Usagi, in turn, motioned for Rei to look over her. So, there they were, Peri kneeling on the floor, Usagi leaning on Peri's back peering around the corner and Rei leaning on Usagi. The three looked like a girl head totem pole.
Suddenly, Peri let out a gasp. "Owwww, Usagi you're hurting me!"
Usagi shifted her weight then sighed. "Well, I can't move because Rei's leaning on ME!"
Rei snorted. "Oh, please! You just weigh too much!"
Usagi's head snapped around to enable her to glare at the miko. "I do not!"
Rei laughed. "Hai," she nodded knowingly. "You do!"
"Take that back, Rei!" Usagi shouted, twisting her body around. That, however, didn't work out like she thought it would. With her body moving so much, it caused Rei to lose her balance, which in turn, caused Usagi to lose her balance even more. And of course, this made Peri start wobbling.
"No, you guys! Stop moving!" Peri gasped out. Those were her last words before they all tumbled to the floor in one big heap.
They all regained their footing, hastily dusting themselves off, and giving each other evil glares. Peri and Usagi straightened their pajamas, while Rei looked down the hall.
"Uh, guys, where's the Doctor?"
They exchanged looks, then bolted off down the hall towards where they had last seen him.
"I think he's--- AAAH! Shiiiiieeeeooooooot!"
Usagi laughed "Ha ha, I know what you were gonna say!!!"
"Shuttup Odango," Rei said, pulling back from the intersection.
The Doctor was on a side hall, walking down the corridor towards his final destination. The bedroom that no one had seen. Ever. In the history of Doctor Who. Where did the man sleep? Did he sleep? The answers would be found soon.
Rei held both Peri and Usagi back from the edge, until Peri looked round it again. "There he goes, let's keep up." They snuck down the corridor, quietly as they could. When they caught sight of the Doctor again, they slowed down and waited.
This continued on for a time, through all manner of twists and turns and sloping floors, until they came to a hall with a magnificent carved wooden door to the left, covered in a huge question mark. The Doctor stopped, looked all around him, then stealthily slipped through the door, closing it behind him.
"That must be his room!" Peri whispered urgently.
Usagi snuck up to the edge of the door and said "Come on, let's go! We've got him just where we want him!"
Rei rolled her eyes. "Oh, if you mean, we've followed him so deep into the TARDIS that we'll never make it out on our own, we're lost, and we're in his territory, that he knows like the back of his hand. Then you're right."
Peri and Usagi considered this for a moment. "Oh. dear. Yes. well." A pause. "Let's get him!!!!"
Rei hung back in safety, then slowly moved forward to protect Usagi, should anything go wrong or things get out of hand. Peri slipped up beside the door and knelt down, her head to the floor, looking under the questionable (hehehe) door.
"I don't see anything, no light, nothing."
"Look harder!" Usagi urged, taking up a position on the other side of Peri. Now Peri was on her stomach on the floor, her nose to the crack between the floor and the door.
"No" she whispered "I still can't see anything. Wait! I think. I see. No, nevermind, I can't see----"
She turned her head to Usagi. "What are you looking at?"
There was a rush of air next to her face, and Peri looked up, to see what Usagi was staring at. The Doctor.
With quick thinking, Peri turned to get a good look into the darkened room behind her. There was a shaft of light coming from what looked to be an old-fashioned desk lamp that illuminated a rug and a high backed chair, and part of a writing desk. A book lay open. But after that first evaluation, she had no more time for another one. The Doctor stepped over her, pulling the door with him.
Rei stood and took up a defensive stance. Usagi was still kneeling next to Peri, who was still laying prone on the floor, looking over her shoulder at her traveling mentor.
"Uh, hi Doctor! Good morning!"
He smirked, an evil look in his eyes. "Good. morning girls. So what have you been up to?" He offered a hand to Peri, and lifted her up from the floor.
"Well. Nothing really, just a little bit of wandering, thought we saw a. a."
Usagi came up with an appropriate ending and offered, "ROACH!"
"WHERE?" Peri screamed, jumping up into the air, conveniently landing in the Doctor's arms. She shook his lapels, hollering "Kill it! Kill it!" Then she stopped.
"You're wearing clothes. I mean, your clothes. How could you be? Just two minutes ago you were wearing your robe and slippers. I mean, as we followed you down the. Oooooh, nevermind."
He raised an eyebrow and gently sat her down on her feet. "There are no roaches here girls. Not in my TARDIS. And I knew you were following me. I'm 950 years old, not deaf."
Usagi leaned over and whispered "It's all your fault Rei!"
"What??? How can it be?"
Solemnly, Usagi rationalized her assertion. "Well, you did want to find out if Time Lords slept, and where the Doctor's room was. If it hadn't been for your curiosity, Peri and I would still be at the kitchen. Eating."
Rei moved forward towards Usagi, as if to strangle her. She yelped and dashed behind the Doctor for safety. Rei stopped and looked at him. Then she looked into his eyes. He was amused, but silently told her to let her friend off, just this one time.
Clapping his hands, he offered "Well, shall we go?" "Go where Doctor?" Peri asked.
"Well your friends must go home now. It is 8AM Tokyo time."
"WHAT?" both the Japanese girls screamed. "We have to go! School!"
The Doctor nodded. "Yes you do have to go. I must say, I'm sorry to see you go. You've brought a good bit of excitement to the TARDIS. And happiness to my companion, something that I sometimes cannot seem to do." He paused. "Well, in the future," he grinned "or in the past. Call on me if you need help. I'll do the same."
Rei and Usagi bowed to the Doctor, sealing their agreement, then they were led back to Peri's room to change into their school uniforms.
~~20 Minutes Later~~
In Tokyo Square, flashing lights and a wheezing sound preceded the appearance of a blue police call box. The door opened and a head poked out. Rei hollered back inside "Hai, this is the place." Usagi exited the TARDIS as well, and the two stood outside, looking in. All had taken off their translation devices, as a result, Peri could not understand them once again.
"Well. ja!" Usagi said, a hint of sadness in her voice.
Rei smiled and waved. "Hai, Ja ne!"
The two bowed once more then turned and started walking back to town.
Back inside the TARDIS, Peri sighed. "Well, that was fun. I'm gonna miss them." Her eyes suddenly lit up. "Hey, could you take me to."
Back outside the TARDIS, Rei and Usagi slowly walked to school, not really excited about getting there.
"I am so late." Usagi sighed.
Rei sighed as well. She turned to Usagi. "Well, you do realize we have to tell the others about this, ne?"
Usagi nodded. "Hai, I know."
~Later that afternoon~
"You mean. he was from some other galaxy?"
"Hai, and his companion, Peri, was from California."
The blue-haired genius, Ami, raised her eyebrows. "Interesting. And he called himself the Doctor?"
Rei nodded and took a fry off Usagi's plate. Usagi, in turn, screeched and tried to take the fry back. And of course, this started another argument between the blonde and the miko. The others at the table in the arcade, all sighed and rolled their eyes.
The other blonde, Minako, giggled. "I guess that experience didn't change their temperament towards each other."
The brunette, Makoto, nodded. "Hai," she laughed. "Too bad."
The other three just watched the argument with amused expressions on their faces. Suddenly, there was a streak of colors outside the arcade window followed by a flash of pink and a strangely familiar clacking in the background.
"Nani?!" The miko and blonde said in unison. They both jumped up and looked out the window.
"Can it be.?" Rei asked.
"Iie!" Usagi argued.
"Maybe!!"
They both ran outside and yelled as one. "Hai!!!"
The scouts of Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter all sweat-dropped, then stood up, paid the bill, and followed the other two.
Makoto sighed. "I don't even wanna know."
Ami smiled then shook her head. "Then why follow?"
Minako grinned and countered with, "You know what they say. Birds of a feather fly into glass houses!"
Somewhere, sometime, an eerily familiar voice rang out. "Sheesh" Pluto said, "she hasn't changed a bit..." ~~~~ ::Cue Ending Credits Doctor Who theme. In the middle of the "doo dee doos" cue Sailor Moon's ending theme, complete with lyrics sung in Japanese on top of all the "doo dee doos".:: End Sailor Who. ^_^
Did you like it? Do you want more? Tell us! Review please and we'll get back to it. sometime. Oh and, for your viewing pleasure, here's a pic that TimeAsunderQ drew and Alcandre colored of a scene from Chapter 4: http://members.aol.com/ibneurotic42/docreiusagi.jpg Ta ta! (