Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon. I only own Jenashu, Mitz, Gandomon, Yaten, and Little Indigo owns Adrian. Thank you!
Jenashu: Hey! This is a pretty funny one, and I think you guys will probably like it! I just have to warn you that it starts out a little slowly. As a kind if bonus, I get into the members of The Teenage Wolves. I'm thinking of writing a fic about them. Do you think that would be good? Well, enjoy!
April Fools
Izzy awoke that morning in a highly pleasant mood. He looked out of the window to see a picture-perfect azure sky dotted with white, puffy clouds. The sixteen-year-old redhead hopped out of bed and walked unwarily past his calendar.
If Izzy had been more observant, he would've noticed the date and what it meant. It was Saturday, April first, and that meant pure chaos. This one day had proved to be a complete disaster for Izzy last year, the year before that, and so on. He had a sliiiiight problem with a practical joker by the name of Yamato Ishida.
It all started the April after the original Digidestineds defeated their final enemy and restored peace to the two worlds. Matt had abducted Izzy's laptop and left dirty magazines open on his dresser where Mr. and Mrs. Izumi could see them. The next year, Matt had switched Izzy's lunch bag with Tai's, and Izzy's stomach (which wasn't trained to hold fungus cookies and onion juice) couldn't handle Mrs.Yagamii's terrible and...unique cooking. The year after that, Matt had placed a note in the locker of the prettist girl in school that read:
Dear Amara,
I was just too shy to tell you before, but I have a major crush on you. I love the way the light reflects off of your hair. The sparkle in your eyes makes me feel weak. I truly adore you. Will you go out with me?
Love Forever,
Izzy Izumi
It took Izzy weeks to straighten that one out.
Izzy took a shower and went to the kitchen to have breakfast. To his great surprise, Jenashu was setting the table.
"Jen? What are you doing here?" he asked, running his hand over his untidy hair in an attempt to flatten it a bit.
"I heard Mrs.Izumi telling my Mom that she would be out of town today, and I knew that Mr.Izumi would be at work, so I figured that maybe I could keep you company. Unless you're going some place or something." she explained. Then she pointed at the clock and said, "Look, it's 10:30, sleepy head. You need to get an alarm clock or something."
"Sorry. I hope you weren't waiting long?" Izzy said. He was surprised that Jen had come over like this.
"Nah...Just a few minutes, really. Sorry I didn't announce myself, but you were in the shower." she said.
"That's okay." Izzy said. Jen looked at Izzy's kitchen and frowned. "What's wrong?"
"I don't know where anything is!" she said.
"Oh! Umm, can I get you something?" Izzy asked, realizing that he was the host. Jen shook her head.
"Is it okay if we made pancakes?" she asked.
"Yeah!" Izzy said happily. He was now in an even better mood than before. "Let's do that." he added, rummaging through his cabinets. Soon, Jen was making pancakes and Izzy busied himself with other tasks.
"Okay, let's eat!" Jen said cheerfully as she set a plate of pancakes onto the table. Izzy sat down and blinked in surprise.
"Chocolate chip pancakes?" he asked with laughter in his voice. "You eat way to much chocolate!"
"No, I do not! I brought my own chocolate chips, and these pancakes are my specialty! But, if you don't like them, I did make some regular ones...Nothing good ever comes from normal things, you know..."she said as she stuffed pancake into her mouth. "Es o ood!" she exclaimed.
"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that..." Izzy said. Jen swallowed and started laughing. Izzy smiled and reached for the sugar. He put a spoonful into his iced tea and took a drink. Jen watched him carefully. Suddenly, Izzy's eyes popped open and he spat the tea onto the table.
"SALT!" he shouted. Jen started laughing hysterically. She handed Izzy a towel.
"You should've seen your eyes pop out like that!" she said with a smile. Izzy looked mad and hurt.
"What was that for?" he asked. Jen gave him a funny look.
"Well, it's April Fool's day, and I just had to do that. I'm sorry, but it was funny and basically harmless." Jen said. Izzy's fork fell to his plate with a clatter.
"IT'S WHAT?" he shouted. Jen gave him a hurt look.
"I'm sorry, it was just a bit of fun!" she said.
"No, I don't care about that. Are you sure it's April Fool's day?" he asked. Jen nodded in a confused way. "Oh, great. Something tells me that I'm not going anywhere today."
"What's wrong?" Jen asked curiously.
"Do you remember what Matt did to me last year?" Izzy asked her. Jen nodded and frowned darkly. That antic had, for some reason that Izzy couldn't quite explained, angered Jen almost as much as it had angered him. He told her in full detail what Matt had done to him the years before.
"Well..." Jen said slowly. " I think that it's time for some payback, Izzy."
"What do you mean?" Izzy asked. For some reason, the prospect of getting revenge had never really occured to Izzy. After all, Matt was a heck of a lot bigger than him.
"Matt and The Teenage Wolves have a concert today, and I think I've got a plan..." Jen said.
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"Adrian! Your guitar isn't tuned right! Mitz, pick up the pace with your drums! Yaten, you sound like a dieing cat! Gandomon, what do you think you're doing over there? Let's get a move on people, this is a major concert here!" Matt shouted as his band practiced. Mitz swallowed hard.
"He's so scary before concerts..." he said to Gandomon.
"Don't pay any attention to him, Mitz." Gandomon replied. Mitz looked at Matt and sighed.
"Hey, check out the crowd tonight! Hey, that girl's hot...wonder if she'll want my autograph?" Yaten said as he peeked through the curtain. Adrian made a "tch" sound.
"I bet it's Indy...She won't want your autograph, Yaten!" he said. Yaten rolled his eyes.
"Like she'd really ask for yours..." he said. Suddenly he noticed Jen and Izzy behind stage. "Hey, Izzy! Did you bring your girlfriend today?" he asked jokingly.
"Yaten, you know this is Jen!" Izzy replied quickly.
"Yeah, and?" he said as he tapped the keys of his keyboard.
"She's not-oh, never mind!" he said. "Where do you want me this time?"
"Hey, Izzy." Matt said, looking up from his guitar. "How are you?" Izzy frowned and looked at Matt warily.
"Fine. Like I was saying, where do you want me?" he asked. Matt pointed to a table that couldn't be seen by the audiance. Izzy and Jen walked towards it, and Izzy quickly set up his laptop.
"Okay," Izzy whispered to Jen, "the first song is going to be "I Turn Around". Do you really think this is a good idea?"
"Don't worry, I'm just about as strong as Matt." Jen replied. Izzy didn't like the sound of that.
"Izzy does a really great job with the sound, doesn't he?" Mitz said as he watched the redhead type on his computer.
"Good enough." Adrain said irritably.
"Come on, guys! The show's starting!" Matt shouted. The Teenage Wolves scrambled to get in position and fix their hair. The curtain rose, and the large audiance screamed and applauded.
"Are you ready to rock?!" Matt shouted into the microphone. Gandomon grimaced at how dumb that sounded. It got worse. "I can't hear you! I said, are you ready to rock?" Matt added. The crowd screamed affirmitives, so Matt began to sing.
"Now!" Jen said to Izzy. He clicked on the mouse and smiled evily.
Suddenly, the backround music changed. A hypnotic voice that claimed the mind of oh-so-many small children filled the auditorium. "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." the voice said. Matt looked around in astonishment. He decided to keep singing anyway, but all that came out of the microphone was a series of grunts that highly resembled an angry monkey. He strummed his guitar, and it suddenly sounded like there was a traffic jam in the building.
Over the sound of the song of a purple dinosaur, the shouts of a raging monkey, and the beeps of car horns, the laughter of the audiance could be heard. Yaten played his keyboard and discovered that it now said "MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" in different pitches. Adrian's guitar made a barking sound, Mitz's drums sounded like a caterwailing feline, and Gandomon's microphone and guitar shouted, "I'm Barney, and I love each and every one of you. If you love me too, go buy my merchandise!".
"April Fools, Matt!" Izzy's voice cried. Matt ran backstage, and Izzy and Jen ran away as fast as their legs would carry them.
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Jenashu: Well, there you have it. Not much of an ending, but...Was it funny? Imagine that happening to Matt! I didn't end the fic well because I wanted to spare Izzy and Jen any unnessisary pain. Tell me what you think!
Jenashu: Hey! This is a pretty funny one, and I think you guys will probably like it! I just have to warn you that it starts out a little slowly. As a kind if bonus, I get into the members of The Teenage Wolves. I'm thinking of writing a fic about them. Do you think that would be good? Well, enjoy!
April Fools
Izzy awoke that morning in a highly pleasant mood. He looked out of the window to see a picture-perfect azure sky dotted with white, puffy clouds. The sixteen-year-old redhead hopped out of bed and walked unwarily past his calendar.
If Izzy had been more observant, he would've noticed the date and what it meant. It was Saturday, April first, and that meant pure chaos. This one day had proved to be a complete disaster for Izzy last year, the year before that, and so on. He had a sliiiiight problem with a practical joker by the name of Yamato Ishida.
It all started the April after the original Digidestineds defeated their final enemy and restored peace to the two worlds. Matt had abducted Izzy's laptop and left dirty magazines open on his dresser where Mr. and Mrs. Izumi could see them. The next year, Matt had switched Izzy's lunch bag with Tai's, and Izzy's stomach (which wasn't trained to hold fungus cookies and onion juice) couldn't handle Mrs.Yagamii's terrible and...unique cooking. The year after that, Matt had placed a note in the locker of the prettist girl in school that read:
Dear Amara,
I was just too shy to tell you before, but I have a major crush on you. I love the way the light reflects off of your hair. The sparkle in your eyes makes me feel weak. I truly adore you. Will you go out with me?
Love Forever,
Izzy Izumi
It took Izzy weeks to straighten that one out.
Izzy took a shower and went to the kitchen to have breakfast. To his great surprise, Jenashu was setting the table.
"Jen? What are you doing here?" he asked, running his hand over his untidy hair in an attempt to flatten it a bit.
"I heard Mrs.Izumi telling my Mom that she would be out of town today, and I knew that Mr.Izumi would be at work, so I figured that maybe I could keep you company. Unless you're going some place or something." she explained. Then she pointed at the clock and said, "Look, it's 10:30, sleepy head. You need to get an alarm clock or something."
"Sorry. I hope you weren't waiting long?" Izzy said. He was surprised that Jen had come over like this.
"Nah...Just a few minutes, really. Sorry I didn't announce myself, but you were in the shower." she said.
"That's okay." Izzy said. Jen looked at Izzy's kitchen and frowned. "What's wrong?"
"I don't know where anything is!" she said.
"Oh! Umm, can I get you something?" Izzy asked, realizing that he was the host. Jen shook her head.
"Is it okay if we made pancakes?" she asked.
"Yeah!" Izzy said happily. He was now in an even better mood than before. "Let's do that." he added, rummaging through his cabinets. Soon, Jen was making pancakes and Izzy busied himself with other tasks.
"Okay, let's eat!" Jen said cheerfully as she set a plate of pancakes onto the table. Izzy sat down and blinked in surprise.
"Chocolate chip pancakes?" he asked with laughter in his voice. "You eat way to much chocolate!"
"No, I do not! I brought my own chocolate chips, and these pancakes are my specialty! But, if you don't like them, I did make some regular ones...Nothing good ever comes from normal things, you know..."she said as she stuffed pancake into her mouth. "Es o ood!" she exclaimed.
"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that..." Izzy said. Jen swallowed and started laughing. Izzy smiled and reached for the sugar. He put a spoonful into his iced tea and took a drink. Jen watched him carefully. Suddenly, Izzy's eyes popped open and he spat the tea onto the table.
"SALT!" he shouted. Jen started laughing hysterically. She handed Izzy a towel.
"You should've seen your eyes pop out like that!" she said with a smile. Izzy looked mad and hurt.
"What was that for?" he asked. Jen gave him a funny look.
"Well, it's April Fool's day, and I just had to do that. I'm sorry, but it was funny and basically harmless." Jen said. Izzy's fork fell to his plate with a clatter.
"IT'S WHAT?" he shouted. Jen gave him a hurt look.
"I'm sorry, it was just a bit of fun!" she said.
"No, I don't care about that. Are you sure it's April Fool's day?" he asked. Jen nodded in a confused way. "Oh, great. Something tells me that I'm not going anywhere today."
"What's wrong?" Jen asked curiously.
"Do you remember what Matt did to me last year?" Izzy asked her. Jen nodded and frowned darkly. That antic had, for some reason that Izzy couldn't quite explained, angered Jen almost as much as it had angered him. He told her in full detail what Matt had done to him the years before.
"Well..." Jen said slowly. " I think that it's time for some payback, Izzy."
"What do you mean?" Izzy asked. For some reason, the prospect of getting revenge had never really occured to Izzy. After all, Matt was a heck of a lot bigger than him.
"Matt and The Teenage Wolves have a concert today, and I think I've got a plan..." Jen said.
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"Adrian! Your guitar isn't tuned right! Mitz, pick up the pace with your drums! Yaten, you sound like a dieing cat! Gandomon, what do you think you're doing over there? Let's get a move on people, this is a major concert here!" Matt shouted as his band practiced. Mitz swallowed hard.
"He's so scary before concerts..." he said to Gandomon.
"Don't pay any attention to him, Mitz." Gandomon replied. Mitz looked at Matt and sighed.
"Hey, check out the crowd tonight! Hey, that girl's hot...wonder if she'll want my autograph?" Yaten said as he peeked through the curtain. Adrian made a "tch" sound.
"I bet it's Indy...She won't want your autograph, Yaten!" he said. Yaten rolled his eyes.
"Like she'd really ask for yours..." he said. Suddenly he noticed Jen and Izzy behind stage. "Hey, Izzy! Did you bring your girlfriend today?" he asked jokingly.
"Yaten, you know this is Jen!" Izzy replied quickly.
"Yeah, and?" he said as he tapped the keys of his keyboard.
"She's not-oh, never mind!" he said. "Where do you want me this time?"
"Hey, Izzy." Matt said, looking up from his guitar. "How are you?" Izzy frowned and looked at Matt warily.
"Fine. Like I was saying, where do you want me?" he asked. Matt pointed to a table that couldn't be seen by the audiance. Izzy and Jen walked towards it, and Izzy quickly set up his laptop.
"Okay," Izzy whispered to Jen, "the first song is going to be "I Turn Around". Do you really think this is a good idea?"
"Don't worry, I'm just about as strong as Matt." Jen replied. Izzy didn't like the sound of that.
"Izzy does a really great job with the sound, doesn't he?" Mitz said as he watched the redhead type on his computer.
"Good enough." Adrain said irritably.
"Come on, guys! The show's starting!" Matt shouted. The Teenage Wolves scrambled to get in position and fix their hair. The curtain rose, and the large audiance screamed and applauded.
"Are you ready to rock?!" Matt shouted into the microphone. Gandomon grimaced at how dumb that sounded. It got worse. "I can't hear you! I said, are you ready to rock?" Matt added. The crowd screamed affirmitives, so Matt began to sing.
"Now!" Jen said to Izzy. He clicked on the mouse and smiled evily.
Suddenly, the backround music changed. A hypnotic voice that claimed the mind of oh-so-many small children filled the auditorium. "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." the voice said. Matt looked around in astonishment. He decided to keep singing anyway, but all that came out of the microphone was a series of grunts that highly resembled an angry monkey. He strummed his guitar, and it suddenly sounded like there was a traffic jam in the building.
Over the sound of the song of a purple dinosaur, the shouts of a raging monkey, and the beeps of car horns, the laughter of the audiance could be heard. Yaten played his keyboard and discovered that it now said "MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" in different pitches. Adrian's guitar made a barking sound, Mitz's drums sounded like a caterwailing feline, and Gandomon's microphone and guitar shouted, "I'm Barney, and I love each and every one of you. If you love me too, go buy my merchandise!".
"April Fools, Matt!" Izzy's voice cried. Matt ran backstage, and Izzy and Jen ran away as fast as their legs would carry them.
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Jenashu: Well, there you have it. Not much of an ending, but...Was it funny? Imagine that happening to Matt! I didn't end the fic well because I wanted to spare Izzy and Jen any unnessisary pain. Tell me what you think!