Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon or Mission Impossible or any soap operas! Jen-Chan is mine, get yer paws off! Unless you have my permission, anyway.
Jenashu: Hey everybody! Just thought I'd tell you that I changed Gandomon's name and personality. Now he's Kakeyu! Yay! Okay, onto the last chapter.
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TV Terror
Jen sighed as she kicked her feet and counted Izzy's breaths. She was seriously bored, but that changed when Izzy's body fell against hers. He fell asleep! Jen realized with a start. She hesitated for a long moment before gently placing his head on her lap. Her heart overflowed with a deep love for the little genius. Her shaking hands slowly started to stroke his read hair as she looked down at his face. He looks like an angel when he sleeps, Jen thought with a small smile. Suddenly, she heard footsteps. No, not now! Jen pleaded.
Sure enough, Lulu walked noisily into the room and picked up the remote control. She hit a button, and the TV started playing loudly. Izzy grunted and woke with a start. It took him a moment to realize that his head was on Jen's lap. For a moment he considered pretending that he had never woken up, but it was too late; Jen already knew that he was awake.
"Oh, sorry, did I interrupt something?" Lulu asked innocently. Izzy glared at her. His face was as red as his hair, and a glance up told him that Jen was blushing as well. Very slowly and reluctantly, Izzy sat up and turned so that he was sitting the right way on the sofa.
"What are you watching?" Jen asked after listening to Lulu's stifled giggles.
"My soap operas, of course!" Lulu replied, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Izzy groaned and started to consider risking going home. Suddenly, Jen's gasp made him stare at the TV screen in wide-eyed disbelief.
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"So, what're you gonna do, bro?" Kakeyu asked Matt. The Teenage Wolves had been walking for almost 20 minutes in silence.
"Well," Matt said with a triumphant smile, "my Dad has a very high position in a TV broadcasting station."
"Yeah, we know. That's how we get on TV so much," Mitz said.
"What are you getting at?" Adrian asked. Matt smiled and looked at Yaten. Yaten dug a hand into his backpack and pulled out a video.
"Tai's my best friend," Matt said matter-of-factly.
"We know," Mitz said.
"And Jen's his cousin," Matt continued.
"So?" Adrian demanded.
"Izzy's been Jen's buddy for years. I'm talking toddler time here."
"AND?" Kakeyu shouted.
"And..." Matt said, pausing to build the suspense. "Tai has kindly lent me this home video."
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"Hello, Matt," a fat guy with big lips and headphones called when The Teenage Wolves walked into the room.
"Hey," Matt replied, walking casually into the next room. When all five of them were safely inside behind a closed door, Yaten started humming the theme of Mission Impossible.
"Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm hm hmm! Ba, ba, ba, da ba da!" Yaten cried, unable to hold himself back.
"Shut up, Yaten!" Adrian said irritably. Yaten frowned and fell silent. Now all the attention was on Matt, who was playing with a large machine. Finally, all the screens lit up with the same image...
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"WHAT-THE-HELL?!" Jen cried, jumping off of the couch and throwing herself in front on the TV. The screen showed her in a pink shirt, a tutu, and a flowered diaper. Then she was in a white dress that looked like a cheap, miniature wedding dress, kissing Matt on the cheek.
"WHAT?" Izzy hollored, glaring at the mad-looking blonde.
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"WHAT?!" Matt shouted. "Taichi, you traitor!"
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More and more humiliating images flashed across the screen: Izzy and Jen playing ring-around-the-rosie, Izzy crying because Matt stole his ice cream, Matt and Tai in tutus coming out (looking disgruntled) and joining Jen, Matt struggling to ride a tricycle, Mat crashing into a tree on the trike...
The worst part was that, to Jen and Izzy's horror, the video was on every channel!
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"This isn't happening! I'm going to kill Tai!" Matt snarled. He struggled to turn off the video, but nothing was working. Ten minutes later, the movie ended with a click sound, and a soap opera showed up.
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"Well! That was much better than my soap opera any day! Besides, it was obvious that Brian was going to dump Angela. What do you think?" Lulu asked after getting over her laughter. She turned around to see that Jen and Izzy were gone. "Hmm, guess they went home..."
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"Jen! That was terrible!" Izzy complained while they ran towards Odaiba Mansion, their apartment complex.
"Well, I have a feeling that you're going to be avoiding me next April first..." Jen trailed off, feeling that at least Matt screwed up!
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Jenashu: YAY!!!! I finished the fic!
Yama: That was short.
Jenashu: But it was HILARIOUS! Right, Taichi?
Tai: Thanks to me! *bow*
Yama: You're a genius, Tai...*raises fist*
Tai: ARRRRGH!
Jenashu: Hey everybody! Just thought I'd tell you that I changed Gandomon's name and personality. Now he's Kakeyu! Yay! Okay, onto the last chapter.
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TV Terror
Jen sighed as she kicked her feet and counted Izzy's breaths. She was seriously bored, but that changed when Izzy's body fell against hers. He fell asleep! Jen realized with a start. She hesitated for a long moment before gently placing his head on her lap. Her heart overflowed with a deep love for the little genius. Her shaking hands slowly started to stroke his read hair as she looked down at his face. He looks like an angel when he sleeps, Jen thought with a small smile. Suddenly, she heard footsteps. No, not now! Jen pleaded.
Sure enough, Lulu walked noisily into the room and picked up the remote control. She hit a button, and the TV started playing loudly. Izzy grunted and woke with a start. It took him a moment to realize that his head was on Jen's lap. For a moment he considered pretending that he had never woken up, but it was too late; Jen already knew that he was awake.
"Oh, sorry, did I interrupt something?" Lulu asked innocently. Izzy glared at her. His face was as red as his hair, and a glance up told him that Jen was blushing as well. Very slowly and reluctantly, Izzy sat up and turned so that he was sitting the right way on the sofa.
"What are you watching?" Jen asked after listening to Lulu's stifled giggles.
"My soap operas, of course!" Lulu replied, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Izzy groaned and started to consider risking going home. Suddenly, Jen's gasp made him stare at the TV screen in wide-eyed disbelief.
***************
"So, what're you gonna do, bro?" Kakeyu asked Matt. The Teenage Wolves had been walking for almost 20 minutes in silence.
"Well," Matt said with a triumphant smile, "my Dad has a very high position in a TV broadcasting station."
"Yeah, we know. That's how we get on TV so much," Mitz said.
"What are you getting at?" Adrian asked. Matt smiled and looked at Yaten. Yaten dug a hand into his backpack and pulled out a video.
"Tai's my best friend," Matt said matter-of-factly.
"We know," Mitz said.
"And Jen's his cousin," Matt continued.
"So?" Adrian demanded.
"Izzy's been Jen's buddy for years. I'm talking toddler time here."
"AND?" Kakeyu shouted.
"And..." Matt said, pausing to build the suspense. "Tai has kindly lent me this home video."
************
"Hello, Matt," a fat guy with big lips and headphones called when The Teenage Wolves walked into the room.
"Hey," Matt replied, walking casually into the next room. When all five of them were safely inside behind a closed door, Yaten started humming the theme of Mission Impossible.
"Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm hm hmm! Ba, ba, ba, da ba da!" Yaten cried, unable to hold himself back.
"Shut up, Yaten!" Adrian said irritably. Yaten frowned and fell silent. Now all the attention was on Matt, who was playing with a large machine. Finally, all the screens lit up with the same image...
***********
"WHAT-THE-HELL?!" Jen cried, jumping off of the couch and throwing herself in front on the TV. The screen showed her in a pink shirt, a tutu, and a flowered diaper. Then she was in a white dress that looked like a cheap, miniature wedding dress, kissing Matt on the cheek.
"WHAT?" Izzy hollored, glaring at the mad-looking blonde.
***********
"WHAT?!" Matt shouted. "Taichi, you traitor!"
***********
More and more humiliating images flashed across the screen: Izzy and Jen playing ring-around-the-rosie, Izzy crying because Matt stole his ice cream, Matt and Tai in tutus coming out (looking disgruntled) and joining Jen, Matt struggling to ride a tricycle, Mat crashing into a tree on the trike...
The worst part was that, to Jen and Izzy's horror, the video was on every channel!
***********
"This isn't happening! I'm going to kill Tai!" Matt snarled. He struggled to turn off the video, but nothing was working. Ten minutes later, the movie ended with a click sound, and a soap opera showed up.
***********
"Well! That was much better than my soap opera any day! Besides, it was obvious that Brian was going to dump Angela. What do you think?" Lulu asked after getting over her laughter. She turned around to see that Jen and Izzy were gone. "Hmm, guess they went home..."
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"Jen! That was terrible!" Izzy complained while they ran towards Odaiba Mansion, their apartment complex.
"Well, I have a feeling that you're going to be avoiding me next April first..." Jen trailed off, feeling that at least Matt screwed up!
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Jenashu: YAY!!!! I finished the fic!
Yama: That was short.
Jenashu: But it was HILARIOUS! Right, Taichi?
Tai: Thanks to me! *bow*
Yama: You're a genius, Tai...*raises fist*
Tai: ARRRRGH!