Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties.
Part 7
By: Paw Greenleaf and Cousine Funf (aka Lotte and Angua27)
Hugo Bracegirdle: Hi guys! I haven't been here in awhile... I'm not even sure if I'm in this story.
Paw Greenleaf: You're not. Now go away. I'm writing this story now, and you're not in it! Now getting back to something exciting happening, which was so rudely interrupted by a blizzard, which meant band practice was over and I had to stop writing! Grr...
Elrond: People, I SAID the orcs are attacking! Could I get a little help here?
Voldemort: Certainly. Avada Kedavra! *Orcs all die*
Lily Potter: Oh, Tom, my one true love! You've saved me!
Voldemort: I DON'T love you! That's just a rumor started by some random people who were getting restless waiting for the 5th book to come out!
Elrond: Well, you've destroyed the orcs all right Voldie, but now there are ents attacking.
Entling: Nah-nah! You can't catch me!
Ent: Oh stop it, Entling! You're being to hasty!
Entling: Sorry. *Slowly walks up to Elrond's Last Homely House and slowly throws an egg at in*
Ents: *roll Elrond's house*
Elrond: But I thought you Ents liked us Elves!
Ents: Oh, yeah...well, we'll have to have a council to decide that... might take a week. *Ents go off into woods*
Sauron: Mmm-mmm, MMMM!
Elrond: Sorry, didn't catch that Sauron.
Sauron: Mmm-MMM-MMMM! MMM!
Gorbag: He's saying 'you're fat and ugly - HAHA!'
Elrond: Why you filthy little...
Sauron: MMMMM! MMMM! MMMMMMM!
Gorbag: Now he says, "Please don't hurt me; I'm just a poor defenseless eye!"
Elrond: Oh, go away you miserable excuse for a Dark Lord!
Lotte: Guten Tag! Du hast meine Karte! Und, Enschuldigung!
Paw Greenleaf: Hey, watch it! I'm trying to write here!
Lotte: Dumkopf. Oh, Mist! Du hast meine -
Paw Greenleaf: Will you go away!?
Lotte: Nein! Ich mag hier sein.
Paw Greenleaf: Just go.
Lotte: Na ja...
Shifty Character: Meanwhile, back in the story...
Pippin: I learned a new song.
Ron: Ooh! Sing it.
Pippin: *ahem* I like peas and potatoes; I like the wind blowing through my toes. Sometime I fall on my head, but it's okay 'cos apples are red. Yeah! I'm just a hobbit and that's so cool. I'm just hanging out and playing pool.
Ron: Where'd you hear that? It's wicked!
Pippin: Ooh! I lost my purse.
Ogg: What?
Pippin: I seem to have misplaced my purse. I had it here just a moment ago.
Dumbledore: Is that it?
Pippin: No, that one's pink. I think it's Ron's. Mine is orange with green stars on... oh! I found it.
Ron: Wow. It's soooo purty.
Christopher Lowell: You know what you can do with that? You can turn it into a lampthhade!
Pippin: But I like my purse.
CL: You could make it into a nithe rug for a cothy little hobbit hole.
Pippin: No.
CL: *thigh*
Aragorn: So, who's up for some jumping jacks?
Angua27: Hah! I knew you loved Samwise!
Aragorn: What? Where did that come from?
Angua27: Never mind, oh Samwise-lover.
Aragorn: But Sam and I are both married.
Angua27: You married my Samwise?!
Frodo: MY Samwise.
Angua27: My Samwise.
Frodo: My Samwise.
Aragorn: My Samwise...er. I meant to say I'm married to Arwen. How can I be married to Samwise? Hah. How thilly...I mean silly of you.
Frodo: Samwise, come here.
Samwise: Yes, Mister Frodo?
Frodo: Have you been cheating on me with Aragorn or Angua?
Samwise: Well, I don't know who SHE is and well, with Aragorn... I'm sorry Mister Frodo, but you've been spending so much time with Gollum and well, it gets lonely.
Gollum: *hanging on Frodo's arm* My Precioussssss...
Aragorn: Man, Arwen's gonna kill me. Thanks a lot Samwise.
Samwise: Sorry.
Angua27: Samwise! Samwise! Samwise!
Samwise: What?
Angua27: Nothing. I just like saying Samwise. Samwise!
Samwise: Ah...
Legolas: I'm pretty, oh so pretty!
Paw Greenleaf: I know you are.
Oliver Wood: But I'm hotter.
Legolas: No me.
Ollie: Me!
Legolas: Me!
Paw Greenleaf: Please, boys. Do we have to do this all over again?
Peter Tork: Didn't I do it right the first time?
Voldie: Anyway, everyone already knows Gollum is the hottest.
Gollum: Yesss. Preciousssss isss hot.
Legolas and Ollie: *cringe*
Harry: Well, now that you mention it...
**
The end of part seven. Whew! Oh, just wanted to mention that the Samwise/Aragorn thing comes from Hika's "The Pencil Show." It's funny, read it.
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties.
Part 7
By: Paw Greenleaf and Cousine Funf (aka Lotte and Angua27)
Hugo Bracegirdle: Hi guys! I haven't been here in awhile... I'm not even sure if I'm in this story.
Paw Greenleaf: You're not. Now go away. I'm writing this story now, and you're not in it! Now getting back to something exciting happening, which was so rudely interrupted by a blizzard, which meant band practice was over and I had to stop writing! Grr...
Elrond: People, I SAID the orcs are attacking! Could I get a little help here?
Voldemort: Certainly. Avada Kedavra! *Orcs all die*
Lily Potter: Oh, Tom, my one true love! You've saved me!
Voldemort: I DON'T love you! That's just a rumor started by some random people who were getting restless waiting for the 5th book to come out!
Elrond: Well, you've destroyed the orcs all right Voldie, but now there are ents attacking.
Entling: Nah-nah! You can't catch me!
Ent: Oh stop it, Entling! You're being to hasty!
Entling: Sorry. *Slowly walks up to Elrond's Last Homely House and slowly throws an egg at in*
Ents: *roll Elrond's house*
Elrond: But I thought you Ents liked us Elves!
Ents: Oh, yeah...well, we'll have to have a council to decide that... might take a week. *Ents go off into woods*
Sauron: Mmm-mmm, MMMM!
Elrond: Sorry, didn't catch that Sauron.
Sauron: Mmm-MMM-MMMM! MMM!
Gorbag: He's saying 'you're fat and ugly - HAHA!'
Elrond: Why you filthy little...
Sauron: MMMMM! MMMM! MMMMMMM!
Gorbag: Now he says, "Please don't hurt me; I'm just a poor defenseless eye!"
Elrond: Oh, go away you miserable excuse for a Dark Lord!
Lotte: Guten Tag! Du hast meine Karte! Und, Enschuldigung!
Paw Greenleaf: Hey, watch it! I'm trying to write here!
Lotte: Dumkopf. Oh, Mist! Du hast meine -
Paw Greenleaf: Will you go away!?
Lotte: Nein! Ich mag hier sein.
Paw Greenleaf: Just go.
Lotte: Na ja...
Shifty Character: Meanwhile, back in the story...
Pippin: I learned a new song.
Ron: Ooh! Sing it.
Pippin: *ahem* I like peas and potatoes; I like the wind blowing through my toes. Sometime I fall on my head, but it's okay 'cos apples are red. Yeah! I'm just a hobbit and that's so cool. I'm just hanging out and playing pool.
Ron: Where'd you hear that? It's wicked!
Pippin: Ooh! I lost my purse.
Ogg: What?
Pippin: I seem to have misplaced my purse. I had it here just a moment ago.
Dumbledore: Is that it?
Pippin: No, that one's pink. I think it's Ron's. Mine is orange with green stars on... oh! I found it.
Ron: Wow. It's soooo purty.
Christopher Lowell: You know what you can do with that? You can turn it into a lampthhade!
Pippin: But I like my purse.
CL: You could make it into a nithe rug for a cothy little hobbit hole.
Pippin: No.
CL: *thigh*
Aragorn: So, who's up for some jumping jacks?
Angua27: Hah! I knew you loved Samwise!
Aragorn: What? Where did that come from?
Angua27: Never mind, oh Samwise-lover.
Aragorn: But Sam and I are both married.
Angua27: You married my Samwise?!
Frodo: MY Samwise.
Angua27: My Samwise.
Frodo: My Samwise.
Aragorn: My Samwise...er. I meant to say I'm married to Arwen. How can I be married to Samwise? Hah. How thilly...I mean silly of you.
Frodo: Samwise, come here.
Samwise: Yes, Mister Frodo?
Frodo: Have you been cheating on me with Aragorn or Angua?
Samwise: Well, I don't know who SHE is and well, with Aragorn... I'm sorry Mister Frodo, but you've been spending so much time with Gollum and well, it gets lonely.
Gollum: *hanging on Frodo's arm* My Precioussssss...
Aragorn: Man, Arwen's gonna kill me. Thanks a lot Samwise.
Samwise: Sorry.
Angua27: Samwise! Samwise! Samwise!
Samwise: What?
Angua27: Nothing. I just like saying Samwise. Samwise!
Samwise: Ah...
Legolas: I'm pretty, oh so pretty!
Paw Greenleaf: I know you are.
Oliver Wood: But I'm hotter.
Legolas: No me.
Ollie: Me!
Legolas: Me!
Paw Greenleaf: Please, boys. Do we have to do this all over again?
Peter Tork: Didn't I do it right the first time?
Voldie: Anyway, everyone already knows Gollum is the hottest.
Gollum: Yesss. Preciousssss isss hot.
Legolas and Ollie: *cringe*
Harry: Well, now that you mention it...
**
The end of part seven. Whew! Oh, just wanted to mention that the Samwise/Aragorn thing comes from Hika's "The Pencil Show." It's funny, read it.