Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: the Uruk-hai Hotties
Okay, at this point I'm going to clear up a few things by giving everybody's nicknames, including our hobbit names (which we got from playing the impossible-to-win-unless-you-cheat-as-badly-as-us LotR board game).
Angua27 (me!): Cousine Funf, Lotte, April, Samwise
Varda: Paw, Kristina, Merry
Paw Greenleaf: Rosie, Pippin
Maw: Kelly, Niy (she's a DBZ fan that never read LotR/HP, poor soul)
Brekke: Biker Bud (to Kelly only), Mr. Frodo
She-who-must-not-be-named: someone that thinks fanfic is evil and would kill us if we put her name in this story. She has her own fan club.
Just had to add that in.
Part 9 (already?!)
By: Angua27, Paw Greenleaf, Paw, and Angua27 again.
Samwise: I thought Aragorn loved me?
Frodo: It's okay, I love you.
Samwise: Aww... Mr. Frodo.
Ron: Are all the characters in LotR gay?
Gandalf: Yup.
Ron: Can I be in the next book?
Frodo: There are no more.
Ron: Aww..
Saruman: Hey! I'm straighter than the Cuyahoga!
Harry: Doesn't Cuyahoga mean "Crooked River" in some random Indian language?
Saruman: Okay, then let's all join the LotR books!
JKR: But then who would I write about?
Harry: Ogg, of course! I can see it now... "The Ogg Chronicles!"
JKR: Okay, NO! I created you! NONE OF YOU ARE GAY! And I only mentioned Ogg once in the fourth book! The whole series is not going to be based on him!
Harry: Let's blow this join, peeps.
Ron: Yeah, let's make like a tree and leaf! I mean, leave!
Voldemort: *sigh* Yes, I suppose it is time we headed on to Greater Parmenia.
Wormtail: *sobs* But... But I don't wanna leave!
Lucius Malfoy: Yeah, I've heard stories about that place... it's in Ohio... *shudder*
Wormtail: Yeah, isn't that one of the places you and your Death Eaters gather, Voldie?
Voldemort: Oh yeah, we go there occasionally. To play laser tag.
Saruman: I'm straighter than a squiggly line!
Harry: Umm... yeah. I REALLY don't need an explanation for that one.
Lotte: Saruman ist warm! SEHR warm!
Saruman: Waaa! What's that supposed to mean?
Lotte: Oh, MIST! Ich kann mein Schaf nicht finden. Mein Zufällig Schaf! (a/n This needs translating. It says "Oh, crap. I can't find my sheep. My random sheep!")
Harry: You have a random sheep?
Li'l French Girl; Mais, oui Monsieur Saruman! Le mouton est très petite et fluffy. (a/n I don't speak French, but the best I can translate is "Yes, Mr. Saruman! The sheep is very small and fluffy.")
Harry: Umm yeah.
Pippin: Yeah!
Merry: Yeah!
Frodo and Ron: Yeah!
Shifty Character: Meanwhile...
Sauron: Oh, what is a flaming eye to do when nobody will come to this cool party?
Elanor: Dude, let's go see what is hanging over in Mirkwood.
Sauron: How do you know where they are?
Elanor: You're a lidless all-seeing eye and you have a palantir that Saruman gave you for your b-day. (a/n Paw, I really don't get that.)
Sauron: I need a new contact for my eye, and that thing still works after my orcs played team handball with it?
Shifty Character: Why wasn't I invited to team handball? I hate this job!
Paw: Just do your job, Shifty!
Shifty Character: Humph! Meanwhile...
Hagrid: Harry, you're a -
Harry: Hagrid! What did I tell you!
Hagrid: I-I-I-I meant a very nice boy who would never torture me with a tickling curse for an hour.
Harry: That's better. I just wanted to tell you that I had enough...it ain't no lie.
Nick Carter: Bye! Bye! Bye!
Frodo: Ooh! I LOVE N'Sync. I wanna be in a boy band.
Samwise: Mister Frodo! We could start our own band!
Frodo: Great idea, Samwise. Who else wants to join our band?
Ronald: Me! Me!
Saruman: Me!
Voldie: Me!
Hermione: Me!
Frodo: But you're a girl!
Samwise: Yeah. Girls are icky.
Hermione: Are you trying to oppress me? I'm being patronized.
Frodo: But it's a "boy" band. A girl can't be in a boy band.
Hermione; Have you ever heard of affirmative action? You're denying me my constitutional rights.
Frodo: This isn't even America!
Hermione: Oh...right. I guess I'll become a solo artist, dye my hair blonde, and wear lots of leather then.
Saruman: Right! Sooo... What are we gonna call ourselves.
Voldie: How about 2 Dark Lords, 2 hobbits, and a wizard.
Samwise: Somehow tat doesn't sound right.
Frodo: How about Mister Frodo and the Zufällig Schaf. (a/n Hope you remembered the translation!)
Ron: That's bloody brilliant!
Saruman: Now we need a theme song.
Frodo: Oh, I wish Uncle Bilbo were here. He's so good at writing.
**
By: the Uruk-hai Hotties
Okay, at this point I'm going to clear up a few things by giving everybody's nicknames, including our hobbit names (which we got from playing the impossible-to-win-unless-you-cheat-as-badly-as-us LotR board game).
Angua27 (me!): Cousine Funf, Lotte, April, Samwise
Varda: Paw, Kristina, Merry
Paw Greenleaf: Rosie, Pippin
Maw: Kelly, Niy (she's a DBZ fan that never read LotR/HP, poor soul)
Brekke: Biker Bud (to Kelly only), Mr. Frodo
She-who-must-not-be-named: someone that thinks fanfic is evil and would kill us if we put her name in this story. She has her own fan club.
Just had to add that in.
Part 9 (already?!)
By: Angua27, Paw Greenleaf, Paw, and Angua27 again.
Samwise: I thought Aragorn loved me?
Frodo: It's okay, I love you.
Samwise: Aww... Mr. Frodo.
Ron: Are all the characters in LotR gay?
Gandalf: Yup.
Ron: Can I be in the next book?
Frodo: There are no more.
Ron: Aww..
Saruman: Hey! I'm straighter than the Cuyahoga!
Harry: Doesn't Cuyahoga mean "Crooked River" in some random Indian language?
Saruman: Okay, then let's all join the LotR books!
JKR: But then who would I write about?
Harry: Ogg, of course! I can see it now... "The Ogg Chronicles!"
JKR: Okay, NO! I created you! NONE OF YOU ARE GAY! And I only mentioned Ogg once in the fourth book! The whole series is not going to be based on him!
Harry: Let's blow this join, peeps.
Ron: Yeah, let's make like a tree and leaf! I mean, leave!
Voldemort: *sigh* Yes, I suppose it is time we headed on to Greater Parmenia.
Wormtail: *sobs* But... But I don't wanna leave!
Lucius Malfoy: Yeah, I've heard stories about that place... it's in Ohio... *shudder*
Wormtail: Yeah, isn't that one of the places you and your Death Eaters gather, Voldie?
Voldemort: Oh yeah, we go there occasionally. To play laser tag.
Saruman: I'm straighter than a squiggly line!
Harry: Umm... yeah. I REALLY don't need an explanation for that one.
Lotte: Saruman ist warm! SEHR warm!
Saruman: Waaa! What's that supposed to mean?
Lotte: Oh, MIST! Ich kann mein Schaf nicht finden. Mein Zufällig Schaf! (a/n This needs translating. It says "Oh, crap. I can't find my sheep. My random sheep!")
Harry: You have a random sheep?
Li'l French Girl; Mais, oui Monsieur Saruman! Le mouton est très petite et fluffy. (a/n I don't speak French, but the best I can translate is "Yes, Mr. Saruman! The sheep is very small and fluffy.")
Harry: Umm yeah.
Pippin: Yeah!
Merry: Yeah!
Frodo and Ron: Yeah!
Shifty Character: Meanwhile...
Sauron: Oh, what is a flaming eye to do when nobody will come to this cool party?
Elanor: Dude, let's go see what is hanging over in Mirkwood.
Sauron: How do you know where they are?
Elanor: You're a lidless all-seeing eye and you have a palantir that Saruman gave you for your b-day. (a/n Paw, I really don't get that.)
Sauron: I need a new contact for my eye, and that thing still works after my orcs played team handball with it?
Shifty Character: Why wasn't I invited to team handball? I hate this job!
Paw: Just do your job, Shifty!
Shifty Character: Humph! Meanwhile...
Hagrid: Harry, you're a -
Harry: Hagrid! What did I tell you!
Hagrid: I-I-I-I meant a very nice boy who would never torture me with a tickling curse for an hour.
Harry: That's better. I just wanted to tell you that I had enough...it ain't no lie.
Nick Carter: Bye! Bye! Bye!
Frodo: Ooh! I LOVE N'Sync. I wanna be in a boy band.
Samwise: Mister Frodo! We could start our own band!
Frodo: Great idea, Samwise. Who else wants to join our band?
Ronald: Me! Me!
Saruman: Me!
Voldie: Me!
Hermione: Me!
Frodo: But you're a girl!
Samwise: Yeah. Girls are icky.
Hermione: Are you trying to oppress me? I'm being patronized.
Frodo: But it's a "boy" band. A girl can't be in a boy band.
Hermione; Have you ever heard of affirmative action? You're denying me my constitutional rights.
Frodo: This isn't even America!
Hermione: Oh...right. I guess I'll become a solo artist, dye my hair blonde, and wear lots of leather then.
Saruman: Right! Sooo... What are we gonna call ourselves.
Voldie: How about 2 Dark Lords, 2 hobbits, and a wizard.
Samwise: Somehow tat doesn't sound right.
Frodo: How about Mister Frodo and the Zufällig Schaf. (a/n Hope you remembered the translation!)
Ron: That's bloody brilliant!
Saruman: Now we need a theme song.
Frodo: Oh, I wish Uncle Bilbo were here. He's so good at writing.
**