Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-Hai Hotties
What to say this time? Oh, I think by this time we were getting quite confused so never mind the strange N'Sync lyrics. I don't think any of us really like N'Sync anyway except to sing really loud to when they're on the radio. Bye! Bye! Bye! is good for that. Oh, and I'm sorry for taking from so many things including a bunch of fanfics. Hopefully you'll forgive us because we're giving you publicity. Publicity people, from our audience, of, oh... 8 people, and most of them are us.
Part 10 (Yes! Double digits!)
By: Paw Greenleaf, Paw, a few lines by Cousine Funf, and a bunch more by Paw
Bilbo: I'm here! Now what's the -MY PRECIOUS! *dives at Frodo*
Frodo: Get off me! And my pipeweed isn't your precious.
Bilbo: Oh, never mind then.
Saruman: Bilbo, we need your help to write a song. We formed a band called Mister Frodo and the Zufällig Schaf.
Bilbo: Hmmm... what kind of music do you sing?
Voldie: Pop! We're a boy band.
Bilbo: Well then, how about a spin-off of "Bye, Bye, Bye?"
Ron: Yeah!
Bilbo: I can see it now... *dream sequence complete with hazy mist*
Frodo: We're doin' this tonight,
If the orcs come we'll have to fight,
I know this can't be right, but Samwise come on...
When we got High, High, High,
Samwise: On pipeweed!
*end dream sequence* How's that for a start?
Voldie: Oh wow, that rocks! We'll make up the rest of the lyrics.
Ron: And we need an agent! And photo shoots!
Samwise: And a mascot! How about an entling?
Ron: Yeah!
Voldie: Cool!
Frodo: All right...
Saruman: Well, I suppose... but only if they agree to stop egging my citadel.
Voldie: Ooo! Ooo! I've got the second verse! Okay, this come's after "Samwise come on..."
I loved you endlessly, and
I really hope you didn't see what
Legolas did to me, but
It ain't no lie, baby
Ron: Ooo! How 'bout instead of a pop song we do some classical music, like a march. I've got one in mind. (a/n We were in the middle of practicing for band contest, which we got a one in, Yeah!)
Frodo: Say that again and yer kicked out.
Ron: What's wrong with some Fillmore or Mozart?
Frodo: Ummm... NO! Besides then Saruman can head bang his cool long rocker hair!
Ron: Dude, I never thought of that.
Saruman: Hey since we're a band now don't we have to have girlfriends, groupies, and addictions.
Frodo: We have pipeweed!
Ron: I can get Colin Creevey to get away from Harry and obsess over the group! What about obsessed girl fans who can't stop fawning over us?
Frodo: Who do you think is writing this dialogue?
Paw: You got that right little hobbit dude!
Ron: Oh. Hi up there!
Random Pencil: Stay on the topic kid! And can I be in the group? I can play a mean drum!
New Pen: New Pen!
Sam: That sounds cool! But why don't you just be a roadie or our contract signer?
Random Pencil: That's cool!
Frodo: Can I be the lead singer? And Saruman can be lead guitarist, Sam on bass. (a/n Just picture Frodo as lead, isn't he soooo cute?)
Voldie: That sounds cool. And I can be the agent.
Ron: Umm...no. You can be drums. And I am so the tambourine.
Super Scottish Man: I want to be opening act and bouncer.
Hugo Bracegirdle: I'll announce!
Ron: Cool! But I've never had pipeweed and we don't have any around Hogwarts.
Frodo: What! I happen to have some old Toby, but you could be the egotistical loner who doesn't smoke instead.
Ron: I'd rather be the psychopathic wild member.
Frodo: Whatever. Where will our first concert be?
Sam: Mirkwood Lembas Center has some openings.
Saruman: Hey Random Pencil can be our bookie!
Random Pencil: I'm down with that yo.
Samwise; We like thoo need costumes to coordinate on stage.
Voldie: I'll go make them, but what should they look like?
Saruman: Hmmm... Fuchsia! Bellbottoms and Fuchsia sequenced vests with sequenced gold tanks.
Sam: And black combat boots!
Frodo: Why don't we stick with matching platforms?
Sam: Okay!
Ron: Oh! I'm too excited! *squeals*
Voldie: Did you just squeal?
Ron: Um... no?
Frodo: That could be your theme or something. Then whenever someone squeals they'll think of you.
Ron: I didn't squeal!
Hagrid: (a/n You can just guess what he's going to say, can't you?) Harry... yer a wizard!
Harry: I am?! I've been going to this Hogwarts school for four years and it just never dawned on me Hagrid! Thanks, this clears up sooo much!
Hagrid: Yup. Just thought you should know.
Ron: I've got a new song! (a/n read Hikaness's Pencil Show! It's really good!)
I had a fish, fish, fish,
It was Fred, Fred, Fred
It was alive, live, live
Fred jumped, jumped, jumped,
Onto the floor, floor, floor
Now he is dead, dead, dead,
Frodo: Interesting, Ron. That's not how it goes, but nice try.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile Harry and the others were pondering away...
Merry: Hey, where did Frodo and Samwise go?
Pippin: don't know. They always go away together for some time anyway.
Merry: I thought we were all mellons.
Harry: What! Why are you talking about mellons, that's a little nasty.
Pippin: Why? I love my mellons, they're so nice.
Merry: Yes, mellons are nice to have. We can be your mellons and like your mellons too.
Harry: Stop it! That is just wrong guys.
Pippin: It's wrong to have mellons? What's wrong with a couple of good, happy mellons?
Merry: Our mellons probably aren't good enough for him and his mellons Pippin.
Harry: Hey guys, why don't we go look for everyone else.
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By: The Uruk-Hai Hotties
What to say this time? Oh, I think by this time we were getting quite confused so never mind the strange N'Sync lyrics. I don't think any of us really like N'Sync anyway except to sing really loud to when they're on the radio. Bye! Bye! Bye! is good for that. Oh, and I'm sorry for taking from so many things including a bunch of fanfics. Hopefully you'll forgive us because we're giving you publicity. Publicity people, from our audience, of, oh... 8 people, and most of them are us.
Part 10 (Yes! Double digits!)
By: Paw Greenleaf, Paw, a few lines by Cousine Funf, and a bunch more by Paw
Bilbo: I'm here! Now what's the -MY PRECIOUS! *dives at Frodo*
Frodo: Get off me! And my pipeweed isn't your precious.
Bilbo: Oh, never mind then.
Saruman: Bilbo, we need your help to write a song. We formed a band called Mister Frodo and the Zufällig Schaf.
Bilbo: Hmmm... what kind of music do you sing?
Voldie: Pop! We're a boy band.
Bilbo: Well then, how about a spin-off of "Bye, Bye, Bye?"
Ron: Yeah!
Bilbo: I can see it now... *dream sequence complete with hazy mist*
Frodo: We're doin' this tonight,
If the orcs come we'll have to fight,
I know this can't be right, but Samwise come on...
When we got High, High, High,
Samwise: On pipeweed!
*end dream sequence* How's that for a start?
Voldie: Oh wow, that rocks! We'll make up the rest of the lyrics.
Ron: And we need an agent! And photo shoots!
Samwise: And a mascot! How about an entling?
Ron: Yeah!
Voldie: Cool!
Frodo: All right...
Saruman: Well, I suppose... but only if they agree to stop egging my citadel.
Voldie: Ooo! Ooo! I've got the second verse! Okay, this come's after "Samwise come on..."
I loved you endlessly, and
I really hope you didn't see what
Legolas did to me, but
It ain't no lie, baby
Ron: Ooo! How 'bout instead of a pop song we do some classical music, like a march. I've got one in mind. (a/n We were in the middle of practicing for band contest, which we got a one in, Yeah!)
Frodo: Say that again and yer kicked out.
Ron: What's wrong with some Fillmore or Mozart?
Frodo: Ummm... NO! Besides then Saruman can head bang his cool long rocker hair!
Ron: Dude, I never thought of that.
Saruman: Hey since we're a band now don't we have to have girlfriends, groupies, and addictions.
Frodo: We have pipeweed!
Ron: I can get Colin Creevey to get away from Harry and obsess over the group! What about obsessed girl fans who can't stop fawning over us?
Frodo: Who do you think is writing this dialogue?
Paw: You got that right little hobbit dude!
Ron: Oh. Hi up there!
Random Pencil: Stay on the topic kid! And can I be in the group? I can play a mean drum!
New Pen: New Pen!
Sam: That sounds cool! But why don't you just be a roadie or our contract signer?
Random Pencil: That's cool!
Frodo: Can I be the lead singer? And Saruman can be lead guitarist, Sam on bass. (a/n Just picture Frodo as lead, isn't he soooo cute?)
Voldie: That sounds cool. And I can be the agent.
Ron: Umm...no. You can be drums. And I am so the tambourine.
Super Scottish Man: I want to be opening act and bouncer.
Hugo Bracegirdle: I'll announce!
Ron: Cool! But I've never had pipeweed and we don't have any around Hogwarts.
Frodo: What! I happen to have some old Toby, but you could be the egotistical loner who doesn't smoke instead.
Ron: I'd rather be the psychopathic wild member.
Frodo: Whatever. Where will our first concert be?
Sam: Mirkwood Lembas Center has some openings.
Saruman: Hey Random Pencil can be our bookie!
Random Pencil: I'm down with that yo.
Samwise; We like thoo need costumes to coordinate on stage.
Voldie: I'll go make them, but what should they look like?
Saruman: Hmmm... Fuchsia! Bellbottoms and Fuchsia sequenced vests with sequenced gold tanks.
Sam: And black combat boots!
Frodo: Why don't we stick with matching platforms?
Sam: Okay!
Ron: Oh! I'm too excited! *squeals*
Voldie: Did you just squeal?
Ron: Um... no?
Frodo: That could be your theme or something. Then whenever someone squeals they'll think of you.
Ron: I didn't squeal!
Hagrid: (a/n You can just guess what he's going to say, can't you?) Harry... yer a wizard!
Harry: I am?! I've been going to this Hogwarts school for four years and it just never dawned on me Hagrid! Thanks, this clears up sooo much!
Hagrid: Yup. Just thought you should know.
Ron: I've got a new song! (a/n read Hikaness's Pencil Show! It's really good!)
I had a fish, fish, fish,
It was Fred, Fred, Fred
It was alive, live, live
Fred jumped, jumped, jumped,
Onto the floor, floor, floor
Now he is dead, dead, dead,
Frodo: Interesting, Ron. That's not how it goes, but nice try.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile Harry and the others were pondering away...
Merry: Hey, where did Frodo and Samwise go?
Pippin: don't know. They always go away together for some time anyway.
Merry: I thought we were all mellons.
Harry: What! Why are you talking about mellons, that's a little nasty.
Pippin: Why? I love my mellons, they're so nice.
Merry: Yes, mellons are nice to have. We can be your mellons and like your mellons too.
Harry: Stop it! That is just wrong guys.
Pippin: It's wrong to have mellons? What's wrong with a couple of good, happy mellons?
Merry: Our mellons probably aren't good enough for him and his mellons Pippin.
Harry: Hey guys, why don't we go look for everyone else.
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