Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Here is another section that was written during a Cub Scout pack meeting. Yes, Paw Greenleaf and I go there to ... er... give our brothers moral support. Right. It has nothing to do with writing random dialogues and making up characters like Shifty Character and Random Pencil. Nothing at all.
Part 11
By: Paw Greenleaf and Angua27
Lupin: Ya know, not in 32 pages have I been in this story.
Paw Greenleaf: Sorry, Lupin. OK, not that you're in this story I can kick you out!
Lupin: No you -
Harry: Well, there goes Lupin.
Akela Stick: Hi - I'm from Cub Scouts. I think this here Blue and Gold Banquet's gonna be a long one! And why do I have to be "passed on" anyway?
Pippin: What's Cub Scouts?
Ron: It's a muggle thing.
Boromir: Oh.
Gimli: Hi, Boromir my man! So, back from the dead so soon? Wow, that was even faster than Gandalf.
Boromir: Oh I know. Sorry about the boat though. That kinda broke up.
Gimli: Oh, that's okay. We're just glad you're back.
Aragorn: No we're not!
Boromir: Hey, I thought we were buddies!
Aragorn: Hah!
Merry: Ah! The egglets attacked Pippin and crushed him into Diamond Crystal Pippin!
Gandalf: That fool of a Took!
Merry: Don't you make fun of poor Pip when he's helpless.
Legolas: He's kind of spicy.
Merry: Oh, no! Stop eating Pippin.
Legolas: Oops.
Egglets: OK, go! GO! Quick, before they see us!
Sausage: Oh no! I have detected an Egglet Spy! Quick! Put up the shields!
Paw Greenleaf: Egglets, back on your side of the plate.
Voldie: And this fits into Voldie Goes to Mordor because...
Paw Greenleaf: Because I say so!
Egglets: Nwalyan huandi!
Sausage: So what if you torture fungi, Egglets?
Egglets: So it's a Useful Phrase in Quenya from Angua27's notebook!
Sausage: Wow! Hey, watch where you're firing those things -
AntiMingle: I'm another one of those REALLY random characters made up at Cub Scouts. I am Angua27's AntiMingle! (because she's not feeling very mingle-ish) And now, I'm going to...*drum roll* sing a song!
It's the end of the mingling as we know it! GASP!
Angua's knot going to mingle anymore!
And is that Random Pencil on the floor?
Let's not mingle anymore, four!
AAAHH! Legolas looks kinda sore!
Sooooo........
I'm the Antimingle, Antimingle,
Mingle, mingle, Anti!
When you don't feel like mingling
Just call on me,
And you won't have to mingle! YEAH!
Voldie: AAAHH! This Antimingle dude is ruining my story! SECURITY!
Random Pencil: What?
Voldie: You're not security!
Random Pencil: Yeah I am! Look how buff I am! Anyway, the real security was kind of...um... bribed to... aaahhh... well, ya know, let me be head of security... he he.
Voldie: I wonder who would do that?
Random Pencil: Well, personally I'd suspect Shifty Character.
Voldie: Oh just LEAVE! Who let a pencil become one of the main characters anyway, huh?
Paw Greenleaf: *looks away and whistles innocently even though she can't whistle*
Saruman: I'm straighter than a slinky.
Random Floor Tile: I'm alive!
Random Pencil: Now that's weird.
Voldie: My poor story.
Frodo: Might as well bury it now.
Boromir: With me!
Frodo: Ew! Your flesh is coming off.
Harry: Darn it. I hate when dead characters start to decompose.
Legolas: Ah! Ah! Get him away from me! He might ruin my gorgeousness. *thinks (term used loosely)* Never mind, that's impossible.
Boromir: I suppose you all want me to go back to the grave then? Is that it?
All: Yes.
Boromir: How come you weren't this mean to Gandalf when he came back from the dead?
Gandalf: Because I wasn't leaking all over the floor.
Boromir: Fine! I'll leave.
Legolas: Thank goodness!
Random Pencil: Who's up for a game of billiards?
Paw: That's too dangerous.
Saruman: I'm straighter than a phone cord. The twisted kind.
Harry: We get the idea. Just don't get too close, ok?
Saruman: Can't promise ya anything there, Harry.
Voldie: Harry's had a few attempts on his life. Haven't you old buddy, old pal? *nudge, nudge*
Harry: Stop it Voldie. You're beginning to sound like Hagrid.
Hagrid: Harry, yer a wizard!
Harry: Not again.
Hagrid: Shouldn't a'told ya that.
Harry: Ugh!
Ogg: No, Ogg.
Paw and Paw Greenleaf: Go Parma Senior High! Go Parma Senior High! It's your birthday! Eat a Twinkie! Buy a hula-hoop! Ooo! Ooo!
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By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Here is another section that was written during a Cub Scout pack meeting. Yes, Paw Greenleaf and I go there to ... er... give our brothers moral support. Right. It has nothing to do with writing random dialogues and making up characters like Shifty Character and Random Pencil. Nothing at all.
Part 11
By: Paw Greenleaf and Angua27
Lupin: Ya know, not in 32 pages have I been in this story.
Paw Greenleaf: Sorry, Lupin. OK, not that you're in this story I can kick you out!
Lupin: No you -
Harry: Well, there goes Lupin.
Akela Stick: Hi - I'm from Cub Scouts. I think this here Blue and Gold Banquet's gonna be a long one! And why do I have to be "passed on" anyway?
Pippin: What's Cub Scouts?
Ron: It's a muggle thing.
Boromir: Oh.
Gimli: Hi, Boromir my man! So, back from the dead so soon? Wow, that was even faster than Gandalf.
Boromir: Oh I know. Sorry about the boat though. That kinda broke up.
Gimli: Oh, that's okay. We're just glad you're back.
Aragorn: No we're not!
Boromir: Hey, I thought we were buddies!
Aragorn: Hah!
Merry: Ah! The egglets attacked Pippin and crushed him into Diamond Crystal Pippin!
Gandalf: That fool of a Took!
Merry: Don't you make fun of poor Pip when he's helpless.
Legolas: He's kind of spicy.
Merry: Oh, no! Stop eating Pippin.
Legolas: Oops.
Egglets: OK, go! GO! Quick, before they see us!
Sausage: Oh no! I have detected an Egglet Spy! Quick! Put up the shields!
Paw Greenleaf: Egglets, back on your side of the plate.
Voldie: And this fits into Voldie Goes to Mordor because...
Paw Greenleaf: Because I say so!
Egglets: Nwalyan huandi!
Sausage: So what if you torture fungi, Egglets?
Egglets: So it's a Useful Phrase in Quenya from Angua27's notebook!
Sausage: Wow! Hey, watch where you're firing those things -
AntiMingle: I'm another one of those REALLY random characters made up at Cub Scouts. I am Angua27's AntiMingle! (because she's not feeling very mingle-ish) And now, I'm going to...*drum roll* sing a song!
It's the end of the mingling as we know it! GASP!
Angua's knot going to mingle anymore!
And is that Random Pencil on the floor?
Let's not mingle anymore, four!
AAAHH! Legolas looks kinda sore!
Sooooo........
I'm the Antimingle, Antimingle,
Mingle, mingle, Anti!
When you don't feel like mingling
Just call on me,
And you won't have to mingle! YEAH!
Voldie: AAAHH! This Antimingle dude is ruining my story! SECURITY!
Random Pencil: What?
Voldie: You're not security!
Random Pencil: Yeah I am! Look how buff I am! Anyway, the real security was kind of...um... bribed to... aaahhh... well, ya know, let me be head of security... he he.
Voldie: I wonder who would do that?
Random Pencil: Well, personally I'd suspect Shifty Character.
Voldie: Oh just LEAVE! Who let a pencil become one of the main characters anyway, huh?
Paw Greenleaf: *looks away and whistles innocently even though she can't whistle*
Saruman: I'm straighter than a slinky.
Random Floor Tile: I'm alive!
Random Pencil: Now that's weird.
Voldie: My poor story.
Frodo: Might as well bury it now.
Boromir: With me!
Frodo: Ew! Your flesh is coming off.
Harry: Darn it. I hate when dead characters start to decompose.
Legolas: Ah! Ah! Get him away from me! He might ruin my gorgeousness. *thinks (term used loosely)* Never mind, that's impossible.
Boromir: I suppose you all want me to go back to the grave then? Is that it?
All: Yes.
Boromir: How come you weren't this mean to Gandalf when he came back from the dead?
Gandalf: Because I wasn't leaking all over the floor.
Boromir: Fine! I'll leave.
Legolas: Thank goodness!
Random Pencil: Who's up for a game of billiards?
Paw: That's too dangerous.
Saruman: I'm straighter than a phone cord. The twisted kind.
Harry: We get the idea. Just don't get too close, ok?
Saruman: Can't promise ya anything there, Harry.
Voldie: Harry's had a few attempts on his life. Haven't you old buddy, old pal? *nudge, nudge*
Harry: Stop it Voldie. You're beginning to sound like Hagrid.
Hagrid: Harry, yer a wizard!
Harry: Not again.
Hagrid: Shouldn't a'told ya that.
Harry: Ugh!
Ogg: No, Ogg.
Paw and Paw Greenleaf: Go Parma Senior High! Go Parma Senior High! It's your birthday! Eat a Twinkie! Buy a hula-hoop! Ooo! Ooo!
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