Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Hmm... Not sure what to write now. I'm listening to The Hobbit! It's quite fun. I'm only on chapter 2, but I've read the book three times and seen the movie too, so I kinda know what's going to happen. Anyway, I've become enamored with books on tape so I also have Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but that's on CD and I don't have a CD player at work. Oh, well. I'm babbling. Just read. Oh, and I'm going to put one asterisk (*) in between each of our parts.
Part 12
By: Paw, Paw Greenleaf, and Angua27
Frodo: *opens eyes really wide and just stares at Paw Greenleaf and Paw*
Paw: Umm... Can you stop looking at us like that?
Frodo: Sorry, sometimes I like to just open my eyes really wide and look distressed and worried.
Harry: What's that in the air?
Gimli: It's only a cloud.
Legolas: Nope, it's some Nazgul. Get glasses hon, I mean dude.
Saruman: Hey guys! Down here partaay!
Frodo: Oh, no! My ring!
Saruman: Ring? What ring? Oh, THAT ring, they decided to give up and start a bowling league.
Nazgul: Yes. We are the Nine Pins. Cool, eh?
Frodo: Nine Pins? Whatever.
Hagrid: Frodo you're a ringbearer!
Frodo: Wrong story halfwit!
Hagrid: Oh. Shouldn't have told you that.
*
Chicken Pickin: I'm straighter than a spiral!
Cobette: Shut up, road kill! No one's supposed to know about "us!"
Note from Paw Greenleaf: Chicken Pickin and Cobette are foods our school had for lunch one day, and obviously we thought they were very funny.
C. P.: What do you mean by "us?" Oh, if THAT's what you think - I was just reaching over to get my drink!
Cobette: Well, that certainly wasn't what it looked like from my point of view!
C. P.: You have a sick, sick mind Cobette.
Cobette: Oh, I know. *nudge, nudge*
Voldie: What is a chicken sandwich doing in my story??!
C.P.: Well, EXCUSE ME, Mr. Dark Lord, but it's not our fault.
Random Pencil: Don't worry; he said the same thing to me when I first came in this story, and look what a major character I am!
Voldie: Unfortunately.
Elrond: I didn't! I swear to you! I never touched your $10, extra-shiny, no-split-ends conditioner!
Legolas: Well, it's missing and I saw you staring at it enviously only yesterday!
Elrond: Okay, I admit I stared at it and was THINKING about using it, but then I heard someone coming so I left.
Legolas: A likely story.
Elrond: Legolas, I don't even care about my hair as much as you do! See? *holds up a handful of hair* Split ends! That PROVES I didn't use it!
Legolas: But... but... where is it then? What am I going to do? I feel lost...
Cobette: Oh, for god's sake. Get a hold of yourself, elf.
C. P.: Get over yourself goodbye!
Cobette: That song was soooo last year.
Legolas: Yeah, you guys don't even have hair!
*
Gandalf: Why, hello Saruman! Your hair looks awful extra shiny and amazingly split-endless.
Saruman: Why thank you.
Legolas: YOU!
Saruman: Me?
Legolas: You took my $10 extra-shiny-no-split-ends conditioner.
Saruman: I soooo did not.
Legolas: Then why is your hair shiny and split-endless?
Saruman: Because I bought my own extra-shiny-no-split-ends conditioner with calcium and I spent $12.
Legolas: Never! Your hair cannot be better than mine.
**
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Hmm... Not sure what to write now. I'm listening to The Hobbit! It's quite fun. I'm only on chapter 2, but I've read the book three times and seen the movie too, so I kinda know what's going to happen. Anyway, I've become enamored with books on tape so I also have Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but that's on CD and I don't have a CD player at work. Oh, well. I'm babbling. Just read. Oh, and I'm going to put one asterisk (*) in between each of our parts.
Part 12
By: Paw, Paw Greenleaf, and Angua27
Frodo: *opens eyes really wide and just stares at Paw Greenleaf and Paw*
Paw: Umm... Can you stop looking at us like that?
Frodo: Sorry, sometimes I like to just open my eyes really wide and look distressed and worried.
Harry: What's that in the air?
Gimli: It's only a cloud.
Legolas: Nope, it's some Nazgul. Get glasses hon, I mean dude.
Saruman: Hey guys! Down here partaay!
Frodo: Oh, no! My ring!
Saruman: Ring? What ring? Oh, THAT ring, they decided to give up and start a bowling league.
Nazgul: Yes. We are the Nine Pins. Cool, eh?
Frodo: Nine Pins? Whatever.
Hagrid: Frodo you're a ringbearer!
Frodo: Wrong story halfwit!
Hagrid: Oh. Shouldn't have told you that.
*
Chicken Pickin: I'm straighter than a spiral!
Cobette: Shut up, road kill! No one's supposed to know about "us!"
Note from Paw Greenleaf: Chicken Pickin and Cobette are foods our school had for lunch one day, and obviously we thought they were very funny.
C. P.: What do you mean by "us?" Oh, if THAT's what you think - I was just reaching over to get my drink!
Cobette: Well, that certainly wasn't what it looked like from my point of view!
C. P.: You have a sick, sick mind Cobette.
Cobette: Oh, I know. *nudge, nudge*
Voldie: What is a chicken sandwich doing in my story??!
C.P.: Well, EXCUSE ME, Mr. Dark Lord, but it's not our fault.
Random Pencil: Don't worry; he said the same thing to me when I first came in this story, and look what a major character I am!
Voldie: Unfortunately.
Elrond: I didn't! I swear to you! I never touched your $10, extra-shiny, no-split-ends conditioner!
Legolas: Well, it's missing and I saw you staring at it enviously only yesterday!
Elrond: Okay, I admit I stared at it and was THINKING about using it, but then I heard someone coming so I left.
Legolas: A likely story.
Elrond: Legolas, I don't even care about my hair as much as you do! See? *holds up a handful of hair* Split ends! That PROVES I didn't use it!
Legolas: But... but... where is it then? What am I going to do? I feel lost...
Cobette: Oh, for god's sake. Get a hold of yourself, elf.
C. P.: Get over yourself goodbye!
Cobette: That song was soooo last year.
Legolas: Yeah, you guys don't even have hair!
*
Gandalf: Why, hello Saruman! Your hair looks awful extra shiny and amazingly split-endless.
Saruman: Why thank you.
Legolas: YOU!
Saruman: Me?
Legolas: You took my $10 extra-shiny-no-split-ends conditioner.
Saruman: I soooo did not.
Legolas: Then why is your hair shiny and split-endless?
Saruman: Because I bought my own extra-shiny-no-split-ends conditioner with calcium and I spent $12.
Legolas: Never! Your hair cannot be better than mine.
**