Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Deutsch ist toll! Español es la bomba! Je ne parlez pa Francais. Nwaylan hwandi!
I don't own anything. Thought I should probably remind you of that.
Part 13 (OOH! Unluckyness! We need a burglar to join our chapters. Come here Bilbo. Bilbo: Not again! Me: Yes, again. We must be lucky so I think we'll just say you're a chapter and we'll skip part 13. Sound good? Bilbo: Not really. Me: Well, tough luck)
Part 13 + Bilbo = Part 14!
By: Paw Greenleaf and Angua27
Merry and Sam: I have a dog, dog, dog
His name is Spot, Spot, Spot
He likes to run, run, run
Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
Mister Frodo: Exactly what are you guys doing?
Merry: Paying tribute to the Pencil Show!
Mr. Frodo: Oh. Um, yeah.
Lotte: Was ist los, Angua?
Angua: Oh, nothing. Besides that my German side is talking to me. (a/n using verb forms and vocabulary I don't even know yet.)
Lotte: Es tut mir leid. Aber jetzt ist Paw Greenleaf in Deutsch Klasse.
Voldie: Can we speak in English here?
Lotte: Okay.
Voldie: Ya know, I haven't got to Mordor yet. And if we don't get back to the main story line, I think I'll just apparate there.
Lotte: Oh Mist!
Angua: Sehr nein!
Pippin: I'm a little teapot -
Angua: No! We're getting back to the story, remember?
Pippin: Oh yeah.
Gandalf: Quick! Run everybody! The Orcs are right behind us!
Legolas: *fires two arrows*
Orcs: AAAAHHHH! Ash nazg! Ash nazg! Usukin Legolassi! *orcs run away*
Gimli: Well, we sure showed them!
Balrog: *walks toward Gandalf*
Gandalf: Not another damn Balrog. Shoo! Go away! I said, SHOO!
Balrog: *tries to knock Gandalf into the abyss*
Gandalf: Oh, knock it off. I already died when you did that.
Balrog: *looks up at Gandalf with big sad Balrog eyes*
Gandalf: Why don't you go kill some Orcs?
Balrog: *nods energetically*
Gandalf: Well, now that we've got him off of our hands how 'bout we find a way outta here?
Legolas: Like, that's so totally what we've been trying to do.
*
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!
Harry: I once met a dwarf that sang a Valentine's Day song to me. I still have nightmares about it.
Aragorn: PLEASE don't let Gimli sing!
Gimli: All the little orcs with their daisy duke shorts sing Mordor rocks! Mordor rocks!
Harry: AH! Stop! I see what you mean.
Saruman: Yo Leggy! I lied about that hair conditioner. I only spent $11.99.
Legolas: That's okay. I talked to my counselor and he said I'm hotter than anyone else anyway so it doesn't matter.
Aragorn: You finally got a counselor? Who is it?
Legolas: My mirror.
Dumbledore: Right! Now I think we need some Harry Potter influence here. You darn Lord of the Rings people are taking over!
Voldie: No! This is my story! They can't take over.
Frodo: I think we shall.
Jeff: Yes! A hobbit army! Finally!
Angua27: Shut up, Jeff. You should have read the whole book.
Random Orc: Ugasta gattie! Ugasta gattie! Hoom, hoom, hoom, hoom....
Lotte: Jetzt ich bin in die Deutsch Klase! Ich wohne in Deutsch Klase.
Abril: Porque estas hablando en el aleman? Tu estudiaras español en la universidad. Tememos las personajes que hablan en el aleman o frances pero no español. Que barbaridad!
Voldie: Are you quite finished?
Abril: Si.
Voldie: Great. We really need something to do. Maybe we could go hunt some orcs.
Legolas: I've done that before. It's bad for your skin.
Frodo: Why exactly do you care? You're an elf. You live forever and never age. Actually you get better looking with age. You're perfect by your nature. Why do you worry about it so much?
Legolas: Have you seen Elrond? I think he has wrinkles and I swear Galadriel has a grey hair.
Galadriel: *goes all scary* I DO NOT!!
Gandalf: Fly, you fools!
Legolas: See, you can never be too careful.
**
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Deutsch ist toll! Español es la bomba! Je ne parlez pa Francais. Nwaylan hwandi!
I don't own anything. Thought I should probably remind you of that.
Part 13 (OOH! Unluckyness! We need a burglar to join our chapters. Come here Bilbo. Bilbo: Not again! Me: Yes, again. We must be lucky so I think we'll just say you're a chapter and we'll skip part 13. Sound good? Bilbo: Not really. Me: Well, tough luck)
Part 13 + Bilbo = Part 14!
By: Paw Greenleaf and Angua27
Merry and Sam: I have a dog, dog, dog
His name is Spot, Spot, Spot
He likes to run, run, run
Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
Mister Frodo: Exactly what are you guys doing?
Merry: Paying tribute to the Pencil Show!
Mr. Frodo: Oh. Um, yeah.
Lotte: Was ist los, Angua?
Angua: Oh, nothing. Besides that my German side is talking to me. (a/n using verb forms and vocabulary I don't even know yet.)
Lotte: Es tut mir leid. Aber jetzt ist Paw Greenleaf in Deutsch Klasse.
Voldie: Can we speak in English here?
Lotte: Okay.
Voldie: Ya know, I haven't got to Mordor yet. And if we don't get back to the main story line, I think I'll just apparate there.
Lotte: Oh Mist!
Angua: Sehr nein!
Pippin: I'm a little teapot -
Angua: No! We're getting back to the story, remember?
Pippin: Oh yeah.
Gandalf: Quick! Run everybody! The Orcs are right behind us!
Legolas: *fires two arrows*
Orcs: AAAAHHHH! Ash nazg! Ash nazg! Usukin Legolassi! *orcs run away*
Gimli: Well, we sure showed them!
Balrog: *walks toward Gandalf*
Gandalf: Not another damn Balrog. Shoo! Go away! I said, SHOO!
Balrog: *tries to knock Gandalf into the abyss*
Gandalf: Oh, knock it off. I already died when you did that.
Balrog: *looks up at Gandalf with big sad Balrog eyes*
Gandalf: Why don't you go kill some Orcs?
Balrog: *nods energetically*
Gandalf: Well, now that we've got him off of our hands how 'bout we find a way outta here?
Legolas: Like, that's so totally what we've been trying to do.
*
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!
Harry: I once met a dwarf that sang a Valentine's Day song to me. I still have nightmares about it.
Aragorn: PLEASE don't let Gimli sing!
Gimli: All the little orcs with their daisy duke shorts sing Mordor rocks! Mordor rocks!
Harry: AH! Stop! I see what you mean.
Saruman: Yo Leggy! I lied about that hair conditioner. I only spent $11.99.
Legolas: That's okay. I talked to my counselor and he said I'm hotter than anyone else anyway so it doesn't matter.
Aragorn: You finally got a counselor? Who is it?
Legolas: My mirror.
Dumbledore: Right! Now I think we need some Harry Potter influence here. You darn Lord of the Rings people are taking over!
Voldie: No! This is my story! They can't take over.
Frodo: I think we shall.
Jeff: Yes! A hobbit army! Finally!
Angua27: Shut up, Jeff. You should have read the whole book.
Random Orc: Ugasta gattie! Ugasta gattie! Hoom, hoom, hoom, hoom....
Lotte: Jetzt ich bin in die Deutsch Klase! Ich wohne in Deutsch Klase.
Abril: Porque estas hablando en el aleman? Tu estudiaras español en la universidad. Tememos las personajes que hablan en el aleman o frances pero no español. Que barbaridad!
Voldie: Are you quite finished?
Abril: Si.
Voldie: Great. We really need something to do. Maybe we could go hunt some orcs.
Legolas: I've done that before. It's bad for your skin.
Frodo: Why exactly do you care? You're an elf. You live forever and never age. Actually you get better looking with age. You're perfect by your nature. Why do you worry about it so much?
Legolas: Have you seen Elrond? I think he has wrinkles and I swear Galadriel has a grey hair.
Galadriel: *goes all scary* I DO NOT!!
Gandalf: Fly, you fools!
Legolas: See, you can never be too careful.
**