Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
I'm listening to the Lotr soundtrack now. I love Concerning Hobbits and any song that it turns up in. Ooh! And the Bridge of Khazaz-dum is awesome. I always find myself saying "Fly, you fools," at the appropriate point and there's the cool chanting that sounds like "Ugasta gattie, ugasta gattie..." Paw Greenleaf and I always sing that part during band because we're... well, we're weird. I'm in a ranting mood today so that's why I'm talking about everything. And did you hear they're supposed to add extra footage to Fotr? I'm soooooooo excited! Four minutes of TTT comes out on March 29th in Australia, I guess. I don't think I've ever spent seven bucks for four minutes of footage before (except maybe when we saw A.I. because it had the HP trailer last year), but it'll be worth it! If you're as excitable as I am about this stuff please email me! I like penpals!
Part 15
By: Paw, Angua27, and Paw again.
Arwen: hey guys, what would you think if I decided to get my hair cut really short?
Frodo: Do we know of any elves with short hair though?
Arwen: Oh, my gosh. There go the stereotypes along with my Aragorn defining his sexuality.
Aragorn: I like Arwen! I like girls not little HOBBITS! I am not a pervert like Boromir.
Boromir: I resent that!
Aragorn: Get back in the ground or wherever you came from.
Boromir: Why should I? It took so long to die the first time, I wasn't sure if I forgot to say something so I came back.
Legolas: *shoot six arrows at Boromir and Boromir dies*
Boromir: Why did you go and do that, I mean what did I ever do to you. This really hurts after awhile, having six arrows in me...
Legolas: Just ignore him. He'll talk for 15 minutes and then he'll shut up.
Ron: Dude, you guys didn't get very far.
Voldie: Where have you been Ronnie?
Ron: Well, I tried apparation, but then I ended up somewhere in the North Pole.
Voldie: THAT's why you have that strange smell then!
Random Orc: I'm a hottie!
Frodo: Whatever happened to that band we created?
Sam: Must have not gotten a good agent. Random Pencil kind of forgot that small detail.
Random Pencil: Oh suuure... blame it on the pencil.
Moaning Myrtle: You don't love me!
Everyone: Shut up!
Moaning Myrtle: Waahhh! *stops abruptly* I need an asprin, all this moaning is apain on the throat. See ya guys.
Harry: Um. But... but... aren't...
*
Voldie: Okay, I AM going to Mordor and nobody's going to stop me. Not Dumbledore, not Saruman, not even Random Pencil.
Paw Greenleaf: What about me?
Voldie: Okay, you might be able to stop me, but nobody else.
Paw Greenleaf: Are you SURE nobody else?
Voldie: Yes?
Paw Greenleaf: Because I could bring out *scary music* LEGOLAS!
Voldie: What? Why is he scary?
Legolas: You know, baldness was soooo last year. I think you need extensions. You can be blonde like me! But not like Elrond.
Harry: Wasn't he involved in some kind of scandal in the states?
Elrond: That was not me! That was Enron, I swear no connection. I just hope they don't issue that subpoena.
Aragorn: I always wondered where you got the money to finance Rivendell.
Ron: Hey Hermione, what's up with that outfit? You look very... shiny.
Hermione: You know that band you guys wouldn't let me join? Well, I did become a solo artist and I'm incredibly popular in the muggle world.
Harry: I just never though I'd see you wearing so much leather.
Ron: You should have said "so little." I never before noticed Hermione's -
Pippin: Mellons! All my mellons are here together!
Harry: Wow, did that sound wrong.
Hermione: I am sooo not a sex object. I'm a talented performer.
Gollum: Sso iss preciousssss.
Frodo: I'm not sure I would agree on either of those labels for him.
Gollum: *looks dejected*
Aragorn: hey, stay away from my Frodo.
*
Sam: Hey, he's my Mr. Frodo!
Aragorn: Is not!
Arwen: Hi Aragorn, what were you saying?
Aragorn: Dang! You elves have the disturbing ability to just appear.
Arwen: Excuse me?
Aragorn: Umm...*coughs* nothing my sweet darling wife.
Random Pencil: Hey why don't Arwen and Eowyn get together for a change?
Sam: Eww! That's gross! Time for our bubble bath Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: It's time already?! Yea!
Shifty Character: Shift, shift, shift... oh, yeah we gonna shift story lines. World Traveler, World Traveler.
Harry: We're not ready to shift yet.
Shifty Character: I know, I just had to sing something.
Legolas: I've got the urge to Herbal!
**
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
I'm listening to the Lotr soundtrack now. I love Concerning Hobbits and any song that it turns up in. Ooh! And the Bridge of Khazaz-dum is awesome. I always find myself saying "Fly, you fools," at the appropriate point and there's the cool chanting that sounds like "Ugasta gattie, ugasta gattie..." Paw Greenleaf and I always sing that part during band because we're... well, we're weird. I'm in a ranting mood today so that's why I'm talking about everything. And did you hear they're supposed to add extra footage to Fotr? I'm soooooooo excited! Four minutes of TTT comes out on March 29th in Australia, I guess. I don't think I've ever spent seven bucks for four minutes of footage before (except maybe when we saw A.I. because it had the HP trailer last year), but it'll be worth it! If you're as excitable as I am about this stuff please email me! I like penpals!
Part 15
By: Paw, Angua27, and Paw again.
Arwen: hey guys, what would you think if I decided to get my hair cut really short?
Frodo: Do we know of any elves with short hair though?
Arwen: Oh, my gosh. There go the stereotypes along with my Aragorn defining his sexuality.
Aragorn: I like Arwen! I like girls not little HOBBITS! I am not a pervert like Boromir.
Boromir: I resent that!
Aragorn: Get back in the ground or wherever you came from.
Boromir: Why should I? It took so long to die the first time, I wasn't sure if I forgot to say something so I came back.
Legolas: *shoot six arrows at Boromir and Boromir dies*
Boromir: Why did you go and do that, I mean what did I ever do to you. This really hurts after awhile, having six arrows in me...
Legolas: Just ignore him. He'll talk for 15 minutes and then he'll shut up.
Ron: Dude, you guys didn't get very far.
Voldie: Where have you been Ronnie?
Ron: Well, I tried apparation, but then I ended up somewhere in the North Pole.
Voldie: THAT's why you have that strange smell then!
Random Orc: I'm a hottie!
Frodo: Whatever happened to that band we created?
Sam: Must have not gotten a good agent. Random Pencil kind of forgot that small detail.
Random Pencil: Oh suuure... blame it on the pencil.
Moaning Myrtle: You don't love me!
Everyone: Shut up!
Moaning Myrtle: Waahhh! *stops abruptly* I need an asprin, all this moaning is apain on the throat. See ya guys.
Harry: Um. But... but... aren't...
*
Voldie: Okay, I AM going to Mordor and nobody's going to stop me. Not Dumbledore, not Saruman, not even Random Pencil.
Paw Greenleaf: What about me?
Voldie: Okay, you might be able to stop me, but nobody else.
Paw Greenleaf: Are you SURE nobody else?
Voldie: Yes?
Paw Greenleaf: Because I could bring out *scary music* LEGOLAS!
Voldie: What? Why is he scary?
Legolas: You know, baldness was soooo last year. I think you need extensions. You can be blonde like me! But not like Elrond.
Harry: Wasn't he involved in some kind of scandal in the states?
Elrond: That was not me! That was Enron, I swear no connection. I just hope they don't issue that subpoena.
Aragorn: I always wondered where you got the money to finance Rivendell.
Ron: Hey Hermione, what's up with that outfit? You look very... shiny.
Hermione: You know that band you guys wouldn't let me join? Well, I did become a solo artist and I'm incredibly popular in the muggle world.
Harry: I just never though I'd see you wearing so much leather.
Ron: You should have said "so little." I never before noticed Hermione's -
Pippin: Mellons! All my mellons are here together!
Harry: Wow, did that sound wrong.
Hermione: I am sooo not a sex object. I'm a talented performer.
Gollum: Sso iss preciousssss.
Frodo: I'm not sure I would agree on either of those labels for him.
Gollum: *looks dejected*
Aragorn: hey, stay away from my Frodo.
*
Sam: Hey, he's my Mr. Frodo!
Aragorn: Is not!
Arwen: Hi Aragorn, what were you saying?
Aragorn: Dang! You elves have the disturbing ability to just appear.
Arwen: Excuse me?
Aragorn: Umm...*coughs* nothing my sweet darling wife.
Random Pencil: Hey why don't Arwen and Eowyn get together for a change?
Sam: Eww! That's gross! Time for our bubble bath Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: It's time already?! Yea!
Shifty Character: Shift, shift, shift... oh, yeah we gonna shift story lines. World Traveler, World Traveler.
Harry: We're not ready to shift yet.
Shifty Character: I know, I just had to sing something.
Legolas: I've got the urge to Herbal!
**