Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Wow, am I bored today. This is the fourth chapter I've typed today plus my new Fifth Book chapter. To write the unwritable story! Sorry. I'm now listening to Man of la Mancha. Lalalalala. Okay. I'll stop now.
Part 16
By: Angua27, Paw, and Paw Greenleaf.
Harry: I'm very frightened of Legolas.
Gimli: I wonder why.
Legolas: Natural botanicals...
Harry: Riiight.
Voldie: I was getting a bit philosophical lately...
Merry: Just what we need, a philosophical Dark Lord.
Voldie: Shut up hobbit! And I was wondering where are we? I know I'm going to Mordor, but where are we now?
Frodo: Well, DUH! We're here!
Voldie: Where is here?
Socrates: Good question, but don't get too inquisitive. They'll kill you for that.
Harry: Well, we've been up at Hogwarts and in Bree and in a padded room and, well I don't know.
Neville: I don't want to be lost!
Legolas: We could all go to Mirkwood. My dad has a cool pad.
Gimli: Your dad locked my dad up in the prisons! We should go to Moria.
Frodo: Right, like we're falling for that again.
Voldie: I KNOW where I'm going, I just don't know where I am.
Seamus Finnigan: Well, there're trees and birds and rocks and things.
Ron: Hey Seamus! What are you doing here?
Seamus: Where is here?
Harry: Funny, we were just wondering that ourselves.
Legolas: While we're trying to figure out where we are we should go somewhere so then we'll know where we're at.
Aragorn: Wow. That was amazingly logical coming out of Legolas.
Legolas: Peanuts! Peanuts everywhere! I love peanuts!
Voldie: So where should we go?
Frodo: You're not coming to Bag End. No way, no how.
Samwise: We should go to Rivendell to see the elves. They have really good food.
Harry: They're not all like Legolas are they?
Legolas: Mordor rocks! Mordor rocks!
Samwise: No, thank goodness.
Harry: Well, that's okay then. Let's visit Rivendell!
Elrond: Hey! How come nobody asked me about bringing everybody here? I don't want to cook for an infinite number of characters. Besides, they'll probably wear out the new carpet I put in.
Voldie: We should go jam in Azkaban.
Harry: No! It's decided. We're going to Rivendell. I can't stand dementors.
Ron: Yeah, you always pass out and mumble things about your mother. It freaks me out.
Lupin: You're such a wimp, Harry.
Harry: I thought you said that I was all strong and stuff anyway.
Lupin: I say that to all the boys.
Angua27: NO! Take that back. You are the one character that cannot be gay!
Lupin: *trembling* Okay, okay. I never layed a hand on Harry.
Harry: Harumph.
Angua27: *sobbing* New topic, please.
Ron: So how 'bout them Cannons?
Harry: They suck.
Paw Greenleaf: Yeah. They Haileyburg Hammers are soooo much better.
Angua27: Nuh-uh! Moosejaw Meteorites forever.
Samwise: Aw, how come nobody likes the Gallopin' Gamgees?
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Frodo: 'Cause after you declared yourself Samwise the Strong when you had the ring, people got a little scared.
Random Orc: I'm a hottie!
Random Pencil: I like cheese!
Random Randomness: Do you know why the sky is blue?
Voldie: Can we get back to the story!
Random Pencil: No! The authors lack inspiration!
Harry: They lack inspiration? What shall we do?
Ron: Hey look up in the sky. It's a dragon!
Frodo: Actually it looks like a pair of -
Pippin: Two mellons are better than none, my mam used to say.
Sam: It's inspirational character!
Inspirational Character: Yes. I will give inspiration to Paw, Paw Greenleaf, Funf, etc., etc., etc...
Paw: Gee whiz! Thanks Inspirational Character!
Inspirational Character: I know, and I will fly away now because my name is too long to write over and over, and besides I like to show off my uncanny abilities.
Merry: Ooooo...
*
Aragorn: I am soooo going to Iceland now. C'mon Legolas.
Legolas: Ooo! Ooo! An Adventure! Me like Adventures!
Aragorn: Let us be off then!
Voldie: Okay, well you two do that then. The rest of us are gonna hang wid it in Rivendell.
Legolas: OK. Bye-Bye! *they leave*
Paw Greenleaf: Inspirational Character, get back over here!
Inspirational Character: What now?
Paw Greenleaf: What should happen now?
Inspirational Character: There should be a conga line.
Paw Greenleaf: *characters conga into Rivendell*
Elrond: I don't want all these people here! I don't even know most of them!
Voldie: Sorry, but well, we were lost and... suddenly we're not lost anymore.
Sam: Yeah! Go us! Go us! It's your birthday! Eat a Twinkie! Buy a hula-hoop! Ooo! Ooo!
Elrond: Um, Okay. Well, I guess you should come in...
Draco: Par-taaay!
Dumbledore: Come on, Dracdawg! Let's break-dance!
Frodo: Karaoke! It's my life! It's now...
**
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Wow, am I bored today. This is the fourth chapter I've typed today plus my new Fifth Book chapter. To write the unwritable story! Sorry. I'm now listening to Man of la Mancha. Lalalalala. Okay. I'll stop now.
Part 16
By: Angua27, Paw, and Paw Greenleaf.
Harry: I'm very frightened of Legolas.
Gimli: I wonder why.
Legolas: Natural botanicals...
Harry: Riiight.
Voldie: I was getting a bit philosophical lately...
Merry: Just what we need, a philosophical Dark Lord.
Voldie: Shut up hobbit! And I was wondering where are we? I know I'm going to Mordor, but where are we now?
Frodo: Well, DUH! We're here!
Voldie: Where is here?
Socrates: Good question, but don't get too inquisitive. They'll kill you for that.
Harry: Well, we've been up at Hogwarts and in Bree and in a padded room and, well I don't know.
Neville: I don't want to be lost!
Legolas: We could all go to Mirkwood. My dad has a cool pad.
Gimli: Your dad locked my dad up in the prisons! We should go to Moria.
Frodo: Right, like we're falling for that again.
Voldie: I KNOW where I'm going, I just don't know where I am.
Seamus Finnigan: Well, there're trees and birds and rocks and things.
Ron: Hey Seamus! What are you doing here?
Seamus: Where is here?
Harry: Funny, we were just wondering that ourselves.
Legolas: While we're trying to figure out where we are we should go somewhere so then we'll know where we're at.
Aragorn: Wow. That was amazingly logical coming out of Legolas.
Legolas: Peanuts! Peanuts everywhere! I love peanuts!
Voldie: So where should we go?
Frodo: You're not coming to Bag End. No way, no how.
Samwise: We should go to Rivendell to see the elves. They have really good food.
Harry: They're not all like Legolas are they?
Legolas: Mordor rocks! Mordor rocks!
Samwise: No, thank goodness.
Harry: Well, that's okay then. Let's visit Rivendell!
Elrond: Hey! How come nobody asked me about bringing everybody here? I don't want to cook for an infinite number of characters. Besides, they'll probably wear out the new carpet I put in.
Voldie: We should go jam in Azkaban.
Harry: No! It's decided. We're going to Rivendell. I can't stand dementors.
Ron: Yeah, you always pass out and mumble things about your mother. It freaks me out.
Lupin: You're such a wimp, Harry.
Harry: I thought you said that I was all strong and stuff anyway.
Lupin: I say that to all the boys.
Angua27: NO! Take that back. You are the one character that cannot be gay!
Lupin: *trembling* Okay, okay. I never layed a hand on Harry.
Harry: Harumph.
Angua27: *sobbing* New topic, please.
Ron: So how 'bout them Cannons?
Harry: They suck.
Paw Greenleaf: Yeah. They Haileyburg Hammers are soooo much better.
Angua27: Nuh-uh! Moosejaw Meteorites forever.
Samwise: Aw, how come nobody likes the Gallopin' Gamgees?
*
Frodo: 'Cause after you declared yourself Samwise the Strong when you had the ring, people got a little scared.
Random Orc: I'm a hottie!
Random Pencil: I like cheese!
Random Randomness: Do you know why the sky is blue?
Voldie: Can we get back to the story!
Random Pencil: No! The authors lack inspiration!
Harry: They lack inspiration? What shall we do?
Ron: Hey look up in the sky. It's a dragon!
Frodo: Actually it looks like a pair of -
Pippin: Two mellons are better than none, my mam used to say.
Sam: It's inspirational character!
Inspirational Character: Yes. I will give inspiration to Paw, Paw Greenleaf, Funf, etc., etc., etc...
Paw: Gee whiz! Thanks Inspirational Character!
Inspirational Character: I know, and I will fly away now because my name is too long to write over and over, and besides I like to show off my uncanny abilities.
Merry: Ooooo...
*
Aragorn: I am soooo going to Iceland now. C'mon Legolas.
Legolas: Ooo! Ooo! An Adventure! Me like Adventures!
Aragorn: Let us be off then!
Voldie: Okay, well you two do that then. The rest of us are gonna hang wid it in Rivendell.
Legolas: OK. Bye-Bye! *they leave*
Paw Greenleaf: Inspirational Character, get back over here!
Inspirational Character: What now?
Paw Greenleaf: What should happen now?
Inspirational Character: There should be a conga line.
Paw Greenleaf: *characters conga into Rivendell*
Elrond: I don't want all these people here! I don't even know most of them!
Voldie: Sorry, but well, we were lost and... suddenly we're not lost anymore.
Sam: Yeah! Go us! Go us! It's your birthday! Eat a Twinkie! Buy a hula-hoop! Ooo! Ooo!
Elrond: Um, Okay. Well, I guess you should come in...
Draco: Par-taaay!
Dumbledore: Come on, Dracdawg! Let's break-dance!
Frodo: Karaoke! It's my life! It's now...
**