Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is supposed to come out in September, unfortunately by then Paw Greenleaf will still be here, Paw won't be too far away, but I'll be almost out of the state. I'm going to have to take the bus back up so we can go to the store together. It's so sad though. *sob, sob*
Part 17
By: Angua27, Paw, Paw Greenleaf, and Angua27 again.
Samwise: No! No! Mister Frodo, you're singing it wrong. It goes *ahem*:
This is a song for the ringbearers
For Frodo and Samwise (that's me!)
Who stuck together
I don't wanna be another face in the Shire
'Cos we saved it when Sharkey set it on fire
It's my ring and it's now or never
I don't want to live forever
'Cos I'll end up like Gollum
It's my ring.
But I can't keep it at Bag End
Or else the wraiths will find it
I think I should give it to Elrond
It's - my - ring
Frodo: *hits Samwise* No, it's not you freak! It's mine!
Sam: Sorry Mister Frodo.
*
Voldie: That's a nice song, but can we get on with the trip to Mordor?
Saruman: Hey dudes! I found a new Dark Lord!
Ubermorlock: Hey, I just flew in from the future and boy are my arms tired.
Sam: You are like soooo groovy-looking, but what's with the whole spiny back thing?
Ubermorlock: It's genetic. Anyway, say hi to my untermorlocks.
*
Pippin: Unter-morlocks? Wow, they look a lot like Orcs?
Lurtz: Wazzup my bros? Haven't seen ya in a while.
Ubermorlock: That's cuz we're from the future, genius.
Lurtz: So that's what happens to the Orcs! All right! We SO rule the world!
Random Pencil: If I'm sealed in an airtight container I might survive that far into the future.
Sam: What do you have to do with anything?
Random Pencil: Well, I could be a historical artifact! Evidence of our once-great civilization.
Voldie; Oh don't tell me you haven't given up on your plan to rule the world yet.
Random Pencil: NEVER! You shall all bow to ME! MUAH-SNORT-MUAHHH!
Voldie: Let's not forget who's the Dark Lord and who's the pencil here.
Random Pencil: Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to wait until you die to take over then.
Voldie: It might be awhile considering I'm working on becoming immortal.
Random Pencil: Well... well... I bet you can't tap dance as well as I can! *starts tap dancing*
Voldie: Impressive, but I'm afraid you'll never get evil minions or make anyone bow to you by doing that.
Random Pencil: Go away! *sticks tongue out at Voldie*
Voldie: NO! I will NOT go away! It's MY story and -
Ubermorlock: Gentlemen, please. I know there are better ways of working out our problems than fighting. Why don't we all reflect on our difficulties by meditating?
Merry: Hey, why don't you have a back? That's disgusting.
Ubermorlock: I'm not really sure. But look, you can see my brain too. Isn't it cool?
Merry: That's just wrong.
Ubermorlock: Hey, quit insulting me. I don't like arguments. I promote peace and harmony in all -
Random Eloi: Which is why you always send your untermorlocks to wreak havoc and destruction on our village.
Ubermorlock: Exactly.
Paw Greenleaf: If you're a bit confused about these characters see The Time Machine. :P
Legolas; You look big and scary, Ubermorlock.
Ubermorlock: I'm so sorry. But my heavens, what are you?
Legolas: I'm an elven price. I'm blonde too. And in case you're wondering, I use extra-shiny, no-split-ends conditioner. What do you use?
Ubermolock: I'm - not - sure - *backs away*
Legolas: Oh come on! Your white hair is so shiny and PRETTY!
Ubermorlock: I'm afraid I don't swing that way.
Saruman: I DO! And that's 'cause I'm straighter than the ocean during a hurricane.
*
Voldie: Wow you're running out of comparisons, aren't you?
Saruman: I'd like to see you think of a better one.
Voldie: *ahem* I'm straighter than a car driven by a drunk driver with his eyes closed.
Frodo: That was pretty creative. I'm straighter than Samwise.
Saruman: Wow! That's a good one, but I don't think it's true.
Harry: Do you realize in only two more lines we'll have fifty pages? ........................
..................
Random Pencil: No.
Voldie: What?! The fiftieth page starts with Random Pencil? And all he's saying is "No?" That's so stupid! What kind of story is this anyway?
Harry: It's your story.
**
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is supposed to come out in September, unfortunately by then Paw Greenleaf will still be here, Paw won't be too far away, but I'll be almost out of the state. I'm going to have to take the bus back up so we can go to the store together. It's so sad though. *sob, sob*
Part 17
By: Angua27, Paw, Paw Greenleaf, and Angua27 again.
Samwise: No! No! Mister Frodo, you're singing it wrong. It goes *ahem*:
This is a song for the ringbearers
For Frodo and Samwise (that's me!)
Who stuck together
I don't wanna be another face in the Shire
'Cos we saved it when Sharkey set it on fire
It's my ring and it's now or never
I don't want to live forever
'Cos I'll end up like Gollum
It's my ring.
But I can't keep it at Bag End
Or else the wraiths will find it
I think I should give it to Elrond
It's - my - ring
Frodo: *hits Samwise* No, it's not you freak! It's mine!
Sam: Sorry Mister Frodo.
*
Voldie: That's a nice song, but can we get on with the trip to Mordor?
Saruman: Hey dudes! I found a new Dark Lord!
Ubermorlock: Hey, I just flew in from the future and boy are my arms tired.
Sam: You are like soooo groovy-looking, but what's with the whole spiny back thing?
Ubermorlock: It's genetic. Anyway, say hi to my untermorlocks.
*
Pippin: Unter-morlocks? Wow, they look a lot like Orcs?
Lurtz: Wazzup my bros? Haven't seen ya in a while.
Ubermorlock: That's cuz we're from the future, genius.
Lurtz: So that's what happens to the Orcs! All right! We SO rule the world!
Random Pencil: If I'm sealed in an airtight container I might survive that far into the future.
Sam: What do you have to do with anything?
Random Pencil: Well, I could be a historical artifact! Evidence of our once-great civilization.
Voldie; Oh don't tell me you haven't given up on your plan to rule the world yet.
Random Pencil: NEVER! You shall all bow to ME! MUAH-SNORT-MUAHHH!
Voldie: Let's not forget who's the Dark Lord and who's the pencil here.
Random Pencil: Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to wait until you die to take over then.
Voldie: It might be awhile considering I'm working on becoming immortal.
Random Pencil: Well... well... I bet you can't tap dance as well as I can! *starts tap dancing*
Voldie: Impressive, but I'm afraid you'll never get evil minions or make anyone bow to you by doing that.
Random Pencil: Go away! *sticks tongue out at Voldie*
Voldie: NO! I will NOT go away! It's MY story and -
Ubermorlock: Gentlemen, please. I know there are better ways of working out our problems than fighting. Why don't we all reflect on our difficulties by meditating?
Merry: Hey, why don't you have a back? That's disgusting.
Ubermorlock: I'm not really sure. But look, you can see my brain too. Isn't it cool?
Merry: That's just wrong.
Ubermorlock: Hey, quit insulting me. I don't like arguments. I promote peace and harmony in all -
Random Eloi: Which is why you always send your untermorlocks to wreak havoc and destruction on our village.
Ubermorlock: Exactly.
Paw Greenleaf: If you're a bit confused about these characters see The Time Machine. :P
Legolas; You look big and scary, Ubermorlock.
Ubermorlock: I'm so sorry. But my heavens, what are you?
Legolas: I'm an elven price. I'm blonde too. And in case you're wondering, I use extra-shiny, no-split-ends conditioner. What do you use?
Ubermolock: I'm - not - sure - *backs away*
Legolas: Oh come on! Your white hair is so shiny and PRETTY!
Ubermorlock: I'm afraid I don't swing that way.
Saruman: I DO! And that's 'cause I'm straighter than the ocean during a hurricane.
*
Voldie: Wow you're running out of comparisons, aren't you?
Saruman: I'd like to see you think of a better one.
Voldie: *ahem* I'm straighter than a car driven by a drunk driver with his eyes closed.
Frodo: That was pretty creative. I'm straighter than Samwise.
Saruman: Wow! That's a good one, but I don't think it's true.
Harry: Do you realize in only two more lines we'll have fifty pages? ........................
..................
Random Pencil: No.
Voldie: What?! The fiftieth page starts with Random Pencil? And all he's saying is "No?" That's so stupid! What kind of story is this anyway?
Harry: It's your story.
**