Voldie Goes to Mordor
by: Angua27
Howdy y'all. This is the first time I'm actually typing this at home, when I should be. And I'm also talking to Chris. Hi Chris! How are you? Oh, well. I think he's okay. We're going to Florida in 6 days. How happy! Okay, I'll shut up now.
Part 18
By: Paw, Paw Greenleaf, Angua27, and Paw
Voldie: It's my life!
Ron: It's now or never.
Ubermorlock: I ain't gonna live forever!
Sam: How do you know the words to that song?
Ubermorlock: I am a dark lord you know.
Random Pencil: can I be politically incorrect?
Frodo: What?
Random Pencil: You Ubermorlocks are... are...
Harry: You don't even know how to be politically incorrect!
Random Pencil: I'm gonna tap dance away now.
Pippin: Hey Rivendell is a pretty happening place.
Saruman: That was pretty random Pippin.
Pippin: Not as random as blurting out -
Merry: Blood! Blood! Blood! Oh, no, sorry. Just ketchup.
Harry: That was disturbingly on cue.
Merry: Huh?
Harry: Never mind.
Saruman: Limbo!
Sam: No, we're not in Limbo! *sees long stick* Ooh.
Frodo: I think this dialogue just got hit with the random stick and went nuts.
Pippin: Behold the power of cheese.
Sam: Random is as random does.
Merry: To have a pint or not to have a pint, that 'tis the question.
Random Stick: Yup. My job is done here.
Legolas: That limbo game is cool but I think those hobbits have an unfair advantage.
Frodo: Yeah, so?
Legolas: I dunno. Hey! Mushrooms!
*
Random Floor Tile: Did you know that if you drop a potato chip onto a table, it will bounce.
Moaning Myrtle: Will you quit making fun of me already!
Harry: *slaps her* Snap out of it! Nobody's making fun of you!
Moaning Myrtle: Yes, you are! I used to like potato chips! But now I can't eat them, since I'm, you know..
Harry: Dead?
Moaning Myrtle: Don't talk about it!
Ron: She's deader than a doornail!
Random Awning: 9 out of 10 of me are in Greater Parmenia!
Random Stick: Cool!
Harry: I thought you left.
Random Stick: Well, I did, but then I thought to myself. Why? Why should I leave? Who's pushin' me out? Randomness forever!
Voldie: I'm pushin' you out. Now GO! Believe me, we can think of enough randomness on our own.
Random Mammoth Tusk: Yeah! I think I've just proved that.
Harry: Hear ye, hear ye! Sirius Black is hereby proclaimed innocent!
Sirius: Yay!
*
Remus: We should have a party for him.
Elrond: Not at my house, you're not!
Fudge: Sirius Black? Get the dementors!
Voldie: Hey, chill my Death Eater homie. Sirius is alright. We're good now.
Sirius: We are? Why didn't anyone tell me this?
Voldie: I'm telling you now and you should go along with it because Fudge can be a bit overzealous.
*
Fudge: Get over here dementors!
Dementors: Hey, dude chill! We're busy with out poker game and besides, he never did anything to us!
Nazgul: Can we join you in a song of Kumbaya?
Dementors: Sure!
Both: *join hands and start swaying and singing*
Voldie: This is the most unrandomness we've had so far!
Random Orc: I'm a hottie!!
Vodie: Poo.
Dumbledore: Why don't we all get on down to Lorien. I hear they have some good pipeweed.
Elrond: Please go!
Random Orc: Hey now, you're an orc star. Get your facepaint on and fight! Hey now, you're an Uruk-hai go and hunt hobbits!
Voldie: I thought the Random Stick left.
Random Stick: Nope. I like it here and I'm gonna stay.
Voldie: I need an aspirin!
Merry: How 'bout a pint?
Pippin: They come in pints? I'm getting one!
Sam: Me too!
Sirius: Dude, I am so not a major character here. Why's that?
Merry: Are you questionably gay?
Pippin: Do you have a fetish? Like pints?
Sam: Do you have fan girls? (a/n can't figure out why Sam is saying that. I love Samwise, but still can't figure it out)
Frodo: Are you in any way odd?
Sirius: I guess I have fans, but the gay thing... I don't know. And I do change into a dog.
Frodo: That's a good reason. We'll see.
Sirius: OOO goody!
Harry: I think everyone is having an influence on him already.
Ron: She can take a nothing day and make it seem worthwhile. She can turn the world around with her smile...
Sam: Why are you singing that?
Frodo: It annoys Jeff.
Ron: She is literally the Polaroid of perfection!
Harry: Who are you singing about!
Ron: Well I think it's time to start liking girls since JKR is going to make me.
Harry: Eww! Girls are yucky!
Legolas: They have cooties!
Aragorn: Yeah and they -
Arwen: Yes?
Aragorn: Are lovely?
Sam: And they smell!
Paw: You hush and stop talking naughty about girls.
Ron: Kay.
Voldie: Can we get on with my journey to Mordor?
Frodo: Mordor is thoo overrated.
Sam: I know and they don't have good music either.
Harry: Why don't we go to Lorien?
Boromir: That sounds good.
Frodo: Huh?
Boromir: Oh, sorry. *falls over dead*
Frodo: Huh?
**
by: Angua27
Howdy y'all. This is the first time I'm actually typing this at home, when I should be. And I'm also talking to Chris. Hi Chris! How are you? Oh, well. I think he's okay. We're going to Florida in 6 days. How happy! Okay, I'll shut up now.
Part 18
By: Paw, Paw Greenleaf, Angua27, and Paw
Voldie: It's my life!
Ron: It's now or never.
Ubermorlock: I ain't gonna live forever!
Sam: How do you know the words to that song?
Ubermorlock: I am a dark lord you know.
Random Pencil: can I be politically incorrect?
Frodo: What?
Random Pencil: You Ubermorlocks are... are...
Harry: You don't even know how to be politically incorrect!
Random Pencil: I'm gonna tap dance away now.
Pippin: Hey Rivendell is a pretty happening place.
Saruman: That was pretty random Pippin.
Pippin: Not as random as blurting out -
Merry: Blood! Blood! Blood! Oh, no, sorry. Just ketchup.
Harry: That was disturbingly on cue.
Merry: Huh?
Harry: Never mind.
Saruman: Limbo!
Sam: No, we're not in Limbo! *sees long stick* Ooh.
Frodo: I think this dialogue just got hit with the random stick and went nuts.
Pippin: Behold the power of cheese.
Sam: Random is as random does.
Merry: To have a pint or not to have a pint, that 'tis the question.
Random Stick: Yup. My job is done here.
Legolas: That limbo game is cool but I think those hobbits have an unfair advantage.
Frodo: Yeah, so?
Legolas: I dunno. Hey! Mushrooms!
*
Random Floor Tile: Did you know that if you drop a potato chip onto a table, it will bounce.
Moaning Myrtle: Will you quit making fun of me already!
Harry: *slaps her* Snap out of it! Nobody's making fun of you!
Moaning Myrtle: Yes, you are! I used to like potato chips! But now I can't eat them, since I'm, you know..
Harry: Dead?
Moaning Myrtle: Don't talk about it!
Ron: She's deader than a doornail!
Random Awning: 9 out of 10 of me are in Greater Parmenia!
Random Stick: Cool!
Harry: I thought you left.
Random Stick: Well, I did, but then I thought to myself. Why? Why should I leave? Who's pushin' me out? Randomness forever!
Voldie: I'm pushin' you out. Now GO! Believe me, we can think of enough randomness on our own.
Random Mammoth Tusk: Yeah! I think I've just proved that.
Harry: Hear ye, hear ye! Sirius Black is hereby proclaimed innocent!
Sirius: Yay!
*
Remus: We should have a party for him.
Elrond: Not at my house, you're not!
Fudge: Sirius Black? Get the dementors!
Voldie: Hey, chill my Death Eater homie. Sirius is alright. We're good now.
Sirius: We are? Why didn't anyone tell me this?
Voldie: I'm telling you now and you should go along with it because Fudge can be a bit overzealous.
*
Fudge: Get over here dementors!
Dementors: Hey, dude chill! We're busy with out poker game and besides, he never did anything to us!
Nazgul: Can we join you in a song of Kumbaya?
Dementors: Sure!
Both: *join hands and start swaying and singing*
Voldie: This is the most unrandomness we've had so far!
Random Orc: I'm a hottie!!
Vodie: Poo.
Dumbledore: Why don't we all get on down to Lorien. I hear they have some good pipeweed.
Elrond: Please go!
Random Orc: Hey now, you're an orc star. Get your facepaint on and fight! Hey now, you're an Uruk-hai go and hunt hobbits!
Voldie: I thought the Random Stick left.
Random Stick: Nope. I like it here and I'm gonna stay.
Voldie: I need an aspirin!
Merry: How 'bout a pint?
Pippin: They come in pints? I'm getting one!
Sam: Me too!
Sirius: Dude, I am so not a major character here. Why's that?
Merry: Are you questionably gay?
Pippin: Do you have a fetish? Like pints?
Sam: Do you have fan girls? (a/n can't figure out why Sam is saying that. I love Samwise, but still can't figure it out)
Frodo: Are you in any way odd?
Sirius: I guess I have fans, but the gay thing... I don't know. And I do change into a dog.
Frodo: That's a good reason. We'll see.
Sirius: OOO goody!
Harry: I think everyone is having an influence on him already.
Ron: She can take a nothing day and make it seem worthwhile. She can turn the world around with her smile...
Sam: Why are you singing that?
Frodo: It annoys Jeff.
Ron: She is literally the Polaroid of perfection!
Harry: Who are you singing about!
Ron: Well I think it's time to start liking girls since JKR is going to make me.
Harry: Eww! Girls are yucky!
Legolas: They have cooties!
Aragorn: Yeah and they -
Arwen: Yes?
Aragorn: Are lovely?
Sam: And they smell!
Paw: You hush and stop talking naughty about girls.
Ron: Kay.
Voldie: Can we get on with my journey to Mordor?
Frodo: Mordor is thoo overrated.
Sam: I know and they don't have good music either.
Harry: Why don't we go to Lorien?
Boromir: That sounds good.
Frodo: Huh?
Boromir: Oh, sorry. *falls over dead*
Frodo: Huh?
**