Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
I'm in a happy mood today. It was actually sunny although still cold, but it won't be soon! Every time it snows now I can't help but think of that scene on Cadharas (think I spelled that wrong) and I wish I could walk on the snow too. I can definitely see that coming in handy. But not in Florida! *excitement, excitement*
Part 19
By: Paw Greenleaf, Angua27, Paw Greenleaf, Paw, and Angua27
Pippin: I think pipeweed should come in pints.
Voldie: Ahem. Quiet, please. I have an announcement to make. AHEM! I said QUIET! Thank you. We shall all be going to Florida! Specifically Disney World and Universal Studios! But the catch is we'll all be hitchhiking to Florida.
Sirius: Even those of us who can Apparate?
Voldie: Yep. We're all in this together. Oh come on, it'll be fun!
Frodo: I'm in. I'm used to journeys like this anyway.
Samwise: So, when do we leave?
Voldie: April1st.
Angua27: I'm WICKED!
Voldie: Thanks for sharing.
Random Pencil: Hi guys, wazzup?
Voldie: Go away! If you're coming to Florida with us, you have to do your best not to be annoying! And NO tap-dancing.
Random Pencil: You know, I still haven't given up on my plan to rule the world! So if I were you I'd watch out!
*
Pippin: I like Rolos. Can I bring them with us?
Ron: As long as you bring some pipeweed too.
Voldie: Yes, we should go out shopping. We're going to need lots of things. Suntan lotion to protect my sensitive skin, lots of food, bathing trunks, reading materials... What are you doing?
Legolas: Packing.
Voldie: You already have two trunks packed.
Legolas: Yeah, but those are just for my hair supplies. These other trunks are for my clothes and then I have this bag for my other accessories. You never know when you're going to need stiletto heels.
Gimli: Very true. I never though I'd need stiletto heels, but they do come in handy. They look simply marvelous with my intricately braided beard.
Ron: Why, yes! I never realized how vain the dwarves are.
Gimli: Yes, actually we're much vainer than the elves we just show it less. We spend one day a week just braiding our beards and another day adding bones and other ornamentation.
Legolas: That is, like, so gross.
Frodo: Hey, look at me! I can do the chicken dance!
Angua27: Yay! You look so cute when you do that.
Frodo: Okay, maybe I'll stop then.
Angua27: Noooo!
Samwise: Don't look at my Mister Frodo like that!
Angua27: C'mon Master Samwise, we already went through this once. Besides, don't you like when Mister Frodo does the chicken dance?
(a/n Ooh! The orcs are singing the ugasta gattie part! Go orcs!)
Samwise: Okay, I guess so.
Voldie: Anyway, we really need to go shopping.
(a/n FLY YOU FOOLS!)
Legolas: I know! I can't find my tiara. I think Elrond stole it.
Elrond: Will you stop accusing me of stealing your stuff? I did not steal your tiara.
Legolas: You did too! You're wearing it now.
Elrond: Uh-uh! This one is gold with bronze leaves and yours is bronze with silver vines.
Legolas: And how did you know that?
Elrond: Er... I think I'll be going now.
Legolas: hey! I spent my entire allowance on that and Thranduil only gives me an allowance once a century. He's such a tight wad.
*
Elrond: Well why don't you go out and make some money for once in your life?
Legolas: Because, like, DUH! What would I do?
Elrond: Well, if you sold half of the shampoos you invent, you'd be rich.
Legolas: Ah-hah! I think I shall do that! I mean, think how many pretty dresses and hair ribbons I could buy!
Gimli: Hair ribbons! I so need some of those. They would look so darling in my beard.
Samwise: Need help packing, Mr. Frodo? Don't forget your mithril! And Sting! And allow me to carry that big heavy ugly ring for you.
Frodo: I think not. And of course I always wear my mithril. And I may need Sting to fight you off if you decide to go "sleepwalking" right on top of me at night.
Samwise: But it wasn't what you think, Mr. Frodo! I'm telling the truth! Kinda... Ahem. But also, don't forget your bathing suit.
Frodo: I hate that old frilly pink thing.
Sam: I'll wear it then! Yipee!
Frodo: Here, take it.
Sam: Me and my Mister Frodo are all packed, Voldie!
Voldie: Great! Now you just have to wait a week and a half.
Sam: Grr! How unfair. What shall we do until then, Mr. Frodo? *nudge, nudge*
*
Saruman: Anyway, did y'all hear about my new conditioner?
Voldie: What?
Saruman: What! Can't I change topics and such?
Shifty Character: Why isn't anyone using me?! I feel incompetent.
Ron: Aww... We're all incompetent.
Random Orcs: I'm incompetent your incompetent. We're incompetent fools! Yeah!
*
Harry: Okay, thank you for that pointless interlude, Paw. Now, back to the story, if you can call it that.
Ron: Samwise! I just love your frilly pink bathing suit.
Legolas: Should I pack my blue trunks or my green ones? The blue goes better with my eyes, but I have this great sarong that matches the green one perfectly.. Oh! I hate decisions.
Paw Greenleaf: You can wear either one, I just can't wait to see you on the beach.
Legolas: Beach? I'm not going to the beach. The sand keeps getting in my hair and it's soooo gross. Besides, I have this weird instinct to get a canoe and sail across the ocean when I hear the gulls. It can be quite dangerous.
**
Ooh! I'm dancing around now because I just realized in four days we're going to hear gulls! Generally in Northern Ohio hearing gulls is a normal experience and quite annoying, but it's not summer yet. (quite obviously) I want to see the ocean, Gandalf, the ocean! Sorry. Had to get that out. Oh, and another tip. Don't drink lemonade just after you finished chocolate pudding. It tastes nasty.
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
I'm in a happy mood today. It was actually sunny although still cold, but it won't be soon! Every time it snows now I can't help but think of that scene on Cadharas (think I spelled that wrong) and I wish I could walk on the snow too. I can definitely see that coming in handy. But not in Florida! *excitement, excitement*
Part 19
By: Paw Greenleaf, Angua27, Paw Greenleaf, Paw, and Angua27
Pippin: I think pipeweed should come in pints.
Voldie: Ahem. Quiet, please. I have an announcement to make. AHEM! I said QUIET! Thank you. We shall all be going to Florida! Specifically Disney World and Universal Studios! But the catch is we'll all be hitchhiking to Florida.
Sirius: Even those of us who can Apparate?
Voldie: Yep. We're all in this together. Oh come on, it'll be fun!
Frodo: I'm in. I'm used to journeys like this anyway.
Samwise: So, when do we leave?
Voldie: April1st.
Angua27: I'm WICKED!
Voldie: Thanks for sharing.
Random Pencil: Hi guys, wazzup?
Voldie: Go away! If you're coming to Florida with us, you have to do your best not to be annoying! And NO tap-dancing.
Random Pencil: You know, I still haven't given up on my plan to rule the world! So if I were you I'd watch out!
*
Pippin: I like Rolos. Can I bring them with us?
Ron: As long as you bring some pipeweed too.
Voldie: Yes, we should go out shopping. We're going to need lots of things. Suntan lotion to protect my sensitive skin, lots of food, bathing trunks, reading materials... What are you doing?
Legolas: Packing.
Voldie: You already have two trunks packed.
Legolas: Yeah, but those are just for my hair supplies. These other trunks are for my clothes and then I have this bag for my other accessories. You never know when you're going to need stiletto heels.
Gimli: Very true. I never though I'd need stiletto heels, but they do come in handy. They look simply marvelous with my intricately braided beard.
Ron: Why, yes! I never realized how vain the dwarves are.
Gimli: Yes, actually we're much vainer than the elves we just show it less. We spend one day a week just braiding our beards and another day adding bones and other ornamentation.
Legolas: That is, like, so gross.
Frodo: Hey, look at me! I can do the chicken dance!
Angua27: Yay! You look so cute when you do that.
Frodo: Okay, maybe I'll stop then.
Angua27: Noooo!
Samwise: Don't look at my Mister Frodo like that!
Angua27: C'mon Master Samwise, we already went through this once. Besides, don't you like when Mister Frodo does the chicken dance?
(a/n Ooh! The orcs are singing the ugasta gattie part! Go orcs!)
Samwise: Okay, I guess so.
Voldie: Anyway, we really need to go shopping.
(a/n FLY YOU FOOLS!)
Legolas: I know! I can't find my tiara. I think Elrond stole it.
Elrond: Will you stop accusing me of stealing your stuff? I did not steal your tiara.
Legolas: You did too! You're wearing it now.
Elrond: Uh-uh! This one is gold with bronze leaves and yours is bronze with silver vines.
Legolas: And how did you know that?
Elrond: Er... I think I'll be going now.
Legolas: hey! I spent my entire allowance on that and Thranduil only gives me an allowance once a century. He's such a tight wad.
*
Elrond: Well why don't you go out and make some money for once in your life?
Legolas: Because, like, DUH! What would I do?
Elrond: Well, if you sold half of the shampoos you invent, you'd be rich.
Legolas: Ah-hah! I think I shall do that! I mean, think how many pretty dresses and hair ribbons I could buy!
Gimli: Hair ribbons! I so need some of those. They would look so darling in my beard.
Samwise: Need help packing, Mr. Frodo? Don't forget your mithril! And Sting! And allow me to carry that big heavy ugly ring for you.
Frodo: I think not. And of course I always wear my mithril. And I may need Sting to fight you off if you decide to go "sleepwalking" right on top of me at night.
Samwise: But it wasn't what you think, Mr. Frodo! I'm telling the truth! Kinda... Ahem. But also, don't forget your bathing suit.
Frodo: I hate that old frilly pink thing.
Sam: I'll wear it then! Yipee!
Frodo: Here, take it.
Sam: Me and my Mister Frodo are all packed, Voldie!
Voldie: Great! Now you just have to wait a week and a half.
Sam: Grr! How unfair. What shall we do until then, Mr. Frodo? *nudge, nudge*
*
Saruman: Anyway, did y'all hear about my new conditioner?
Voldie: What?
Saruman: What! Can't I change topics and such?
Shifty Character: Why isn't anyone using me?! I feel incompetent.
Ron: Aww... We're all incompetent.
Random Orcs: I'm incompetent your incompetent. We're incompetent fools! Yeah!
*
Harry: Okay, thank you for that pointless interlude, Paw. Now, back to the story, if you can call it that.
Ron: Samwise! I just love your frilly pink bathing suit.
Legolas: Should I pack my blue trunks or my green ones? The blue goes better with my eyes, but I have this great sarong that matches the green one perfectly.. Oh! I hate decisions.
Paw Greenleaf: You can wear either one, I just can't wait to see you on the beach.
Legolas: Beach? I'm not going to the beach. The sand keeps getting in my hair and it's soooo gross. Besides, I have this weird instinct to get a canoe and sail across the ocean when I hear the gulls. It can be quite dangerous.
**
Ooh! I'm dancing around now because I just realized in four days we're going to hear gulls! Generally in Northern Ohio hearing gulls is a normal experience and quite annoying, but it's not summer yet. (quite obviously) I want to see the ocean, Gandalf, the ocean! Sorry. Had to get that out. Oh, and another tip. Don't drink lemonade just after you finished chocolate pudding. It tastes nasty.