Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties (still? Darn it!)
My disk is making funny noises when it runs. That can't be good and it's almost filled up. I'll have to buy another one when we get back from FLORIDA!! No, we're not excited at all. *twiddle, twiddle* I'm going to be so behind in typing this up so I must finish what we have before we leave. Oh, Happy Easter for all those who celebrate it! I know, this is probably up after Easter anyway so I hope you had a nice Spring Break anyway. Okay, onto the story.
Part 22
By: Paw, Paw Greenleaf, Angua27, and Paw
Random Mumbling Idiot: Blobbit! Blobbit! Blobbit!
Voldie: Huh?
Sirius: Hey, can I come?
Frodo: You aren't even in the story dog man.
Sirius: What shrimp?
*Frodo and Sirius sit down and glare*
Sirius: *blinks*
Frodo: I win!
Paw: Gee, that was real random, wasn't it?
Random Pencil: Yup.
*
Paw G.: It's blizzarding outside! This can only mean one thing! Spring has arrived at last!
Frodo: Take off those swimming trunks, Samwise. We're not there yet.
Sam: *frowns*
Frodo: I meant, take them off somewhere else, Samwise.
Sam: *looks at Frodo and smiles*
Frodo: You're such a pervert, Samwise.
Sam: But you knew that, didn't you, Mr. Frodo? I mean, why else would you have hired me as your servant?
Frodo: GO AWAY! I-DON'T-LIKE-GAY-PEOPLE!
Saruman: I do!
Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard!
Harry: I wasn't even in this story!
*
Hagrid: Well, I don't get to say anything else so I figured I'd better say it as often as I can.
Pippin: Hey! You guys are ignoring us. I haven't had a pint in forever.
Merry: Yeah!
Hugo Bracegirdle: And you've completely forgotten me!
Anti-Mingle: And me!
Harry: Perhaps there's a good reason for that.
Voldie: No! You can't be on my float. You'll ruin it.
Anti-Mingle: You have no respect for minorities.
Voldie: What?! Such as Anti-Mingles? I'd say you're a minority, as there is only one of you in the entire multi-verse.
Anti-Mingle: See!
Gimli: Don't worry about it, Mingle. He's prejudiced against dwarves too.
Lilly Potter: And Potters.
Frank Bryce: And muggles.
Voldie: Okay, okay. So I'm a little violent towards certain groups, but that doesn't make me a bad guy! I'm just trying to make a living as a Dark Lord. Would you all just give me some peace?!
Saruman: I know how it is, buddy. No respect for us, no respect. We try to make jobs for heroes, wizard guides, and armies of orcs. We're good for the economy! But they just call us "murderers" and "lunatics." Just because we like to laugh a little too loudly every now and then they think we're nuts. (a/n that sounded a bit like my Letters from a Dark Lord - I need to update that)
Maw: Mwhahhahahahahahahahah! MwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!
Saruman: Of course, it is true in some cases.
*
Voldie: Umm, okay. Guess what?
Legolas: We can go shopping!
Voldie: No... It's -
Legolas: Howdy Doody Time! Yeah!
Voldie: There's a -
Legolas: Snake in my boot! I love Toy Story. Can we watch it on the way to Florida?
Pippin: I think he just wanted to say that we are so getting closer to our Floria trip!
Voldie: Thanks. Finally, someone with some sense.
Pippin: I'm thinking about getting a green Mohawk and a tattoo saying "I'm getting me a pint!"
Voldie: *sobs!* (a/n Note the exclamation mark)
Merry: Is he having an emotional breakdown?
Harry: He's been like this ever since the Fellowship started. I think it's nerves.
Sam: He needs a holiday. In fact he intends -
Bilbo: Stop quoting my lines you ninnyhammers!
New Pen: New pen!
Random Pencil: You're late.
New Pen: I know.
Random Orc: I'm a hottie.
Ron: Can the float be pastels?
Pippin: I don't see why not.
Voldie: I really don't care what color it is, just no pink!
Legolas: How about peach?
Merry: Rose?
Pippin: Pints!
Harry: That's not a color.
Pippin: I know. I just wanted me a pint.
Anti-Movie: There is some sick stuff in this world.
Harry: Oh really.
Anti-Movie: The owl just picked up a kitty and killed it! (a/n Paw is watching a show on Picasso in Humanities. I didn't get it either.)
Harry: That's gross. What are you watching?
Legolas: Toy Story!
Anti-Movie: The eye is a sexual organ according to Picasso in this movie though I question the credibility of Anthony Hopkins playing a perverted old painter.
Legolas: Toy Story!
Ron: I think he's broken.
Frodo: Oh, that happens. *whacks Legolas on the back of the head* (a/n *wondering how Frodo could reach*)
Legolas: E=MC^2, the meaning of life is...
All: *lean in to listen*
Legolas: Cheese! Yummy, me want!
Sam: He always does that.
Random Fact: Sweden had a Charles the VI, but never a Charles I, II, III, or V.
Frodo: I did not know that.
Random Fact: I know.
Anti-Movie: Why would a young girl date a poor painter?
Frodo: She has mental problems?
Anti-Movie: No, that girl already left, this is another one.
Frodo: Weird.
Anti-Movie: Picasso apparently had a bunch of illegitimate children.
Sam: Did he have as many as me?
Frodo: Yours aren't illegitimate and your not an old pervert.
Anti-Movie: Ooo... a cat fight for Picasso - gross! He was married. Scandal!
Random Pencil: That is one odd movie.
**
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties (still? Darn it!)
My disk is making funny noises when it runs. That can't be good and it's almost filled up. I'll have to buy another one when we get back from FLORIDA!! No, we're not excited at all. *twiddle, twiddle* I'm going to be so behind in typing this up so I must finish what we have before we leave. Oh, Happy Easter for all those who celebrate it! I know, this is probably up after Easter anyway so I hope you had a nice Spring Break anyway. Okay, onto the story.
Part 22
By: Paw, Paw Greenleaf, Angua27, and Paw
Random Mumbling Idiot: Blobbit! Blobbit! Blobbit!
Voldie: Huh?
Sirius: Hey, can I come?
Frodo: You aren't even in the story dog man.
Sirius: What shrimp?
*Frodo and Sirius sit down and glare*
Sirius: *blinks*
Frodo: I win!
Paw: Gee, that was real random, wasn't it?
Random Pencil: Yup.
*
Paw G.: It's blizzarding outside! This can only mean one thing! Spring has arrived at last!
Frodo: Take off those swimming trunks, Samwise. We're not there yet.
Sam: *frowns*
Frodo: I meant, take them off somewhere else, Samwise.
Sam: *looks at Frodo and smiles*
Frodo: You're such a pervert, Samwise.
Sam: But you knew that, didn't you, Mr. Frodo? I mean, why else would you have hired me as your servant?
Frodo: GO AWAY! I-DON'T-LIKE-GAY-PEOPLE!
Saruman: I do!
Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard!
Harry: I wasn't even in this story!
*
Hagrid: Well, I don't get to say anything else so I figured I'd better say it as often as I can.
Pippin: Hey! You guys are ignoring us. I haven't had a pint in forever.
Merry: Yeah!
Hugo Bracegirdle: And you've completely forgotten me!
Anti-Mingle: And me!
Harry: Perhaps there's a good reason for that.
Voldie: No! You can't be on my float. You'll ruin it.
Anti-Mingle: You have no respect for minorities.
Voldie: What?! Such as Anti-Mingles? I'd say you're a minority, as there is only one of you in the entire multi-verse.
Anti-Mingle: See!
Gimli: Don't worry about it, Mingle. He's prejudiced against dwarves too.
Lilly Potter: And Potters.
Frank Bryce: And muggles.
Voldie: Okay, okay. So I'm a little violent towards certain groups, but that doesn't make me a bad guy! I'm just trying to make a living as a Dark Lord. Would you all just give me some peace?!
Saruman: I know how it is, buddy. No respect for us, no respect. We try to make jobs for heroes, wizard guides, and armies of orcs. We're good for the economy! But they just call us "murderers" and "lunatics." Just because we like to laugh a little too loudly every now and then they think we're nuts. (a/n that sounded a bit like my Letters from a Dark Lord - I need to update that)
Maw: Mwhahhahahahahahahahah! MwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!
Saruman: Of course, it is true in some cases.
*
Voldie: Umm, okay. Guess what?
Legolas: We can go shopping!
Voldie: No... It's -
Legolas: Howdy Doody Time! Yeah!
Voldie: There's a -
Legolas: Snake in my boot! I love Toy Story. Can we watch it on the way to Florida?
Pippin: I think he just wanted to say that we are so getting closer to our Floria trip!
Voldie: Thanks. Finally, someone with some sense.
Pippin: I'm thinking about getting a green Mohawk and a tattoo saying "I'm getting me a pint!"
Voldie: *sobs!* (a/n Note the exclamation mark)
Merry: Is he having an emotional breakdown?
Harry: He's been like this ever since the Fellowship started. I think it's nerves.
Sam: He needs a holiday. In fact he intends -
Bilbo: Stop quoting my lines you ninnyhammers!
New Pen: New pen!
Random Pencil: You're late.
New Pen: I know.
Random Orc: I'm a hottie.
Ron: Can the float be pastels?
Pippin: I don't see why not.
Voldie: I really don't care what color it is, just no pink!
Legolas: How about peach?
Merry: Rose?
Pippin: Pints!
Harry: That's not a color.
Pippin: I know. I just wanted me a pint.
Anti-Movie: There is some sick stuff in this world.
Harry: Oh really.
Anti-Movie: The owl just picked up a kitty and killed it! (a/n Paw is watching a show on Picasso in Humanities. I didn't get it either.)
Harry: That's gross. What are you watching?
Legolas: Toy Story!
Anti-Movie: The eye is a sexual organ according to Picasso in this movie though I question the credibility of Anthony Hopkins playing a perverted old painter.
Legolas: Toy Story!
Ron: I think he's broken.
Frodo: Oh, that happens. *whacks Legolas on the back of the head* (a/n *wondering how Frodo could reach*)
Legolas: E=MC^2, the meaning of life is...
All: *lean in to listen*
Legolas: Cheese! Yummy, me want!
Sam: He always does that.
Random Fact: Sweden had a Charles the VI, but never a Charles I, II, III, or V.
Frodo: I did not know that.
Random Fact: I know.
Anti-Movie: Why would a young girl date a poor painter?
Frodo: She has mental problems?
Anti-Movie: No, that girl already left, this is another one.
Frodo: Weird.
Anti-Movie: Picasso apparently had a bunch of illegitimate children.
Sam: Did he have as many as me?
Frodo: Yours aren't illegitimate and your not an old pervert.
Anti-Movie: Ooo... a cat fight for Picasso - gross! He was married. Scandal!
Random Pencil: That is one odd movie.
**