"Hey Abby!" I yelled happily over the sound of our Moulin Rouge CD we
were blasting, then started to sing along.
"Meet me in the redroom!"
She smiled and sang back, "Close the doors and dim the lights!"
I mumbled, "I'm on a little cloud! lookit me! I have a big FAT head, and the doodle in my noodle's named Minkey Boodle!"
"Minkey Boodle!"
"Minkey Boodle!"
"Hello, My name is Bingo, i like to climb on things, EEKEEK!"
"Is it Tuesday Bluesday Moosday?"
"NO NO NO!"
"Maybe it's tommorow and maybe it's not- maybe it's yesterday- "
Ok, so we don't have anything better to do on a Friday but sing Moulin Rouge and Space Ghost songs; but what's wrong with that!
Anyway, this time we decided that we wouldn't just sit there listening to music- we would ::gasp:: DO SOMETHING!!! So we didn't move and tried to think of what to do.
"What do you want to do?"
"I dunno, what do you want to do?"
"I dunno, what do you want to do?!"
"I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO!!!?"
"Ok, this could go on forever. Let's just try to think of something."
"Like what?"
"You're starting it again!"
So we went on in this vein for a while, then decided we'd either conquer the world or go warp into the movie Moulin Rouge!
"Let's conquer the world first," I suggested.
"Ok!" We both jumped up, excited.
We immediately sat back down.
"Um... so how will we do that?"
"Welllllll... Moulin Rouge is one of the coolest movies ever, ne?"
"Duh, so?"
"If we combined our two 'Things to Do', we could warp into Moulin Rouge and tell the people who watch it to vote for us for Emperor People of the whole world! Since everyone cool watches it twice a day, we'll have almost everybody under our control! WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!"
Unison: "KWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
We jumped up again, ready for domination!
Aaaaaaand sat back down.
"How do we get into the moviiie?" I whined.
"Shh!" Abby ordered, a look of intense concentration on her face, "I'm thinking!"
Well think quicker! I thought, but I didn't say it. I know better than that! Abby could beat me up with her pinky. I whimpered just thinking about it.
"SHH!"
Hmmm Hum hum hum hummmmmm........ *Time passes*
"I've got it!" She exclaimed, falling backward to recline on the couch, "All we have to do is go pay Miracle Max to send us!"
"Awesome! Go us! We're no frogsquishers!" We yelled, doing our secret handshake. I can't tell you how to do it, or I'd have to kill you.
"Ano, where does he live?"
"Oh, that's easy! He's vacationing at the Schultz's!"
"Who?" She queried absently.
"Oh, they live on that little street back there by Bobby. I know them from my church."
I'm getting blank stares! Make them stop!
"You remember Steve Schultz, right? The cute guy I used to have a crush on?"
"Ohhhhhhh... hehehehehe."
"WHAT?!"
"He's a seventh grader! I'm sorry, that's funny!"
"He's mature for Middle School, ok!?!"
She kept giggling. Geez, he's only a year younger than me. He IS 14, right? Right? Ok, maybe 13. But I only liked him for a month or so before I realized the significance of the age difference! What's the big deal, what's past is past!
"I'm not speaking to you now!" I commented to the air in front of her.
"I'm - sorry... really!" she said, trying to stop laughing. Yep, she failed.
"Anyway, let's go, ne?" I said, ignoring her gigglefit.
We grabbed coats, not believing how cold it is still (it's Spring for crying out loud), and dashed over to their house. When Steve answered the door, Abby's lip started quivering dangerously, so I spoke quickly to try and keep her from starting again.
"Hey, is Miracle Max here? We need a miracle!"
"Sure," he said brightly, grinning at us. Oh, he's too cute.
"Just a minute."
He disappeared inside, and after a few minutes he reappeared with Max.
"Max! Thank goodness! Could you send us into the movie Moulin Rouge?!"
"Whoa, that's a big miracle involving technology......." He fell silent for a while.
Steve was nice enough to help us out of our coats while we waited for Maxie to decide if he could do it. When Abby saw Steve helping me get my coat unstuck from my necklace it was too much for her. She broke out laughing. Miracle Max and Steve both thought she was laughing at them, and got a little offended.
"Um, don't mind her!" I coughed nervously, "She's, uh, insane. Yeah, so she might do that but don't pay any attention."
This, of course, made Abby laugh so hard that she drooled and couldn't protest. The drool made her look quite insane, I thought mischieviously.
"Ok..." Max said cautiously, "I guess I can, but if it messes up, which is very likely, don't send the insane girl after me or anything, deal?"
"Deal," I smiled dazzlingly, shaking his offered hand.
"Meet me in the redroom!"
She smiled and sang back, "Close the doors and dim the lights!"
I mumbled, "I'm on a little cloud! lookit me! I have a big FAT head, and the doodle in my noodle's named Minkey Boodle!"
"Minkey Boodle!"
"Minkey Boodle!"
"Hello, My name is Bingo, i like to climb on things, EEKEEK!"
"Is it Tuesday Bluesday Moosday?"
"NO NO NO!"
"Maybe it's tommorow and maybe it's not- maybe it's yesterday- "
Ok, so we don't have anything better to do on a Friday but sing Moulin Rouge and Space Ghost songs; but what's wrong with that!
Anyway, this time we decided that we wouldn't just sit there listening to music- we would ::gasp:: DO SOMETHING!!! So we didn't move and tried to think of what to do.
"What do you want to do?"
"I dunno, what do you want to do?"
"I dunno, what do you want to do?!"
"I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO!!!?"
"Ok, this could go on forever. Let's just try to think of something."
"Like what?"
"You're starting it again!"
So we went on in this vein for a while, then decided we'd either conquer the world or go warp into the movie Moulin Rouge!
"Let's conquer the world first," I suggested.
"Ok!" We both jumped up, excited.
We immediately sat back down.
"Um... so how will we do that?"
"Welllllll... Moulin Rouge is one of the coolest movies ever, ne?"
"Duh, so?"
"If we combined our two 'Things to Do', we could warp into Moulin Rouge and tell the people who watch it to vote for us for Emperor People of the whole world! Since everyone cool watches it twice a day, we'll have almost everybody under our control! WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!"
Unison: "KWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
We jumped up again, ready for domination!
Aaaaaaand sat back down.
"How do we get into the moviiie?" I whined.
"Shh!" Abby ordered, a look of intense concentration on her face, "I'm thinking!"
Well think quicker! I thought, but I didn't say it. I know better than that! Abby could beat me up with her pinky. I whimpered just thinking about it.
"SHH!"
Hmmm Hum hum hum hummmmmm........ *Time passes*
"I've got it!" She exclaimed, falling backward to recline on the couch, "All we have to do is go pay Miracle Max to send us!"
"Awesome! Go us! We're no frogsquishers!" We yelled, doing our secret handshake. I can't tell you how to do it, or I'd have to kill you.
"Ano, where does he live?"
"Oh, that's easy! He's vacationing at the Schultz's!"
"Who?" She queried absently.
"Oh, they live on that little street back there by Bobby. I know them from my church."
I'm getting blank stares! Make them stop!
"You remember Steve Schultz, right? The cute guy I used to have a crush on?"
"Ohhhhhhh... hehehehehe."
"WHAT?!"
"He's a seventh grader! I'm sorry, that's funny!"
"He's mature for Middle School, ok!?!"
She kept giggling. Geez, he's only a year younger than me. He IS 14, right? Right? Ok, maybe 13. But I only liked him for a month or so before I realized the significance of the age difference! What's the big deal, what's past is past!
"I'm not speaking to you now!" I commented to the air in front of her.
"I'm - sorry... really!" she said, trying to stop laughing. Yep, she failed.
"Anyway, let's go, ne?" I said, ignoring her gigglefit.
We grabbed coats, not believing how cold it is still (it's Spring for crying out loud), and dashed over to their house. When Steve answered the door, Abby's lip started quivering dangerously, so I spoke quickly to try and keep her from starting again.
"Hey, is Miracle Max here? We need a miracle!"
"Sure," he said brightly, grinning at us. Oh, he's too cute.
"Just a minute."
He disappeared inside, and after a few minutes he reappeared with Max.
"Max! Thank goodness! Could you send us into the movie Moulin Rouge?!"
"Whoa, that's a big miracle involving technology......." He fell silent for a while.
Steve was nice enough to help us out of our coats while we waited for Maxie to decide if he could do it. When Abby saw Steve helping me get my coat unstuck from my necklace it was too much for her. She broke out laughing. Miracle Max and Steve both thought she was laughing at them, and got a little offended.
"Um, don't mind her!" I coughed nervously, "She's, uh, insane. Yeah, so she might do that but don't pay any attention."
This, of course, made Abby laugh so hard that she drooled and couldn't protest. The drool made her look quite insane, I thought mischieviously.
"Ok..." Max said cautiously, "I guess I can, but if it messes up, which is very likely, don't send the insane girl after me or anything, deal?"
"Deal," I smiled dazzlingly, shaking his offered hand.