Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-Hai Hotties
Well, we're all back from Florida and we had a simply marvelous time. As I mentioned before, we met a Random British Guy and we even got him to say "Wicked!" (If you're reading this Andy, "Hi!") *ahem* Yes. Anyway we also saw some of the Lord of the Rings swords. Well, replicas at least and they were pretty cool. They had Glamdring, Sting, Narsil, and the Witch King's sword. Very toll. Anyway, next chapter will start our Florida trip. Aren't you so excited? I know I am! Please give us reviews. We like reviews.
Part 24
By: Paw, Angua27, Paw Greenleaf, and Angua27
Shifty Character: I like big boxes and I cannot lie. Oh, sorry. Meanwhile…
Random Hippie: Hey man this is some groovy pipeweed.
Pippin: MerryMerryMerry! How are we gonna transport all our pints?
Merry: Ummm… I think we can stop at a bunch of inns along the way.
Pippin: What if there aren't any in Florida!
Merry: Let us not think of such horrors.
Frodo: I wish we didn't pack so much.
Sam: I know, it's so much to carry.
Random Pencil: I don't have to take anything. Ha ha!
Frodo: Laugh again and I'll break your graphite tip!
Random Pencil: *quietly* hah.
Random Pen: I don't even have graphite.
Random Pencil: I challenge you to a duel. En garde!
Random Pen: Touche evil graphite filled piece of wood!
Random Pencil: You metal thingy… you!
Random Pen: Your mother was kindling and your father was a twig.
Random Pencil: Your mother was a gel pen and your father was a piece of scrap metal.
Random Pen: That makes no sense!
Legolas: Stop messing up our Disney float with your marks!
Random Pen and Pencil: Sorry.
Random Computer: 00101100100011
Boromir: I'm alive!
Frodo: Your arm is falling off and your skin is moldy.
Boromir: So! I need a vacation and I'm going with you.
Random Orc: *shoots five arrows to Boromir*
Boromir: 'Tis only a scratch.
Random Sword: *cuts arm off*
Boromir: I'll live.
Death: COME BACK HERE, MAW.
Maw: Mwhahahahaha! *starts throwing scythe around*
Boromir: Aww, not again! *scythe knocks Boromir's head off*
Death: OOO. THAT HAS GOT TO HURT.
Maw: *runs into forest laughing maniacally*
*
Pippin: I wanna ride Kingfrontation.
Harry: I think you have to be 48 inches to ride that.
Merry: More ent water!
Pippin: Hah! We shall be taller than you all!
Hagrid: I doubt that. By the way Harry…
Maw: Mwhahahahahahahaha! *attacks Hagrid with scythe*
Pippin: Well, that was messy.
Dumbledore: Everyone, a moment of silence for Hagrid.
Boromir: How come no one ever gave me a moment of silence?
Hagrid: Shush! That was in bad taste, Maw.
Maw: Mwhahahahahahahaha! *attacks Hagrid again*
Harry: Get him! Get him!
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Paw: Why's everybody gone psycho? Ooo, wait! I know just what to do! *passes around pipeweed pipe*
Funf: Here, man! This'll calm ya down. *stuffs pipeweed into Maw's mouth*
Maw: Death, my man! How's it hangin' with you!
Death: WELL, YOU KINDA STILL HAVE MY SCYTHE.
Maw: Well, you can have it back then, dude! *starts singing Kumbaya*
Everyone else: *joins in* Kumbaya, my lord. Kumbaya…
Grindelwald: *walks in*
Aragorn: Join the party, man!
Grindelwald: I am a Dark Lord, you know.
Dumbledore: You mean you were a Dark Lord.
Grindelwald: But I still am!
Dumbledore: No, I defeated you, remember? It says so on my chocolate frog card.
Grindelwald: I never liked those things.
Voldie: Want to be on our float with the rest of us Dark Lords, Grindelwald?
Grindelwald: Sure, why not?
Sauron: You don't look so good man.
Grindelwald: Well, I was supposedly "defeated."
Dumbledore: What do you mean, "supposedly"? I killed you good and well.
Grindelwald: Well, if Boromir can come back, so can I! I mean, at least I have a head and both arms!
Boromir: *would be frowning if he had a face*
Paw G: I think somebody needs some pipewwed!
Grindelwald: I think not! And let me tell you, I still have a plan to take over the world! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Harry: You and Random Pencil.
Grindelwald: Well, where is the little fellow? Come, Random Pencil! Let us go conspire against these evildoers!
Grindelwald and Random Pencil: *conspire, conspire*
Maw: Peace out!
Paw: Same to you, Maw!
Maw: Thank you, Paw.
Lotte: Es schneit! Aber nicht jetzt. (a/n There's going to be a lot to translate 'cos Paw G. likes to make things difficult so keep up. "It's snowing! But not now.")
Paw G.: You make no sense.
Lotte: Nein! Ich bin sehr toll! Du bist ein Berliner! (a/n "No! I am very cool! You are a jelly donut!")
Paw G: Am not!
Hagrid: I'm recovered now, right? Good! Cuz I just needed to tell Harry something –
Lotte: Oh Mist, Hagrid! Du bist ein Dumbkopf! (a/n "Oh crap, Hagrid! You're a stupid-head!")
Legolas: Ich bin ein Elf! (a/n Pretty obvious. "I am an elf!")
Bilbo: Ich bin einundelfzig. (a/n "I am one hundred and eleven.")
Frodo: Ich liebe mein Ring, mein Ring liebt mich, ich futtere mein Ring bei der Apfelbaum. Mein Ring sagt "Ash nazg! Ash nazg! Ash nazg!" Ich sage "Heidel-diedel-dum." (a/n "I love my ring, my ring loves me, I feed my ring by the apple tree. My ring says "Ash nazg! Ash nazg! Ash nazg!" I say "Heidel-diedel-dum."")
Angua27: Dear lord, if this keeps up, I'm going to have to put this story under the German category.
Paw G.: Es tut mir leid. Aber es mach viel Spass! (a/n "I'm sorry. But it's so much fun!")
Paw: Wenn haben wir Sommerferien? (a/n "When do we have summer break?")
Paw G.: In Juni. (a/n "In June.")
Paw: Dern.
Sam: Dass ist nicht Deutsch! (a/n "That's not German!")
Angua27: I think we need subtitles. (a/n Hah! We have them!)
*
Me: *I'm answering myself and running out of names* I know! I didn't even understand some of that. Except for the "Heidel-diedel-dum" part. That was cool. And I'm using Paw G's pen! Go me!
Frodo: I didn't even know I spoke German.
Sara: Four days and 2 hours until Florida!
All: Yeah!
Elrond: Woo-hoo! I can't wait until you all get out of my house. Freaks.
Random Mammoth Tusk: Don't you call me a freak or I'll, I'll tusk you!
Paw G: Sehr gasp!
Juana la Iguana: Hola! You soy una iguana que habla español. (a/n "Hi! I'm an iguana that speaks Spanish.")
Legolas: Good for you. I'm an elf that speak Sindarin… and Quenya because the authors don't know Sindarin and not much Quenya anyway.
Paw G: Usukkin Legolassi!
Sam: Oh, Kongfrontation! I forgot my rope.
Frodo: You always do that, don't you?
Ron: What do you need rope for anyway?
Sam: Well, you just never know when Mister Frodo's going to topple off a dangerous precipice or something.
Pippin: *nodding* He does tend to do things like that.
Frodo: Hey!
Voldie: Here's some rope and stop arguing.
Sam: Yay!
Professor Trelawney: I see a large group of lunatics going on a trip…
Harry: Hmmmm… wonder how she figured that one out.
Professor Trelawney: And unless they bring me, Harry will die!
Aragorn: Oh, no! We should bring her.
Elrond: Yes, please do. Get her out of my house!
Harry: She'd say I was going to die anyway.
Trelawney: Yes… yes… I see the grim traveling with them already.
Sirius: Well, I was going to tag along.
Ron: I thought you didn't like coming out of your smelly attic because it gave you pink eye or something. (a/n I'm not even sure what I meant there. It makes absolutely no sense.)
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By: The Uruk-Hai Hotties
Well, we're all back from Florida and we had a simply marvelous time. As I mentioned before, we met a Random British Guy and we even got him to say "Wicked!" (If you're reading this Andy, "Hi!") *ahem* Yes. Anyway we also saw some of the Lord of the Rings swords. Well, replicas at least and they were pretty cool. They had Glamdring, Sting, Narsil, and the Witch King's sword. Very toll. Anyway, next chapter will start our Florida trip. Aren't you so excited? I know I am! Please give us reviews. We like reviews.
Part 24
By: Paw, Angua27, Paw Greenleaf, and Angua27
Shifty Character: I like big boxes and I cannot lie. Oh, sorry. Meanwhile…
Random Hippie: Hey man this is some groovy pipeweed.
Pippin: MerryMerryMerry! How are we gonna transport all our pints?
Merry: Ummm… I think we can stop at a bunch of inns along the way.
Pippin: What if there aren't any in Florida!
Merry: Let us not think of such horrors.
Frodo: I wish we didn't pack so much.
Sam: I know, it's so much to carry.
Random Pencil: I don't have to take anything. Ha ha!
Frodo: Laugh again and I'll break your graphite tip!
Random Pencil: *quietly* hah.
Random Pen: I don't even have graphite.
Random Pencil: I challenge you to a duel. En garde!
Random Pen: Touche evil graphite filled piece of wood!
Random Pencil: You metal thingy… you!
Random Pen: Your mother was kindling and your father was a twig.
Random Pencil: Your mother was a gel pen and your father was a piece of scrap metal.
Random Pen: That makes no sense!
Legolas: Stop messing up our Disney float with your marks!
Random Pen and Pencil: Sorry.
Random Computer: 00101100100011
Boromir: I'm alive!
Frodo: Your arm is falling off and your skin is moldy.
Boromir: So! I need a vacation and I'm going with you.
Random Orc: *shoots five arrows to Boromir*
Boromir: 'Tis only a scratch.
Random Sword: *cuts arm off*
Boromir: I'll live.
Death: COME BACK HERE, MAW.
Maw: Mwhahahahaha! *starts throwing scythe around*
Boromir: Aww, not again! *scythe knocks Boromir's head off*
Death: OOO. THAT HAS GOT TO HURT.
Maw: *runs into forest laughing maniacally*
*
Pippin: I wanna ride Kingfrontation.
Harry: I think you have to be 48 inches to ride that.
Merry: More ent water!
Pippin: Hah! We shall be taller than you all!
Hagrid: I doubt that. By the way Harry…
Maw: Mwhahahahahahahaha! *attacks Hagrid with scythe*
Pippin: Well, that was messy.
Dumbledore: Everyone, a moment of silence for Hagrid.
Boromir: How come no one ever gave me a moment of silence?
Hagrid: Shush! That was in bad taste, Maw.
Maw: Mwhahahahahahahaha! *attacks Hagrid again*
Harry: Get him! Get him!
*
Paw: Why's everybody gone psycho? Ooo, wait! I know just what to do! *passes around pipeweed pipe*
Funf: Here, man! This'll calm ya down. *stuffs pipeweed into Maw's mouth*
Maw: Death, my man! How's it hangin' with you!
Death: WELL, YOU KINDA STILL HAVE MY SCYTHE.
Maw: Well, you can have it back then, dude! *starts singing Kumbaya*
Everyone else: *joins in* Kumbaya, my lord. Kumbaya…
Grindelwald: *walks in*
Aragorn: Join the party, man!
Grindelwald: I am a Dark Lord, you know.
Dumbledore: You mean you were a Dark Lord.
Grindelwald: But I still am!
Dumbledore: No, I defeated you, remember? It says so on my chocolate frog card.
Grindelwald: I never liked those things.
Voldie: Want to be on our float with the rest of us Dark Lords, Grindelwald?
Grindelwald: Sure, why not?
Sauron: You don't look so good man.
Grindelwald: Well, I was supposedly "defeated."
Dumbledore: What do you mean, "supposedly"? I killed you good and well.
Grindelwald: Well, if Boromir can come back, so can I! I mean, at least I have a head and both arms!
Boromir: *would be frowning if he had a face*
Paw G: I think somebody needs some pipewwed!
Grindelwald: I think not! And let me tell you, I still have a plan to take over the world! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Harry: You and Random Pencil.
Grindelwald: Well, where is the little fellow? Come, Random Pencil! Let us go conspire against these evildoers!
Grindelwald and Random Pencil: *conspire, conspire*
Maw: Peace out!
Paw: Same to you, Maw!
Maw: Thank you, Paw.
Lotte: Es schneit! Aber nicht jetzt. (a/n There's going to be a lot to translate 'cos Paw G. likes to make things difficult so keep up. "It's snowing! But not now.")
Paw G.: You make no sense.
Lotte: Nein! Ich bin sehr toll! Du bist ein Berliner! (a/n "No! I am very cool! You are a jelly donut!")
Paw G: Am not!
Hagrid: I'm recovered now, right? Good! Cuz I just needed to tell Harry something –
Lotte: Oh Mist, Hagrid! Du bist ein Dumbkopf! (a/n "Oh crap, Hagrid! You're a stupid-head!")
Legolas: Ich bin ein Elf! (a/n Pretty obvious. "I am an elf!")
Bilbo: Ich bin einundelfzig. (a/n "I am one hundred and eleven.")
Frodo: Ich liebe mein Ring, mein Ring liebt mich, ich futtere mein Ring bei der Apfelbaum. Mein Ring sagt "Ash nazg! Ash nazg! Ash nazg!" Ich sage "Heidel-diedel-dum." (a/n "I love my ring, my ring loves me, I feed my ring by the apple tree. My ring says "Ash nazg! Ash nazg! Ash nazg!" I say "Heidel-diedel-dum."")
Angua27: Dear lord, if this keeps up, I'm going to have to put this story under the German category.
Paw G.: Es tut mir leid. Aber es mach viel Spass! (a/n "I'm sorry. But it's so much fun!")
Paw: Wenn haben wir Sommerferien? (a/n "When do we have summer break?")
Paw G.: In Juni. (a/n "In June.")
Paw: Dern.
Sam: Dass ist nicht Deutsch! (a/n "That's not German!")
Angua27: I think we need subtitles. (a/n Hah! We have them!)
*
Me: *I'm answering myself and running out of names* I know! I didn't even understand some of that. Except for the "Heidel-diedel-dum" part. That was cool. And I'm using Paw G's pen! Go me!
Frodo: I didn't even know I spoke German.
Sara: Four days and 2 hours until Florida!
All: Yeah!
Elrond: Woo-hoo! I can't wait until you all get out of my house. Freaks.
Random Mammoth Tusk: Don't you call me a freak or I'll, I'll tusk you!
Paw G: Sehr gasp!
Juana la Iguana: Hola! You soy una iguana que habla español. (a/n "Hi! I'm an iguana that speaks Spanish.")
Legolas: Good for you. I'm an elf that speak Sindarin… and Quenya because the authors don't know Sindarin and not much Quenya anyway.
Paw G: Usukkin Legolassi!
Sam: Oh, Kongfrontation! I forgot my rope.
Frodo: You always do that, don't you?
Ron: What do you need rope for anyway?
Sam: Well, you just never know when Mister Frodo's going to topple off a dangerous precipice or something.
Pippin: *nodding* He does tend to do things like that.
Frodo: Hey!
Voldie: Here's some rope and stop arguing.
Sam: Yay!
Professor Trelawney: I see a large group of lunatics going on a trip…
Harry: Hmmmm… wonder how she figured that one out.
Professor Trelawney: And unless they bring me, Harry will die!
Aragorn: Oh, no! We should bring her.
Elrond: Yes, please do. Get her out of my house!
Harry: She'd say I was going to die anyway.
Trelawney: Yes… yes… I see the grim traveling with them already.
Sirius: Well, I was going to tag along.
Ron: I thought you didn't like coming out of your smelly attic because it gave you pink eye or something. (a/n I'm not even sure what I meant there. It makes absolutely no sense.)
**