Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Well, here it is. The beginning of the Florida saga. Keep in mind that most of what happens in the story happened to us in reality and believe me, we had plenty of inspiration! We went to go see Lord of the Rings again yesterday (fifth time for me!) and we saw the trailer. It's sooooooo cool! You must go see it. You can see a shortened version if you go to my community and check out links. The ent scene is perfect! I love the look on Pip's face! He is soooo my favourite character in the movie. Oh, to get to my community click the link under my author profile (that's in the little blue writing that says "Angua27" for all newbies) and it'll be in there on the links page. And while you're at it, why don't you join? Yes, I know big plug. It's not all that great for what it set out to be (a round robin), but the web page part is getting pretty cool and I'm collecting tons of pics, so hope you like!
Part 25
By: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Paw, Angua27, and Paw G.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile, in Mexico… (a/n I must not that much of this next part is in Spanish, which I have subtitled and edited for grammar. I also omitted most accents because I'm lazy.)
Pablo: ¿Donde estan mis pantalones? (a/n "Where are my pants?")
Pepe: Estas llevandolos. (a/n "You're wearing them.")
Pablo: Ah. Si. Gracias. (a/n "Ah. Yes. Thanks.")
Pippin: Well, I'm going to go get a pint.
Pablo and Pepe: ¿Que? (a/n "Huh?")
Pippin: A pint!
Pablo: ¡Ay de me! ¡Que loco! (a/n "[random Spanish expression. Kind of like "Oh, my God!" but not.] How crazy!")
Pippin: Huh?
Pepe: ¿Porque quieres un pint? (a/n "Why do you want a pint?")
Pippin: Uh… good question. Why do I want to go get a pint?
Random Pint: ¡A el no me quiere! (a/n "He doesn't want [or love] me!")
Pippin: No, I still want one, I just don't know why.
Pablo: ¿Que? (a/n "Huh?")
Pippin: Oh, hush you!
Shifty Character: Meanwhile, on Mars…
Martian #1: (a/n "More tea?")
Martian #2: ⃟(a/n "No thank you, I think I'll just have another crumpet.")
Martian #3: (a/n "I'm gonna go get a pint!")
Shifty character: Meanwhile, in Ohio…
Voldie: Oh, no. I got lost again! How am I going to get to Mordor now? (a/n She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named hasn't read all of Voldie Goes to Mordor and so we'll be rewriting her part later this chapter.)
Random Bus Driver: Howdy sir! You need a lift? Where you headed?
Voldie: Mordor.
Random Bus Driver: Well, I'm going that way. We just have a little detour to meake.
Voldie: Where?
Random Bus Driver: Florida.
Voldie: I've never been to Florida.
Random Bus Driver: Well, climb on board. I just have to play the safety tape.
Voldie: Wow. Nice Panoramic windows. They really give you a great view of this beautiful country.
*
Legolas: Ooo! Safety. I want to be the safety elf on the trip.
Frodo: You be that Leggs.
Pippin: Is busing a dangerous mode of transportation?
Frodo: What do you mean by that?
Pippin: Well, I mean what if I run out of pints? And, and what if they don't allow pints on the bus! *eyes get as big as Frodo's*
Frodo: Stop that.
Pippin: What?
Frodo: the eyes, that's disturbing.
Pippin: Oh. Sorry.
Frodo: Thanks. And we will have rest stops, don't worry.
Merry: My name really isn't Merry.
Pippin: What are you talking about?
Merry: It's Bob.
Pippin: Put the pipeweed down and back away slowly.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile…
Sam: Who's your daddy?
Saruman: Who's your daddy?
Sam: No, who's you daddy?
Saruman: Oh. Ummm… actually I am technically a demigod. Sorta. Kinda.
Sam: Interesting.
Legolas: Who's your daddy? Word up, my brother! Homies.
Random Fact: "Good King Wenceslas" was actually the King of Bohemia.
Harry: I did not know that.
Pippin: Where's Bohemia?
Merry: Not by the Shire.
Ron: why was he a good king?
Pippin: Must have given his subjects free pints.
Ron: Ah.
Legolas: Wanna help me accessorize my doll clothes for Florida?
Ron: Umm…no.
Legolas: Pastels are in down there.
Ron: Since you said pastels… I'll help.
Random Fact: Polish King Augustus the strong had more than 300 kids, but only one legitimate son.
Sam: Dude, I thought I had a lot of kids.
Frodo: At least yours were all legitimate.
Sam: Ummm…actually Elanor might have not –
Frodo: What?
Sam: Nothing. Oh, those trees are really pretty.
*
Voldie: Okay, it's time to go guys. Everyone ready?
Legolas: Wait! Wait! I still need to pack my facial creams. I should have begun packing earlier.
Sam: you were done packing three weeks ago!
Legolas: Not completely.
Voldie: Can we get on with it? We need to leave now.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile on I77…
Merry: What's that sign with the thumb and the "x" with it mean?
Voldie: Nothing, nothing. So who wants to be our leader here? I would, but I don't think I look like a hitchhiker.
Legolas: Aragorn does.
Harry: He's right! Aragorn can be our lead hitchhiker!
Aragorn: What?! Me?! I don't know how to hitchhike!
Ron: You just stick out your thumb like this…
Aragorn: …like this?
Ron: Yup, and –
Random Bus: *screeches to a halt*
Random Bus Driver: Need a lift?
Aragorn: Yes.
Random Bus Driver: Great! I can help. My name's Bull Dog Puppy. What's your's? (a/n Like I said, most stuff actually happened and our bus driver's name was Bull Dog Puppy.)
Frodo: *mumbles* Oh, no…
Aragorn: I am Strider, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Lord of the Dunedain, Estel, King of Gondor clled Elessar, Isildur's heir, elf friend, and part time male model.
Bull Dog Puppy: Can I call you Bob?
Merry: No! That's my name!
Bull Dog Puppy: How about boB?
Aragorn: Sure.
Bull Dog Puppy: Well, come on aboard!
All: Yay!
*
Voldie: Hey, this bus is full of band students!
Paw G: Hi guys!
Paw: Yo!
Angua27: *watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: Ha ha! The knights are dancing!
Paw G: Well take a seat guys. *everybody sits in the aisles, and in Samwise's case, sits in Mr. Frodo's lap*
Ron: Are we there yet?
Angua27: No, but we are in West Virginia.
Dumbledore: I think, therefore I am.
Random Pencil: I write, therefore I am.
Pippin: I drink pints, therefore I am.
Legolas: I wage a continuous war against split ends, therefore I am.
Boromir: I get shot with, like, 5 arrows, therefore I am.
Harry: I'm bored.
Frodo: Then watch Monty Python with us.
Sam: We're not watching Monty Python.
Frodo: That's true. Feel free to watch it if you want.
Sam: Oh, no! I'm having so much fun as it is.
Lupin: do you guys have to do that in front of me?
Merry: Yeah, you could at least ask us to join in.
Pippin: I WANT A PINT! Aren't there any pints on this bus?
Hermione: Yeah. Here. But we're going to be stopping to eat soon.
**
By: The Uruk-hai Hotties
Well, here it is. The beginning of the Florida saga. Keep in mind that most of what happens in the story happened to us in reality and believe me, we had plenty of inspiration! We went to go see Lord of the Rings again yesterday (fifth time for me!) and we saw the trailer. It's sooooooo cool! You must go see it. You can see a shortened version if you go to my community and check out links. The ent scene is perfect! I love the look on Pip's face! He is soooo my favourite character in the movie. Oh, to get to my community click the link under my author profile (that's in the little blue writing that says "Angua27" for all newbies) and it'll be in there on the links page. And while you're at it, why don't you join? Yes, I know big plug. It's not all that great for what it set out to be (a round robin), but the web page part is getting pretty cool and I'm collecting tons of pics, so hope you like!
Part 25
By: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Paw, Angua27, and Paw G.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile, in Mexico… (a/n I must not that much of this next part is in Spanish, which I have subtitled and edited for grammar. I also omitted most accents because I'm lazy.)
Pablo: ¿Donde estan mis pantalones? (a/n "Where are my pants?")
Pepe: Estas llevandolos. (a/n "You're wearing them.")
Pablo: Ah. Si. Gracias. (a/n "Ah. Yes. Thanks.")
Pippin: Well, I'm going to go get a pint.
Pablo and Pepe: ¿Que? (a/n "Huh?")
Pippin: A pint!
Pablo: ¡Ay de me! ¡Que loco! (a/n "[random Spanish expression. Kind of like "Oh, my God!" but not.] How crazy!")
Pippin: Huh?
Pepe: ¿Porque quieres un pint? (a/n "Why do you want a pint?")
Pippin: Uh… good question. Why do I want to go get a pint?
Random Pint: ¡A el no me quiere! (a/n "He doesn't want [or love] me!")
Pippin: No, I still want one, I just don't know why.
Pablo: ¿Que? (a/n "Huh?")
Pippin: Oh, hush you!
Shifty Character: Meanwhile, on Mars…
Martian #1: (a/n "More tea?")
Martian #2: ⃟(a/n "No thank you, I think I'll just have another crumpet.")
Martian #3: (a/n "I'm gonna go get a pint!")
Shifty character: Meanwhile, in Ohio…
Voldie: Oh, no. I got lost again! How am I going to get to Mordor now? (a/n She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named hasn't read all of Voldie Goes to Mordor and so we'll be rewriting her part later this chapter.)
Random Bus Driver: Howdy sir! You need a lift? Where you headed?
Voldie: Mordor.
Random Bus Driver: Well, I'm going that way. We just have a little detour to meake.
Voldie: Where?
Random Bus Driver: Florida.
Voldie: I've never been to Florida.
Random Bus Driver: Well, climb on board. I just have to play the safety tape.
Voldie: Wow. Nice Panoramic windows. They really give you a great view of this beautiful country.
*
Legolas: Ooo! Safety. I want to be the safety elf on the trip.
Frodo: You be that Leggs.
Pippin: Is busing a dangerous mode of transportation?
Frodo: What do you mean by that?
Pippin: Well, I mean what if I run out of pints? And, and what if they don't allow pints on the bus! *eyes get as big as Frodo's*
Frodo: Stop that.
Pippin: What?
Frodo: the eyes, that's disturbing.
Pippin: Oh. Sorry.
Frodo: Thanks. And we will have rest stops, don't worry.
Merry: My name really isn't Merry.
Pippin: What are you talking about?
Merry: It's Bob.
Pippin: Put the pipeweed down and back away slowly.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile…
Sam: Who's your daddy?
Saruman: Who's your daddy?
Sam: No, who's you daddy?
Saruman: Oh. Ummm… actually I am technically a demigod. Sorta. Kinda.
Sam: Interesting.
Legolas: Who's your daddy? Word up, my brother! Homies.
Random Fact: "Good King Wenceslas" was actually the King of Bohemia.
Harry: I did not know that.
Pippin: Where's Bohemia?
Merry: Not by the Shire.
Ron: why was he a good king?
Pippin: Must have given his subjects free pints.
Ron: Ah.
Legolas: Wanna help me accessorize my doll clothes for Florida?
Ron: Umm…no.
Legolas: Pastels are in down there.
Ron: Since you said pastels… I'll help.
Random Fact: Polish King Augustus the strong had more than 300 kids, but only one legitimate son.
Sam: Dude, I thought I had a lot of kids.
Frodo: At least yours were all legitimate.
Sam: Ummm…actually Elanor might have not –
Frodo: What?
Sam: Nothing. Oh, those trees are really pretty.
*
Voldie: Okay, it's time to go guys. Everyone ready?
Legolas: Wait! Wait! I still need to pack my facial creams. I should have begun packing earlier.
Sam: you were done packing three weeks ago!
Legolas: Not completely.
Voldie: Can we get on with it? We need to leave now.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile on I77…
Merry: What's that sign with the thumb and the "x" with it mean?
Voldie: Nothing, nothing. So who wants to be our leader here? I would, but I don't think I look like a hitchhiker.
Legolas: Aragorn does.
Harry: He's right! Aragorn can be our lead hitchhiker!
Aragorn: What?! Me?! I don't know how to hitchhike!
Ron: You just stick out your thumb like this…
Aragorn: …like this?
Ron: Yup, and –
Random Bus: *screeches to a halt*
Random Bus Driver: Need a lift?
Aragorn: Yes.
Random Bus Driver: Great! I can help. My name's Bull Dog Puppy. What's your's? (a/n Like I said, most stuff actually happened and our bus driver's name was Bull Dog Puppy.)
Frodo: *mumbles* Oh, no…
Aragorn: I am Strider, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Lord of the Dunedain, Estel, King of Gondor clled Elessar, Isildur's heir, elf friend, and part time male model.
Bull Dog Puppy: Can I call you Bob?
Merry: No! That's my name!
Bull Dog Puppy: How about boB?
Aragorn: Sure.
Bull Dog Puppy: Well, come on aboard!
All: Yay!
*
Voldie: Hey, this bus is full of band students!
Paw G: Hi guys!
Paw: Yo!
Angua27: *watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: Ha ha! The knights are dancing!
Paw G: Well take a seat guys. *everybody sits in the aisles, and in Samwise's case, sits in Mr. Frodo's lap*
Ron: Are we there yet?
Angua27: No, but we are in West Virginia.
Dumbledore: I think, therefore I am.
Random Pencil: I write, therefore I am.
Pippin: I drink pints, therefore I am.
Legolas: I wage a continuous war against split ends, therefore I am.
Boromir: I get shot with, like, 5 arrows, therefore I am.
Harry: I'm bored.
Frodo: Then watch Monty Python with us.
Sam: We're not watching Monty Python.
Frodo: That's true. Feel free to watch it if you want.
Sam: Oh, no! I'm having so much fun as it is.
Lupin: do you guys have to do that in front of me?
Merry: Yeah, you could at least ask us to join in.
Pippin: I WANT A PINT! Aren't there any pints on this bus?
Hermione: Yeah. Here. But we're going to be stopping to eat soon.
**