Voldie Goes to Mordor
By: The Uruk-Hai Hotties
Wow, I've filled up an entire disk with nothing but fanfic and I'm starting on my second. It's so exciting! I bet most of it is Voldie Goes to Mordor. Hey! I have contest for you, because I know soooo many people read this. *pause* Or not. But if you do happen to make it this far, guess as close as possible to how many characters we have by the end of this chapter and we'll put you in the story. No, that's not necessarily a good thing, but you'll help us reach our goal of having a lot of characters. Actually, I think we're now going for insane amount of characters since we already reached the "a lot" level.
Part 29
By: Paw Greenleaf (yes, just Paw G. – she wrote a lot)
*at the Poseidon Show*
Taylor (guy putting on show): So, where's everybody from?
Paw: Ohio!
Frodo: Middle-Earth!
Sauron: Mordor!
Taylor: Mordor, huh? That's a new one. AAAH! The lights are going out! Oh, well. Let's go inside the secret chamber anyway.
*everybody walks in*
Poseidon: Yo, peeps! Wazzup? Nice seeing all of ya.
Evil Greek God: MwhahahahahSNORThahahaha! I am the dark lord who will destroy this here temple and everyone in it!
Voldie: No way! I'm a Dark Lord too! Wanna be on our float? We're in a parade tomorrow at the Magic Kingdom!
Evil Greek God: Ok. I'm sick of this job anyway.
Poseidon: Well let's do this thing. *they have a big fight* I win!
Evil Greek God: I'm so surprised.
Sam: Let's blow this joint ya'll.
Pippin: Oh no you don't! Not until I have my pint!
Hermione: Oh, let's just go already.
*next day*
Ron: I'm at the happiest place on earth! (a/n That just makes me giggle every time I read it.)
Legolas: I'm happy, as long as my hair doesn't get messed up. *glares at everyone*
Angua: Let's go on this Buzz Lightyear ride!
Paw G: I win! I win! I shot more Z's than you!
*they go on other rides like Space Mountain, It's a Small World, Haunted Mansion, and Alien Attack*
Voldie: Places, everybody! It's time for the parade! Dark Lords on the float, and everybody else get your costumes on!
*the hobbits come out in clown costumes*
Frodo: This is degrading.
Voldie: Smile, people! You're supposed to be happy, remember?
Frodo: You try to look happy with a pink and purple polka dotted costume on! NOT to mention the wig and face paint!
Saruman: Quit complaining. Just look at all these sparkly gems and blinking lights I have to wear.
Merry: Poor you.
Harry: I'm liking this new robe, Voldie! How exactly does it glow?
Voldie: Nice little spell I picked up. OK people, let's move out.
*on parade route*
Voldie: Wave more like me, Zurg.
Zurg: It's kinda hard, being plastic and all.
Random People in Crowd: GO DARK LORDS! YEAH!
Sauron: I could get used to this.
Random Kid in Crowd: Look, mommy! They're little clowns!
Sam: Go screw yourself, kid.
Random Kid: Waaaaa!
*after parade*
Voldie: Well, I'd say we did perty good!
Paw: Time to leave people.
Paw G: But I don't want to leave! It's probably blizzarding in Ohio.
Harry: Well we don't have much of a choice.
*everybody slowly walks on the bus*
Maw: Great, I have another 21 hours of being cramped with all these random characters.
Random Mammoth Tusk: If you don't want me here, I'll leave…
Maw: Naw, it's okay. But that Evil Greek God is starting to freak me out.
Evil Greek God: Oh yeah, Sauron? Well guess what! I can stick two straws up my nose and make a walrus noise! See?
Voldie: *backs away*
Random Mammoth Tusk: I see what you mean. He is rather strange. Plus, he's not fair. I mean, Sauron doesn't have a nose to stick straws up!
*later on the ride home, watching The Sixth Sense*
Sam: Frodo, I'm scared. Protect me, o wise master.
Frodo: Get off me, you pervert. You have your own seat. I suggest you get in it before I hurt you.
*even later, almost back home, watching Ninja Turtles*
Paw: Awesome, dude!
Paw G: This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, besides the cartoon voerion of Return of the King.
Sam: Frodo of the nine fingers… ((
Paw G: April, how could you ever like a turtle?
Angua: I don't know. I didn't write the script. (a/n In case you weren't sure, my name is April and I was made fun of because of April from Ninja Turtles when I was a kid)
Wendelin the Weird: I like beef jerky.
*everyone stares*
Merry: You are random, and what you said was random.
Wenelin the Weird: Just thought I'd drop in. Sor-RY!
Moaning Myrtle: I hate you all! I wish I was dead!
Ron: You are dead, genius.
Moaning Myrtle: *starts crying hysterically* Why do you have to talk about it? I HATE YOU! Get your ugly freckly face away from me!
Ron: Hey, I wouldn't exactly be calling other people ugly if I were you.
Moaning Myrtle: Oh, I don't believe it, he called me ugly! *cries even harder*
Zurg: She's quite the drama queen, isn't she?
Harry: Yep. Just ignore her. *whispering* ten points if you get this potato chip through her left kneecap.
Zurg: *throws and misses* Damn!
Ron: *coughs* DORK!
Harry: *coughs* DWEEB!
Sam: *coughs* NERD!
Moaning Myrtle: *runs and hides in the bathroom*
Ron: She's very fond of bathrooms, isn't she?
Pippin: Very.
Evil Greek God: Hey Sauron! Can ya do this? *touches tongue to nose*
Sauron: No fair! Obviously I can't do that because I'm a frickin' eye! Will you quit picking on me! You're discriminating against eyes!
**
By: The Uruk-Hai Hotties
Wow, I've filled up an entire disk with nothing but fanfic and I'm starting on my second. It's so exciting! I bet most of it is Voldie Goes to Mordor. Hey! I have contest for you, because I know soooo many people read this. *pause* Or not. But if you do happen to make it this far, guess as close as possible to how many characters we have by the end of this chapter and we'll put you in the story. No, that's not necessarily a good thing, but you'll help us reach our goal of having a lot of characters. Actually, I think we're now going for insane amount of characters since we already reached the "a lot" level.
Part 29
By: Paw Greenleaf (yes, just Paw G. – she wrote a lot)
*at the Poseidon Show*
Taylor (guy putting on show): So, where's everybody from?
Paw: Ohio!
Frodo: Middle-Earth!
Sauron: Mordor!
Taylor: Mordor, huh? That's a new one. AAAH! The lights are going out! Oh, well. Let's go inside the secret chamber anyway.
*everybody walks in*
Poseidon: Yo, peeps! Wazzup? Nice seeing all of ya.
Evil Greek God: MwhahahahahSNORThahahaha! I am the dark lord who will destroy this here temple and everyone in it!
Voldie: No way! I'm a Dark Lord too! Wanna be on our float? We're in a parade tomorrow at the Magic Kingdom!
Evil Greek God: Ok. I'm sick of this job anyway.
Poseidon: Well let's do this thing. *they have a big fight* I win!
Evil Greek God: I'm so surprised.
Sam: Let's blow this joint ya'll.
Pippin: Oh no you don't! Not until I have my pint!
Hermione: Oh, let's just go already.
*next day*
Ron: I'm at the happiest place on earth! (a/n That just makes me giggle every time I read it.)
Legolas: I'm happy, as long as my hair doesn't get messed up. *glares at everyone*
Angua: Let's go on this Buzz Lightyear ride!
Paw G: I win! I win! I shot more Z's than you!
*they go on other rides like Space Mountain, It's a Small World, Haunted Mansion, and Alien Attack*
Voldie: Places, everybody! It's time for the parade! Dark Lords on the float, and everybody else get your costumes on!
*the hobbits come out in clown costumes*
Frodo: This is degrading.
Voldie: Smile, people! You're supposed to be happy, remember?
Frodo: You try to look happy with a pink and purple polka dotted costume on! NOT to mention the wig and face paint!
Saruman: Quit complaining. Just look at all these sparkly gems and blinking lights I have to wear.
Merry: Poor you.
Harry: I'm liking this new robe, Voldie! How exactly does it glow?
Voldie: Nice little spell I picked up. OK people, let's move out.
*on parade route*
Voldie: Wave more like me, Zurg.
Zurg: It's kinda hard, being plastic and all.
Random People in Crowd: GO DARK LORDS! YEAH!
Sauron: I could get used to this.
Random Kid in Crowd: Look, mommy! They're little clowns!
Sam: Go screw yourself, kid.
Random Kid: Waaaaa!
*after parade*
Voldie: Well, I'd say we did perty good!
Paw: Time to leave people.
Paw G: But I don't want to leave! It's probably blizzarding in Ohio.
Harry: Well we don't have much of a choice.
*everybody slowly walks on the bus*
Maw: Great, I have another 21 hours of being cramped with all these random characters.
Random Mammoth Tusk: If you don't want me here, I'll leave…
Maw: Naw, it's okay. But that Evil Greek God is starting to freak me out.
Evil Greek God: Oh yeah, Sauron? Well guess what! I can stick two straws up my nose and make a walrus noise! See?
Voldie: *backs away*
Random Mammoth Tusk: I see what you mean. He is rather strange. Plus, he's not fair. I mean, Sauron doesn't have a nose to stick straws up!
*later on the ride home, watching The Sixth Sense*
Sam: Frodo, I'm scared. Protect me, o wise master.
Frodo: Get off me, you pervert. You have your own seat. I suggest you get in it before I hurt you.
*even later, almost back home, watching Ninja Turtles*
Paw: Awesome, dude!
Paw G: This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, besides the cartoon voerion of Return of the King.
Sam: Frodo of the nine fingers… ((
Paw G: April, how could you ever like a turtle?
Angua: I don't know. I didn't write the script. (a/n In case you weren't sure, my name is April and I was made fun of because of April from Ninja Turtles when I was a kid)
Wendelin the Weird: I like beef jerky.
*everyone stares*
Merry: You are random, and what you said was random.
Wenelin the Weird: Just thought I'd drop in. Sor-RY!
Moaning Myrtle: I hate you all! I wish I was dead!
Ron: You are dead, genius.
Moaning Myrtle: *starts crying hysterically* Why do you have to talk about it? I HATE YOU! Get your ugly freckly face away from me!
Ron: Hey, I wouldn't exactly be calling other people ugly if I were you.
Moaning Myrtle: Oh, I don't believe it, he called me ugly! *cries even harder*
Zurg: She's quite the drama queen, isn't she?
Harry: Yep. Just ignore her. *whispering* ten points if you get this potato chip through her left kneecap.
Zurg: *throws and misses* Damn!
Ron: *coughs* DORK!
Harry: *coughs* DWEEB!
Sam: *coughs* NERD!
Moaning Myrtle: *runs and hides in the bathroom*
Ron: She's very fond of bathrooms, isn't she?
Pippin: Very.
Evil Greek God: Hey Sauron! Can ya do this? *touches tongue to nose*
Sauron: No fair! Obviously I can't do that because I'm a frickin' eye! Will you quit picking on me! You're discriminating against eyes!
**