Note- the version of the second chapter I had on my computer went beserk and deleted itself, so I had to create a whole new chapter just to tell you that in Chapter 2, when I refer to Inigo being a Wizard, that's the highest rank in swordplay- not magical junk. Which you would know if you had read the Princess Bride- but forget it- this story is mostly about Moulin Rouge, I just had to add Inigo and Maxie because I love them. Fezzik might appear later- no promises. It is a MR fic after all. Bai! Ja ne! TOODLEWHAP, PIP PIP!