Voldie Goes to Mordor
by: The Uruk-Hai Hotties
Well, it's been a bit of time since I updated this fic (not mentioned all the other dozens I haven't updated), but Paw's been bugging me to work on getting it up and we did get a few more reviews mailwise while ff.net was down. Yay! I love you people with weird senses of humour. I start university/college/univesidad/universitat (depending on your country) tomorrow. Eek! I'm quite nervous. I have Algebra, Spanish and Geology tomorrow and then Into to Fiction and Intro to International studies Tuesday. I hate being a commuter. Anyway, yes. I think I will start on the story now.
Part 30 by: Angua27, Paw, Paw G (kinda), Paw, and Paw G.
Paw G: I sooo did not get that Sixth Sense movie. Was she dead?
Angua: Who? The guy?
Paw G: No, his wife. She was breathing smoke!
Angua: No, she wasn't! She was cold. Her husband was dead.
Paw G: Oh, I though she Oded on depression meds.
Angua: Um, no.
Legolas: Even I knew that!
Paw G: Shut up.
*
Pippin and Merry: World Traaaaveler, World Traveler.
Paw: You hush. I am trying to sleep on this uncomfortable bus. And I can't sleep with you two bouncing back and forth in your seats.
Merry and Pippin: Humph!
Random Pencil: I am perfectly comfortable.
Aragorn: You're a pencil.
Random Pencil: So?
Random Dust Speck: I'm more comfortable.
Random Oxygen: I am a component of air.
Sam: Hey, it's getting cold. Mr. Frodo, do you mind if I share your blanket?
Frodo: Sure - wait NO! You sicko, not her on the bus. Get your own blanket!
Random Goldfish Snack: Ahhh! The hand cometh from above! Our doom awaits!
Paw: Yum. Goldfish are tasty.
Random Goldfish Snack: Goldfish killers!
Paw: Ummmm. Dude. Whatever.
*
*some of paw g's math homework. An example follows*
New Chapter: Permutations n objects r at a time
nPr = n!/(n-r)!
calculator Math ( PRB 2 5 enter n = 6,720
Repetitions: Bob total 3!/2! repeating letters = 3
*okay, that's quite enough*
*
Paw G: Hey we are on page 100!
Paw: Aww! Totally radically dude!
Frodo: Where is Honduras?
Gandalf: Duno, but they make spiffy shirts.
*
Random British Guy: That was bloody brilliant! Ron: Hey! That's my line!
R.B.G: Are you people EVER going to use my name?
Paw G: no way!
Angua: Hey Paw, let's sing World Traveler!
Paw G: OK!
Angua and Paw G: World Traveler, World Traveler You can travel around the world! East Germany, West Germany, And the Soviet Union! Adventure Cards, and travel cards It's a random 80s game!
Harry: Yay! I love that song! You guys should record it!
Sam: But no one's ever heard of World Traveler!
Harry: So? It'll become an instant international hit!
Sam: NO IT WON'T!
Harry: Yes, it will!
Sam: Won't, won't, won't!
Harry: Will, will, will!
Sam: Listen here, you poor excuse for a wizard -
Harry: Poor excuse for a wizard, eh? Who's the perverted hobbit freak who -
Paw and Paw G's Cousin Gertie: Am I male of female? Huh? Anybody know? Cuz I sure don't.
Paw G: This isn't a real person in case you're wondering.
Harry: *blinks* Well, that'll sure stop an argument, right Samwise?
Sam: Right as rain, Harry. She's not, you know, serious is she?
Paw: Actually, she is. We've never known what she is. We call her an it.
Paw G: We've got a bit of an unusual family, if you know what I mean.
Paw: We used to live in Area 52, and we had the gosh dern best bed-n- breakfast around for the aliens, and then there was this doohickey -
Voldie: Save us the gruesome details, please!
Paw G: But it isn't gruesome. To make a long story short, parallel dimensions lined up and all the planets and moons were lined up, and we became each other's paw.
Voldie: Do our readers REALLY need to know this?
Paw and Paw G: YES!
Voldie: Shifty Character, do your thing.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile.
**
I'm stopping now. Maybe I'll go update something else, or perhaps I'll just eat something. Aprily if very hungry.
Well, it's been a bit of time since I updated this fic (not mentioned all the other dozens I haven't updated), but Paw's been bugging me to work on getting it up and we did get a few more reviews mailwise while ff.net was down. Yay! I love you people with weird senses of humour. I start university/college/univesidad/universitat (depending on your country) tomorrow. Eek! I'm quite nervous. I have Algebra, Spanish and Geology tomorrow and then Into to Fiction and Intro to International studies Tuesday. I hate being a commuter. Anyway, yes. I think I will start on the story now.
Part 30 by: Angua27, Paw, Paw G (kinda), Paw, and Paw G.
Paw G: I sooo did not get that Sixth Sense movie. Was she dead?
Angua: Who? The guy?
Paw G: No, his wife. She was breathing smoke!
Angua: No, she wasn't! She was cold. Her husband was dead.
Paw G: Oh, I though she Oded on depression meds.
Angua: Um, no.
Legolas: Even I knew that!
Paw G: Shut up.
*
Pippin and Merry: World Traaaaveler, World Traveler.
Paw: You hush. I am trying to sleep on this uncomfortable bus. And I can't sleep with you two bouncing back and forth in your seats.
Merry and Pippin: Humph!
Random Pencil: I am perfectly comfortable.
Aragorn: You're a pencil.
Random Pencil: So?
Random Dust Speck: I'm more comfortable.
Random Oxygen: I am a component of air.
Sam: Hey, it's getting cold. Mr. Frodo, do you mind if I share your blanket?
Frodo: Sure - wait NO! You sicko, not her on the bus. Get your own blanket!
Random Goldfish Snack: Ahhh! The hand cometh from above! Our doom awaits!
Paw: Yum. Goldfish are tasty.
Random Goldfish Snack: Goldfish killers!
Paw: Ummmm. Dude. Whatever.
*
*some of paw g's math homework. An example follows*
New Chapter: Permutations n objects r at a time
nPr = n!/(n-r)!
calculator Math ( PRB 2 5 enter n = 6,720
Repetitions: Bob total 3!/2! repeating letters = 3
*okay, that's quite enough*
*
Paw G: Hey we are on page 100!
Paw: Aww! Totally radically dude!
Frodo: Where is Honduras?
Gandalf: Duno, but they make spiffy shirts.
*
Random British Guy: That was bloody brilliant! Ron: Hey! That's my line!
R.B.G: Are you people EVER going to use my name?
Paw G: no way!
Angua: Hey Paw, let's sing World Traveler!
Paw G: OK!
Angua and Paw G: World Traveler, World Traveler You can travel around the world! East Germany, West Germany, And the Soviet Union! Adventure Cards, and travel cards It's a random 80s game!
Harry: Yay! I love that song! You guys should record it!
Sam: But no one's ever heard of World Traveler!
Harry: So? It'll become an instant international hit!
Sam: NO IT WON'T!
Harry: Yes, it will!
Sam: Won't, won't, won't!
Harry: Will, will, will!
Sam: Listen here, you poor excuse for a wizard -
Harry: Poor excuse for a wizard, eh? Who's the perverted hobbit freak who -
Paw and Paw G's Cousin Gertie: Am I male of female? Huh? Anybody know? Cuz I sure don't.
Paw G: This isn't a real person in case you're wondering.
Harry: *blinks* Well, that'll sure stop an argument, right Samwise?
Sam: Right as rain, Harry. She's not, you know, serious is she?
Paw: Actually, she is. We've never known what she is. We call her an it.
Paw G: We've got a bit of an unusual family, if you know what I mean.
Paw: We used to live in Area 52, and we had the gosh dern best bed-n- breakfast around for the aliens, and then there was this doohickey -
Voldie: Save us the gruesome details, please!
Paw G: But it isn't gruesome. To make a long story short, parallel dimensions lined up and all the planets and moons were lined up, and we became each other's paw.
Voldie: Do our readers REALLY need to know this?
Paw and Paw G: YES!
Voldie: Shifty Character, do your thing.
Shifty Character: Meanwhile.
**
I'm stopping now. Maybe I'll go update something else, or perhaps I'll just eat something. Aprily if very hungry.