Author's Notes: Ahh! Gomen nasai!! I forgot I still had this laying around. I thought I'd uploaded it already. ^^;; Ooops. Last chapter. Yes, last chapter. I know, I know. I probably enjoyed writing this as much as you did reading this. Of course I'll get working on more fics, but as for this one, The End. ^_~

Disclaimer: These bishounen do not belong to me. *sobs* They belong to Takehito Koyasu *swoons* and Project Weiss and whoever owns them that I didn't list here. Speaking of which, I'm sure someone has written something similar to this (I mean there's like 2,681 Weiss fics on FF.net alone, like someone hasn't conceived this idea). I don't plagiarize fics. I didn't copy this from someone else's work, so if it looks similar, don't email me with a 'You %#^%$&%*-ing copycat' message or something.

Also, I want to thank Makoto Kudou, Koyuki Aode, Rinny, and BrainDamage for reviewing! *glomps* Thank you, thank you!

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Brad's Worst Reality Chapter Six

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Brad could have cried. But he wasn't the type of man to cry tears of joy. He grinned, staring at his hands...like he'd been doing for the past ten minutes.

Masafumi had long-since left the lab, making sure Brad and Tot were both alright, and that nothing else had gone wrong. Tot ran off to go show Shoen, Hel, and Neu that she was back to normal...as scary as that still was...

The only ones left in the lab were the Schwarz members.

"You know...I never appreciated my own body so much..." Brad started to say.

"Please, no speeches," Nagi said, rolling his eyes.

"Okay Brad...yes, those are your hands, those are your feet, your smile is making me horny, your body is making me horny..."

"I never appreciated me so much..."

"You know, I think Tot's still in there somewhere," Farf said, grabbing out a knife, "You want me to cut her out?"

"No," Brad glared, "Don't touch my body. MY body."

"I think I'm starting to agree with you there, Farfarello," Nagi told the Irishman.

"And your voice is making me horny, and your eyes are making me horny, your body is making me horny and yes, I know I already said that..."

Farf giggled a bit and, Nagi shook his head and sighed.

"You know that you owe me for wearing all my clothes," Nagi told the American.

"Yes, I know that," Brad replied, "What do want for it? Another new computer or something?"

Nagi motioned with his finger for Brad to come closer. Brad let himself be baited and did. What did the kid want? He leaned down closer to Nagi and the boy wrapped his arms around his neck, pulling him in for a kiss.

Brad immediately panicked and tried to pull away, but Nagi's powers wouldn't let him. Nagi's tongue pressed against his teeth, and Brad opened his mouth slightly allowing their tongues to intertwine. Finally, Nagi pulled back and grinned at Brad, who by now was a bit flustered.

"What..what was that for?"

"I wanted to see if kissing the real you, rather than you with Tot in your body was any better," Nagi said, blushing slightly.

"You...kissed me, while Tot was in my body?" Brad asked.

"Well, it's more like she kissed me, then I kissed her..." Nagi explained.

"Young man, you are soooooo grounded."

"...Yeah," Nagi shrugged, "Well, that was your payment for borrowing my clothes."

"You're still grounded. I would've expected Schuldig, but not you. What ELSE did you two do?"

"What are you implying, Brad?" Nagi said, shaking his head, "Tot wanted her first time to be when she was in her own body, but I dunno...I guess the attraction to her died somewhere down the line." he scuffed his shoe on the ground.

"Uh-uh," Schuldig said, finally getting out of his 'I-am-horny' daze. He shook his head and slapped Brad's behind, "This piece of American ass is MINE. Go find your own."

"Schuldig..." Brad glared.

"Speaking of which, Mister Brad...." Schuldig said, crossing his arms, "You owe me, like a thousand times over for making me wait this long."

"How is it my fault?"

"You were the one who kept me from screwing you senseless all this time, remember?"

"Well..." Brad shrugged, "Now you know how I feel."

"What?"

"Hey, it's not like I could've pulled you aside and decided right then and there that we'd screw."

Schuldig winced at the mental image of himself and Tot...

"That's gross, that's just nasty!" Schuldig shouted at Brad, trying to make the images disappear.

"Well now you knew what I was thinking when you tried screwing my body. I got the same mental images. You and Tot. It was disgusting," Brad put a hand on his hip and smirked at Schuldig, "Plus, I couldn't let you get a piece of me, if I couldn't get a piece of you."

Schuldig grinned, approaching the American and rubbing against him, "Bradley, Bradley..." he paused, "I know a place where we can get a quickie before going home for a long sleepless night."

"Where?"

"Right here." *pounce*

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Author's Notes: And Schu gets laid. Or is it Brad? Mmmmm...uke-Brad is just delicious. Er...I hope you tried to understand where Brad was coming from. His libido was pestering him too...and of course, Schu's constant whining probably only made it worse. And before I suddenly get poetic here (o.O) I'll shut up and move on....

For those of you who stuck with me every chapter, I want to say thank you. I really honestly appreciate it. Oddly, this is the most successful fic I've ever written and even if it isn't my favorite, I am pleased with it. Thanks again for reading and look for more fanfiction coming from me. Namely, Oasis Mirror, another WK fic, but this time co-written with Shizuyoko and posted with her pen name. See ya!