A/N: NO OFFENCE is meant to any Jehovah's Witnesses. And please let me know (in your reveiw) if you want me to put some background on Chaos and Neko in this.
Chapter 7
"There has been a series of robberies at local shops all throughout this morning, and have just apparently stopped now. There were no witnesses to these crimes and according to the shop owners only one or two things were stolen from each shop."
Christina, or Neko, snorted, "Humph. They interrupt my TV shows for this shit?"
"Police say that the thief will probably strike again tomorrow, so be on the look out." A police officer, known to Neko to be a member of the Sharing, came on screen babbling about how the thief is probably dangerous and yada yada yada and then went one to list the things that were stolen.
Neko just threw popcorn at the screen, "Members of the sharing suck. Why not call it 'We are evil mind stealing aliens come to take over the world' and get it over with. No one would have figured it out, people are all stupid." Her doorbell rang, "Damned Jehovah's Witnesses." She opened the door glaring, "I'm Jewi..... oh. It's you. Come in." Neko stepped aside as Carlos, a.k.a. Chaos, stepped in.
"Nice to see you too." Chaos said as he walked to the 'frige and checked it's contents.
"Yeah yeah. The Yeerks are trying to cover their assess because they fucked up."
"Really, Neko?"
"Really, Chaos. Something of theirs, probably that Parasite Eve thing we told Erek about, got lose and stole stuff from stores."
"What did she steal?"
"...and the thief stole fishnet stockings and steel toed combat boots from..." the Officer on TV continued. Neko clicked off the VCR and TV. This was her punishment for taped her morning cartoons, she forgot it wasn't Saturday.
"At least we know she's got got taste in footwear." She said, walking to her fishbowl and opening the cover, "Yes, baby, num nums. Eat up now Leran." She told her Siamese fighting fish, poured some food in, then closed the cover. "So what now?"
"You should call Erek again."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Maybe he saw the news, maybe he didn't."
"Whatever, Aniki."
Chaos blinked, "And that would mean what?"
"Along the lines of 'big brother' or 'mentor'. You are considered my older brother, by me at least."
"Oh. Okay."
"Baka Aniki." Neko said, laughing.
"Shut up, Miss Kitty." He said, tugging lightly on her cat ears.
"OW! Hey, that hurt!" She hissed at him, then picked up the phone and dialed Erek. "Good afternoon sir. Have you accepted Chaos and Neko as your saviors?"
"No." Erek said. Neko heard Jake's voice in the background, yelling something about fighting.
"I knew you and Jake were sleeping together. Did you tape the news?"
"Yeah, my Father did. And NO I am not sleeping with him."
"Liar. Whatever. Just letting you know about the news."
"Thanks. Bye." Erek hung up.
"Whatever. Jake's there."
"Oh joy." Jake was not Chaos's favorite person at the moment. Not only was he the object of the girl he loved affections, he was just in general being an ass.
"Chipper aren't we?"
"Die."
"You first."
The argument continued like this for quite sometime until Neko didn't come back with a witty comment.
"Neko? Christina? What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I hate this."
"Hate what?"
"This. I wanna go to those stores and pull a Scooby-Doo."
"Look for clues, Nancy Drew?"
"Maybe I just have low self-esteem."
"You lost me."
"I lost myself too." She laughed.
"I gotta get home. I'll see ya' tomorrow Neko."
"Bye Chaos."
Chapter 7
"There has been a series of robberies at local shops all throughout this morning, and have just apparently stopped now. There were no witnesses to these crimes and according to the shop owners only one or two things were stolen from each shop."
Christina, or Neko, snorted, "Humph. They interrupt my TV shows for this shit?"
"Police say that the thief will probably strike again tomorrow, so be on the look out." A police officer, known to Neko to be a member of the Sharing, came on screen babbling about how the thief is probably dangerous and yada yada yada and then went one to list the things that were stolen.
Neko just threw popcorn at the screen, "Members of the sharing suck. Why not call it 'We are evil mind stealing aliens come to take over the world' and get it over with. No one would have figured it out, people are all stupid." Her doorbell rang, "Damned Jehovah's Witnesses." She opened the door glaring, "I'm Jewi..... oh. It's you. Come in." Neko stepped aside as Carlos, a.k.a. Chaos, stepped in.
"Nice to see you too." Chaos said as he walked to the 'frige and checked it's contents.
"Yeah yeah. The Yeerks are trying to cover their assess because they fucked up."
"Really, Neko?"
"Really, Chaos. Something of theirs, probably that Parasite Eve thing we told Erek about, got lose and stole stuff from stores."
"What did she steal?"
"...and the thief stole fishnet stockings and steel toed combat boots from..." the Officer on TV continued. Neko clicked off the VCR and TV. This was her punishment for taped her morning cartoons, she forgot it wasn't Saturday.
"At least we know she's got got taste in footwear." She said, walking to her fishbowl and opening the cover, "Yes, baby, num nums. Eat up now Leran." She told her Siamese fighting fish, poured some food in, then closed the cover. "So what now?"
"You should call Erek again."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Maybe he saw the news, maybe he didn't."
"Whatever, Aniki."
Chaos blinked, "And that would mean what?"
"Along the lines of 'big brother' or 'mentor'. You are considered my older brother, by me at least."
"Oh. Okay."
"Baka Aniki." Neko said, laughing.
"Shut up, Miss Kitty." He said, tugging lightly on her cat ears.
"OW! Hey, that hurt!" She hissed at him, then picked up the phone and dialed Erek. "Good afternoon sir. Have you accepted Chaos and Neko as your saviors?"
"No." Erek said. Neko heard Jake's voice in the background, yelling something about fighting.
"I knew you and Jake were sleeping together. Did you tape the news?"
"Yeah, my Father did. And NO I am not sleeping with him."
"Liar. Whatever. Just letting you know about the news."
"Thanks. Bye." Erek hung up.
"Whatever. Jake's there."
"Oh joy." Jake was not Chaos's favorite person at the moment. Not only was he the object of the girl he loved affections, he was just in general being an ass.
"Chipper aren't we?"
"Die."
"You first."
The argument continued like this for quite sometime until Neko didn't come back with a witty comment.
"Neko? Christina? What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I hate this."
"Hate what?"
"This. I wanna go to those stores and pull a Scooby-Doo."
"Look for clues, Nancy Drew?"
"Maybe I just have low self-esteem."
"You lost me."
"I lost myself too." She laughed.
"I gotta get home. I'll see ya' tomorrow Neko."
"Bye Chaos."