When the school students came they sat at their seats and did the usual thing. They waited until the Sorting was over and Dumbledore had finished when all of a sudden the door banged open and Harry came skateboarding in. All the girls mouths dropped open . Some started giggling and whispering to each other.

"Sorry l'm late. I was busy." He said and jumped off his skateboard.

Dumbledore smiled and Lupin laughed while Snape was glaring at him.

"Ah, Mr Summers. Just in time. Now to get you Sorted." Dumbledore said nodded to McGonagall.

Harry sat down on the stool and waited for the Sorting hat. When it was placed on he heard the familiar voice inside his head.

"Ah, Mr Potter. I take it you wish to be in your old house?"

"That would be great." Harry replied.

"All right then. GRYFFINDOR!"

Harry bounced off the chair, gave the hat to McGonagall and went and sat down next to Hermione.

"Hello, I'm Hermione Granger and this is Ron Weasley." Hermione said politely.

"G'day, I'm Trent Summers. Nice ta meet ya.." Harry said cheerfully.

"Are you from Australia?" Fred asked.

"Sure am. England is a lot different than Australia. So, what did you guys do over the summer?" Harry asked putting some roast potato's on his plate.

They both went on about their holidays when Harry got a little bit bored. He looked around for some form of entertainment. When he saw none he decided to make his own. He looked at Snape and mumbled a spell under his breath. Suddenly Snape jumped up onto the table and started river dancing on the table. Kilt and all.

Everyone looked shocked then burst out laughing. Harry mumbled another spell and all the Slytherins jumped up onto the table and started doing the hula in grass skirts and those cane bra thingys while their hair was flashing red and gold. Harry mumbled another spell and suddenly Snape was in the Britiny Spears outfit from the song 'Hit me baby one more time'. He started singing the song. Harry said another spell while laughing. Suddenly all of the teachers turned into penguins and were squawking the Australian national anthem. By now people were crying with laughter, some had already run out of the room to go to the toilets. Harry said another spell and all of a sudden Snape had a sign above his head saying.

"I LOVE MINNIE"

Harry mumbled one last spell but nothing happened. He clicked his fingers and all of the spells, hexes and curse were gone.

Snape was bright red in the face.

"SUMMERS, YOU JUST GOT A WEEK WORTH OF DETENTIONS!" He yelled jumping to his feet.

Harry jumped to his feet and stood at attention.

"Sir, l did not do anything that requires punishment, Sir." Harry said and everytime Harry said sir Snape's clothes and hair colour changed which Snape didn't realise.

"I know you did all of that Summers." Snape said. Harry could tell he was way way beyond angry.

"Sir, l do not have my wand, so it is not possible for me to do those spells Sir." Harry said.

Harry knew he had caught him with that one since Snape didn't know he could do wandless magic.

"Trent, you can sit down. Do not worry about the detentions." Lupin said

"Sir, yes, Sir." Harry said and sat down.

Snape was livid. When he sat down there was a loud noise that sounded suspiciously like....

"I FARTED!" Snape yelled.

Snape went even brighter red in the face and walked out of the room not realising that he was only in his boxers that had flashing pink hearts and "Mummy" all over them..

When Fred and George got their breath back they leant over to Harry.

"Trent, did you do all of that?" They asked.

"Of course. I was bored." Harry said with a wink.

That night Harry went to sleep with a smile on his face.

*DREAM*

"Harry" a voice said behind him.

Harry turned around and he saw Merlin, and the Hogwarts four.

"Bloody hell." Harry mumbled.

"Hello Harry. We do not have much time to talk so we will get to the point. You are the heir to all five of us. We are going to transfer all of our knowledge and power on to you so when the time comes, you will fight against Voldermort, then you will have the knowledge and power to defeat him." Godric said.

All five people put their fingers on Harry's head.

Suddenly Harry felt knowledge of old and new flood into his brain. Power flowed through his blood making his head go dizzy.

Then it stopped.

Harry opened his eyes to see all five people smiling down at him.

"It is time to wake now Harry." Helga said.

*END DREAM*

Harry sat up breathing heavily. He had to talk to Dumbledore.