TITLE: If You Think for ONE Second!!!

BY: Tamayo

DISCLAIMER:

Chibi Sephiroth: *Is seen dressed as a magician* ^_^ Welcome to Tamayo's 16th Fanfic! Now, watch this!

Tamayo: *Holds up the rights to Gundam Wing* ^_^!!!

Chibi Sephiroth: *Waves magic wand*

Rights to Gundam Wing: *Disappear from Tamayo's grasp and reappear in the hands of their rightful owners*

Tamayo: *Cries*

Chibi Sephiroth: Now kiddies, remember, TAMAYO DOES NOT OWN GUNDAM WING. :b :b :b :b :b!!!

WARNINGS: Super bashy! The author is the queen of hippocracy [See many Self Insert fics].

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Tamayo: This is my first attempt at writing for a while.

Chibi Sephiroth: ... *murmur*

Tamayo: Say that again.

Chibi Sephiroth: ... I said *This has been removed because otherwise people would know what to call Tama and REALLY annoy her with!*

Tamayo: I'M GONNA *This has been removed for overly detailed violence*

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If You Think for ONE Second!!!



Tamayo ran up happil to the GBoy house. She ran inside and hugged all the Gboys and they lhigged her back she was quatersa suster and she was trowas love and she was real cool and kick ass. her ghundam was called death scythe hell super ness nuifty fanta. one day...

relena camre over ohg no but no worries tamayo showed her up aahaha real cool like. then duo and heero bconfessed thjeir love for tamayo and her, torowa, catherine, duo herr have bif oregy.

six years later tamayo ia mERIEWD TO EACH OF THE G BOYS BUT TROWA HER TRUE KIVE BECAUSE HE IS REALLYT IN LOVE WITH CATHERINE.

"io am so ignoreingt i dont even have anuff sense to know that terowa and katherysine are teally family!!!" tamayo screamed to the sku then she run off to make out with quatre.

tAMAYOS GUNDAM WANST BLOWN UP AT TENSDLESS WALWSTS SO SHE CAN GO DFIGHT WARS GET OGLED AND C OMR BACK TYPICAL DSRELF INSERT ERO LIKE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

her friend misako is the love of wi\ufeies live more even more ioncest [ewww i hate incest qnd gay]

holook trowand catherine and quatre threesome [looks fun heheh ill make tama go and join them now] tamaup gpoes and joins the.

"hot steemy secx oh ohoh oh oh oh" screa,s "oh oh hot steamy sex ooooooooohh ohn oh oh oh" scfeamed tama tyhen she clumazes and wajes up with heo and duo and rhwy threemsinmes agin.

relean retysbs and fibnds tamnayo in bed with hero and screams and tamauo kicks realeans ass and then molests her and then opagan molests tamayo.

ysmsyo id kifnspprf byu oz and then ol fapes her and the gindam boys all fomce heroi xallt ro her resucuye, and then after saving her molest her whil esjes stil;l tied up.

she angests and runs off to commit sucide and fcuts her qwreisat vut lieves and then duo makes love to hwer and its all better!

wyatee abd rasgude abd abdukl anbd tama haber a big orgy then aftert wards tamayo says...

"If you think for ONE second you understood that! GO BACK AND RE READ IT UNTIL YOUR CONFUSED!"

The End

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Not only was I bored, high, and annoyed when I wrote this, but i just read a VERY bad self insert. Tamayo comes off as a whore. Whee. I AM NOT A WHORE. it's just my parody of a generic fanfic, how bad things always happen how the self insert chara always wins and gets lots of guys.. UGH! i hate them -.-... and writing that has put my spelling etc. out of order... sorry :) I'm hoping for flames ~ *Sings*